RWFH 9: New Orleans

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New Orleans

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Real World FH 9 :

NEW ORLEANS

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-THE FRENCH QUARTER-

A lanky medium sized black male sipping on a margarita anxiously awaits his room mates.


^Confessional - Will

I'm standing in the French Quarters of New Orleans so amped up and ready right now. I'm just uber excited to meet my room mates and get this show on the road

-casting tape-

Will

"I'm Will, 23 years young from Long Island"

"I'm here to completely enjoy this experience. Long Island is my home but I'm not the typical New Yorker with tons of pride representing our state to the fullest."

"Everyone in NY is the same and.. I'm different. I just feel like I don't fit in. I need to meet new people, that's why I'm here."

"I'm the one of the few people in my family, yet alone a BLACK family with a degree. And I am very proud of it"

"I'm not gonna go looking for trouble. But if I have an opinion I will voice it."


A tall buff Black man approaches Will.

"Yo are you my room mate?" the tall dude asks. "Yooo you're huge, what's good? I'm Will." he says extending his hand. "Waddup, it's King."


^Confessional - King

New Orleans aint ready.


-casting tape-

King

"King, 24, Chi town"

"I made the change from the common thief. I used to be a hustler, a gambler, a liar. But I aint that shit no more. I know the streets aint helping my future. I got goals now."

"I do some rapping, and producing. I work in my boy's studio. Day in and out. It juss a lil entreupenor work yea feel me?"

"I'm a garbage man by day tho. don't get me wrong tho. I make BANK. Fuck anyone that wants to hate on my job, yea i be pickin up your trash, but trust I'm makin cash."

"I grew up fighting, everything was a war. Growing up in chi... ya know it aint no joke. Especially not being 100% black. I got made fun of for being light skin and english not being my first language."

"My parents are from Egypt, and I was born there. We came here when I was 2 and since then the rest is history."


Will looks King up and down. "Are you full on black?" he asks bluntly. King gives a look of disdain. "Yea I am" he says firmly.

^Confessional - Will

King seems like a big body building type of dude, All into hardcore rap. It just seems typical Long Island. I don't know if we're going to be friends right off the bat..

"Do you go to the gym?" King asks. "Uhh I just jog" he says bashfully.

"It's ight, you train with me while we're here, you'll get ripped" King says friendly.

^Confessional - King

Will, he's off beat. But it's all good. Brothas gotta stick together.


"So lets get you a beer." Will says cheerfully.


-Meanwhile-

A tall light skin black girl dragging hot pink luggage as she walks up to her room mate.

^Confessional - Tiara

Coming into New Orleans, my home land. I feel blessed and feel like god is smiling down on me, and like telling me you're an awesome bitch, keep doing you. -thumbs up-

Tiara

"Hii, I'm Tiara, from Houston Texas!"

"I just think I'm the flyest bitch.. ahahah. I'm serious -gestures to body- like I'm the hottest bitch."

"I'm the creole beauty from Houston coming to New Orleans, like, that has such a ring to it."

"Where I'm from, girls just don't seem to like me. And, I really don't get it, like, I'm cute, I'm funny, I have a great per-son-a-lity. It doesn't make sense -blinks-"

"I go to school... for restaurant management... but likeee owning a restaurant like... I don't know..."

"I'm 21 baby, I'm about to be partying all over New Orleans. Alllll over!!!"

"Omg hiii no wayyy hiiiiiiii!!!" Tiara says jumping into the lanky white guy's arms. "Woahh hey there!" he says startled. "I'm Tiara!" she says with her breasts in his face. "The name's Izzy" he says


^Confessional - Izzy

My first thoughts on this girl. Amazing body, she has a super bass, and awesome personality. We're going to have a great time.


-casting tape-

Izzy

"Izzy, 24, from Boston Massachusetts."

"I kind of just do whatever the fuck I want without questions asked. That's how I been my whole life, if it feels right just do it."

"I love tattoos they're probably the only thing I have a true passion for. I love to draw my own designs and would want to get an apprenticeship while in the Nola.. that's be gnar.

"While being in New Orleans I really want to hook up with as many girls as possible.. and be a prankster, because why the fuck not? hahaa"


"So you have hot pink luggage.. that's pretty sweet." jokes Izzy. "Oh great! Carry it for me<3" she says giving him her bags. "Our limos here!" she says as Izzy puts their luggage into the limo.

^Confessional - Tiara

Of course I'm going to make Izzy carry my bags, like I'm not going to do that. He's a man.


-in the limo ride-

"So how old are you?" Izzy asks. "I'm 21 years old, ready to party!!" she says very hyper. "Oh you're a baby I'm 24. Where you from?" he asks. "Houstalantavegas Texas -winks-" she says.

"I'm like so excited, do you know how excited I am? This is such a big deal" she goes off.

^Confessional - Tiara

I am creole. This is a big deal, like. I need to connect with my great grandmother's spirit who is buried here and like, pay her a visit so she can give me like voodoo powers. For any of the jealous bitches. I'll just be like ZAP, boom, you're gone hoe.


"What's a big deal..?" asks Izzy growing tired of her. "I'm CREOLE. Like, CREOLE. As in NOLA royalty baby!" she says popping a champagne bottle.


^Confessional - Izzy

Tiara is a chill girl, but she seems like a ditzy blonde white girl more then anything. It's so random. She's yelling, shouting, drinking champagne, screaming she's creole out the window. I can tell she's gonna be all over the place.



"So I see you're into like tatoos and piercings.. that's cool." she says. "Yeah I have 14 tattoos, 24 if you seperate my sleeve pieces up." he says. "I also have my tongue pierced and a prince albert" he says grinning.

Tiara gives a blank stare. "A what..?"

"Here let me show you." he says whipping out his prince albert. Tiara gives a look of horror.


^Confessional - Tiara

So like, Izzy is telling me about a prince albert, and I'm like what's that. And then he pulls out his PENIS. Umm we just met, like you're just doing to much for me right now... instant turn off. like no, I'm not a hoe

"Ummmm woooowww...." she belts out.

-French Quarter-

"So do you go to school or anything?" Will asks King. "Nope. aint my thing" he answers. "Right.. I respect that. I did my school flow but that isn't what I wanted either."

"Hi boys!" says a cute blonde jumping into the scene. "I'm Aubry, SHOTS lets go!" she says.


^Confessional - Aubry

This is going to be the best time of my life, and nothing's gonna stop me!


-casting tape-

Aubry

"My name is Aubry, I'm from Key West Florida, and I'm 23 years old."

"Everyone says I'm like a ray of sunshine. I think it's because I'm from Florida, WE'RE the sunny state."

"I have alot of friends in Key West, everyone knows me and loves me."

"I'm not a bitch AT ALL. I love everyone and I'm super duper open minded. I'm not into cady drama. Why fight when we can party instead?"

"I'm really hoping all of my room mates are cool people and not psychopaths like on previous seasons..."

"My taste in boys is...boys. I don't discriminate. If you're confident.. oh my god I'm such a sucker for that.

"My rule of thumb for New Orleans is try everything once, while looking cute. -winks-"


"Bartender! You heard the girl! SHOTS pronto!" commands King. "WOOOOO" she cheers downing her shot. "I'm King." he says hugging her. "Hey" says Will glaring.

^Confessional - Aubry

My two room mates seem pretty fun. King.. is exactly my type. His body is amazing and he just seems so confident. Will is a little shyer but he seems like he wants to have fun and I'm definitely down with that!

^Confessional - King

My first impression of Aubry: drop dead gorgeos. A white girl with booty? A white girl with titties? SHIIIIIIIIIIIT a nigga is winning right now.

^Confessional - Will

This girl Aubry, she seems kinda basic. Wearing just a bikini and taking shots and just being over the top.. I don't know what to think.


"Oh it's our limo!!!" she says cheering. "three more shots!" she demands.

"To New Orleans!" she cheers, with King and Will joining in.


- at the mansion-


The a limo pulls up with the first room mate. A dark haired rugged looking young man


^Confessional - Kyle

I just graduated college, and this is basically my last horrah before really settling down into a professional career.


-casting tape-

Kyle

"Kyle, 22, philly"

"I used to be a bad boy. I'm not proud of what I used to be. Loud, drunk, beligerant, and angry. These are not traits I want to be known for."

"I think it takes real character to be a stand up guy. You know.. It's easy to get mad. It's easy to get black out drunk. It's easy to have sex with numerous people. It's easy to fight the world. But to stand up and suck up your pride for the better good. That's a real man."

"I'm bisexual I've known my whole life. It wasn't until recently that I can openly and proudly say it. I met a guy in college who I felt really completed me. We've been together now for 8 months."

"I'm someone who believes in taking life day by day, and minimizing your ego. The ego in my opinion is the demise of man. If a guy can't put his pride aside to me it's a sign of weakness. If you need to brag, and boast, and act overly macho. To me it just shows you're insecure. Just do you and let your confidence come out naturally."

"OH shit is this the mansion?!" he says in shock looking up at the beautiful 3 story mansion

Kyle runs into the mansion and is in awe.

"Oh wow!" he says taking in all of the mardi gra theme.







^Confessional - Kyle

The house is New Orleans themed. I'm in so much shock right now. I'm in New Orleans.. in a mansion. With a balcony, over looking the French quarters.

"I RUN NEW ORLEANS!!!" he yells from the mansion balcony. "... that was a little pretentious..." he says to himself looking around awkwardly.

"So should I run around screaming oh my god or something..?" he says looking around the house. "OH whaaat!" he says in shock.

"Voodoo dolls!" he says noticing the 7 voodoos representing the room mates.

^Confessional - Kyle

I noticed we have 7 voodoo dolls which means.. 7 room mates?! Interesting twist. But I'm keeping my voodoo doll hidden. I don't fuck with that.


A second limo pulls up.

*door bell rings*

"Room mate?" says Kyle aloud rushing to the door.

"Hey there!" says a rugged looking chick. "You look just my type! Love the lip ring man." says the girl.

^Confessional - Troyce

I live by DGAF. Which means don't give a fuck. Yolo baby, that's my motto, and that's what I do every day. Live each one like it's my last.


-casting tape-

TROYCE

"I'm Troyce, 22 years old from Seattle Washington."

"I'm just so chill bro, like I'm really just about good vibes and good times."

"I'm pretty much balls to the wall with everything I do. There's no such thing as doing things half ass for me. If I'm not the best, or doing to the best of my ability, then I'm not satisfied."

"I work at a starbucks in seattle and everyone knows me as the chill as fuck barista bitch who will fuck you up."

