RWFH 9: New Orleans

[Cali Royalty]

Late at night

Confessional Kyle: So I'm on my ipad chatting with my boy friend on aim... I know it's kind of lame, but I love and miss him.

*cough cough cough*

Troyce jumped out of her sleep coughing and holding her chest.

"Help!!! I need air!" cried Troyce.

Kyle typed *brb emergency* to his bf and then hopped up and put his pants on rapidly and grabbed Troyce.

Production rushed to aid Troyce down stairs.

All the roomates woke up early.

"What's that fucking noise!?" snapped King with his eyes barely open.

"What's going on?" wondered Will wiping his eyes.

"Troyce is having an asthma attack!" yelled Kyle.

"It's okay Troyce, I'm here with you." said Kyle.

"Troyce continued to try to catch her breath, as her van pulled up to escort her to the nearest hospital. Kyle rode along with her...

Tiara perched over the stair railings waving bye bye to Troyce and smiling.

"Do you think the voodoo did this?" asked Will.

"Oh... For sure" said Tiara with a wicked grin...

7 hours later

Confessional Izzy: So it is 12 noon and Troyce and Kyle still haven't came back from the hospital. I think this is the perfect plan to mind fuck Kyle. I see he left his ipad in plain site, and his last message says *brb emergency*.... Hmmmm

*What's the emergency babe?* read Tracy's last text.

Izzy wrote back *Oh um... Promise you won't get mad*

*I promise...* said Tracy.

*Well, I have been bringing home dudes left and right. I also fucked a couple of bitches and one of them just had a pregnancy scare. Sorry babe.* texted Izzy.

*Are you fucking kidding me!?* replied Tracy.

"No. I don't think we are going anywhere. The longer I stay out here without you, the more I realize that you're holding me back.* texted Izzy.

*This isn't you! This doesn't even sound like you!* texted Tracy.

*Well then you don't me obviously. I am not who you think I am... It's over* Izzy texted back.

*Wow... Well I guess it's safe to tell you that I slept with your best friend Jimmy* texted Tracy.

Izzy dropped his jaw and began to bust out in laughter...

"OH FUCK! What have I done!? YO KING!!! CHECK THIS OUT!" yelled Izzy.

King ran into the room and Izzy showed him the entire conversation.

Confessional Izzy: Wow... Kyle's boy friend just admitted to cheating on him with his best friend and logged off of aim. ALL BECAUSE OF ME! Hahahahaha... I'd like to see Kyle keep his cool now.

Izzy erased all of his previous lies, and only left Tracy's text admitting to cheating.

1hour later...

"We're back!!!" yelled Troyce and Kyle entering the house.

"Are you better girl?" asked Aubry as she hugged Troyce.

"I'm good... Docs said that I should stop smoking so much" said Troyce.

Confessional Troyce: The alpha female is back in the house and I am feeling great! I won't scare ya'll again *blows kiss into the cam*

Kyle went to go call Tracy to inform him about the emergency, but the phone rung all the way to voice mail.

"Hmmm that's strange... This is his off day" Kyle thought to himself.


3 hours later

"HEY YA'LL I BOOKED AN EVENT!" yelled Kyle.

"Oh yeah... Where?" asked King as the rest of the house gathered to listen.

"We are going to Venom 504" said Kyle.

"We are going to be hosting a mardi gras spirit contest where the top prize is a new Chevy Volt!" said Kyle enthusiastically.

"Sounds awesome!" said Aubry.

"It costs 20 bucks to get in and then we have to hype everyone up and encourage them to do things to show they have mardi gras spirit such as riding the bull which is 2 bucks, taking tons of shots which are 6 bucks, and other fun things such as participating in the wet t shirt contest, the mask and beads contest, and the beat the beat dance contest which cost 15 bucks to participate in all of those! We are in charge, so we can't get too wild. We just gotta collect the money and make sure everything's organized" said Kyle.

"BORING" said Izzy.

Kyle looked confused.

Confessional Izzy: So let me get this straight. There are going to be shots, girls showing their boobs, dancing, bull riding, and sick car up for grabs, but we can't partake in shit! Why am I even going...

"Sounds... great! When is it!?" asked Tiara.

"It is Saturday starting at 11:00 pm... Since it's Wednesday, let's go promote and get the word out early that the money is going to a good cause! The club is waiting on us with flyers, and Venom 504 Tshirts!" said Kyle.

"Okay, let's head out then!" said Troyce as the roomates headed to promote.

Kyle checked his facebook before boarding the van and saw his boy friend changed his status to single.

"What the hell?!" said Kyle out loud.

"Okay bruh?" asked Izzy.

"Yeah... um... I'm good! I just gotta make a call" said Kyle in a daze.

"Dude, the club is expecting us and the vans are honking.

"Uh... You're right..." said Kyle with a shocked look on his face as he hopped into the van.

They pulled off to go promote.

[DAViE]

The room mates arrive at the French Quarters where they begin handing out flyers and tee-shirts..or are supposed to.

Tiara and Will decide to go shopping instead.

King and Izzy use the flyers as methods to talk to girls.

While Kyle, Aubry and Troyce stick together.

"Kyle what's wrong? You seem a little out of it" notices Troyce. "Yeah quieter then usual" agrees Aubry. "Oh.. I'm fine. It's nothing."

^Confessional - Kyle

Truthfully, I feel as though I'm about to break down. My heart is in the pit of my stomach. What could I have done to Tracy for him to completely just shut me out all of the sudden?

Kyle notices a pay phone on the street. "Excuse me. I just need to make a quick call."

Kyle calls Tracy, to no answer.

Kyle simply puts his head down in defeat.

-A few hours later-

The room mates arrive back at the house. "Well that was soo productive!" says Tiara happily. "Yeah I got like 3 female's numbers." said King.

"Do ya'll wanna get something to eat?" King offers. "Ohh definitely. My feet hurt, and my tummy is rumbling" says Will. "Lets get out of here" says Izzy. "I think I'll stay behind" says Kyle.

^Confessional - Troyce

Kyle has been there for me. He was the only one of the room mates to accompany my ass when i was in the hospital. So whatever he's going through right now. I'm going to help him through it.

"Kyle come with us" says Troyce. "No. I'm not hungry" he says going to his room. Troyce follows after him. "Yo why are you chasing him? Let him be alone!" snaps Izzy

^Confessional - Izzy

Why does Troyce follow Kyle around like a puppy? She sucked MY dick. Not his. Why she be all up on him and not me? We could be great fuck buddies.


"We're supposed to be his friend Izzy!" glares Troyce. izzy gives her a perplexed look.

"Whatever, lets just go" says King. "I'm gonna sit this one out too.. I'm pretty tired" says Aubry heading to her room to nap.

King, Will, Izzy and Tiara step out to get some hibachi.

^Confessional - Will

Since Izzy is now friends with King. I should definitely befriend him. All the straight dudes should be friends. It only makes sense.

Kyle lays in his bed and stares at the ceiling. "Are you sure you're ok?" asks Troyce strolling in quietly. Kyle has no desire to talk

"I'm sure.." he says grabbing his ipad and going to the phone booth.

^Confessional - Kyle

When I'm upset I really need to be alone. Just to reflect on things and gather my emotions. It's nothing personal against Troyce.

Kyle tries once again to call Tracy.

*ring ring ring*

-voicemail-

"Please.. call me back. I don't know what I did to you. But I love you, need you and miss you" says Kyle. -now crying- "Please baby.. please call me back" he says whispering. Troyce watches outside the phone booth with her hand on her heart.

"Kyle! Tell me what the fuck happened NOW!" she demands. Kyle through sobs explains "Tracy isn't answering me or calling back. I don't know what I did. His facebook status is SINGLE!"

^Confessional - Troyce

Seeing Kyle like this, it's really breaking my heart. I definitely have a soft spot for the guy..


"Is there any other way that you can reach him?" asks Troyce. "Oh aim!" Kyle says as he pulls out the ipad.

As he opens his convo with Tracy his jaw drops.

"*Wow... Well I guess it's safe to tell you that I slept with your best friend Jimmy*"


He shows Troyce as her jaw drops as well. "Oh my god.. I'm so sorry" says Troyce. "This doesn't make sense." Kyle says turning from sad to stern.

"I didn't say anything to him to get him to admit this..... and there's no way this is true! Jimmy's a closet case." says Kyle rolling his eyes. "He said this to hurt my feelings." says Kyle being psycho analytical.

"Do you think someone messaged him without you knowing?!" asks Troyce. "That is EXACTLY what I think happened." says Kyle.

"We gotta find out who did this. Until then, just keep trying to contact Tracy." Troyce says humbly.

^Confessional - Kyle

I wasn't born yesterday. Someone messaged Tracy and must have filled his head with lies. You can fuck with me all you want, but fucking with my boyfriend. That's another level of fucked up-ness. I'm not going to let this go. There will be hell to pay.


-At hibachi-



"Cheers to the realest in the house" says Will trying to make friends
The four toast.

"You know Izzy, you're really kinda a bad ass" says Tiara fakely.

^Confessional - Tiara

I don't really think Izzy's that much of a bad ass. But like Will thinks King is ditching us lately because we're the minority in the house. So our plan is to do voodoo on Izzy to control his mind, while also pretending to be his friend. So King can hang out with us -bats eyes-

"Heh thanks Tiara. I wasn't sure of you for a while, but you're pretty much a down ass bitch." he compliments back. "OHAHAH you're so cute Izzy." she says shyly.

[Cali Royalty]

"This food is so fucking awesome!" said Will.

"I know right..." said Izzy.

"Tell them about what you did Izzy" said King.

"What?" said Izzy.

"To Kyle..." said King

"Oh yeah" said Izzy

Will grew very interested.

Izzy explained the whole ordeal as everyone laughed.

"Haha that fucking fag deserves all of that" said Will.

"I know. His nice boy act was annoying me" said Izzy.

"I don't even wanna go to that boring a fundraiser" said Izzy.

Tiara got a little upset.

"Why?!" snapped Tiara.

"Because I'm not going to lie... I don't give a fuck about New Orleans. I'm here because I'm bored and I wanna party and try something different, not to help the poor and unfortunate! I don't even do that in my home town!" snapped Izzy

Confessional Tiara: Having family in NOLA makes this cause special to me... Izzy is a jerk... I'm going to continue making him think I like him though

"I see..." said Tiara.

Meanwhile at the mansion...

Confessional Troyce: Kyle has been crying all day and his boy friend still hasn't answered his calls. I think Will and Tiara had something to do with this, but I need some confirmation so we can handle this shit! Don't fuck with my boys...

"I'm just going to go to bed" said Kyle.

"It's only 5:00" said Troyce.

"I don't care." said Kyle bluntly.

Troyce backed off and went to Aubry's room to give Kyle some space.

"WE BACK IN THE HIZOUSE!!!" yelled Izzy

Kyle covered his head with a pillow.

"King dude... Come outside with me for a smoke" said Izzy.

"Sure brah!" said King.

"What up?" asked King.

"Dude... We are the most dominant in this fucking house! Together we can run it" said Izzy.

"Yomp I know nigga. Ain't no one else in this house but some pussies and bitches. I gotcho back my nigga" said King.

Confessional King: Izzy and I are growing pretty close, I think together we can be the baddest duo in RW history.

"Yo, but forreal I don't wanna go to that damn event" snapped Izzy.

"Me neither yo, but I have different reasons" confessed King

"Oh yeah? What are they?" asked Izzy.

"This under ground rapper T Dawg is recruiting in the NOLA for his new crew he's putting together T Dawg and the Blood Bath. If I became apart of Blood Bath it would be amazing! This could be my break. It's gon be a fucking rap battle with drinks and half naked bitches!" said King.

"Sounds more exciting than that fundraiser. I'll come for support my ni... I mean" said Izzy.

"You've earned the right to call me nigga dawg" laughed King.

"MY NIGGA!" said Izzy as they laughed and high fived.

Fast Forward to the night of the event.

"THE DAY IS HERE!!! TIME TO RAISE MONEY FOR A GOOD CAUSE!" cheered Tiara obnoxiously.

Tiara,Aubry,Kyle,and Troyce all had their custom made Venom 504 t shirts on... but Will, King, and Izzy did NOT.