"I'm serious though, I'm really not that bitch to fuck with. I'm also a karate instructor. Like I fight my guy friend's battles."

"My boys will call me up and be like 'YO TROYCE A DUDE IS STARTIN SHIT" and I'll just be like 'I'll be right over', click, and handle it."

"Even though I can fight, I'm so not into that man. I rather just chill and have everyone get along. And that's totally the vibe I'm going for on the show. Hopefully no cady bullshit drama because I'm not with it."

"Oh my god are you the first one here?!" says an excited Troyce. "Yeah, wanna check out the house?" offers Kyle. "Yes yes omg!!" she says jumping up and down. "I'm Troyce btw.", "Kyle".

"Wait we gotta take a shot first!" she declares. "I drink JD, you with it?" asks Kyle. "Are you serious? I drink my JD straight" she says. "You're pretty gnar" compliments Kyle

^Confessional - Troyce

The first room mate I meet is Kyle and he is definitely down to earth and seems totally my style. He reminds me of me chill guy friends at home.

^Confessional - Kyle

Troyce is so chill. She's exactly the type of girl I'm into. If I was single, I'd definitely be in trouble...

[Cali Royalty]

"Wanna room?" asked Kyle.

"Sure." said Troyce quickly.

Confessional Troyce: Me and Kyle had instant friendship chemistry. I said that I promised myself not to room with someone JUST because they were the first person I met, but I Kyle is so chill that I think we'll just click.

*BANG BANG BANG!!!* on the door.

"Oh shit... More roomies dude" said Kyle.

"Let's go let's go!" said Troyce as she pulled Kyle's arm down the stairs.

"WE'RE HERE!!!" yelled Tiara as she opened the door.

"IZZY AND TEE TEE IN THE HOUSE!" yelled Izzy.

"Ew... don't call me that" said Tiara.

*Izzy shrugged*

"Uh... Sorry heh..." said Izzy.

"What is good" said Troyce as she hugged Izzy and Tiara.

Confessional: Troyce is a hippie and when she hugged me, I was thinking GET your incent selling hands off of my juicy couture!

"Waddup dude!" said Izzy as he shook hands with Kyle.

*Everyone met and greeted and proceeded to the pool area to chat.*

"So... I think we only have 7 instead of 8 roomies guys..." said Kyle.

"FORREAL?" asked Izzy.

"Yeah dude, I only saw 7 dolls" said Kyle.

"DUDE! Please let there be more dudes... I don't need too many bitches in this house" laughed Troyce.

Tiara flipped her weave and rolled her eyes.

"Um... Well... Ima go pick out my room if you guys excuse me" said Tiara as she model walked away.

"Dude that chick's a snobby bitch" whispered Izzy.

"Not surprising at all" said Troyce

Confessional Troyce: I am really vibing Izzy and Kyle right now *shows them laughing hysterically by the pool*... Tiara is okay... I notice she's been giving me attitude. I ain't got time for that little girl shit.

*Meanwhile*

King,Aubry,and Will arrived at the mansion.

"Oh shit this house is sick! Really southern and old fashioned" said Aubry cheerfully.

Aubry hopped out the car first and stumbled.

"Oh baby don't fall now" said King as he helped her walk up the stairs.

Confessional Will: Aubry is already a little tipsy. That says a lot about her character.

"The BOSS is in the buildin!" yelled King.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" yelled Aubry as Will plugged his ears.

"Oh shit that sound like a gangsta ass nigga at the door" laughed Izzy.

Izzy,Troyce, and Kyle ran to the living room.

"What's up roomies!" said Troyce.

"What up ma!" replied King.

*everyone greeted and exchanged names and smiles*

"Don't me and King look like an awesome couple! We both seem like alphas" laughed Troyce as she stood next to King.

"Fo-sho ma! You can be my shawty" said King.

"Hahaha... I love how he is swagged out!" laughed Troyce.

Confessional Tiara: King is soooo hawt! He's perfect arm candy! When I first saw him, I thought to myself... I've gotta seduce this guy.

"King... You should room with me" said Tiara in a prissy whiny voice.

"Where ma?" said King.

"Follow me" said Tiara as she switched her hips...

King licked his lips and followed.

"Um... You would choose the all pink and purple room" said King.

"Yeah, but it's fitting for a King and a Queen" said Tiara.

"Oh yeah..." said King.

"Absolutely" said Tiara.

*On the other hand*

Aubry was at the bar pouring herself some more shots while Will watched.

"Are you sure you wanna drink some more... We haven't went out yet" said Will.

"WHY NOT!?" yelled Aubry.

"Blondie wants to get wasted!" laughed Izzy as he walked over to join Will and Aubry at the bar.

"She's kind of annoying" whispered Will.

"Come on dude... It's the first night! No shade... She just wants to have fun... That right blondie?" said Izzy.

"YEP!" Aubry said in a high pitched tone.

Confessional Izzy: Aubry is extremely sexy. My type of chick! My first plan of action is to get this girl in my bed.

"You two have fun" said Will with a fake smile.

Confessional Will: A lot of the people in this house don't have style. They look like they dressed in a garbage can. I feel like me and Tiara are the only two on point.

"Any more room in this room?" Will asked Tiara.

"Tiara saw there was another bed left and glanced at King... *King waved his hands NO*... Uh... There is one more bed..." said Tiara reluctantly.

"Good! I wanna room with the elite of the house!" laughed Will.

"Aw that's so sweet!" laughed Tiara.

*King rolled his eyes*

Confessional King" I wanted the room with Tiara ALONE... but there was an extra bed, so Will joined in our room as well... I'd fuck her in front of him regardless.

"Are those ray-bans?" Will asked Tiara.

"Yup!" said Tiara.

"I love your style girl" said Will.

"You don't look too shabby yourself" said Tiara.

"Enough with the fashion talk! As the king of the house I call a HOUSE MEETING!!!" yelled King.

"Okie dokie..." said Tiara.

Everyone rushed to meet in the living room.

"The reason I called this meeting was to establish some house rules and get to know each other" said King.

"Coo... Coo..." said Troyce sipping out a can of beer.

"I'll began!" demanded King.

"I'm a straight up hustler, and as long as you respect me then we'll be good." said King.

"That's it?" said Will.

"I don't really like explaining myself" said King.

Izzy and Kyle shared smiles behind King's back *making fun of him*

Confessional Will: King just thinks he is the shit. How you gon call a meeting to get to know each other, and you don't wanna open up yah damn self?

"What is your occupation King? Rapper? Athlete?" asked Tiara.

"I work for city sanitation" said King.

"A garbage man?" asked Will.

"Yeah nigga." said King.

Tiara gave a look of shock.

Troyce began to chuckle at Tiara's disappointment.

"I ain't ashamed of my occupation. I seen shit that half of yall prolly never seen. I've been through shit. I don't explain myself. Let's just say... I got bigger plans in store. Being a trash nigga ain't forever!

"I respect that" said Troyce.

"I'm a down ass bitch. I live by YOLO and I like to stay in touch with mother earth if yall know what I mean." said Troyce.

"Smokin?" asked Izzy.

"Yomp!" said Troyce.

"My bitch!" laughed Izzy as Izzy and Troyce high fived.


"So who's next?" said Tiara... *Tiara and Will both looked equally bored and were obviously on drama queen status*

"Why don't you go?" said Izzy.

"NO! I wanna go last." said Tiara.

"Uhhh.... O.... K" said Izzy.

"This girl is cray" Troyce whispered to Izzy and Kyle. *they shared subtle giggles*

"Why don't you go Kyle? I am interested in your backstory! You remind me of my nigga Carlo back in Washington." said Troyce.

"Well... I ama recent college grad and I am bisexual with a boy friend." said Kyle.

*Will gave an awkward look.

"Word!?" said Izzy.

"Word..." said Kyle.

"Not that I got an issue with fags, I mean gay people but I would've never guessed bro! You still cool by me!" said Izzy.

"Uhh... Thanks bro haha" said Kyle.

King gave a look of immense disgust.

"I ain't gone bite my tongue." said King.

*Will automatically woke up from boredom and grew very alert*

"That shit ain't right by me dog. It don't sit right by me" said King.

"Aw come on King..." said Troyce.

"Nah that shit is mad nasty" snapped King.

Confessional Kyle: This guy is a typical ghetto hate monger. I had my fingers crossed that no one in the house was like this.

*Everyone turned to Kyle to see what he would say"...

*King gave an I DARE YOU type of stare.

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Cali Royalty]

Room arrangements.
Kyle and Troyce
Izzy and Aubry
King,Tiara,and Will

[DAViE]

"Well uhh.. if you're not cool with that.. it is what it is dude. Hopefully I can change your mind." Kyle says calmly.

^Confessional - Kyle

Truthfully, me a year ago would have reacted alot angrier. But I can't blame King for his ignorance and it's not the end of the day for me if he doesn't "accept me". He'll have to get over it eventually, we live together.

^Confessional - Aubry

I thought Kyle was cute but.. the fact that he's bi- it IS a little weird for me. But not weird enough for me to like not like the guy. He's just not on my radar. Definitely friend zoned.

King raises an eyebrow. "Ight dude, I'm just sayin. I don't want no problems when I'm showering in shit, ya know what I'm saying?" jokes King. "Haha.. don't worry you good." awkwardly laughs Kyle.

^Confessional - Will

Psssh what. King just shit on Kyle and the guy just sat there and let the guy humiliate him. If that was me, I woulda been popped off. However, I do understand where King is coming from. Because I am definitely NOT comfortable with a gay guy in this house with good looking straight men, LIKE MYSELF, King and Izzy. Kyle betta watch his step with me because I don't swing that way.


"So uhh who's next..?" says Kyle deflecting the attention from him.

"Well I'm Aubry, from Key west. I'm sorry I'm like a little tipsy right now. But if you understand like where I"m from. You would know that this is light partying" she explains giggling.

^Confessional - Aubry

I definitely don't want my roomies thinking that I'm like the... "dumb blonde" of this season. I may be pretty, have fake nails and hair, but I'm really a tom boy adrenaline junkie.


"I really want us to ALL get along -crosses fingers- and I think we should do everything we fucking can! This is a once in a life time opprotunity!" she says enthusiastically.

^Confessional - Troyce
I like the way Aubry is talking she seems like she just wants to have a good time. If she really says she's the tom boy she is.



Izzy raises his hand. "Hi I'm Izzy. And like blondie over here I wanna try everything to. As you can guess I'm totally inked out.-

"And pierced on the dick!" Tiara interrupts.

"That too.." he says raising an eyebrow. "Oh shit no way!" laughs Troyce. "Do i need to whip it out again?!" he jokes. "None of that!" demands King, as Kyle slightly blushes.

^Confessional - Kyle

Izzy is pretty cool. He has a very free spirited personality. That's something I admire in him without a doubt. I can see me and him being a dynamic duo haha.


"Ahem.." will interrupts. "I'm Will. I'm glad we're all here and New Orleans. Under this roof. We all have a reason for being here.. and we gone ride it out!" he says offering a toast.

^Confessional - Will

From what I've seen so far. None of these room mates are like my friends back at home. I think King and I can click though. We're black after all.


"And best for last! I am Tiara, I'm 21, I'm here ready to party and you bitches all better be ready!" she says with lots of energy. "I'm creole, so this is my city, we're going to all the clubs. we're meeting all the celebrities. We're gonna run it" she says her eyes lighting up.

^Confessional - Will

Tiara is my type of girl. She be dreaming of the elite life and I'm all about that. If she wants to network and get her name out there. Imma definitely befriend her.

"Well now that introductions are over lets go out!" demands Tiara

^Confessional - King

My impressions of the room mates. Izzy is that rocker white boy. He aint about shit. Kyle he's afraid of me. Will, idolizes me and all of the females are throwing themselves at me. I'm top dog.


-flashing scene of the roomies getting ready-

Tiara powdering her face.

Troyce and Aubry take shots together.

Kyle dresses in a suit.

Will and King talk as they get ready.

"Listen yo imma say this, I see you, and your game. Watch game, shoe game, eye wear game. Everything's on point." King compliments Will. "Heh, thanks for noticing." says Will

^Confessional - King

Will's face just brightens up whenever I pay him attention. So imma definitely keep it cool with this guy bc I already know he's ride or die for me.

"Yo I'm just saying.. we definitely got to have each other's backs. As room mates, as the only BLACK men" Will says whispering. King gives an evil smirk. "Yeea I feel you" he agrees.

"Lets see your wingman skills tonight." King says.

^Confessional - Will

If it's one thing I do good, is wingman. I'm not the player myself like all my other friends. But I definitely be helping them do their thing.

[Cali Royalty]

"I hope I can meet some famous men out here girl... Maybe a Saints player? A Hornets Player? You know?" chuckled Tiara as she pulled up her tube dress.

"Yeah sure girl...." said Aubry.

Tiara looked Aubry up and down.

"Let's go girls! Limo is out waiting!" yelled Izzy.

"WAIT! I ain't even got my makeup on!" yelled Tiara.

"Well hurry up then!" snapped Izzy

Troyce,Kyle,and Izzy stood downstairs waiting impatiently.

Confessional Izzy: These motherfuckers are putting watches, grillz, bling, and shit on and me and my crew is ready to hit the door! Me,Troyce,and Kyle... We aren't flashy. We just throw on our coats and we ready to go!

"Chill bruh! We gotta look fly! Ya feel me?" said King.

"Yeah Izzy, chill your nutsack! We are going to Master P's club Ratchet Central tonight right?" exclaimed Tiara.

"Uh.... What city?" whispered Kyle.

"Ugh how much longer is this gonna take?" wondered Kyle.

*HONK!!!*

"Okay here we come!" said Will and King as they walked down the stairs slowly showing off their clothes.

"Thanks for letting me borrow some of your ice and cologne bruh!" said King.

"No prob" said Will.

"Ugh where are these bitches?" asked Troyce getting impatient.

"I'm coming!" said Aubry as she rushed down the stairs looking stunning.

"DAMN!" said Izzy.

Kyle and King also enjoyed the site of Aubry

"TIARA!!!!!!!!!" yelled Izzy.

"HOLD THE FUCK UP!" snapped Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: I am the queen of NOLA. So they shouldn't be getting an attitude with me. If Momma says wait... That means WAIT!

Tiara finally marched down rolling her eyes.

"Okay let's hit the road!" said Izzy with a huge sigh.

Confessional Tiara: Izzy doesn't like me. I can tell... I really can care less though... He ain't on my level.

The limo pulled up to Ratchet city.



"This is not my type of crowd" whispered Izzy.

King heard him and grunted.

Confessional Izzy: This club is wack. Barely any hot chicks, it is not my type of music. It's a bunch of angry black men.

"I don't feel comfortable dancing here" Kyle whispered to Troyce.

"Just dance with me, don't be scared" said Troyce as she grabbed Kyle by his waste and pulled him closer to her.

Kyle and Troyce danced together the entire night.

Confessional Will: I think Troyce is the dirtiest female in the house. She has no style, she's weird, and she is dancing with the gay guy... I don't like her.

Confessional Aubry: King is hawt and I know he can appreciate a booty on a cutie, so Ima get close to him in this club

Aubry moved in on King and began to wind and grind on him as Izzy watched from a far.

Confessional Izzy: I want to get Aubry in my bed, but it looks like King is going to get her tonight... Nah.

Izzy walked up behind Aubry and began to dance on her from behind.

Aubry was sandwiched in, but King wasn't liking that.

"This some gay shit. If you wanna dance with me shawty, then meet me by the bar" said King as he bounced.

Aubry gave a look of confusion.

"Don't worry about him" said Izzy as he continued to dance with Aubry.

Confessional Aubry: Seems like I am a hot ticket. Izzy and King are both feeling me. Ima enjoy this *sniggles*

Tiara on the other hand was sitting at the bar with Will.

Confessional Tiara: So Will and I are sitting at the bar and clowning on these bums. I am also waiting for a fine nigga to buy me a drink.

"Look at Troyce and Kyle! They have been dancing together forever... They are getting kinda close... Why would she want a gay guy?" snapped Will.

"They're irrelevant! I am lookin out for a baller" said Tiara.

King arrived at the bar with Tiara and Will.

"Yo" said King.

"Sup?" said Will

"Heyy" said Tiara

"That nigga Izzy is lame as fuck. I am dancing with Aubry and he is going to pull a steal. I don't play that shit..." said King.

"Oh, shit! Look at those bitches over there! It's two of them! Ay... The curly head bitch is more my type. Wingman and ask out her friend for me aiight Will?" said King



"Gulp... Okay" said Will.

Will and King went over to the ladies.

"What's yo name ma... You sure is a dime" asked King.

"I'm Letoya and my girl name is Sahara" said the blonde curly haired girl.

"Oh well you are fine... " said King as he whispered in her ear.

"Hi... Love your shoes baby" said Will.

"Uh... Thanks" said Sahara.

Both guys sweet talked the ladies and convinced them to come back to the mansion.

Confessional King: I am getting some pussy tonight!

On the other hand...

Kyle and Troyce were still dancing.

Confessional Kyle: This club is an awkward environment for me, but I forgot about everything because Troyce is making everything better. It's like we are own little zone dude.

"Having fun yet?" asked Troyce with a smile.

"Absolutely" said Kyle

Confessional Troyce: I can understand why Kyle doesn't like this club, Hell... I don't like the club, but Ima free spirit and I can have a good time any where.

Izzy and Aubry were on full make out mode on the other hand.

Confessional Izzy: I think I am getting laid by Aubry tonight... I hope this doesn't make it awkward since we are going to be roomates for two months, but hell... I'm thinking with my dick tonight.

"Promise you'll let me see your prince Albert?" said Aubry with a sexy smirk.

"Definitely" said Izzy as he continued to make out with her.

Confessional Tiara: This club is wack! Ain't no ballers here! I'm ready to go home...

After a group consensus everyone boarded the limos and headed back to the mansion.

King and Letoya was making out

Izzy and Aubry was making out.

Will sat with his hand around Sahara

and everyone else just sat quietly.

Confessional Tiara: I know Will and King are NOT about to bring these nasty hoes in my room tonight. If they think they are fucking some bitches in MY ROOM, then they asses got another thing coming.

The limos arrived home and everyone hopped out.

Tiara rushed to her room and locked her door.

Kyle went into the phone booth to call his boy friend and inform him about the day.

"Hey babe... I miss you already" said Kyle on the phone.

"Yo shawty! Open up!" said King banging on the door.

Tiara ignored the knocks, shut the lights off, and proceeded to relax in her bed.

On the other hand...

Izzy pushed Aubry down on the bed and went to make out with her.

"Wait..." said Aubry.

"What?" said Izzy.

"I'm not having sex with you tonight" said Aubry.

"WHAT!? I mean... Uh... I thought..." said Izzy.

"Well you thought wrong, I am not that type of chick. You're cut Izzy, but we are going to be roomies and we don't need that awkward vibe. Plus I am not just another hoe. " said Aubry.

"I thought you wanted to see my piercing" asked Izzy.

"I do haha, that didn't mean I was going to sleep with you silly." said Aubry as she caressed Izzy's face and skipped away.

Confessional Izzy: I am rock hard and Aubry pulls this "classy" shit on me. I'm not getting sprung off of a bitch, that ain't me. If she gone play hard to get, then Ima go for a easy chick at the clubs from now on. Lesson learned.

"YO! OPEN UP TIARA!!!" yelled King as he grew angry.

"Haha... we don't have time for jealous hoes, we are leaving" said Sahara and Letoya was they both exited.

"Wait, ladies!" yelled King.

Confessional King: Tiara just lost major points for cock blocking. Fuck that bitch.

*TO BE CONTINUED*

[DAViE]

"Yo is she forreal wit this shit?" asks an annoyed King.

^Confessional - King

Tiara knows myself and Will have brought 2 beautiful females home. And she purposefully locked us out of OUR room. I understand she's attracted to me, but we aint even smash or nothin and this female is having severe jealousy issues.

"Yeah dude I was tryina get my dick wet." says Will shyly. "Tiara please let us in!" asks Will.

Tiara opens the door.

"Oh sorry my headphones were in" she says lying. "Yo don't play that." snaps King. "You know whatchu did babygirl" snaps Will. "Like, I honestly don't know why ya'll are wildin right now" she says ditzly.

^Confessional - Tiara

I wasn't like purposefully trying to cockblock King and Will, however there will be no "pounding" in my room when I'm tryina get my beauty rest.

"Bullshit. I think you should switch rooms." commands King. "Umm what...? There's 2 of you, why don't you guys switch with the girls?"

^Confessional - King

If this was a male, I woulda been mad. Tiara however is an unintelligent female. If she thinks I'm going to switch my room because she got a problem, she got it wrong.