"Hey, guys... Um the limo is arriving in less than 10 minutes. Put your shirts on" said Kyle.

"Don't demand shit from me home boy! We ain't goin" snapped King.

"What?" said a disappointed Kyle.

Izzy walked by and flipped up his hoodie without speaking to Kyle nor Troyce.

"Izzy bro, you know how important this is to Kyle, you're boning on us too?" asked Troyce.

"Ay Troyce not today. Kyle's a grown ass man and can speak for himself. You made the event, so you attend it! POINT BLAKE! I can use your mouth again tonight though... fuckin lackie" snapped Izzy.

"THE FUCK?" snapped Troyce.

"Nah Troyce, it isn't worth it..." said Kyle grabbing he arm.

"What the fuck was that about Izzy!!!? HUH?!" snapped Troyce.

Izzy ignored Troyce and continued to the vans.

"Twin! You're leaving too? You know how important this is to me?" snapped Tiara at Will as she pouted.

"Uh... I may show up a little later. I wanna chill with the guys tonight... Straight guy bonding! This may be King's big break and I wanna be there for him" whispered Will.

"Okay" said Tiara pouting and dropping her head.

The "Straight Guy Brigade" pulled off to T Dawg's Blood Bath search while Aubry,Tiara, Kyle, and Troyce went to Venom 504.

Hours later At Venom 504

Confessional Troyce: So everyone is having a good time... Me,Aubry AND TIARA are actually having a good time... Can you believe that!? Tiara and I are cool for the night at least. A good cause brings us together.

"OKAY! It's time for the final round of Mardis Gras spirit! You guys have opened your pockets enough , and have participated in all of hour spirit challenges. However, Our final 2!!! Brady and Angela, have made it through the dance contest, drank the most shots, and also had the best mask and beads costume! Now that we have them all shaken up! It's time for who can ride the BULL THE LONGEST! The winner will get the Chevy Volt!" yelled an enthusiastic Aubry.

* The large crowd roared*

"That'll be 6 bucks Brady and Angela!" said Troyce as Tiara collected their money.

Kyle was in the bathroom with the stall locked alone

Confessional Kyle: I have been having anxiety attacks all day. It frustrates me that I don't know WHO THE FUCK made my boy friend turn on me and I am disappointed in all of the guys! I have especially Izzy. I have a feeling that Izzy is not who I thought he was. He's had something against me since he went insane on me.

" Brady, you're time was 35.7 seconds!!!! but Angela, yours was...... 1 minute and 14 seconds!!! Angela you win the Chevy Volt!!!" yelled Tiara clapping and cheering.

"I just wanna thank you all for coming out" said Susan Jai to Troyce...

"No problem Susan, anything for a good cause" said Troyce.

"Where's Kyle, he seemed down the entire night, I wanna present you all with something for actually showing up!" said Susan Jai.

"Um.. Oh there he is! Coming out the rest room!" said Troyce.

Kyle walked over with his head down.

"You okay Kyle?" asked Susan Jai

"yes..." lied Kyle.

"OKAY! For participating! I want to present you 4 with gift cards to...." said Susan.

Tiara got excited.

"RED LOBSTER! 25 dollars each. " said Susan

Tiara dropped her head, but then quickly looked back up and have a small smile.

"Sorry it couldn't be more... Being a non profit organization, we don't have much to give" said Susan.

"No problem! We appreciate everything!" said Aubry hugging Susan Jai.

"Now, you guys enjoy that lobster, and don't share any with those BOYS who missed out" laughed Susan Jai.

"Okay, bye..." they all waved.

Meanwhile at the T Dawg event

Confessional Izzy: This event is the shit! The battles are insane! I got two numbers from two fine black bitches, and we are all fucked up and ready to wild out!

"Please welcome to the stage!!! KING THE OGIC!!!" yelled the hype man.

T Dawg sat and watched on the side in his pimp chair.

King gulped and began to spit bars

" Man I been did dat, man I been popped off, and if she ain't tryna fuck me, then she gettin dropped off! Man bust that U-ee, bitch bust that open! Might spend a couple thou, just to bust that open! Rip it off no jokin, like yah name hulk hogan. Niggas push weight in the south but live in Hoboken!" rapped King.

The crowd was going wild and bouncing their hands up and down.

"King is dope!" laughed Will.

"I know man" said Izzy.

At the mansion...

"That fundraiser was tiring but well worth it" said Troyce.

"Yeah what a success! We raised over 2 grand!" said Aubry.

"I think I am going to keep my Venom 504 shirt for memories of the good times we had... Too bad the guys missed out" said Tiara.

"I am glad we got along" said Troyce.

"Me too" said Tiara.

"Who's sobbing?" asked Aubry.

"Oh no... I think it's Kyle." said Troyce.

"Is he crying about his boy friend?" said Tiara.

"Yeah... he's still doesn't know who... WAIT... How did you know?" snapped Troyce sternly.

"Um... Well..." said Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: What did I do...

2 minutes later...

"KYLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Troyce storming down the stairs.

"NOT NOW TROYCE!" snapped Kyle.

"No, I know who did it!!!" snapped Troyce.

"WHO!? WHO THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT!?" snapped Kyle growing alert.

"It was Izzy, he admitted everything to Tiara. That's why bro been acting mad shady to us lately. What a fucking loser!" snapped Troyce.

Confessional Troyce: I usually wouldn't believe Tiara, but Izzy proved his actions today when he popped shit to me for NO REASON! Plus, he ditched Kyle, when he knew Kyle needed us!

"Are you KIDDING ME!!! I KNEW IT!" said Kyle growing irate.

"They wanna see a nigga pop off! They really wanna see that this gay nigga ain't weake huh!? DON'T FUCK WITH MY RELATIONSHIP! That's too far! You can call me fag, but don't fuck with my PARTNER!!!" snapped Kyle.

Aubry and Tiara looked at each other with their eyes wide open.

"I'm calling Jimmy now!" snapped Kyle as he ran to the phone booth.

"riiiinnnnngggg...."

"Hello?" answered Kyle's bff Jimmy.

"YO, WHERE THE FUCK IS TRACY!?" snapped Kyle.

"Dude, chill... Tracy told me everything. We never fucked, he just was so hurt that he made it up... How could you do that? Tracy has been all suicidal and shit." said Jimmy.

"Dude, I didn't do shit, this mothafucking bastard logged onto my ipad and lied! He lied BRO!" snapped Kyle growing super angry and crying.

"Calm down... I understand" said Jimmy.

Troyce saw how hurt Kyle was and took the phone

"He's telling the truth... He didn't do shit... He was taking me to the hospital. Making sure I was okay" explained Troyce.

Jimmy listened and Troyce handed the phone back to Kyle.

"Where's Tracy now?" asked Kyle.

"He wouldn't tell me where he was going. All I know is his phone and everything is off!" explained Jimmy.

"Ima leave you alone..." said Troyce as she went upstairs with the other girls...

"I am so pissed man.. I don't know what I am going to do! I am betrayed on all levels! ALL LEVELS DUDE!" snapped Kyle.

"Dude, don't do anything stupid..." said Jimmy

"I am ANGRY MAN! My boy friend can be out cheating on me out of spite of something I never did, or he can be harming himself! I can't think straight bro!" snapped Kyle.

On the other hand...

King,Will,and Izzy were pulling up.

"That was CRAZY MAN! Congrats on getting in with Blood Bath my nigga!" said Izzy.

Confessional King: T Dawg gave me all his info and he wants me to feauture on his new mix tape! I am fucking hype right now! Nobody better try to bring me down tonight, because I am drunk and high on life at the same time!

"I AM ON CLOUD NINE DOG!" said King.

"I can't even walk straigt... Laughed Will.

The guys entered the house.

"HOME SWEET HOME!" yelled King.

Kyle threw the phone down...

and ran to the lobby behind Izzy.

*slowmotion*

Kyle grabbed Izzy by the hoodie from behind and pulled him backward... Izzy flew back and quickly caught his balance.

King realized that Izzy was under attack and through the first punch hitting Kyle straight in the nose.

Despite a nose bleed Kyle began swinging full throttle on both guys.

Izzy swung back but was trying to break loose.

King was swinging hard core too.

"Fucking faggot! YOU WANNA PULL SOME SUCKA SHIT FROM BEHIND!!!?" snapped angry and drunk King.

The producers broke everything up and pulled Kyle away as Kyle screamed

"YOU WANTED TO SEE THIS! YOU SAW IT! DON'T FUCK WITH ME!!!"

Troyce ran down stairs seeing blood drops on the floor and Izzy with a bloody nose trying to get loose to get to Kyle.

Troyce covered her mouth appalled.

"I'M TELLING YOU NOW! YOU LET HIM BACK IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT... HE'S DEAD!" snapped Izzy.

"What just happened?" slurred Will.

"Oh my gosh what have I done..." said Tiara.

"Damn... What did you do..." said Aubry coming down the stairs slowly in shock.

Kyle was outside on the porch getting fresh air.

"I was hit by King first..." said Kyle to the producers.

"We rewound the tape and that is in fact true... King through the first physical punch that connected. said a producer.

*riiiing* the phone rang...

"It's for you King..." said Tiara looking completely confused and in shock.

"WHAT!?" answered King.

It was the producers on instructions on his fate.

END EPISODE

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[DAViE]

EPISODE FOUR

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^Confessional - King

I'm being asked to stay at a hotel for the night. They say I'm an 'endangerment to the house'. Whatever kid swung first.

King sticks his middle fingers up as he gets into a van and exits.

-on the porch outside-

Kyle is chainsmoking ciggarettes trying to gather his thoughts. "Damn what have I done?" he says to himself. Troyce comes outside. "I know you probably don't wanna talk right now. But producers are asking you to leave"
she says softly.

"Damn.." he says putting his head down and exitting the house. Izzy is nowhere to be seen near by.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm being escorted out of the house. At this point I don't know if it's a good idea for me to stay in this house. I have a career to pursue and I really lost my cool back there..

-in Will and King's bathhroom-

"Yo this kid thinks he's hard? He AINT COMING BACK HERE. I PROMISE you THAT" yells Izzy irately to Will.

Tiara, Aubry and Troyce come into the bathroom.

"What happened? Like why did you get your ass beat?" asks Tiara. "I didn't get my ass beat! I got sucker punched." clarifies Izzy

^Confessional - Izzy

I got basically jumped. If my boy King didn't help me out I woulda been put out. But now they're sending him home I think. This fuckin loser Kyle is to punk ass to be here!

"Yo he's moving out of our room." says Izzy. "Umm no he's not" says Troyce growing alert. "Ummmmmm yes he is" says Izzy patronizing her.
As he walks passed her into their room.

"What are you doing Izzy?! What's up?!" says Troyce. Izzy begins packing Kyle's stuff for him. 'Hey don't touch his things!" demands Troyce.

"Yo are SUCH A FUCKING HYPOCRITE!" yells Izzy. "You been told me that you aint gonna stop me if I got a problem with someone. MIND YOUR BUSINESS." he commands. Troyce just stands there. Will comes to help as well. "Yeah really Troyce.. like mind your buisness girl" he says rolling his eyes. "Ya'll are fucked up!" says Troyce going outside.

Izzy starts moving Kyle's mattress outside with Will's help.

^Confessional - Troyce

Izzy is right.. I did say that. I'm getting a little too involved in Kyle's battle. It's just... this is so fucked up!

"Sleep outside loser!" yells Izzy throwing the mattress on the ground. As he then begins to piss on it. "F A G" he writes out on it. "Ahahaha this is classic" says Will evily.

^Confessional - Will

I'm helping Izzy do same damage to Kyle's things because Kyle did some damage to his face. So it's only fair.

Aubry, Troyce and Tiara watch from the balcony. "Wow this is pretty insane.." says Aubry. "Really though.. like it's all Izzy's fault" says Tiara. "But, I'm not fucking with him. He's crazy" she admits. "He's really proven to be kind of a douche.." says Troyce.

^Confessional - Troyce

I don't know what to think of Izzy anymore. He's popping off at the mouth to me, and his drama with Kyle definitely ended our little circle.


-The next day-


Tiara, Aubry and Troyce sit by the computer, while Izzy and Will play pool.

"It's so quiet" says Will. "With loudmouth King not around yeah" says Izzy. Will chuckles.

"I don't know what to think of him man" says Troyce to Aubry pointing to Izzy. "I'll do voodoo on his ass!" suggests Tiara. "Honestly I doubt it'll work on him." says Troyce.

^Confessional - Aubry

I don't know why Troyce is sweating Izzy. She was like bffs with him the other day. I think she's catching feelings for Kyle and that's why she's involving herself. Even though it was super wrong for Izzy to do what he did to Kyle. Who cares! It's not our problem.

A van pulls up to the mansion with King.

"I'm back mother fuckers!" he announces. All of the room mates welcome him back happily.

"I almost thought you were going home" says Will. "I aint going nowhere. Kyle on the other hand. He better not show his face here again." he snaps.

^Confessional - King

I don't give a fuck that I hit Kyle first. Kid swung and I thought he was coming for me.

"He definitely aint coming back here" laughs Izzy.

-at the hotel-

Kyle is on the phone with Tracy.

"I'm so sorry about everything babe" says Kyle glad to be talking to Tracy. "I can never cheat on you. But honestly babe.. do you really wanna stay out there still?" Tracy asks Kyle. "You're gonna be living in a house of tension you cant be fighting people. You have to keep your cool. You went there for fun, not drama" lectures Tracy.

^Confessional - Kyle

Everything Tracy is saying is right. I came here because I thought I would be able to enjoy this experience. I mean I have.. I just had one slip up. I don't know what to do. Do I even have reason to go back to the house?

"I'm gonna think about it" says Kyle ending the convo with Tracy.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm a not going to lie. I am a little intimidated of going back to the house. The thought of getting jumped constantly doesn't appeal to me.

"Do you want to go back to the house?" asks a producer.

Kyle lights a ciggarette and thinks for a moment.

"I... uhh...."

[Cali Royalty]

"Is the dynamics of the house still hostile?" asked Kyle.

The producers looked around at each other...

"Is it still negativity in that house? I'd like to know?" asked Kyle demanding answers.

"Did they touch my things?" asked Kyle humbly.

"Yes." said the producers sharply.

"I've made my decision" said Kyle.

Back at the mansion...

"Izzy can I speak with you?" asked Troyce while Izzy was in the pool lounging.

"What!?" snapped Izzy.

"What was your motive? What was your purpose?" asked Troyce crouching down by the pool.

"I thought we agreed that Kyle was getting too holier than thou and annoying. I thought we were on the same page... I thought you were my girl" said Izzy.

"I... I still wanna be friends with you, but I have loyalty to Kyle as well." said Troyce.

"Well he's gone now." said Izzy cracking a smile " I want you on my team, I love me some Troyce, I just thought you were following Kyle too much! As if, he was your favorite. You can be cool with both of us without choosing sides" said Izzy.

"I don't want hostility between us. I'm sorry if you felt I was against you... I thought you was turning against me too" said Troyce.

Izzy looked into Troyce's eyes and then yanked her in the pool playfully.

"AAAAHHHH!" laughed Troyce.

"We cool! Comprende?" asked Izzy.

"OH MY GOSH YOU JERK!" laughed Troyce splashing Izzy.

"Ditto..." said Troyce in agreement.

Confessional Izzy: I can honestly care less about Troyce, or anyone in this house for that matter, but I do enjoy her company.

Tiara and Aubry watched Troyce from a distance.

"First she's team Kyle then she's team Izzy" said Tiara.

"Her mind confuses me" stated Aubry.

*Shows Izzy and Troyce laughing and play flirting in the water*

"CANNON BALL!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled King with nothing on.

"OH NO DUDE!" laughed Izzy

"AAAAAHHHH!" laughed Troyce.

A gigantic wave of water splashe up as king skinny dipped dived into the pool.

"Why am I not invited to the pool party?" laughed Will as he ran toward the pool to join everyone.

Tiara grabbed Will's arm.

"Twin! No facial cleanses tonight?" asked Tiara.

"Tiara, can I par-take in a night where everyone gets along for once?! You should join! You and Aubry put your bikinis on and join us!" said Will gleefully.

Aubry and Tiara looked at each other, shrugged and heade toward the pool.

The night was filled with laughs, cannon balls, and other swimming games... Everyone seemed to forget about Kyle...

3 days later

Confessional Will: So strange enough, now that Kyle is gone, everyone is getting along! The past 3 days have been filled with clubbing, house games, and just plain fun! Who knew that mister goody two shoes was really the negativity of the house!?

Troyce,Izzy,King,and Aubry were all laying in the living room.

"I can't believe Kyle left without saying goodbye to me..." wondered Troyce.

Izzy rolled his eyes

"Not this again Troyce, we've been having a fantastic rest of the week! That punk bitch chickened out! Which was the best thing for the house... He bought us together! Look around... It's like we are a little family." said King

Confessional Troyce: King and Izzy are cool guys and Aubry,Tiara and I have been cool. Even Will seems to have lightened up, but I still am shocked that Kyle left without notice.

"I have an announcement though!" said King.

"What is it bro?" asked Izzy.

"Yo everyone gather!" demanded King.

The whole house huddled around the couches.

"T Dawg called yesterday and he.... MADE THE DATE! I'M OFFICIALLY GETTING STUDIO TIME TOMORROW MORNING! He also wants to showcase my talent next week at Venom 504..." sai King excited.

"Aw that's fucking gnar dude!" said Izzy.

"Congrats King!" said Will.

"Hey! Why don't we celebrate King at red lobster after his show case next week! We got those gift cards..." suggested Aubry.

"What gift cards?" asked Izzy.

"Oh you weren't there... It was after the charity work... You 3 would have to pay" said Tiara.

"No... King shouldn't have to pay on his special day! I'll give him mine" said Troyce.

"Wait... Kyle's gone. Just give him his!" said Aubry.

"That's what's up!" said King.

*The Next Week*

Confessional King: So it's the day of my showcase and I am sooo nervous! I have already worked with T Dawg in the studio and I've rapped in front of him, but the fact that there is going to be over 500 people in the room sends chills down my spine.

"Ready for tonight King! It's your big day" said Will.

"Yeah... Just nervous" said King.

"Dude don't be nervous! This is your thing! You killed it last time" said Izzy pumping King up.

Confessional Izzy: Honestly... King's rapping skills are OKAY... Nothing special. I'm surprised he got this deal with T Dawg... Well... Who is T Dawg anyways? *laughs*

"Thanks Izzy man!" said King.

Confessional Troyce: I would come down with a terrible cold on the day of King's show case. I feel horrible that I can't make it.

"Sorry King... I feel like someone has casted voodoo on me... My health has been going wild lately" said Troyce.

*Tiara snickered to herself*

"It's okay ma, I understand... I know I got your support and that's all that matters" said King.

"I'll be there in spirit" said Troyce.

"Okay, Troyce go get some sleep... I hope you feel better tonight... I wanna go for a round 2 of last night" said Izzy.

Aubry and Tiara looked at each other.

Confessional Tiara: Round 2? What a hoe.

"Haha... Shut up Izzo! You're probably the one who got me sick! Maybe I got an STI" laughed Troyce.

"OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!" said Will and King.

"What ever..." said Izzy jokingly as he put on his coat.

The housemates all headed to the limo.

"Good luck King! Oh and bring me back some red lobster cheesey bread!!!" yelled Troyce as she waved them goodbye.

Troyce then headed back to her bed for some rest.

a hour and a half later

Confessional Aubry: This club is going ham! I am shaking my booty, but keeping it classy of course, and King is just doing his thing! I am so proud of him.

King was on stage rapping away

Niggas ain't serious, man these niggas delirious
All these niggas inferiors, I just pimp my interiors
I just pick up and go, might pick up a hoe
Might give conversation, if you kick up the dough
Never mind my money; never mind my stacks
Every dude wanna be me, you can find 'em in Saks

"GO KING!!" yelled Tiara

Confessional Tiara: Maybe I judged King too quickly... He may not be a scrub after all... He may be a famous rapper! I've been looking for ballers in the club and I have one right in front of me!

"GO KING! GO KING! GO KING!" cheered the audience as they danced.

King finished his rhyme and looked up at the sky thinking *I have accomplished my dream*

Back at the mansion

Troyce is laying in her bed trying to rest up...

*DING DONG*

"YALL BACK ALREADY! YOU BETTER HAVE MY CHEESEY BREAD" yelled sickly Troyce with her voice half gone.

She ran down the stairs and answered the door.

"Idk about cheesey bread, but I've missed you" said Kyle at the door.

"KYLE!!!? KYLE!!!? IS IT REAL!!!!" yelled Troyce going crazy.

"Yes, I'm back!" said Kyle hugging Troyce.

"WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME SO LONG! I thought you left without notice... Everyone told me to just get over you, I thought you were gone!" cried Troyce as she hugged Kyle.

"No, I just asked the producers if I could take a break, like Sydney did on that BGC show... I wanted to spend a few days with my bf and clear my mind" explained Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I didn't want to reenter the house with automatic hostility! I wanted things to calm down. I felt if I came back right way, I would get jumped on arrival. I also wanted to rekindle things with my baby, and we did a lot of that if you know what I mean... I thought about staying home with him, but I remembered that this is a once in a lifetime oppurtunity, and I can have lifetime friends like Troyce. I also thought about my future fans... If I was them, I'd be devastated that I left without notice. I didn't leave you America.

"Oh my gosh! I'm so glad to see you..." said Troyce as she pulled Kyle to their room.

"You too! Where is everyone?" asked Kyle.

"Oh they went to see King perform a concert thingy and then out to dinner... They gave him your red lobster card, but you can have mine!" said Troyce.

"Oh I don't even care for seafood no worries... Well... I see I no longer have a mattress..." said Kyle.

"Yeah, you don't wanna know what they did to it, me and the girls just threw it away, the smell reaked of piss" explained Troyce.

"Wow... Classic" said Kyle.

"Let's go get you a new mattress!" said Troyce.

"You don't look to good. You sure?" asked Kyle.

"YES!!! YES!!! My health can wait, I need to catch up with you, plsu you deserve your own bed! The mattress is one me!" said Troyce as she pulled Kyle out the door and they pulled off to 24 hour Mattresses.

On the other hand

Everyone else is at red lobster.

"That was great King!" lied Izzy.

"Thanks man! Pass that butter!" said King.

"These shrimps are amazing!" said Tiara.

"Wait, I want to do a toast! TO THE REALEST IN THE HOUSE! AND ALL OF KING'S SUCCESS" said Will.

*CLINK CLINK* everyone toasted.

"Ugh... When is our new replacement coming?" wondered Aubry.

"I know! I want a fine bitch!" said Izzy.

"It's probably going to be a dude, since Kyle was a dude" said Tiara.

"GOD PLEEEEAAASSE DON'T LET IT BE A HOMO" said Will.

"Cheers to that!" said King and Izzy.

"You guys are mean" laughed Aubry.

"Not mean... Just real... Pass me the cheese bread!" said King.

[DAViE]

King, Will, Izzy, Tiara and Aubry return home from their dinner with laughs and smiles all around.

"Troyce!! We got your bread sticks girl!" says Aubry walking up to Troyce's room. "Hmm? She's gone." she says. "Where'd she go?" wonders Tiara.

"I ran that shit huh?" says King. "Yeah you really did" says Will. Izzy rolls his eyes. "Imma release mad mixtapes soon, you'll see." says King pumping his own ego.

^Confessional - King

I'm on top of the world. From trash to cash man, that's the life of a baller.

Izzy goes outside for a cigarette.

The van with Kyle, Troyce and kyle's new mattress pulls up.

"Seriously thanks for the mattress." Kyle says humbly. "Of course" replies Troyce.

The two drag it into the house. "Oh my god! It's Kyle!" says Tiara in shock.

^Confessional - Tiara

I'm honestly like in shock Kyle is back here. Does he want to get his ass beat or something?

"Hey Tiara and Aubry" he says to them, as they welcome him. Will watches from upstairs in horror. "Oh my goodness" he says. As he rushes to tell King.

^Confessional - Will

Kyle is back so naturally King must be informed! He's the one who got into a fight with him.

"That faggot is back!" says a panicing Will. "Who.. ?! Kyle?" snaps King. "Yeah!" says Will. King rushes to the main lobby.