"Noooo babygirl no. We was here!" chimes in Will. "Umm, I'm so serious it makes more sense for you two to room together in one room, and like the girls move here." she says batting her eyes.

^Confessional - King

Imma let Tiara keep this room. If me and Will room together it'll be easier then dealing with a third room mate.

"Fine, you go ask the girls to switch." he commands.

-meanwhile in the phone booth-

"Do you like anyone in the house?"
"Well.. I uhh wouldn't say that there's anyone in specific that I like.." mumbles Kyle.

^Confessional - Kyle

So it's the end of the first night and I figured now would be the best time to drunk dial my boyfriend Tracy. I'm telling him how the day went, then he asks me if there's anyone in the house I like. I think I should come clean about having a SLIGHT attraction to Troyce and Izzy.


"What does that mean baby? Do I need to fight someone when I come there?" asks Tracy "Well there's two people in the house who are you know.. chill like us and it's hard to not have a little attraction.." he conffeses. "But the guy is straight, and the girl.. well she's just a friend" he quickly states.

"....ok. I trust you." says Tracy.

"Love you" Kyle whispers into the phone. As he concludes the conversation with this boyfriend.


^Confessional - Kyle

I know how Tracy is and he is just as territorial as me. But he really has nothing to worry about. I'm not gonna cheat on him. He completes me.


Troyce meanwhile gets into a bikini and decides to hit the hot tub. "Aubry girl, you joining me?" she says inviting her.

"Of course!" she says stripping down. "Oh I'm so in" says Izzy inviting himself.

The 3 go outside and have a few end of the night beers.

^Confessional - Aubry

So me and the roomies are ending the night with a relaxing hot tub sesh. And I'm just thinking, what a better end the night then to skinny dip!

"Skinny dipping!" yells Aubry as she grabs Troyce's top. "Girl!" she says laughing. As Troyce chases her.

"I'm in heaven." says Izzy.

Tiara comes strutting out in a hair wrap and bunny slippers and lingerie.

"Ummm, hi ya'll. Like, it's late, but I think we need to do some last minute room switching" she says. "What did you have in mind?" asks Troyce

^Confessional - Troyce

I don't want to dislike Tiara. But she just seems like.. basic. I'm having a blast with Aubry. It feels nice to have a girlfriend for a change.

"I think us girls should room together" she annouces. "Umm.. I'm good." says Troyce immediately. "That means I gotta switch rooms because I aint rooming with King or Will" says izzy.

"umm.. What's the problem?" asks Aubry. "Basically, the boys want me out, and I don't wanna go..." she says pouting.

"I'll switch with you, and make it easy for everyone!" Aubry says offering up.

^Confessional - Aubry

I offer to switch places with Tiara just to keep the peace. There's no point in fighting over beds! Plus, Izzy's definitely gonna creep on me hardcore. So I'm better off with him not as a roomie.

"Aw you're awesome girl. Listen, lets have a girls day tomorrow!" Tiara offers. "I'm down if Troyce is!" says Aubry happily. Troyce looks unenthusiastic. "Umm, sure why not" she mumbles.

^Confessional - Tiara

I'm not really feeling this hoe Troyce. But I'm not gonna be a lonely outsider in this house! So I'm going to TRY and make nice.

END EPISODE

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[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 2

So the next morning everyone was still asleep but King.

Confessional King: I am up early in the morning getting in my dawn work out.

King is doing push-ups, sit ups, and jogging around the backyard.

Aubry woke up shortly after and walked outside to admire King's sweaty work out.

"Rise and shine!" said Aubry.

"What up baby? Did you sleep well?" asked King.

"Yes" smiled Aubry stirring her cup of morning joe.

"Thanks for making that switch last night, I'd much rather sleep in a room with you, than Tiara." said King.

"Oh no problem! Izzy was getting kind of creep any ways.

King snickered.

"Izzy is what?" snapped Izzy as he interrupted their conversation while brushing his teeth.

"Oh... Nothin..." said Aubry.

"Nah, I heard you... If I'm weird then stay away from me" said Izzy.

"Izzy I was kidding" said Aubry.

"What ever Aubry, you just an average hoe that I wanted to fuck on... Until I smelled that fish pussy of yours" snapped Izzy.

"Whoa son..." laughed King.

"Oh please Izzy, don't be mad cuz I turned you down." said Aubry.

"Mad? Bitch you ain't even that cute in the face, you don't even look like the same girl without your make up. If I saw you this way, I probably would have never approached you." snapped Izzy.

"You're such a jerk" snapped Aubry as she fast paced walked away with tears.

"Sorry bitch, I mean hoe... Oops I mean April" said Izzy with a douchey smile.

"Fuck you Izzy!" yelled Aubry.

"What's going on?" said Kyle wiping his eyes trying to fully get awakened.

"Not much bro!" said Izzy slapping five and bro hand shaking Kyle.

"Are you crying?" asked Tiara with her beauty mask on.

"I'm fine... It's just... Izzy is a douche bag" snapped Aubry.

"Well, girl we all know that" said Tiara.

"Are those bitches still talkin shit?" asked Izzy.

"Dude, you gon let some females get you hype" asked King.

"Look nigga, If I wanna get hype then I can" snapped Izzy.

"Ay, don't fucking call me a nigga white boy!" snapped King.

"Nigga...." said Izzy.

King dropped his weight and stepped to Izzy.

"I will wipe that stupid ass grin off yah face you punk bitch!" said King.

Kyle got in the middle

"Yo, not on the second day" said Kyle

"I say Nigga to all my peoples at home, I ain't gone stop because some sensitive asshole" snapped Izzy.

"Dude I wanna fuck this white boy up!" snapped King.

Will watched from a distance with a smile.

Confessional Will: It's nothing like waking up to some good morning drama.

Confessional: Izzy, if the people in this house think that I'm going to sweat their little hate then they are sadly mistaken. I didn't come here for friends.

"Izzy dude, don't let them get you hype" said Kyle.

"I'm good. I don't need a pep talk" snapped Izzy.

"I just don't want you to lose your cool... Look... Room with me and Troyce" said Kyle.

Izzy thought about it and remembered that Tiara was in his room.

"For sure!" said Izzy without thinking twice.

Him and Kyle grabbed his mattress and carried into the new room, forcing it to fit.

It woke Troyce up.

"We got a new roomie" said Kyle.

Troyce looked up and saw Izzy... Izzy gave a smile, and Troyce gave a thumbs up and went back to sleep.

"Fuck that clown!" snapped King.

Tiara was still consoling Aubry.

"Oh, so now he is leaving my room and leaving me by myself... What ever! I get a room to myself" laughed Tiara.

"Honestly yall... That entire posse is wack" said Will stirring up some drama.

"I know... Troyce is dirty, Izzy is mean, and Kyle is gay" said Tiara.

"The only one I fuck with out of that crew is Troyce... Fuck the faggot and the cracker" snapped King.

"I'm okay now" said Aubry as she wiped her face and proceeded to the shower.

3 hours later.

"Are you ready Troyce" said Tiara with a attitude.

"For what?" said Troyce smoking a cigarette in the living room with Izzy.

"I thought we were having a girls day out..." said Tiara

"Shit, I forgot about that" said Troyce.

"Well, are you still going to come? Aubry is almost ready and we are heading out" said Tiara.

"Why not?" said Troyce.

"Cool..." said Tiara awkwardly as she flipped her weave and walked away.

"Good luck with the hoe squad Troyce" said Izzy.

"Ima need it" said Troyce.

"Okay ready! Let's head out" said Aubry.

"Bye saggy tits!" snapped Izzy.

Aubry put up two middle fingers and walked out the door.

Troyce giggled in her hand.

"Be nice Izzo!" said Troyce.

"Only to you my love" said Izzy jokingly.

Troyce made a heart with her hands and stuck her tongue out, she then whispered "Pray for me." as she exited.

"How do you put up with that doucebag!" snapped Aubry.

"He's chill as hell. You just can't piss him off" said Troyce putting her hair in a pony tail.

The girls boarded the limo.

"So were the hell are we going?" asked Troyce.

"I booked for us to go tequila tasting" said Tiara.

Confessional Troyce: Getting drunk with these girls isn't a good look... I don't wanna hurt a bitch, so Ima only take 2 shots MAX

The girls arrived at a bar on bourbon street where they took their seats as the bartender served them with some tequila.

Troyce took a shot, and then just sat there with her shades on.

Confessional Tiara: Troyce sucks... She doesn't appreciate this girls day out. She's just a slut, that doesn't have fun unless there are some dicks around.

Aubry and Tiara indulged, while Troyce just kinda watched.

"So..." said Troyce.

"MORE SHOTS!" snapped Aubry.

"All righty then..." said Troyce.

Tiara and Aubry were both tipsy and their liquor became their first language.

"So... TROYCE... Why don't you wear make up? Do you think you look good enough?" laughed Tiara.

"I'm fine with how I look" said Troyce humbly.

"Are you sure about that?" asked Tiara.

Troyce gave a glare... "Yeah" said Troyce.

"What ever you say Troyce, I think you can use a little make over" snapped Tiara.

"Look girl... I don't wanna look anything like you!" said Troyce.

"Why are you getting defensive boo?" asked Tiara.

"She dresses like a lesbian" Tiara whispered to Aubry and they both giggled.

"Look, I didn't want to come here in the first place and I am trying to keep my cool, but if you continue with the petty shit then" said Troyce.

"Then what?" said Tiara.

"You know what? Have fun with your tequila ladies." said Troyce as she did a fake little bow and excused herself.

"Toodles.... bitch" said Tiara very softly.

Troyce walked to a cab and went back to the mansion.

"Girl I am wasted!" laughed Aubry

"I know girl, I ain't there yet, but I will be!" laughed Tiara as she high fived her.

"What's wrong with Troycee?" slurred Aubry.

"She's irrelevant. Now what should we do next?" said Tiara

45 minutes later...

Troyce arrived home.

"Where are the other chicks?" asked Kyle.

"Being basic ass bitches. I had to excuse myself before I chin checked Tiara" said Troyce.

"Oh, forget them haha... King and Will have been ignoring me and Izzy all day, so we are going to go to a hookah bar! Wanna come?" asked Kyle.

"Please" said Troyce.

"Aiight IZZAY! LET'S GO DUDE! TROYCE IS HEADIN OUT WITH US!" yelled Kyle.

Izzy,Kyle,and Troyce headed to the hookah bar to bond.

On the other hand

"WILL!!!" yelled King.

"What up?" asked Will.

"Can you get a brotha some water?" asked King.

"Ooookie dokie" said Will.