Izzy comes into the lobby and notices Troyce and Kyle

"The FUCK do you think you're doing here?! And what is this? Who got him a mattress?!" demands Izzy

^Confessional - Izzy

I come out from my cig, and here is Kyle and TROYCE with a mattress. The fuck is going on here?!

"I'm back in this house whether you like it or not" snaps Kyle. "Fuck you punk ass. I don't give a shit, but you Troyce. You're really fuckin up!" snarks Izzy.

"How am I fucking up Izzy?! He's my friend too. i been told you that!" Troyce says defending herself. "I don't give a fuck about none of this. This nigga swung on me. Why is he here?!" demands King.

"King look dude can we talk alone?" Kyle pleads. "Whatever you gotta say, say it here" King commands.

"I didn't mean to fight YOU...... you got in the way dude. I just wanted to fight him! -points to Izzy-" says Kyle. "You beat me up anyway" Kyle says honestly. "Ight. Ya'll handle yaselves then." King says completely brushing everything off.

^Confessional - King

Kyle admitted he got his ass beat, and apologized to me. As far as I'm concerned it aint no shit to me now.

"Wowwwwwwww. You are really annoying" Izzy comments. "Why do I bother you so much?" Kyle asks. "Because you're always doing THAT SHIT. Stop trying to act like such a good boy." says Izzy rolling his eyes.

Kyle takes a deep breath. "Dude. You need to seriously grow up. You're 24 and act like you're 14. Everything you're doing at your age.. I did when I was 17. I act like this because I'm grown, and not a toddler who rages when they don't get what they want" Kyle says condescendingly.

"WhAT?! You think you're better then me?!" snaps Izzy. "I don't think! I KNOW" Kyle says smirking evilly. As he carries on moving his mattress back into his room with Troyce and Izzy.

^Confessional - Izzy

Kyle really is dumb if he thinks he can talk to ME that way and then think he's sleeping in the same room as me.

"You aint sleeping in there."

"Yes I am"

"No you aint."

"Oh yes I am!" continues Kyle.

"Don't be touching his new mattress!" commands Troyce. "You know what. I'm fucking DONE with both of ya'll. Watch how quick you guys last around here. I promise you that. I will run you guys out!" warns Izzy

"Dude this is the REAL WORLD. You're not sending anyone home!" says Kyle rolling his eyes.

Izzy smokes a cig outside with a twisted smile as the camera zooms in on him.

[Cali Royalty]

A few days later

Confessional Kyle: So, Izzy has moved his bed back into Tiara's room and me and Troyce are by ourselves again. Izzy and I have just been ignoring each other. He don't like me... I don't like him.

"You need to shake shit up son!" said Izzy to himself in the mirror.

Confessional Izzy: This house is BORING! Nothing is going on... No one is doing jack shit! I hate all of these people.

King walked passed Izzy rapping away.

Izzy rolled his eyes.

Confessional Izzy: King and his rapping is ANNOYING! He has been thinking he is Jay Z ever since he got his little deal. How do you get a deal from an artist that don't even have a deal? King is desperate and pathetic.

"Izzy yo, I am making some fried chicken... Want some?" asked King.

"Nah... I don't eat that greasy ass nasty shit" said Izzy.

"Suit yourself!" said King as he whistled.

Troyce walked into the kitchen.

"Smells good King! Mind to share?" asked Troyce.

"If it isn't my ex hoe..." said Izzy.

"Don't you ever call me a hoe another day in your life you understand!" snapped Troyce.

"Hoe... Hoe... HOE!" snapped Izzy.

"Okay Izzy... I see you bro! You keep fucking with me and you gon be sorry" snapped Troyce.

"Troyce I got so much dirt on your loose ass! You're slut just like your dead mother" snapped Izzy.

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!" yelled Troyce as she ran toward Izzy with her fist ready to go.

"NO... NO.. NO!" said King as he ran out the kitchen and Kyle ran in as well and caught Troyce.

"NO YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME OVER HIM TROYCE! STOP!!!" yelled Kyle.

"Ima kill him! Ima fucking kill him!" cried Troyce.

"God, already killed your mom bitch!" snapped Izzy.

"Dude... You're going too far!" said King as he restrained Troyce.

"King shut the fuck up dude" snapped Izzy.

"WHAT!?" snapped King.

"You heard me! Wannabe Kanye, you SUCK BALLS dude! Everyone says it behind your back! THEY JUST DON'T WANT TO ADMIT IT!!!! RIGHT WILL!?" yelled Izzy.

"Really? Ya'll be talking shit about me?" snapped King.

"My mouth is zipped" laughed Izzy.

"LET ME GO!!!" yelled Troyce breaking away from Kyle and King.

"Troyce don't do nothing crazy" yelled Kyle.

"Oh don't worry! I'm good... IMA FUCKIN RIP THAT RING OUTCHA DICK THOUGH WHEN YAH SLEEPIN MOTHERFUCKER!" yelled Troyce.

"BLOW ME!" yelled Izzy... "Oh yeah... you did already" laughed Izzy.

"Why are you such a punk bitch Izzy!?" snapped King.

"Shut the fuck up filthy nigger. Do I have the right to call you that? You gave me permission to say nigga, so I added the er, is that okay?" said Izzy with a twisted smile.

"YOU DON FUCKED UP YOU SUCKER BITCH!" snapped a red and boiling hot King as he stepped a inch away from Izzy's face.

Both guys stood a half of inch close from each other looking in each others eyes.

Confessional Will: Oh shit! They are in each other's faces... What's going to happen?

Confessional Aubry: Izzy is about to get beat down...

Troyce on the other hand was crying in Kyle's arms.

"I am trying with EVERYTHING in me, not to hit him! I seriously shaking right now because I am holding myself back" explained Troyce.

"It's okay. His words don't matter." said Kyle.

Izzy and King stood remained in each others face.

Confessional Izzy: I've always wanted to spit in someone's face.

"Do something BITCH!" yelled King.

Izzy choked up a nasty loogie and spit. ...

*ZOOMS OUT WITH THE SOUNDS OF KING SCREAMING "I'M GOING TO MURDER THIS PIECE OF SHIT" and Will ,Tiara, and Aubry saying "No King, no no no, wait!"

[DAViE]

"OH YOU WANT ME TURNT UP?!" screams King shoving Izzy to the ground. "Wait King don't do nothing!" snaps Will.

^Confessional - Will

I do not want King to go home. So it's time for operation throw Izzy out this house!

"NAH BECAUSE YOUR PUNK ASS WAS TALKIN SHIT TOO!" snaps Izzy. "No I wasn't bro. I'm done with this punk ass" pleads Will. "Wow you're a little bitch!" Izzy says to Will.

"All in faavor of voting Izzy out say I!" says Will. "OMG ME!!" says Aubry first. As ALL OF THE ROOM MATES RAISE THEIR HANDS.

"What?! Are you serious? i RUN THIS HOUSE! How are you all voting me out?" says Izzy

"YOU SEEN THE NUMBERS. 6 against 1. SIX AGAINST ONE." snaps Troyce.
Kyle simply shakes his head, as he watches Izzy's demise.

^Confessional - Izzy

This aint survivor punks. Vote me out all you want. I'm going NOWHERE.

"Do you really think I'm going to go?" asks Izzy. "No you're going" says Will. "Swing on me then you punk ass! SWING ON ME!" yells Izzy. "Step outside right now SON." yells King.

Izzy trying to act tough takes off his shirt and heads outside. "IMMA BREAK HIM" yells King as he heads to the door. "Hell no!" snaps Tiara grabbing King.

"Stay the fuck out!" yells Troyce SLAMMING the door behind Izzy and locking him out.

"He's gone! He's done!" yells Troyce. "Lets give hima taste of his own medicine!" Troyce says leading the brigade ALL six room mates rush to Izzy's things and begin throwing all his belongings off the balcony into the front lawn.

"DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT!! COME THE FUCK DOWN HERE AND FIGHT ME PUSSY." Izzy yells to King.

"You're being evicted in case you haven't realized!" laughs Aubry

^Confessional - Aubry

Izzy leaving is going to be the best thing that happens to this house. He's really gotta go. There's no way I'm letting him back in.

"You can't just throw me out." he yells. "We just did, LOW LIFE!" yells Will.

Izzy begins pacing around unsure of what to do.

He begins banging on the door. "LET ME IN. LET ME THE FUCK IN!" he yells.

The room mates throw the last of his belongings out. "Adios mother fucker!" laughs King

"This is embarassing.. It can't be over?!" asks an irate Izzy as he notices one of the production vans pull up.

"I'm going home?! No way.. no way I'm leaving!" he says with shock and confusion.

The room mates simply go back inside and carry on with their lives.

"BULLSHIT!" he yells as he is put into the van with his belongings and sent home.

^Confessional - Izzy

I don't care what anyone says. I did what I wanted to do and said what I had to say. All of my room mates were whack as fuck. So I don't give a shit. I have money, and all the bitches I could get at home anyway. So peace NOLA. It was real.

Aubry peeks out the window as she watches Izzy's van pull off.

"HE'S GONE!! HE'S REALLY GONE!" she cheers.

All of the room mates instantly jump up and down with happiness and laughter cheering that the main instigator is gone.

They all put their hand in a circle and cheer "REAL WORLD 9!"

END EPISODE

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[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 5

2 days later

"We've been in the house one month now and we still haven't celebrated Mardis Gras the right way! It's only one more week left in Mardi Gras" said Aubry to Tiara.

"I know girl... I'm ready to get on top of a float and toot my booty" said Tiara.

"I got an idea!" said Aubry.

Aubry skipped into the phone room where she called Venom 504....

"Hey, I heard that you guys are looking for enthusiastic people to fill your Mardis Gras float!... Yeah how about the Real Worlders? Really!? OKAY GREAT! Absolutely! Okya goodbye" said Aubry.

"YOU GUYS!!! WE ARE GOING TO BE RIDING ON VENOM 504's FLOAT!!!" yelled Aubry.

"Word!?" said Will.

"YES!" said Aubry.

"Oh sick! I can't wait" said Will.

"Yes yes, it is tonight, so get ready!" said Aubry.

Confessional Aubry: It is time to have a good time and really let my party girl come out! I am sick of being stuffed in the house the passed two days.

On the other hand

Tiara wiggled her hips into King's room.

"Hey daddy, can I come in?" asked Tiara.

"Come in" said King.

"I was just noticing how much chemistry we got, and I wanted to let you know that..." said Tiara dropping her head bashfully.

"What is baby?" asked King.

"I'm falling for you" said Tiara.

"Really?" said King

Confessional King: I have a way with the ladies, they all end up falling for me at one point. However, I don't know if Tiara is woman enough to be my girl.

Confessional Tiara: I really want to be King's boo. I want him to be my man. I am so proud of him and all of his success, and I just know deep inside that he is destined for greatness.

Tiara and King cuddled...

On the other hand

Kyle is on the phone with Tracy.

"Hey baby, I got your message! I heard you had something to tell me?" wondered Kyle.

"WHAT!?!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? NO WAY!!!!" yelled Kyle as he jumped up and ran to the door.




"Surprise baby!" said Tracy as he hung up his cell phone and embraced Kyle.

Troyce came down stairs after getting dress for Mardis Gras.

"Hiiiii" said Troyce.

"Oh this is Troyce babe!' said Kyle.

"Heard a lot about you! Good things only!" said Tracy shaking Troyce's hand.

"So is he going to ride the float with us?" asked Troyce.

"Want to babe?" asked Kyle.

"Why not... Why not?" said Tracy enthusiastically.

"I'm only staying down here for two days, so let's make the best of it babe!" said Tracy.

"Oh my gosh this is unreal! I love you so much!" said Kyle as he attacked Tracy's face and began kissing him.

"Awwww" said Aubry watching from the balcony.

"Ewww" said Will.

"EVERYONE COME DOWN AND MEET MY BOY FRIEND!" yelled Kyle.

King quickly stopped cuddling with Tiara "What did he say!? AW HELL NAW!" snapped King.

Confessional King: NO MAN... Ugh... I don't want to be in a house where two men are fucking in the room next door to me.

Everyone came downstairs except King.

Everyone greeted and introduced themselves.

"King come down baby!" yelled Tiara.

"Nah..." said King.

"Oh there is someone else?" asked Tracy.