Confessional Will: King thinks Ima maid, he's being borrowing my shit and asking me to do everything for him! I ain't a butler!

"Ay nigga you in that confessional talking shit about me!?" snapped King.

Confessional Will: Uhhh... NO!"

"Well get my water then! With ice!" asked King.

Confessional Will: *rolls eyes at confession cam* Okay!... *exits confessional*

[DAViE]

-Somewhere in NOLA-

"Reaalll ass btiches right here! We're the realest bitches!" yells a drunk Aubry as she cuddles Tiara. "Ahahahaha!" laughs Tiara.

^Confessional - Tiara

So me and Aubry have finished out tequila tasting and we're just being classy bitches in New Orleans doing our thing, but um pause. Looks like we got some haters...

"I'm creole! I'm creole, I run it!" shouts a beligerant Tiara. "You aint run nothin butcha mouth" yells a random hater girl on the street. "Umm. whuut?" asks a drunk Tiara. "Ya'll heard me, some basic ass hoes on the Real World. Step to a real NOLA BITCH!" yells the ghetto banshee.

"...-deranged look- who is this hoe.. umm who are you?? Fuck you you dirty slut!" snaps Aubry. The ghetto banshee then charges for Aubry. But Aubry and her wrestle to the ground as Aubry strikes and strikes as they tumble together.

Tiara just stands there in shock. "Bitch you aint shit!" yells Aubry as a random guy pulls her off the black chick. "Yea you gotchu ass whooped white bitch!" yells the ghetto hoe as she's pulled into the crowd.

"I gotchu girl, i gotchu." says Tiara helping Aubry adjust her hair.

^Confessional - Tiara

Ummm woah woah woah.. Aubry is like the last chick I would expect to throw hands. Umm ok, I see you blondie.

^Confessional - Aubry

I'm all about being cute and fun, but if you're a random hater. I will hit you. That's it.

-meanwhile at the hookah lounge-

Izzy, Troyce and Kyle take hits from a beautiful hookah off some coconut flavored shisha.

^Confessional - Troyce

I'm with my boys Izzy and Kyle and the vibe is just totally different. I don't feel tension like I did with the girls, and I feel comfortable enough to be myself.

"So I just wasnt feeling it. I tried to have fun with them but they was both acting like some drunk dumb bitches." says Troyce. "I'm sure Aubry was super wasted.." Izzy says rolling his eyes. Kyle stays quiet.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm just sitting back and seeing how things are. Izzy and Troyce are the most similar to me I think so far. But.. I'm noticing Izzy is taking his grudge with Aubry a little far and I think Troyce may have some underlying issues with females. I'm going to try and talk some sense into them.


"It's good that you went Troyce. But, I don't think you should have left even if you were feeling uncomfortable." Kyle says. Troyce raises an eyebrow. "And why is that?"

"You let them know they got the best of you." he says softly. Troyce rolls her eyes.

^Confessional - Troyce

I get what Kyle is saying but he needs to understand. If I don't like something or someone, I aint gonna just sit there and take it like he does. I will pop the fuck off, so rather then popping off. I removed myself. I think I handled myself accordingly.

"I guess." she says trying to change the subject. "Well what do you think of Aubry dude? I really don't like that bitch" snaps Izzy. "Dude it's really not that serious." says Kyle sternly. "Whatever man, I'm not looking for approval or your advice." Izzy snaps.

^Confessional - Izzy

Kyle at the hookah bar is acting a little pretentious and self righteous. I aint really feeling it. This is the second day of us being friends bro. You can't tell me how to think and act.

"My bad.. I just don't want you guys to act like animals." Kyle says humbly.

-a few hours later-


The room mates all are home and staying in for the night as a storm hits NOLA.


"Looks like you guys had fun." Will says to a drunken Tiara and Aubry who are cuddling on the coach. "We sure did" says Tiara happily

"Heh, so I heard white girl can throw hands?" asks King with a smirk. "Ahaha I fucked that btich up!" slurrs Aubry.

meanwhile in "Team Humble's room"-

Kyle is reading a book, while Izzy and Troyce step outside to smoke a cigg.

"Dude between you and I, I think we're more similar." says Izzy with a glint in his eye. "You might be right. I do what I want, you do what you want. Like, we're both in the moment people" admits Troyce.

"Kyle seems a little judgmental" comments Izzy. "I think you might be right" agrees Troyce. "I can't admit that I just don't like Aubry?" he says. "I don't see whats the problem." Troyce says. "If you wanna pack her shit and throw her out, then do it. I aint stopping you." says Troyce

"I'm not gonna do that, unless she bugs me."

^Confessional - Izzy

Right now me and Kyle are a little on the rocks. I have no obligations to him, and he is acting too self righteous for my taste.


Izzy and Troyce walk into the main lobby to get some food. Noticing the rest of the roomies were chatting it up.

"Well if it isn't my biggest fan and Troyce!" jokes Aubry. "Troyce.. we were supposed to have girls day!" she says pouting her lip. 'My bad', troyce says shrugging her shoulders. "You damn right I aint your biggest fan" snaps Izzy.

"Wow, are you still mad?" says a confused Aubry. "Yeah I'm mad hoe. Kick fucking rocks, before I throw your ass outta here!" he yells.


^Confessional - King

Izzy to me seems weak. Picking on a female. I aint gonna get riled up by a female. To me he seems like a bitch. He also disrespecting the brothas dropping nigga like he is a nigga.


"Wow you need to calm down.." slurrs Aubry.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm reading a book and I hear Izzy going off on Aubry. This dude needs to chill, he's sober and acting mad!

"I don't need to calm down you stupid ass hoe. You're a butter face!" Izzy goes in. Kyle strolls into the room. "Dude.. take it easy. It's Aubry, it's blondie!" Kyle says trying to get a grip on Izzy. Troyce sits back nonchalantly.

^Confessional - Izzy

This is my warning to my room mates. No peace making bullshit, none of that. If I gotta say something, girl or guy. I'm gonna say it, and do whatever I want. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO.


"Kyle get the fuck outta my face!" snaps Izzy. "Dude! chill, you don't need to fight." Kyle says starting to panic. "YOU AINT THE PEACE MAKER BRO, IF I GOT A PROBLEM WITH HIM OR HER THEN IMMA SOLVE IT" Izzy says screaming in Kyle's face.

Kyle is in shock at Izzy's behavior.

^Confessional - Will

Woah I was not expecting skinny Izzy to have that type of temper. I also wasn't expecting the white boys to fight! This is priceless.

[Cali Royalty]

Look, I am just trying to stop you from looking like a punk, so don't yell at me dude!?" snapped Kyle.

"THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE YOU BRO! THEY THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING FAG! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DEFENDING THEM!?" snapped Izzy fiery red and out of breath.

"Dude... Please chill!" laughed Kyle.

"What the fuck is funny bro!?" snapped Izzy.

"Nothin..." said Kyle.

"No, you laughin! Man up bitch!" snapped Izzy.

"Look bro, I'm good... Please just get out my face... your spit is getting on me" said Kyle.

"THEN MIND YOUR GOD DAMNED BUSINESS BITCH!" snapped Izzy as he got in Kyle's face.

"Izzo... Izzo..." said Troyce as she bear hugged him and tried to calm him down.

"Whoa... I don't feel safe in here" said Aubry.

"Dude... What do I do after that?" asked Kyle...

"You didn't deserve that Kyle" said Aubry as she hugged him.

Confessional Kyle: Izzy and I... Our friendship is in shambles. I didn't know he was like this... This is not the guy I liked.

"YOU'E DONE!" snapped Izzy.

"Go head and copy off of Brian from Hawaii" snapped Kyle.

"Still poppin yah gums bro!?" snapped Izzy.

"I swear.. I can't sleep in here... With him... In this house" said Aubry to the producers.

The phone rang for Izzy... It was the producers telling him to leave to a hotel for the night.

"What ever dude!" snapped Izzy as he got his overnight shit and exited to the van.

"Sleep well Izzo!" yelled Troyce as she hugged Izzy goodbye.

Troyce came back into the house and went to her room with Kyle.

"What was that about?" said Kyle starring off into space.

"I'm sorry about that Kyle..." said Troyce lighting up a cigarette.

"No, he obviously have anger issues." said Kyle.

"Yeah, but he's still our boy... I think he'll snap out of it by tomorrow. His anger just got the best of him. He has to learn how to get a handle on that shit. I could have snapped on Tiara, but it isn't worth it." said Troyce.

"That's all I was trying to tell him Troyce! I just wanted him to calm down.." said Kyle.

Troyce shrugged and blew smoke... "Let's just see how he is tomorrow. Don't stress about it. You did nothing to deserve that" said Troyce.

Confessional Kyle: I am going to take Troyce's advice and try to talk to Izzy tomorrow. I hope he is apologetic and realizes that he looked like a psychopath.

On the other hand

Team Black and Aubry were all lounging around by the pool table.

"White boy got crazy" said King

"Too crazy, that guy is out of his mind!" said Will.

"I'm not safe here" said Aubry.

*They all laughed*

"No, I am serious" said Aubry.

"We should all vote his ass out" said Will.

"I'm down for that!" said King.

"It's already more of us, plus Kyle might turn on him too" said Tiara.

"His ass is grass" laughed Aubry.

Confessional Will: I am going to vote Izzy out just like everyone else beside Troyce, but I don't know if this will work.

Kyle went into the phone booth to call his bf.

"Babe I got turned on by a friend" said Kyle.

"Who Izzy or Troyce?" asked Tracy.

"You remembered their names! I'm impressed." said Kyle.

"My bf tells me that he has a crush on these mofos, so I ain't gone forget their names!" laughed Tracy.

"Well it was Izzy, the dude is insane!" said Kyle.

Confessional Will: So I am eaves dropping on Kyle talking to his boy friend, and he is talking mad trash about Izzy, Ima write all this shit down, and then inform Izzy about it tomorrow. Kyle and Izzy's friendship is in shambles, so Ima kick it while it's down! When I tell Izzy all this shit that Kyle is saying about him, he will go CRAZY, and maybe that'll be more proof why his ass should leave after the vote out!

Will got his pen and paper out and took down everything that Kyle was saying.

"He's insane babe!" snapped Kyle.

Will wrote down every negative comment.

"But I hope, I can work it out with him tomorrow. Troyce convinced me that his emotions are gettin the best of him, and maybe I should talk to him after he cools off from his hotel stay. I really wanna be his friend babe." said Kyle.

Will left that out... It was too positive.

Everyone in the house went to bed eventually.

After the talk with his bf... Kyle paced around the house.

Confessional Kyle: I feel kind of broken. I'm not defeated, but I am just feeling a little home sick. Usually Tracy would be here to calm down when I'm this mad, but unfortunately I am here alone.

Kyle got in Troyce's bed instead of his own and wrapped his arm around her while she slept.

"Kyle is that you?" said Troyce half sleep.

"Yeah... I just need someone to hold right now" said Kyle.

Troyce grabbed Kyle's arm and let out a subtle smile and proceeded back to sleep.

Both of them spooned the whole night (but nothing sexual)

[DAViE]

-By the pool-

Troyce lays out tanning with Aubry.

"So last night was pretty crazy huh?" comments Troyce. "Izzy, is alittle too wild for me. Like, he's the only one really acting out here." says Aubry.

"Wanna know something?" asks Aubry with a devilish look. "Hmm?"

"Will came up with an idea to do a house vote and vote Izzy out!" she confesses. "-gasps- Are you serious?" says a shocked Troyce. "Totally, I mean.. it is a little extreme though. If he just calmed down, I'd be okay with him being here. But it doesn't look that way..." she says softly.

^Confessional - Troyce

I've come to find out that Will is plotting on voting my dude Izzy out this house. This comes as a total surprise to me, because Will seems.. pretty.. CHILL. Like he's a little prissy, but I didn't expect himt o be a schemer. I see you boo.


-Meanwhile-

Will strolls into Kyle's room.

^Confessional - Will

I'm not a fan of faggots. But when you gotta work with them to get what you want, I'll bare with it.


"Yo dude" says Will. "Hey man" says Kyle smiling. "What's up? You don't really say much to me" says Kyle. "Yeah... sorry about that. I just been chillen with King alot. And ya'll don't really get along.. so yeah" explains Will

"Yeah.. I guess you're right. So what's up?" he asks. "Ok listen here. Everything and everyone been getting along, but there seems to be a division. It's my crew, and then it's IZZY's crew. Izzy is the one diving you guys, as in: you and Troyce from really kicking it with us." says Will

Kyle gives Will a side glare.

^Confessional - Kyle

I see where Will is coming from. However I do think he's exaggerating the circumstances. Granted, Izzy has been stirring the most drama up. But I don't believe his actions are affecting how the rest of the house looks at me, and he's definitely not separating me from everyone else. I guess I should be make more of an effort to chill with everyone.


"I see what you're saying. But what are you trying to get at?" asks Kyle. "Oh.. nothing. I just wanted to let you be aware.. of things" says Will strolling off.

^Confessional - Will

I planted the seed of hate, and now I just gotta pour some water on it.


-a few hours later-

Troyce and Kyle are enjoying a relaxing brunch at panera. While the other room mates are at home.

- at the house -

Izzy storms in frustrated from last night. He passes all of the room mates in the main lobby, who stare at him like dead fishes.

^Confessional - King

I've had about all I can take of this whiny white boy. He's too bitch like. I'm ready for this vote out.

Aubry's face turns red with guilt and shame.

^Confessional - Aubry

I'm thinking about last night... and it kinda was my fault. Izzy is a little emo, so I shouldn't push his buttons like that. And now, the rest of the house wants him gone! I'm gonna save him before it's too late

Aubry quietly tip toes to Izzy, Kyle and Troyce's room.

"The fuck do you want?" asks Izzy sternly. Aubry makes puppy eyes. "I.. just wanted you to know I'm sorry!" she says with tears. Izzy says nothing. "I'm serious! You need to calm down though, there are people talking mess!" she warns him forcing a hug onto him.

"Who the fuck is talking shit?!" Izzy quickly flares. "Don't worry about it, stop caring what people think!" demands Aubry.

^Confessional - Izzy

I forgive Aubry because SHE apologized. I'll never apologize for my actions, if you don't like what I'm doing, stay away from me.

"It's all good chick, just stop fucking with me" says Izzy as he finishes unpacking. He steps outside to smoke a ciggarette.

Meanwhile Tiara, King and Will all sit huddled together. "Step 1 of getting Kyle's vote is complete, step 2 begins now." laughs Will sipping on champagne. "ahaha oh you're so bad, I love it!" laughs Tiara. King sits back and sips his beer.

Will sways his hips over to a reflecting Izzy outside.

"Hey dude, let me get a minute with you" says Will. "Sure man.." says a much calmer Izzy. He gestures him to sit down. Will chooses to stand.

"I know you keep it real. That's why you get mad. I like that, I appreciate that." says Will buttering Izzy up. "You and I got that same type of flow" he continues. "We both about doing what we want, and keeping it 100..."

"Yeah man, I see what your saying." says Izzy opening up to Will. "Well.. I just gotta give it to you straight. Your boy Kyle.. been talking shit. I over heard the faggot talkin mess to his BOYFRIEND. Here, I wrote it all down." Will says with an evil smirk, handing the sheet to Izzy.

Izzy's eye twitches.

^Confessional - Izzy

So Kyle mister holier then thou, has been talking shit. Clearly, this is who Aubry was referring to!


"Ight yo, you my nigga now. I appreciate it." says Izzy. "Of course.." says Will drifting off quietly.

[Cali Royalty]

"So, what was that last night? You grabbing me in my sleep..." asked Troyce to Kyle at Panera.

"I was just frustrated and although I'm humble, I get angry too. I realized that I was here alone, and usually my bf would be there to hold me... I kind of imagined you were him... No offence." said Kyle.

"So you're saying I look like a man" Troyce joked.

"No. NO WAY!" laughed Kyle.

"No, I get it... But you're not alone. You've got me and if you play your cards right... You'll have Izzy too! LOOK! Aubry let me in to some inside information." said Troyce.

"About what?" asked Kyle.

"Will... He has been plotting to vote Izzy out the house" said Troyce.

"What? Why! It isn't that serious" said Kyle.

"I know. I never knew that Will was evil like this" said Troyce slurping on her iced tea.

"You know, it is all coming together! Will tried to come in my room and talk some mad shit about Izzy. He's definitely plotting to have us turn on each other" said Kyle.

"He has to be stopped! Let's get home" said Troyce as they hopped back in the limo and sped off home.

On the other hand

Izzy and Will were still chatting and talking.

"Yo, Will come over here!" snapped King.

"Um okay!" said Will as he hopped up quickly to see what King wanted.

Confessional King: Will is playing both sides and I don't do well with that. He's chatting with the enemy! This motherfucker says Nigga, and you are chatting with him!? You're BLACK, plus wasn't it your plan to vote Izzy out?"

"Yes King?" asked Will impatiently.

" I know you have a plan, but you look a little too comfortable with Izzy. What more is there to discuss with that looney toon?! You planted the seed, now ska daddle!" snapped King.

"Oh.. No I'm not being nice with him... Well I am... I'm just PRETENDING... It will all make sense later King, don't mess it up. You know I mean business. You actually think I'm enjoying his wack conversation." said Will.

"Don't be fake brother!That's all I'm saying. I trust you and I know that this is your plan or what ever, but it just seems like you are playing both sides. You can't have him thinking that you're cool with him, because you're participating in the vote out... Right?" snapped King.

"Uhh.... Yeah... I got this!

*Door opens in the main room* *Troyce and Kyle enter*

"Oh you're back!? THE SHIT TALKER IS BACK!" snapped Izzy.

King and Will quickly stopped conversing and looked over to see the drama unfold.

"Izzy, you're still on this man? I was hoping we could get passed this" said Kyle.

"OH YOU WANT TO GET PASSED IT? You called me insane to your faggot as fudge packer didn't you!?" snapped Izzy.

"Don't fucking talk about my boy friend like that! You hear me?!" snapped Kyle.

"No... WAIT!" said Troyce.

"NO TROYCE! Ima push this motherfucker's buttons and see what he's going to do!" laughed Izzy.

"NO YOU'RE NOT!" snapped Troyce as she grabbed both Izzy and Kyle's wrist tightly and firmly.

"Who the fuck told you this Izzy?" asked Troyce.

"Why does it matter?" asked Izzy.

"TELL ME BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS BRO!" snapped Troyce.

"Will did..." said Izzy.

King rolled his eyes and looked at Will in disappointment.

"You're on your own bro" whispered King to Will.

"No... I was just trying to... Help our side" said Will as King walked off ignoring him.

"THAT'S THE PROBLEM! IT'S WILL! Will is the common denominator! He's the reason you two are at odds" said Troyce.

"How!?" snapped Izzy.

"It's true bro... He came into my room this morning and he told me that you were the reason for the divide in the house" said Kyle calmly.

"Word? That motherfucker is a rat" realized Izzy.

Izzy started to run to attack Will, but Troyce jumped in the way.

"STOP! Will came up with a plan to vote you out!" snapped Troyce.

"Don't give them more of a reason to" said Kyle.

"FOR REAL BITCH!? You trying to get rid of me" snapped Izzy looking into Will's eyes.

"Who told you guys this?" snapped Will.

"I did..." said Aubry strutting in.

"Fake bitch..." whispered Tiara from a far as she watched.

Confessional Tiara: Aubry is the PHONIEST BITCH IN THE HOUSE! How could you just turn on poor Willy like that?


"Will, it was all your plan!" said Aubry.

"But, Aubry... Weren't you the one saying you were not safe?! Don't try and turn this all on Will boo" snapped Tiara.

"This has nothing to do with you bitch!"snapped Troyce.

"Bitch, Will's my friend and I know his intentions were to protect Aubry's phony ass you dirty hoe!" snapped Tiara.

Troyce jumped over the couch and got in Tiara's face and put both hands behind her back as she stood in a gangsta stance and began to yell in Tiara's face.

"TRY ME BITCH! TRY ME! YOU REALLY TAKE IT THERE!? I GAVE YOU A PASS AT TEQUILA TASTING, BUT IF YOU TRY ME AGAIN, YOU GON BE ON YOUR WAY TO THE ICU!" snapped Troyce.

Troyce yelled in Tiara's face while bumping up against her, holding her hands behind her back.

Tiara fell to the ground after being backed into a wall.

"NOW ONTO YOU!" snapped Troyce as she turned her attention to Will.

"Don't think you can't catch a fade too nigga, because I'll have you gasping for air!?' snapped Troyce.

*Will rolled his eyes.*

"I WILL GOUGE THEM BITCHES OUT IF YOU KEEP ROLLING THEM!" snapped Troyce.

Confessional Kyle: Usually I would be trying to stop Troyce, but these ass holes deserve it at this point.