"Yeah don't mind him..." said Kyle.

30 minutes later

Tracy is finally settled in and welcomed with a glass of pepsi.

"Thanks for the warm welcome ya'll! I can't believe my boo boo fought for me" said Tracy rubbing Kyle's face.

"Yes, he's a brave man" laughed Aubry.

"Well guy, sounds like the limo is here!" said Tiara.

"Yo, King! COME ON DOWN DOG! LIMO IS HERE!!!" yelled Will.

"Coming man..." said Will.

Everyone exited to the limo with King being the last one to enter.

"Hi!" said Tracy.

"Waddup" said King sternly.

The limo ride was filled with laughs and talk about how everyone was excited about riding the float, but King seemed a little tense and uncomfortable.

"You okay King?" asked Will.

"Yeah... Just don't wanna be near them when they doing their... what ever they do" said King.

The bunch arrived and hopped on the float.



"NOLA BABY!!!" yelled Troyce with her mask on.

"I'M CREOLE YA'LL!!!!" yelled Tiara.

Everyone threw out beads and cheered as fireworks popped in the sky.

"I love you" said Kyle...

"Love you too" said Tracy as they shared kisses.

"WTF" whispered King.

"HEY GOD HATES FAGS!" yelled an angry man in a megaphone.

"THERE ARE KIDS OUT HERE SICKOS!!!" yelled a woman as well.

Christian protesters outside of mardis gras began throwing their beads at the Venom 504 float.

The Protesters were getting booed by some people but cheered on by others.

"FUCK OFF!" yelled Tracy.

"Hey DON'T JUDGE!" yelled Aubry.

"Fuck you!" yelled Troyce throwing hurry beads at the Christian protesters.

"This shit is embarrassing" said Will to King.

"Hey, we can't have controversial things on our float since this is about the promotion of our club, we don't want to offend people... So we are going to have to ask you two to exit the float" said Club Venom 504 bouncers.

"Seriously?" snapped Kyle.

"That's fucked up. They leave then I leave!" said Troyce.

"Yeah that's messed up! I am out too... Let's just go to gay pride next week! Maybe we'll have MORE FUN THERE!" said Aubry.

"Yeah, let's go Real Worlders!" cheered Tracy.

"Speak for yourself brother." said King.

"Yeah, I'm staying too" said Will.

"Oh yeah? It's like that!? I thought these people were cool babe!" snapped Tracy.

"Baby, don't let them sweat you... Let's just go" said Kyle.

"Awww sorry guys" said Tiara waving goodbye.

"I thought they'd stick with us!" snapped Tracy as they walked down bourbon street leaving the parade with Troyce and Aubry.

"Those guys are a little homophobic... Let's just go to a bar and get some shots! Down?" asked Troyce.

"HELL YEAH!" said Aubry.

"I don't giver a fuck about what people think babe! Ima kiss you again and I can care less who sees!" snapped Tracy grabbing Kyle's face and kissing him.

"GAY PRIDE BABY!" yelled a stranger.

Tracy put up his fist and pumped it up.

"See babe everyone isn't a hater" said Tracy.

"You don't give a fuck and that's why I love you" said Kyle.

Troyce,Aubry, Kyle and Tracy all entered the nearest sports bar where they all indulged in shots.

[DAViE]

-later into the night-

All of the room mates are asleep other then Kyle and Tracy.

*night vision*

Kyle and Tracy are seen running around the house naked.

*moans are heard*

^Confessional - Will

So it's maybe 5 in the morning and my beauty rest is interrupted by what sounds like two MEN making love. I am absolutely repulsed right now.

Will sneaks and spies on Kyle and Tracy doing it in the hot tub.

Confessional - Will

Is this dude forreal? I use that hot tub on the regular. Now I am definitely not ok with using it. He needs to sanitize it immediately.


-The next morning-


^Confessional - Aubry

So me and the girls cooked breakfast for everyone in the house since Kyle's boyfriend is over. It seems like everyone's being so accepting and nice.

Aubry, Tiara and Troyce in maid costumes serve the whole table breakfast.

"Wow this is the first time we have EVER eaten a family meal in this house." says Kyle smiling. "Yea ladies thank you" says King. Tiara's heart flutters.

^Confessional - King

My issues with Kyle are simply a matter of keep your business to yourself. And we wont have a problem. I have no problem being near him. Will aint feeling it tho.

"I just need to address something" says Will gathering their attention. "Kyle, Tracy.. with all do respect.. I get it. ya'll wanna be looked at as NORMAL, and ya'll wanna force ya'lls choices in our faces and what not. But imma just say it was more then disrespectful for y'all be fucking all up in our hot tub." says Will

Kyle's jaw dropped. "Who the fuck are you?!" snaps Tracy. "What do you think we're diseased?!" he continues. "It aint that, but please sanitize the hot tub. There's some clorox wipes in the cabinet." he suggests.

"Are you?-" begins Tracy when Kyle calms him down. "Don't worry Will. I'll 'sanitize' the hot tub.

^Confessional - Kyle

Will's little attack one me came from left field. I thought King was the only one hating on my sexuality. I'm hoping this next room mate is an open minded guy or not straight.

^Confessional - Aubry

I kinda feel bad for Kyle. Will is obviously picking on him because they are a same sex couple. And it sucks because Kyle and Tracy have such good chemistry. Kyle's so affectionate.. I think he's so cute when he does cute stuff for tracy

-several hours later-

Troyce, Aubry, Kyle and Tracy head out to the gay club for the night.

^Confessional - Troyce

Tonight we're going to the GAY CLUB! I am so pumped because during mardi gra the gay scene is awesome. Imma finnd me a cute girl tonight -winks-




Kyle and Tracy hang out at the bar staring into each others eyes. While Troyce is dancing on the bar with a hot blonde.

^Confessional - Troyce

So I meet this blonde Ashley. She's tall, skinny, blue eyes. So cute. She's definitely feeling me and I kinda want her. So why not? -shrugs-

Troyce and the blonde passionately making out. While Aubry stares at Tracy in jealousy.

^Confessional - Aubry

I'm not gonna lie. At first I was really turned off by Kyle's bisexuality. But seeing him with Tracy.. like, it kinda does turn me on. And Kyle's starting to look better and better in my eyes

-back at the house-

Tiara is trying her hardest to swoon King.

^Confessional - King

Tiara is dickwhipped right now. She be cooking me dinna, massaging my back, fucking me. and I aint tryina make no kinda romance on her. I will still bring another girl home, I aint got a bitch.

"Do you need anything?" Tiara says batting her eyes. King makes a gesture to his crotch, and Will exits the room.

^Confessional - Will

Tiara is not the girl I thought she was. She tastes one dick and is hooked.. the life of a hoe. -rolls eyes-. This next room mate needs to be someone on my level.

-few hours later-

The other 3 room mates return from the bar.

Kyle with his boyfriend, Troyce with her hook up Ashley, and aubry alone.

Kyle and Troyce bring their lovers for the night into the room and lock the door behind them

^Confessional - Troyce

There is ALOT of gay sex in my room tonight. Definitely NSFW. Daddy don't judge me!



Aubry lays down drunk in the main lobby with Will crossing his arms. "Will..." slurrs Aubry. "what up girl?"

"How does it feel to be the only one to not get some while here?! ahaha" laughs Aubry. Will turns red. "I-..I normally get lots of pussy!" he defends himself. "Relax.. it's a joke" she says rolling her eyes.

"*sigh* I think I'm in love with Kyle!" she confesses. Will's jaw drops. "What?!" he says in shock. "Not really. but like he's kinda dreamy." she says in a daze.

"But he's gay." he says sharpy. "He's bi.. which means he likes girls" says aubry. "Well he's with a man now. And is Troyce gay too? Like what is going on in that room? It's a gay porno right now" Will bitches.

"Wow you're really like anti-gay arent you?" notices Aubry. "I just don't agree with it." he says getting up and excusing himself.

^Confessional - Will

I don't understand how Aubry could be interested in a bisexual man. It's REPULSIVE. He takes it in the butt.. GROSS.

[Cali Royalty]

2 days later"Ima miss you babe" said Tracy as he kissed a half awake Kyle goodbye.

Confessional Kyle: So this morning, my honey has left me to go back home. It was great spending more time with him.

"Nice to meet you all!" said Tracy to everyone downstairs (Aubry,Tiara, and Troyce)

"BYE!!" the ladies said in unison.

Kyle and Tracy shared one last hug and Tracy pulled off in the cab to the air port.

"Aw lil Kyle" said Aubry pouting her lips.

"I'm good." said Kyle.

"If you ever need someone to cuddle, just call me" said Aubry.

"Nah... I'm good" said Kyle.

Aubry dropped her head.

On the other hand

Troyce was heading out on her own to go shopping.

Confessional Troyce: So I am heading out on my way to the mall to up my wardrobe. I need some brand new hot pieces. I've been thinking about everyone pushing my buttons and shit, so now I'm on some don't give a shit status!

*shows Troyce looking at outfits and trying on things*

"This is HAWT!" said Troyce.



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Confessional Troyce: I needed this time out to put me back in my bad bitch swag. I'm no longer a neutral figure in this house. I am going to do me and I'm at the point where I won't be afraid to pop off when I need to.

Back at the mansion

Tiara is all dressed in her best lingerie hoping to turn King on.

"Hey babe!" said Tiara shimmying in.

"Damn! Come sit on my lap" said King.

Tiara wrapped her legs around King and looked into his eyes.

"King... I don't wanna go any further unless you're willing to be my man" said Tiara.

"Whoa whoa whoa... Isn't this kind of fast ma? I'm still getting to know you" said King.

"I don't want it to be just sex between us. I wanna know if you're really interested in me." said Tiara blinking her puppy eyes...

"Um..." said King.

Meanwhile

Will is on the phone talking to his best friend Miranda.

"Oh my gosh they gay dude is so annoying! His boy toy came over and was so fucking aggressive with his gay agenda! It was repulsive. " explained Will.

Kyle walked by the phone booth hearing Will's trash talk.

Confessional Kyle: I am at this point, sick of Will and his shit talking. I've bit my tongue enough.

Kyle opened the booth door.

"Why do I bother you so much dude?" asked Kyle.

"I'M ON THA PHONE! BE RESPECTFUL AND CLOSE THE DOOR!" snapped Will.

"Geez, I'm just wondering why you gotta talk a lot of shit... That's all" said Kyle.

Confessional Will: That's it! This is my time to show Kyle that he can't mess with me!

"Hold on Miranda!" snapped Will throwing the phone down.

"Motherfucker you really wanna take it there!? We can!!! I'm sick of yo punk ass! GO HOME!" snapped Will.

Confessional Kyle: Will shouting in my face is HIL.A.RI.OUS! He looks like a pussy and he thinks he looks tough.

*funny music plays while Will thinks he is being a boss*

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"You look pathetic!" snapped Kyle.

"PATHETIC! I'LL SHOW YOU PATHETIC BITCH!" snapped Will clapping in Kyle's face.

Troyce arrived back home and saw the commotion.

Confessional Troyce: I am so over this petty shit, but it ain't my issue. I am getting ready to go out to the strip club tonight!

*Troyce heads to her room to get ready*

*Aubry heads out of her room and grabs Will*

"Will please stop! You look dumb!" snaps Aubry.

"Girl shut up! You just got a crush on this gay ass little boy!" snapped Will.

Aubry turned bright red and Kyle looked at Aubry with eyes wide open.

Confessional Kyle: What is going on right now?

On the other hand

"What is that noise down there!?" asked King to Tiara.

"How would I know? I am up here with you... They don't matter right now! Stop trying to deflect my question" said Tiara.

"Look Tiara, I like you, I think you're cool, but..." said King.

"BUT WHAT!?" snapped Tiara.

"Do you really want me that much?" asked King.

"YES!!!" said Tiara forcing herself on him and making out with him.

"Do you really like me?" Kyle asked Aubry.

"She SHO DO LIKE YOU FAGGOTY SELF!" snapped Will.

"Dude... SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kyle shouted.

Will jumped.

"Gosh, I am sick of your whiny ass! Sometimes I feel like you're gay! You sound like such a... BITCH!" snapped Kyle.

Aubry chuckled.

"I do?" asked Will.

"Yah dude..." said Kyle.

"Well keep dreaming because I'll never be gay! I just tell it like it is, and you're a rat in my opinion!" snapped Will.

"Dude, I don't give a fuck what you think!" snapped Kyle.

"But Aubry, do you like me?" continued Kyle.

Will looked at Aubry with his arms crossed.

"Tell the truth" said Will.

Troyce walked passed looking hot and drew everyone's attention to her.

"Oh um.. Where you goin girl?" asked Aubry.

"To the strip club... Wanna come?" asked Troyce.

"Yes please" said Aubry jetting after Troyce and blowing off Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I'm surprised that Aubry likes me... If it's even true that is. I mean, not that it would mean anything any ways.

In the limo with Troyce and Aubry


Confessional Troyce: I am about to take Aubry on a night on the town. We are going to the strip club, then to another club, then another club, then I am going out for the last day of Mardis Gras! Let's see if Aubry can keep up. The girl ran out the door with a T-shirt and jeans on. She ain't even dressed for a night out, but true party girls DGAF

"We ain't gon be back home for a loooong time" said Troyce with a twisted stare at Aubry.

Back at the mansion


Confessional Will: So Kyle is sleep and Tiara and King got the door locked... Possibly fucking, so I decided to let the war between Kyle and I start! OPERATION GET KYLE OUT THE HOUSE!

Will opened Kyle's cranberry juice and poured tabasco inside of it.

"Let's hope you love spicy drinks!" laughed Will to himself.

On the other hand.

Troyce and Aubry were at the strip club having a great night.

Troyce was tipping strippers and putting her face in their asses as they clapped them in her face.

"Damn girl!" laughed Aubry.



One stripper was seductively looking at Troyce and Troyce gave a "Who me?" gesture

The stripper said yes and gave the "come here" finger. Troyce went over and began rubbing her face in the strippers boobs.

Confessional Aubry: I am truly starting to believe that Troyce is a full blown lesbian! She is enjoying these strippers way too much.

Troyce got on stage with the stripper and began to show her tits and make out with the stripper.

*ALL THE GUYS CHEERED*

"COME ON AUBRY!!! JOIN ME!!!" yelled Troyce.

"Um..." said Aubry.

"COME ON BLONDIE!" yelled the stripper.

Aubry looked around as all the perverted men were grinning at her.

Confessional Aubry: HELP ME!

Meanwhile

"THAT WAS AMAZING DADDY!" said Tiara.

"I know it was baby... I had you screaming for me" said King.

Confessional Tiara: It really wasn't that amazing. I was faking, but he totally fell for it. I really hope that King falls for my seduction soon, because I can't wait much longer. If he doesn't bite the bait, then Ima have to gold dig elsewhere.

"Can you be a real woman and make daddy something to eat?" asked King.

"Sure..." said Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: Shit! I can't cook!

Tiara rushed to the kitchen.

"Black men love fried chicken and hot sauce... Let's just hope I do this right!" she said to herself.

Tiara accidentally poured a tub of salt into the chicken accidentally.

"Oops... Um..." said Tiara...

"It looks done!" said Tiara taking the raw chicken out the pan before it was done.

She then drenched it with tabasco.

"Now... for the drink... Hmmm" She thought to herself.

"CRANBERRY JUICE!" said Tiara as she poured him a cold glass of Kyle's juice.

Tiara wiggled her hips back up the stairs to King's room

"Baby that wasn't even 10 minutes... How could the chicken possibly be done?" said King looking at the gross meal.

"Oh gosh! No what babe? It looks nice but I am allergic to hot sauce... Sorry boo... I'll go make myself a sandwich instead" said King.

Confessional King: THANK GOD I am allergic to hot sauce, because I didn't want that nasty shit anywhere near my mouth.

"I'm thirsty though..." said King putting the glass of juice to his lips.

*CAMERA ZOOMS OUT*

"AAAAAAHHHH FUCK!!!!! MY THROAT IS CLOSING!!!!"

[DAViE]

"Someone help him please!" cries Tiara in a panic, who grabs water and throws it on King hoping it will help.

"Did that help at all?!" she asks clanking her heels up and down, while King is still gasping for air.

^Confessional - Tiara

I know it looks like i poisoned King but I swear I didn't. I was just tryina make him my boo, that's all..

Kyle rushes to King trying to give him CPR. "Dude!" he says. Will watches from afar with horror.

^Confessional - Will

No Tiara.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Kyle was supposed to be the one choking! what have you done?!

The producers bring King into a van and send him to the hospital.

"Wow.. now he's at the hospital" says Kyle. "What did you do to him?" wonders Will. "I didn't do anything to him" she says batting her eyes.

-meanwhile-

Troyce and Aubry are at a french quarter bar, Troyce is bull riding like a dirty girl. While Aubry dances with random men.

^Confessional - Aubry

Troyce is a wild chick. Holy crap I don't know what's gotten into her!


Troyce jumps off the bull and begins making out with a cute black guy. "you wanna come home?" she says looking into his eyes. "you know it" he whispers.

Aubry and Troyce return home with Troyce's fling for the night.

^Confessional - Troyce

I found a cute boy at the bar, imma bring him home because he's looking good. I want it, so imma get it.

Troyce walks into the house, ignoring everyone and bringing the boy directly to her room. Kyle eyes her with curiosity.

^Confessional - Kyle

Wow Troyce is really just doing her thing huh? Different girl, different guy different night of the week. I mean she's single soo good for her.. I guess.


"What did you give him?" will asks Tiara. "Umm Kyle's cranberry juice." she says. "He musta done something to it! He been had this planned" he says. "Omgosh you're right!" she says

^Confessional - Will

Even though my plan backfired. I still managed to do some damage control hahaha. Kyle you just rub me the wrong way so I wont rest till your ass is grass.

- the next day -


Troyce is walking out her fling from last night. "I'll see you later boo" Troyce says kissing her fling. "Do you even know my name?" he asks. Troyce pauses for a second. "Umm.. george?" she questions.

"No.." he says. The taxi pulls up. "Well.. your cabs here, byeeeeeeeeeeeeee" she says flipping her hair and walking into the house.


^Confessional - Troyce

This guy was just another dick to me. I don't know why he be asking me what his name is. Do you like really expect me to remember yo ass? Bye bye.

Troyce strolls into the mansion and goes outside to smoke a cigg. Kyle then joins her.

"Hey stranger, where you been?" says Kyle smiling. "I been doing me boo." Troyce says puffing on her bog. "Haha I see that, been getting it in... alot" comments kyle. "I'm single boo! It sucks you're in a relationship. I wanna party forreal!" she says.

^Confessional - Troyce

I still consider Kyle my closest friend in the house but he needs to understand. I'm SINGLE, he's in a RELATIONSHIP. Imma do SINGLE things. Sitting home, reading books, and baking cookies just aint my style.

"Yeah you're right. Just don't forget about me" says Kyle slightly upset.

^Confessional - Kyle

To be honest, I am a little lonely in the house again now that Tracy is gone. Troyce is the only room mate I consider my friend in this house. With her "doing her own thing" makes me feel alot more alone around here.

King arrives back from the hospital.

^Confessional - King

I had an allergic reaction to hot sauce. I been said that I'm allergic to that shit. Someone had an attack planned on me. I know it. I aint playin no more.

"I'm BACK MOTHER FUCKERS" he yells.

"HOUSE MEETING" he calls. All of the room mates gather. "Oh you're back baby!" says Tiara hugging King. "Are you ok dude?" Will asks. "Imma be ok when I get some answers." huffs King.

Troyce enters the house meeting last diva walking in. "What's the problem?" she asks nonchalantly.

"I wanna know right now. Who's cranberry juice that was?! I been said I'm allergic to hot sauce." says Kyle. "That was my cranberry juice dude.. but I didn't do anything to it." explains Kyle.

King clenches his fist.

^Confessional - King

This now the third time this motha fucker Kyle been affecting me out of no where. I'm done with this punk ass. I been over him sine he swung on me. aint more chances with him

"Yo imma say this just once. I don't fuck with you no more. Dead ass yo. Stay away from me, and my crew" King says. Tiara and Will's heart flutter.
Troyce smirks, while Kyle lifts an eye brow.

"Dude.. what..? I didn't do anything." says Kyle. "You heard him. Keep your mouth SHUT!" snaps Will. "Thank you Will" says King, as he removes himself. With will and Tiara following after.

^Confessional - Aubry

I feel really bad for Kyle. If it's not Izzy.. it's Will, if it's not Will, it's King. I think the guys are a little jealous of Kyle. I don't think he'd purposefully sabotage his cranberry juice. But.. I'm definitely not going to be hated for him.

^Confessional - Troyce

Kyle just keeps finding himself into trouble. He's a good guy, but he just has an aura of negativity around him. I want to have fun. That's why I'm here. I'm no one's baby sitter.

*flash back to Troyce defending Kyle when Izzy & Will throw out his stuff*

I keep picking his side and it's leaving me on the boring end of this house. King wants to party, do the strip club thing, go to the hip hop clubs. Like that's what imma do. If they don't wanna include Kyle.. oh well

"Yo come outside with me" says a shooken up Kyle. Troyce and him light up a cig.

"I'm not gonna lie. I really don't know who did that to the cranberry juice." says Kyle. "I know you didn't do anything" says Troyce humbly. "You got set up, and now you gotta deal with it." says Troyce.

"I guess you're right." says Kyle

"I can't be defending yo ass. You a grown ass man. You either ignore the hate, or you fight it. It's really up to you" says Troyce. "I'm not going to let them get the best of me. Let them try. I won't react." says Kyle humbly. "Then just stay low key for a few days, and hope you'll be good" says Troyce blowing out smoke.

"I hope so" he says.

[Cali Royalty]

1 day later"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!" yelled Aubry.

"Happy birthday boo!" said Troyce hugging Aubry.

"Happy birthday Aubs!" said Kyle.

"I want a cake tonight guys and I wanna get drunk tonight" said Aubry.

"Oh, we are going to wild out tonight girl! No worries" laughed Troyce.

"Kyle... do a morning bday shot with me!" pleaded Aubry.

"Sure!" said Kyle going behind the bar.

"Be right back guys, I wanna do a confessional" said Troyce.

Confessional Will: That was a close one America! I am so glad that King believes that Kyle is the one who poisoned him and not me...

Troyce went to walk to do a confessional but heard that Will was inside and just decided to listen until he opened up.

Continuation of Will's confessional: I just wish Kyle would have drunk it and not King... I kind of expect King to beat my ass at the reunion show once he knows the truth.

Troyce's eyes widen as she accidentally bumped the door.

"Oh shit!" whispered Troyce as she ran into the restroom next door.

Confessional Will: What was that? I swear I believe this house is HAUNTED...

Will exited the confessional and saw Troyce coming out the restroom.

"I think this house is haunted" said Will.

"I think the house is haunted with a bunch of crazy fucks..." laughed Troyce.

"But for real though Troyce! Why you gotta do that man? Like... I give you your privacy" said Will.

"What are you talking about?" snapped Troyce.

"I know you was listening bitch and I don't appreciate that!" snapped Will.

"Bitch!? Who you talking to like that!?" snapped Troyce as she ran up to his face.

Will put his hands up and hit Troyce in the shoulder trying to defend himself.

"YOU GON HIT A FEMALE! PUSSY ASS NIGGA!" yelled Troyce as she went to punch Will straight in his throat!

Will ran quickly though and butted his head into the wall.

Confessional Will: Troyce was literally about to MURDER ME! I had to think fast. I'd rather knock myself out, than let her kill me...



"Oh goodness" said Tiara running around the corner.

"Damn Troyce what the fuck did you do to Will!?" laughed King as Will laid unconscious.

"You mean what was I going to do? I was grabbed by the producers... His ass accidentally hit me because he knew I was coming for him! So he knocked himself out, before I could retaliate and KO his ass" laughed Troyce.

Kyle walked in laughing.

Confessional Kyle: It feels sooooo good to see Will on the ground and unconscious.

Will was escorted to the hospital.

Meanwhile

"Yo King..." said Troyce.

"What up ma?" asked King.

"Yah boy is a rat!" snapped Troyce.

"No, yo boy is the rat!" snapped King getting defensive.