"I AM NOT TO BE PLAYED WITH! I AM YOUR LEADER BITCHES!" snapped Troyce.

Confessional King: Troyce is getting buck and it is turning me on. I can tell that shawty means business. She don't play.

"Izzo and Kyle let's head out before I get sent home" said Troyce.

"Can I come?" asked Aubry.

"Sure" said Kyle.

Kyle,Aubry,Izzy, and Troyce all headed to the Lakeside Shopping center which is the biggest mall in New Orleans to blow off some steam.

Will dropped his head in shame and Tiara rolled her eyes with an attitude as if she was holding back tears.

20 minutes later

"Who does that hoe think she is?" snapped Will.

"I don't know, but I broke my fucking nail when I fail to the ground. I hate the fucking bitch!" snapped Tiara.

"Stop talking shit yall wasn't saying nada when Troyce was here." laughed King.

"Shut up King" laughed Tiara.

"I know... She's a beasty bitch, so of course I didn't say shit" said Will.

King shrugged and proceeded to make himself a sandwich.

"This is all phony ass Aubry's fault!" snapped Tiara.

"I know.. Fucking phony ass traitor!" said Will.

"I'm done with that bitch!" said Tiara as she ran into Aubry's room and began rummaging through her clothing.

Confessional Tiara: Aubry you're the reason why I almost got mauled by Troyce and you turned on my twin Will. You fucked up boo!

Tiara grabbed Aubry's luggage and unzipped it and through it over to the neighbor's yard.

"FREE CLOTHES!" yelled Tiara.

Will laughed and watched.

"That' wack yo, they mess with peoples shit every season dude!" snapped King.

"I don't care King! She deserves it!" said Tiara.

Tiara ripped dresses and through them to the next door neighbor's yard and she through shoes too.

"Free Loubs!!!!" laughed Tiara as she shredded and threw all of Aubry's clothing every where.

"Bitch..." laughed Tiara as she did a happy dance



"Her closet is officially cleaned!" said Tiara as the camera zoomed out....

TO BE CONTINUED.

END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE THREE

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"I aint cosigning this one" says King as he looks at all of Aubry's belongings everywhere.

^Confessional - Will

Me and Tiara move Aubry's things outside. Why? Because she aint welcome in my room no more!

^Confessional - King

Will and Tiara are doing too much right now. I definitely aint apart of this, plus Aubry is my girl, I aint tryina have her mad at me.

-At the mall-

Kyle and Izzy have a moment to discuss their friendship while, the girls are ordering starbucks.

"It's weird being a customer here" says Troyce as she walks in.

"So now that we're alone. Dude.. I really want you to know that all the stuff I did was just me looking out for you. I thought we had a real friendship connection" explains Kyle. "And now look, you and Aubry are friends." says Kyle enthusiastically. "It's all good dude. Just don't do it again" says Izzy

"Sure.." says Kyle.

^Confessional - Kyle

I was hoping for an apology as well considering Izzy is the one who went ape shit on me for trying to help him. But.. I guess he just has too much pride.

^Confessional - Izzy

I forgive Kyle for his bullshit. But he really needs to cut this sensitive guy crap out already. I'm a bad boy. He's chill but I gotta wonder.. are we really all that common?

-a few hours later -

Kyle, Aubry, Troyce and Izzy return home to find King sitting alone eating a sanwich.

"Hey King" says Aubry as she sits with him. The rest of the group except Izzy join in. "I know ya'll just came home. But yo blondie.. yo shit is everywhere" he explains. "Um... what?!" says Aubry in shock. "Go look outside."

Troyce and Kyle exchange odd glances.

^Confessional - Troyce

Aubry's stuff is all over the place. What is this? Middle school. If you got a problem with someone handle THEM not their stuff. I put money on it that this was all Will and Tiara. I don't get why King is chilling with them.

Aubry steps outside and notices her designer brand clothing all over. "That aint all of it either.. they gave some to the neighbors." says King. "Oh my fucking god!!!" Aubry says in rage jumping and stomping.

^Confessional - Aubry

I am SOOO livid right now. Like, I just want to know what the point of this was.

"Who did this?! Not you right King?!" asks Aubry. "Of course baby girl. Look imma help you" offers King. "We'll help too right Troyce?" offers Kyle. "Of course, this is some preschool shit" agrees Troyce.

Will and Tiara watch from the balcony sipping on their champagne laughing loud enough for Aubry and the rest of the room mates to hear them,

^Confessional - Aubry

I really wanna go up there and confront Will and Tiara but I know there's no point. They both feed off of drama! And I'm not letting them ruin my good time.

"Girl, they're mocking you! Handle them" suggests Troyce. "Fuck no! I see right through those two, they're about drama." says Aubry. "You know, we should all go out tonight and leave them behind. Lets see how different the vibe is." suggests Troyce, as she grabs Aubry's broken hair straightener.

"They'd be bomb, I been wanting to get to know ya'll better." admits King. Kyle's eyes lighten up.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm so pleasantly surprised that King isn't as much of a douche as I thought. He is a little ignorant but, he's making an effort to get to know me! I'm going to make there be peace in this house.

"Can we bring Izzy?" asks Kyle. "Yeah fuck it. Imma have to live wit yall anyway" says King.

- a few hours later -

"Get ready dude, we're going out" Kyle says to Izzy. "Ight, who's going?" he asks. "Us 3, and King and blondie" says Troyce. "Uhh King?" -flashes back to King going psycho on Izzy-

^Confessional - Izzy

So we're leaving Will and Tiara behind? That's fine with me. But King is coming..? I'm pretty sure that nigga don't like me.

^Confessional - King

I'm going out with the other room mates tonight because I ain't tryina have no side. I aint on a team. My team is team king. My room mates will catch on to my dominance by default. It's already happened with half the house.

"Where are you going?" asks Will to King. "I'm going out." he says putting on Will's gucci watch. "What about us?" asks Tiara blinking absently. "Ya'll do what ya'll want. Imma do me" he says. "Are we good..?" will worries. "Yea we good." he replies

^Confessional - Tiara

Ummm... so all the roomies are leaving me and twin behind. That's fine, because they all definitely just like wanna yell at me.

"Lets go King!" Aubry calls out to him, as he comes down and enters the limo with the rest of the group

-Bourbon Street-

The five roomies are bar hopping, and surprisingly having a good time together~

"Look they're giving out cray fish samples!" says Aubry. "We have to do it!" she says. "Girl I don't know you're crazy!" laughs Troyce as her and the guys follow.

"There's some hot ass girls out tonight" comments Izzy. "Yeah right?" agrees Kyle. King spots two females. "Yo. white boy." he calls to Izzy. "What up dude?" he asks. "Females. Behind us, feeling us. You down?" asks King. "Dude fuck yeah" says Izzy

^Confessional - Kyle

Everyone's getting along. Having Aubry and King around makes the group alot more fun.

King and Izzy go spit game to the hot girls. Izzy shows off his tattoos, while King drops a few bars. They get the girls numbers, and head to the next bar.

"Yo you about this life?" asks King. "What getting pussy and partying? You ALREADY KNOW" says Izzy drunk. "Ight then, you get the pass. You my nigga now" says King.

"Hahaha we make a good team!" Izzy says high fiving King

^Confessional - Izzy

King is a pretty cool dude. We're both alpha males so maybe that is why we haven't chilled. But I'm having the most fun I've had with him around!

Hours pass and the room mates arrive home from a successful night out.

[Cali Royalty]

"I'm horny!" yells a drunken Troyce as she enters the house.

Will and Tiara are both sitting in Tiara's room with beauty masks on.

"Are you sure this works Tiara?"

"Yes... It makes your skin softer... Wait do you hear that?" asked Tiara.

"Ugh... I hear stupid ass Troyce" said Will.

The two plugged their earphones in and proceeded back to meditating.

"I can fix your hornyness" said King.

"I can too" said Izzy.

"No... Let me!" said Aubry as she started to kiss Troyce.

Troyce attacked Aubry's face as they both passionately made out.

Izzy,King,and Kyle watched in awe.

Confessional Izzy: This is so frigging awesome! I want a threesome tonight.

Troyce untied Aubry's top and Aubry united Troyce's top.

"Oh my gosh!" said King

"You don't like gay shit huh King?" laughed Kyle.

"No... This IS the type of gay shit I like" said King as he licked his lips.

Troyce and Aubry fell over the coach and onto the floor where they began to roll around.

"Oh my gosh Troyce! FUCK ME!" said Aubry.

"Oh shit!" said Izzy...

"I HAVE TO WATCH THIS!" said King.

"Troyce grabbed Aubry's hand and led her to her bed.

King and Izzy followed.

"Hold up! I am going to make some popcorn" said Izzy.

Izzy went back to the kitchen and popped a bag of pop corn.

"You coming dude?" Izzy asked Kyle.

"Nah... Ima call Tracy" said Kyle.

"Suit yourself." said Izzy

"BEEEEEEP!" said the microwave.

"HURRY IZZY! YOU MISSIN THE ACTION! BRING DAT POP CORN DUDE!" yelled King.

"Coming!" yelled Izzy as he ran up the stairs with the pop corn.

Kyle laughed and shook his head and proceeded to call Tracy.

The next morning


"I see that Troyce and Aubry weren't the only ones who fucked today" said King perching over Tiara's bed as she laid half awake in sleeping Will's arms.

"What?... No... Me and Will didn't fuck... We just shared a bed" said Tiara.

"Mhm...." said sweaty King

"and eewww... Troyce and Aubry had sex?! & Why are you sweaty?" asked Tiara.

"Just finished my work out, and yup! It was like a payperview porn!" said King

"Dirty bitches" snapped Tiara.

"Don't hate... cuz the finer than you" whispered King.

"WHAT!?" snapped Tiara.

"Nothing..." laughed King.

"That's not funny King" said Tiara as she hopped up and playfully punched King in the back.

"Stop hitting me girl" said King.

"Or what?" snapped Tiara.

King grabbed Tiara roughly and shoved her into the wall.

"ooooh this is kind of sexy" said Tiara.

King looked into Tiara's eyes

"You want it?" asked King.

Confessional Tiara: I wouldn't usually go for a scrub like King, but his testosterone is leaking all over me. He is so damn hot. I'm quivering.

Will yawned and woke up to see King and Tiara making out.

"Awkward..." said a half awake Will.

Confessional King: Watching Aubry and Troyce last night got my blood running, so... my hormones are raging and Tiara might fall victim.

"Will boo... You gotta leave" said Tiara.

"That's fucked up" laughed Will.

King grabbed half asleep Will *Will secretly enjoyed it* and playfully threw him into the hall way.

"HEY!" said Will.

"I'll see you in a little while twin" winked Tiara as she shut the door.

On the other hand

"Thanks for last night" said a half awake Aubry.

"No, thank you" said a topless Troyce smoking a cigarette.

"Thank you..." said Izzy.

"Haha did you masturbate last night?" laughed Troyce.

"Yeah..." said Izzy bashfully.

Confessional Izzy: Sexual tension is flaring all over the house and I have a thing for Troyce. I kind of want to sleep with her. I don't care if it ruins our friendship.

"I need to go take a shower" said Aubry

"Let's take one together." said Troyce.

"Can I come?" asked Izzy.

"Why not?" said Aubry.

The 3 went into the shower...

Kyle on the other hand was making himself some bacon and eggs.

Will walked passed with his blanket covering him and didn't speak.

"Hi Will" said Kyle.

"Um... Hey" said Will shocked.

"Want some bacon?" asked Kyle.

"Uhm... Why are you talking to me? Don't you hate me?" asked Will.

"No silly, I don't hate anyone" said Kyle with a handsome smile.

Will's heart fluttered.

"Okay dude... I'm glad you can put this behind you" said Will

Confessional Will: Kyle may be a homo, but I am going to keep the peace with him. For now...

"I have to pee" said Will as he walked in the bathroom.

"WHAT THE!?" snapped Will as he walked into the bathroom.

Confessional Will: I walked into the restroom and I see Troyce giving Kyle a blowjob through the shower! What a slore... I can't wait to tell Tiara the juice... After she gets done with King. What the hell is up with this house!? Me and Kyle should just fuck haha. No I'm kidding! REALLY I AM! I'm not gay! THAT WAS JUST A JOKE! Get it? Cuz everyone else is sleeping together but us? Not forreal. I don't swing that way.

"ALL CLEAN!" yelled Izzy as he hopped out the shower *Aubry and Troyce laugh*

Flashes to 1 day later


Tiara and Will are in the kitchen making lunch.

Confessional Tiara: So yesterday was cool... No real drama. Me and King learned more about each other. He met another part of me.

"Twin, I didn't get to tell you about what my poor eyes witnessed yesterday" said Will.

"What? Did something happen at the club?" asked Tiara.

"No before that! It was early in the morning, when you and King were doing your business." said Will.

"Oh... What happened?" wondered Tiara.

"Troyce is loose!" snapped Will.

"Duh..." said Tiara.

"No she was deep throating Izzy in the shower when I went to pee. Her and Aubry were both in their naked with him!" said Will dramatically.

"OMFG! That's fucking gross!" snapped Tiara.

"Hey Tiara, I finally found all my shit that you scattered in the next door lawn, but I am still missing my 700$ Loubs! They were 350 each and you gotta pay me back" snapped Aubry.

"Bitch... Please" said Tiara as she rolled her eyes.

"I'm dead serious bitch!" snapped Aubry.

"Talk to the hand girl..." said Tiara as she put her hand in Aubry's face.

"You know what. You ain't worth it" said Aubry as she walked away.

"Slore... whispered Tiara.

"Who you callin a slore?" said Troyce as she walked from behind Tiara and startled her.

Tiara jumped.

"Not you... Obviously" said Tiara as she rolled her eyes.

"You better not be. Because we all know who the real hoe is! How was it with King?" snapped Troyce.

"Oh don't go there" snapped Tiara.

"Why... bitch" snapped Troyce.

"Because I heard you sucked Izzy's dick!" slipped Tiara.

"WHAT!?" yelled Troyce.

Will dropped his head in shame.

Confessional Will: I love Tiara, but she can never keep her mouth shut. Damn... I'm in trouble again!

"Uh huh... and who did you hear this from?" asked Troyce with a twisted smile.

"Does it matter?" asked Tiara.

"Well if you don't tell me... I'll just assume, and the person who I think it is will find something of theirs damaged." snapped Troyce as she looked at Will.

Troyce let out an evil laugh and walked away...

"Don't be surprised when your beloved and precious shit is destroyed. Heads up!" snapped Troyce as she exited out the kitchen with Aubry.

"Oh shit, tell her it wasn't me!" said Will in a panic.

"No... Then who am I going to blame it on?" asked Tiara.

"Kyle..." said Will.

"She'll never believe that! Just go hide your things!" said Tiara.

"THANKS A LOT!" snapped Will.

"Gucci watch!?" yelled Aubry.

"Check!" yelled Troyce as she stepped on it.

"Ray bans!?" yelled Aubry

"Check!" said Troyce as she stepped on it.

Aubry and Troyce were breaking and snapping all of Tiara and Will's designer items.

Confessional Aubry: Tiara and Will wanna lose my expensive loubs and spread a rumor that Troyce sucked Izzy off , and they think they'll get away with it? Nah!

"NO!!!" yelled Will as he put both hands on his head in shock and disgust.

"MY WATCH! MY JEWELLERY!!!!" He shrieked

"TIARA! YOUR RAY BANS AND MAC MAKE UP IS RUINED TOO!" yelled Will.

Tiara ran up to her room in a panic.

Troyce and Aubry ran away laughing.

"Are you KIDDING ME!!!?" snapped Tiara in a rage.

"We're even bitch!!!" laughed Aubry from a distance.

"You know what hoe, I'll give you that! We are even, but the war has just begun!" snapped Tiara as she began to pick all her ruined belongings of the ground.

Will punched the wall.

"Calm down boo... We can afford new shit" said Tiara trying to keep her cool

Confessional Tiara: These hoes wanna try to get a rise out of me and Will, so we can go home. NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! I can afford all of this. I will get more! It's going to take more than that to get me to hit you.

*Fast forward 3 days later*

"EVERYBODY! HOUSE MEETING!!!" yelled Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I called a house meeting, because I'd like to do a bonding activity that can bring the house together.

Everyone gathered around the living room.

Will and Tiara sat together with their arms crossed.

"What up man? What is this all about!?" snapped King.

"Well, I called this meeting because of all the drama. We have been in this house a little over a week now, and the drama has been out of this world. I figured, why don't we do some charity for the Rebuilding NOLA foundation." said Kyle.

Confessional Tiara: I don't agree with Kyle a lot, but I have some relatives in NOLA who were affected by Katrina, so I think this is a good cause that we can come together on.

"I'm down!" said King.

"Me too" said Troyce.

"Let's do this" said Izzy fakely.

Confessional Izzy: I am really lazy back at home. I don't do shit but spend my parents money. I ain't too enthusiastic about this charity shit, but once again... Here go's goody two shoes Kyle trying to prove a point.

Everyone put their hands in a circle and then yelled "REAL WORLD NEW ORLEANS!" on the count of 3.

"Okay awesome... Our appointment is tomorrow at 10:00 am" said Kyle.

*30 minutes later*

"Yo... Kyle is beginning to annoy me" Izzy said to King.

"Really? I thought yalls was tight" said King.

"We are, but I am starting to see right through his good boy act" said Izzy blowing cigarette smoke.

"Yeah, that nigga is fruity" laughed King.

"I think we should shake good boy up a little bit" said Izzy.

Confessional Izzy: If Kyle thinks he has me on a leash, then he is sadly mistaken! I have no obligations to NO alliance. I do me, and I don't do that world peace shit. It's annoying.

"I'm down! But, let's keep the peace for now, at least after the charity shit is over, and then let's surprise Kyle with a rude awakening." said King.

"My ni.... I mean... Dog!" laughed Izzy as him and King high fived.

*Flashes to innocent Kyle on the phone talking to his bf*

*TO BE CONTINUED*

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Kyle

I signed all of us up for a NOLA charity. As the Real World cast of New Orleans we should represent this city proudly and give back to it as it's giving us this experience.

All of the room mates get into the van and head to the rebuilding NOLA foundation.

"This should be a good experience for all of us." says Kyle humbly. "I'm pretty excited." says Aubry. Will and Tiara seem unammused.

^Confessional - Tiara

Right now, I feel like no one likes me... especially that bitch Troyce. I'm seriously gonna do some voodoo on her.

The room mates arrive

"Hello are you the Real world New Orleans cast?" greets a friendly woman. "We sure are gurl!" says Tiara. "Well hello, I am Susan Jai. I am the president of this company. I would like to openly welcome you all to the team." she says smiling.

"Oh my god, are you creole?!" asks Tiara. "Yes I am." she says. "Girrrrrrrrrrlll me too" says Tiara. Troyce grows aggitated. "Can you let the woman speak?" Troyce snaps.

^Confessional - Izzy

I really don't even give a fuck about this. Why do we need to give back to New Orleans just because we're here? I could be doing alot better things right now. Like: sleeping.. eating... drinking.. or fucking!

"Well, I know how you Real Worlders are. I'd like for you guys to throw some local bar and club events raising money for us. Now who signed you all up for this?" asks Susan. Kyle raises his hand. "Then you are going to be in charge of your group" she says giving him paper work.

"Ok I'll do my best" Kyle says humbly. Izzy rolls his eyes.

^Confessional - Kyle

So our job is to raise money through local events. This should be easy for my room mates since all they like to do is party.


-a few days later-

Kyle has been busy distancing himself preparing the first club event starring the whole cast in hopes to raise money for the charity. While King, Troyce, Aubry and Izzy continue to grow closer.

Tiara and Will decide to have a "twin day" and take the limo out.

^Confessional - Tiara

I said it once and i'll say it again. I'm CREOLE. Which means, I got the voodoo for you bitches. -evil smirk-

"Where are we going?" Will asks Tiara. "Oh.. you'll see" she says with a sadistic stare.

"Why we pullin up to a voodoo hut?!" asks Will. "Ahahaha we gonna fight dirty twin!" says Tiara evilly.

The two enter the shop where they are greeted by Miss Kleo.

"Ahh Tiara my child.. I have expected you" says the weird voodoo lady. "Oh my god she knows my name!!" says a Tiara in shock. "We spoke on the phone.." says the lady. "Oh right.." says Tiara dumbly.

"Did you bring me what I asked?" says Miss Kleo. "Yes, here is the voodoo doll of the bitch I hate!"

Tiara hands her Troyce's voodoo doll

"Now curse this bitch!" commands Tiara

^Confessional - Tiara

I have actual magic powers over Troyce. So she better step off.


-Later on-

Tiara and Will quietly tip toe to Tiara's room where Tiara begins pulling pins and needles in doll

"Die bitch!" she says out loud