"Well why did I hear him saying he poisoned the juice intended for Kyle?" said Troyce with a smile.

"WHAT!!!? You're joking!" snapped King.

"Nope..." said Troyce flipping her hair "But that's for ya'll to deal with." said Troyce walking away.

"MOTHERFUCKER!!!" snapped King.

Confessional King: I am irate at the fact that Will lied to me. I thought he was my boy, but he aint shit but a coward! Ima have Tiara turn on him because I got that bitch dick whipped, and Ima make his life a living hell when he comes back.

On the other hand

"Man... I just want to apologize to you. I found out my own boy was the one who betrayed me" said King to Kyle.

"No problem dude... I told you it wasn't me! I wouldn't ruin my own juice, I had plans for that cranberry juice" laughed Kyle.

"Haha we good" said King.

"Cool bro" said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: HALLELUJAH!

"Will is out of our group" King demanded to Tiara.

"HUH!!!? WHY!?" said Tiara sadly.

"Cuz I said so! I know his rat ass poisoned the juice" snapped King.

"NO WAY!" snapped Tiara.

"YES WAY! Look ma, I don't want you speaking to that clown no more! If you do what's right to our lil crew, and leave Will in the dust, then I'll make you my girl. I'll make it official" said King hugging Tiara.

"Oh my gosh for real! You know I ride for you" said Tiara

Confessional Tiara: Sorry Will, I love you but I am all about my money and my money told me that my friendship with you is over.

"Wait to that scrawny ass little rat come back in this house! Ima fuck him up!" snapped Troyce.

"No, I don't want you to go home over that lousy punk" said Kyle.

"Oh I ain't going home... Ima fuck him up, but not with my hands. With my actions." snapped Troyce with an evil smile.

Confessional Troyce: Will, you woke the sleeping giant! I am going to go hurricane Katrina on your ass!

Later that night

Confessional Aubry: Will is still in the hospital... I think he got a concussion, but who cares!? I sure don't, because the house is going out to celebrate MY BIRTHDAY!!! We are all going to Mater P's pajama party and all us ladies are dressing like sluts haha! I hope I get my birthday wish *winks*

*flashes to the limo pulling up to the party.*

"LET'S GO!!!! AY!!! AY!!! AY!!!" yelled Troyce as she danced on top of the bar.

Tiara winded her hips on her new "boo" King.

Kyle danced in the corner in his cute suit pajamas.



Aubry noticed Kyle in the back alone and moved her way toward him

"Hey Kyle! Dance with the birthday girl!" she said.

"Sure" said a slightly tipsy Kyle.

They began to dance to the music and Aubry grinded slowly on Kyle.

"I'm not single Aubs, you know that" laughed Kyle.

"But I'm drunk" said Aubry attacking Kyle's face.




"OH MY OH MY LOOK!!!" yelled Tiara as she pointed.

"WHOA!!!" yelled Troyce as she covered her mouth.

Kyle began making out hardcore with Aubry and lifting her up and taking her into the bathroom stall.

*moans are heard*

"Did he just take her to the back?" said Tiara.

"Looks like it... " said King looking confused.

Troyce shrugged it off and continued to dance on the bar and pour liquor on herself.

Confessional Kyle: Oh no... What have I done!?

END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE SIX

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It's a new day, and the room mates are awaiting their new found enemy Will, to handle him accordingly.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm waking up with a huge hang over. I don't know what came over me last night but I woke up next to Aubry. It's really awkward so I'm just trying to keep my distance.

"Lets pull an Izzy on him!" suggests Troyce evilly. "Nah we aint doin none of that. I wanna talk to him, man to man" says King. "I don't wanna stress this. I wanna go to the strip club" says Troyce. "I'm feeling that. You tryina go pronto?"

"STRIP CLUB?!" says Tiara in shock. "Fuck it, lets go now. Will can wait." says Troyce grabbing King. "ahaha ight lets go"

^Confessional - King

I wanted to handle my issues with Will, but Troyce rather go to the strip club in the day time, I'm down so Will can wait till I'm home.

King and Troyce rush out the door, leaving Tiara behind to be forgotten.

^Confessional - Tiara

Umm hold on bitch PAUSE. I'm 100% sure you know I'm going after King, why you gotta be taking him to the strip club and shit? Watch your back skank. I still got that voodoo doll on arsenal.

Aubry wakes up in Kyle's bed. "What happened last night?" she asks herself looking around.

"Oh my god!" she says realizing she's in Kyle's room

^Confessional - Aubry

I guess I got my birthday wish and got with Kyle<3. Now, I just want him to love me like he loves Tracy!

Aubry strolls to the backyard where she sees Kyle enjoying a ciggarette. "Oh hey" she says smiling. "Uhh hey. I was actually just thinking about you" admits Kyle. "Really?<3" she says dreamily.

"Look. I know whatever happened between us happened. But like I'm sure you're thinking too.. it was just a drunk hook up. I really fucked up. and I'd appreciate if you dont tell anyone what happened" says Kyle.

Aubry begins to cry. "Are you ashamed of me or something?!"

"Am I not good enough?" she cries out.

"What..? No.. I was just horny. my heart is with Tracy" explains Kyle. Aubry is dumbfounded.

^Confessional - Aubry

I have never been rejected by a guy before. Is Kyle serious right now. Like comparing me to Tracy I'm a MILLION times better looking. I don't even know what to think. I'm so embarassed right now. But this battle isn't over. He's just stuck on Tracy. I'm definitely going to win Kyle over!

"Just give me space" says Kyle walking away. Aubry lays her head down in defeat.

-meanwhile-

Troyce and King are throwing singles at strippers and drinking beer pitchers, having a total blast.

"Give her a lap dance!" commands king throwing 20s at a hoe. Troyce loves every second of it.

^Confessional - King

Troyce is a down ass bitch. I'm having the best time I been had in this house with her right now. She's the total package. Tiara doesn't even compare.

-back at the house-

A van with Will arrives to home.

^Confessional - Will

-with a neck brace on- The doctors said I suffered from a minor concussion. I'm not to drink any alcohol for the next 3 days, and I need to just RELAX. This bitch Troyce is on some otha shit. If she wanna make herself a target too, ok boo we can do that!

Will strolls into the house.. looking miserable.

"Hi Will" Aubry says nicely. Will ignores her. "Twin.. I'm in pain" he complains to Tiara. Tiara ignores him. "Twin?" he says again. No response.

^Confessional - Will

I realize now that I'm the new target of the house. I don't know what I did but I definitely don't deserve this hate right now. Even twin aint talking to me.

"Ok. I see what's going on here" he says frowning. "I see you now twin!" he snaps.

^Confessional - Tiara

I really don't want to not talk to my twin. But King doesn't want anyone being friends with him so I gotta side with my boo over my friend.

^Confessional - Will

I'm in need of some alone time, so imma take the jeep and head out to get some sushi by myself. Gather my thoughts. See where they lead me.

Just as Will walks out the door, a limo pulls up.

*GASP*

"Oh shit!" he says.

^Confessional - Will

I'm about to leave, and a limo pulls up. Which means only one thing. The NEW ROOM MATE is here!

The limo door opens and out steps a medium sized buff black guy swagged the fuck out.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Coming into New Orleans. I'm feeling blessed with this opportunity. I'm going to shake this city UP.

-casting tape-

KENNETH COLE

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"My name is Kenneth Cole, I'm 22 from Chicago Illionois."

"I am a pretty self centered person. No front, I like everything to be about me."

"I'm someone who takes care of themselves. Not everyone can have this much swag. I eat good, dress good, and fuck better."

"My art and music are my passions in life. Ultimately I want to be an accomplished artist and music producers."

"I'm a pretty diverse person. I have two main group of friends. I got my art school friends and then I got my hood friends. There aint no mixing them. When I'm on my art and school flow I chill with other art students, when I'm going out and doing my thing. I'm definitely calling my up hood niggas. They know how to party."

"Although my friends are diverse in swag, I like to chill with mostly other black people. I really just don't click well with white people. They be acting mad corny in the club. Doin the harlem shake all wrong. Rapping lyrics all wrong. It just aint right. If you wanna be involved in hip hop. You need to be BLACK."

"I've met a few celebrities being in the business. I met Will I am, we exchanged emails. It's not big deal.

"My goals coming to New Orleans are to meet other musicians. meet rappers to use my beats. Maybe stir this house up a little bit. I mean, I am a replacement."

"Whats up!!!" says Will instantly helping Kenneth with his bags. "What up man" he says nonchalantly. "I'm kenneth" he says giving him his hand. Will's eyes light up

^Confessional - Will

This new guy Kenneth is the perfect fit for this house. He's black, dresses really good, seems down to earth. I'm definitely feeling him within the first 5 seconds of meeting him.

"Want to help me with my bags?" Kenneth asks. "No no no no.. let the limo driver do that. Come with me, I'm going to get sushi." Will suggests. "Just you and me? Are any other room mates home?" asks Kenneth. "Nope. I'm all alone" Will lies. "ight then, lets go" agrees Kenneth

^Confessional - Kenneth

The first room mate I meet is Will. This guy is all alone mid day. Which probably means aint no one like him right now. However, I am not going to rule him out just because everyone else doesn't like him. I never been one to follow the crowd.

The two head off to sushi.

"So where are you from?" Will asks. "I'm from Chicago" Kenneth says proudly. "What about you?" he asks. "Long Island.' says Will. "Do you go to school?" asks Will. "I just graduated from art school actually." he says.

"Wow impressive!" says Will kissing ass. "You know you got some swag to you" Will says. Kenneth's eyes light up. "Glad you noticed bro. I see your gucci watch. Nice." compliments Kenneth. "Oh of course. I don't fuck with no name brands. I'm meant for the elite" says Will. "Oh word. I'm chicago elite. You come through the chi and we'll run shit" says Kenneth charmingly.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Will seems like a chill dude so far. Little artsy, a little hood. Kind of like myself. But enough small talk. I want to know the deal with the other room mates.

"So tell me about the other room mates. I bet we're the only black people" comments Kenneth. "You would think so, but we actually 2 of 5 now." says Will. Kenneth is shocked. "Word, 5 brothas and sistas! Word of course, we in New Orleans after all. Do ya'll get along?" he asks.

^Confessional - Will

Kenneth asks if me and the other room mates are getting along. I want to lie to him. But I'm really feeling thhis dude. I'm hoping he wont dipset on me just cus the other room mates hate me.

"Err.. not right now." he admits. "What happened? you fought anyone? Has there been any fights" asks a very interested Kenneth.

"There been one fight. The one white guy in the house jumped another white guy who you replaced." says Will. "Ah so we got an extra white boy in the building." says Kenneth.

"Bro he's so extra. He's bisexual, and super fucking pretetious and self righteous." says Will. "Oh word.. he sounds mad extra. "The other white bitch, she's just a simple hoe. Aint nothin special about her" says Will.

"Then there's Troyce. She's a pmb (pretty mixed bitch), but she got a stank attitude. She got something against me. I never done nothing to her, but she always be ruining my plans and shit." he admits.

Kenneth simply listens.

"Then there's my two best friends in the house, who are black. King and Tiara. Who I think are mad at me right now.. to be honest I don't even know why." says will in sadness

^Confessional - Will

Honestly, yeah it does hurt that Tiara and King are mad at me. They my closest friends in the house and I thought we was gonna ride it out to the end.

"So you're the one who starts the most shit I'm guessing?" asks Kenneth. "Ehehe.. if you my enemy. Imma make your life hell" says Will. "Word, I feel that. I aint already can tell those two white folk I aint gonna like. Don't worry dude. If white boy gives you problems. I got your back.

"Well, cheers to that then" says Will with a big grin. "Cheers my nigga" says Kenneth clanking glasses with him.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Will gave me a run down on all of the room mates. From what it sounds like, he may be the main instigator. But it's all good tho. He seems like he only goes after the people he don't like, which in turn means he's ride or die. So we definitely can be friends.

[Cali Royalty]

Will and Kenneth continue their bonding experience and go to a local sports bar.

Back at the mansion

7:00 pm at night

"Where is my baby King?" cried Tiara

"Oh so you two are really serious?" asked Aubry.

"Yup, he made it official yesterday" said Tiara

"Oh goody" said Aubry fakely.

Confessional Aubry: I doubt King is really into Tiara, seems to be a controlling tactic in my opinion.

-King and Troyce enter the house-

"What a crazy night King!" laughed Troyce.

"I know you are my type of chick!" laughed King.

"Sounds like your man and Troyce are having a good time!" joked Aubry.

Confessional Tiara: Really!? I hear Troyce and King enter the house and they're flirting and she's wearing his coat... HELL NO!

"Why are you wearing my man's coat?" snapped Tiara.

Confessional Troyce: Nah Tiara, you don't wont it boo... Ima let this one go.

"Get yo girl King... Ima go change into something to sleep in" said Troyce, flipping her weave in Tiara's face and walking away.

King took Tiara in the kitchen to speak with her.

"What is up with you ma? Me and Troyce were just having a good time" explained King.

"I don't want you letting that dirty hoe wear your jacket... That's all" said Tiara batting her eyes.

Troyce overheard.

"Dirty what?" snapped Troyce.

"Hoe..." said Tiara with fear in her voice.

Troyce hopped over the kitchen counter and wrapped Tiara's weave around her fist, getting a good grip and yaking until it ripped out of her head.

"AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" yelled Tiara

"TROYCE TROYCE TROYCE!!!" yelled Aubry and Kyle.

"I ain't letting go!" yelled Troyce

King was getting turned on.

Confessional Kyle: What is wrong with Troyce? This girl has been going ape lately.

"Troyce please don't hit her..." said Kyle.

"I ain't gon hit the bitch cuz don't wanna go home, I'm just gone fuck her weave up!" yelled Troyce as she ripped a chunk of Tiara's weave.

"OUCH! FUCKING SKANK!!!" yelled Tiara.

"WHAT!!!!?" snapped Troyce.

"NOTHING! NOTHING!" cried a scared Tiara.

"Watch it burn bitch..." said Troyce as she lit Tiara's weave on fire on the stove eye.

"I thought you LOVED ME!!!" cried Tiara to King as she ran in her room from embarrasment.

"Oh gosh..." said King chasing after her.

Troyce let out a smile.

Confessional Troyce: I let that hoe have it! Now her hair is a hot ass mess.

"Baby baby... why you crying?" asked King.

"Cuz you let her just attack me" cried Tiara.

"No, I don't interfere with female drama" said King.

"But you on my side over her's right?" asked Tiara.

"Fo sho" lied King.

"It's just that... I have your back in this house, I ain't even speaking to my own best friend because of you" said Tiara.

"And I appreciate that. I was turned on by you fighting for your man" said King.

"Really??? *sniff sniff*" asked Tiara wiping her face.

"Really." said King.

Tiara wiped her eyes and hopped up and opened a new package of weave and proceeded to sew it in in the restroom.

"Still pretty..." said Tiara looking in the mirror as she sewed it back in.

Tiara walked back down stairs with King with her new beautiful weave in her head.

"You ain't gone pop off again right bitch?" snapped Troyce.

"No, she good..." said King.

"I don't want no problems. I'm done with fighting tonight" said Tiara.

"Good come correct" said Troyce.

"Where is that MOTHAFUCKER Will! That's the real question here." wondere King.

"Oh he came back and I ignored him like you wanted daddy" said Tiara.

"Good, where did his ass go!?" asked King.

"No idea..." said Tiara.

"Well his ass is in for a rude awakening" said Troyce.

-Limo pulled up with Kenneth and WIll-

"Oh I think he's back ya'll" said Aubry.

"Wait with another guy..." continued Aubry.

"What!?" snapped King.

Kenneth and Will entered the house together.

"MEET OUR NEW ROOMIE!!!" yelled Will.

-Everyone just starred-

"Hi" said Tiara.

"Sup." said King.

"Hello" said Aubry.

Confessional Kenneth: Everyone seems dull as fuck! I did not get a warm welcome AT ALL...

"Hey... Kenneth is the name" said Kenneth.

Troyce just flipped her weave.

"Okay..." said Kenneth.

Will and Kenneth exited to the kitchen together to escape the awkwardness in the main room

In the Kitchen was Kyle making up some dinner for himself...

"Is that the fake white boy?" whispered Kenneth.

"Yeah..." whispered Kyle.

"OKAY LOOK..." snapped King entering the kitchen.

Kyle,Kenneth,and Will looked.

"I KNOW THE PERSON WHO FUCKED WITH THE JUICE IS IN THIS KITCHEN!!!" snapped an angry King.

Will looked at Kyle.

Kyle looked at Will.

"I know I'm safe" chuckled Kenneth.

"That person has 5 seconds..." said King.

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"OKAY LET'S IZZY THIS MOTHERFUCKER YA'LL!!!!" yelled King.

"You better get yo stuff Kyle" laughed Will.

"No... I think that would be your stuff" said Kyle

Kenneth rolled his eyes.

Will ran to see what was going on and make sure it wasn't his stuff.

*SPLASH!!!!!* went his mattress over the balcony and into the pool.

"WHAT!!! NO!!!" yelled Will.

"Bye bye Kyle!!!" laughed Troyce.

"Sorry Twin..." said Tiara.

King,Tiara,Troyce, and Aubry grabbed all Will's things and began throwing them outside in the front.

"COME ON YA'LL PLEASE STOP!" cried Will.

Will ran to the front to pick his stuff up, but Troyce ran after him and locked him out.

"Haha sucker!" said Troyce locking Will out.

"LET ME IN!!!" yelled Will banging on the door.

"Ay new nigga, it's in your best interest to stay out of this! Don't be guilty by association" snapped King to Kenneth.

Kenneth just let out a smirk.

Confessional Kenneth: I think this is real messed up the way they handling the situation. I bet the white boy was the real person who did it... I believe Will. That white dude is shady.

"GO HOME!!!!" yelled Aubry as she threw the last of Will's clothing over the balcony.

Will began to cry... his clothes was scattered everywhere...

"Please let me in.." pleaded Will.

Confessional Will: My clothes is scattered, my mattress is in the pool, my luggage is ruined, and I am locked out.

Will hopped over the back gate where he curled up in a backyard chair to sleep but no one really noticed and figured that he left.

"Punk bitch is out the house!" snapped King.

"And your sure that he did what ever you think he did" wondered Kenneth.

"Look my niggas stay out of it!" snapped King.

Confessional Troyce: This new guy is rubbing me the wrong way. You just got here, you know nothing about our history! Kepp ya mouth zipped!

"HEY BABY! WILL'S SLEEP IN THE BACKYARD!" snitched Tiara.

Tiara,Troyce, Aubry, and King grabbed pots and pans and began banging it over Will's head.

Kyle didn't get involved but he laughed on the side.

Confessional Kenneth: So I see this white boy laughing at poor Will getting pots banged in his ear. That don't sit well with me.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG* the pots and pans got louder and louder.

Will tossed and turned and covered his ears while tears rolled down his face.

"TAKE YO LYING RAT ASS HOME NIGGA, CUZ WE GONE WAKE YOU UP LIKE THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY!" yelled King.

"ENOUGH!!!" yelled Will as he hopped up.

"I can't take anymore..." said Will

Will asked the producers if he could sleep in a hotel for the night and they granted him a van ride...

"BYE PUNK!" laughed King as Will's van pulled off and rolled on his clothes and luggage.

Confessional Will:I need some sleep and I can't get any here... I literally shaking! I am feeling betrayed and hurt on every level. My things are destroyed, my friendships are destroyed, and I have a terrible head ache.

45 minutes later...

Confessional King: America you saw the real King, I ran a lying nigga out the house and I got the entire house on my side! TRUE BOSS.

Meanwhile

Kenneth kept giving Kyle dirty looks and Kyle noticed.

"Hey why you keep starring at me new boy? Got a problem?" snapped Kyle.

"First, of all my name ain't new boy! Second of all, I got eyes yo, so I can stare if I wont to!" snapped Kenneth.

Confessional Kenneth: If this white boy think that since Ima replacement, I am going to just be talked to any old way? Nah... Sadly mistaken.

"Look new kid, you don't even know me!" said Kyle.

"I SAID MY NAME AIN'T NEW KID MOTHAFUCKA!" snapped Kenneth.

Confessional Troyce: So I hear this nobody yelling at Kyle and I tell King.... Uh uh... Who do he think he is just coming in here starting shit. You need cred before you start shit.

"What's the ruckus about?" asked King.

"This white boy is just pissing me of brother" explained Kenneth.

"Okay, well that white boy is our roomie and you are a replacement, so come with respect brodie!" snapped King.

Cofessional King: Kyle and I aren't friends, but I am not going to let a new guy just come in here popping his gums for no reason! I'm the boss and he needs to follow before he can lead.

"I may be a replacement, but I ain't gone get talked to like shit bro" snapped Kenneth.

"I think we need to give new boy a warm welcome, we didn't introduce ourselves." said Troyce.

Troyce whispered in Kyle and King's ear.

"Oh I see..." said King.

"You know... I would not normally do this, but the kid wanna talk shit so..." said Kyle.

Troyce,Kyle, and King inched closer to Kenneth.

Confessional Kyle: I ain't humble Kyle tonight

-flashes back to Troyce and Kyle's conversation previously-

"I'm not going to let them get the best of me. Let them try. I won't react." says Kyle humbly. "Then just stay low key for a few days, and hope you'll be good" says Troyce blowing out smoke.

Confessional Kyle continuation: Well a few days is up and I'm ready to go ham on this new kid.

Confessional Troyce: We can't go home, if we all hit first... Right?

Troyce,King,and Kyle all hit Kenneth at the same time

*POUNDING AND POUNDING AND POUNDING*

"MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" yelled Kenneth swinging back but missing terribly.

"NEW BOY!!!!" yelled Kyle.

"REPLACEMENT!!!!!" laughed Troyce.

The three continued kicking and punching Kenneth until the producers broke it up.

Confessional Troyce: We fucked the new kid up, but I didn't give him the best of my kung fu... I gave him some weak hits... Well they still hurt.

Kenneth's shirt was ruined and he was full of bruises.

"STUPID BITCHES!!!" snapped Kenneth as he was restrained.

"YOU'RE A NOBODY!!!" yelled King.

Battered Kenneth was escorted out and to a hotel just for the night.

"WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD SON!" yelled King.

The next day

Confessional Troyce: Last night was crazy... I beat Tiara's ass, We all OWNED Will, and then we all jumped that new kid... Life couldn't be better. Well yeah it can cuz we going to GAY PRIDE! Even King is coming cuz he wanna meet some lesbians.

"Hurry ya'll lets go before Will and New boy come back!" yelled King.

Kyle,Aubry,Tiara,and Troyce exited the house and pulled off to gay pride.

Fastforward....

@ Gay pride.

The Real Worlders are on a float partying it up and having a good ass time...

Confessional King: This is totally out of my element, but seeing chicks make out is hot! Plus... Troyce kind of brings out the open mindedness in me

Confessional Kyle: We are all having fucking fun! Even King is letting loose! This is crazy.

"Hey papi!" said a couple of gay guys to King.

"NAH... HELL NAH!" said King

-Everyone laughed in unison-

BACK AT THE MANSION

Will arrived home in broad day light and proceeded to pick up all his stuff and get his matress out of the pool

Confessional Will: I need to do some damage control quick... Picking up all my shit ain't fun! This isn't a good look for me. I need to get back on the house's good graces.

Kenneth arrived to the house...

"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HOME?" snapped Kenneth

"just me bro... what happened?" wondered Will.

"What up, man... Nah fuck them! After they pushed you out, they jumped me!" explained Kenneth.

"Wow... Whaaaaat?" said Will.

"Yeah, some pussy shit" said Kenneth

Confessional Kenneth: This house wanna all gang up on the new boy? That's aight cuz that makes them punks look weak! I'm not your average replacement America.

Confessional Will: Wow... I am thinking sneaky again *evil grin*... Everyone supposedly jumped Kenneth, so if he is enemy number 1 then all the attention can be off of me, and I can slowly rejoin my crew after appologizing! I AM GENIUS.

"I got your back now, especially against that sneaky white boy" said Kenneth.

"Sure... Sure..." said Will with an evil grin.

Confessional Will: Don't be naive Kenny boy... I am willing to step on anyone's back to not have to deal with what I dealt with last night. Sorry, it's going to be your back.