RWFH 9: New Orleans

[Cali Royalty]

"MUAH!!!" says Will letting go of Kyle's face.
"OH MY... OH MY... WHAT WAS THAT!!!?" snapped Kyle.

Tiara looks from a distance and drops her martini glass...

"Uh... be right back boo" smiles Tiara to a baller as she runs over to Will and Kyle.

Confessional Tiara: Oh no... I knew Will was gay, because I read his ipad, but I didn't expect him to come out LIKE THIS! I need to be here for him, because I know the guys aren't going to take this lightly.

"WOW!" states Aubry.

"WOAH!" states Kyle.

"OH MY GOSH TWIN COME HERE NOW!" snaps Tiara dragging drunken Will to the ladies room.

"HELL NAW! CUZ IS GAY!" snapped King.

"What the fuck dude..." snapped Kenneth.

"I am done with his ass! He coulda been fanatasizin about us and shit! Nah! That don't sit right with me!" snaps King.

"Yeah fuck Will... I don't trust his ass! If he pull that shit on me, Ima chin check him" snapped Kenneth.

Confessional King and Kenneth Together: Will is a faggot and we want NOTHING to do with him. We ain't sharing rooms with him and we ain't even gon acknowledge his ass. He has been deceiving us this entire time.

In the ladies room...

*Shows the outside of a stall and you can hear Will crying*

*In subtitles*

"I knew it boo... I knew it... I still got yo back though" says Tiara...

*Will crying and sniffing*

"It's okay... You were drunk... If you don't want them to know about you, just blame it on the alcohol" explained Tiara.

"It's too late!" cried Will.

"No... Just act like you don't remember shit tomorrow" said Tiara.

"Okay... You know I love you girl?" asked Will.

"I know boo... Ima defend you until the end." said Tiara

*Continuation of Will crying*

THE NEXT DAY...

Confessional Will: So I heard that I made out with Kyle yesterday and honestly it was all a blur... I ain't gay and I need to clear that up.

"What's up ya'll" said Will to Kenneth and King

*cricket cricket crickets are heard as King and Kenneth ignore Will*

"Oh so ya'll ignoring me now?" asked Will...

*ignoring...*

Confessional King and Kenneth: We just feel uncomfortable with Will at the moment and honestly want nothing to do with him...

*Shows Kenneth moving out of Will's room*

*camera switches to Kyle's room*

"Hey dude..." said Will.

"Hi" said Kyle.

"I heard what happened last night" said Will.

"You heard? You mean you don't remember?" asked Kyle.

"Nope" lied Will.

"It was pretty intense and I kind of feel awkward speaking with you right now" said Kyle.

"Okay... I'll give you your space, but I am so sorry" said Will.

"No need to be sorry... I just need some space" said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I don't believe that Will doesn't believe what happened. But I won't hold it against him and throw it in his face, cuz I wanna forget about it too... EW.

*shows Tiara and Will by the pool laying out in the sun*

"So how'd it go?" asked Tiara.

"King and Kenneth are giving me the silent treatment" said Will.

"Wow... They just ditching you?" asked Tiara.

"Yeah and Kenneth moved out my room" said Will sadly.

"Oh no... I need to talk to them!" snapped Tiara hopping up and running into the house.

"YA'LL ARE OUTTA LINE!" snapped Tiara to King and Kenneth.

"Ay get out our room with that and go chill with your gay friend" said King.

"Kyle?" asked Tiara.

"No... Will" shouted Kenneth.

"WILL AIN'T GAY!" lied Tiara.

"Then how do you explain that shit at the club last night!?" snapped a baffled King.

"HE WAS DRUNK!" snapped Tiara

"OH HELL NAW! DON'T BLAME IT ON THE ALCOHOL! I BE DRUNK I AIN'T NEVER GONE DO THAT!" snapped King.

*Will over heard the arguing about him*

"Why is my name being brought up!" snapped Will.

"Ay get your gay friend" laughed King to Tiara.

"I AIN'T GAY!" snapped Will.

"Get outta here" snapped King.

"NO!" snapped Will.

"Nigga you better get out my room now!" snapped King.

"Yous a homo son, you prolly been starring at my dick and shit the entire time! You been lying to me this whole time! I don't respect you" snapped King.

"I AM NOT GAY!!!!" yelled Will as he pushed King.

Confessional Will: I ain't about to sit here and get defamed. I am not gay, I am not gay, I am not gay! I was fucking shit faced drunk! I might get beat up, but I need to prove a point.

"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" snapped King as he clenched his fist.

"WAIT!!!" yelled Tiara jumping in the middle.

"Get your friend! Before he gets his merked!" snapped King.

"Let's go Will" said Tiara grabbing Will and carrying him away.

"I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Will.

"Wow this is pathetic..." laughed Kyle from his room.

"Dude just stay away!' snapped King.

"That dude is nuts" laughed Kenneth.

"Yo Kyle, come in here" said King.

"Sup?" asked Kyle.

"Look, I respect you cuz you were upfront from the beginning. I don't like the gay shit, but at least you weren't all up in my face lying. I just don't feel comfortable with Will because he lied to my face." explained King.

"I understand" said Kyle.

[DAViE]

^Confessional - King

I am not a homophobe America, let me just clarify that. Ya'll seen me at the gay parade, ya'll seen me chillin with Kyle, so when you all see how I am about to treat Will. Do not think this is an act of homophobia. He been proved to be a fraudulant ass nigga.

Will sits outside with Tiara sipping tea and holding back tears. "I just can't believe they don't believe me" he hisses. "I know baby, you're not gay" Tiara says winking obviously.

"Let me talk to them, and please don't interrupt this time!" she commands.

Just as Tiara opens the screen door, King rushes passed her.

"Whatchu think, you just gonna sit there sippin on some tea?" asks King with an evil glint in his eye. Will sits quietly. "Yo Will, I'm TALKING to you." King says growing agitated. "I asked you, are you just gonna SIT THERE, AND SIP ON TEA?" asks King again. "Yes" Will whispers quietly.

^Confessional - Will

King is very heated with me at the moment. But he is failing to realize that I am the victim here! KYLE ATTACKED ME IN A DRUNKEN STATE!

"Imma tell you this once, and nicely for yo punk sensitive ass. Go to your room pack yo shit, and bounce outta here" commands King. "Why?!" Will asks in a shriek. All of the room mates begin to watch.

"KING! What are you saying?" cries Tiara. "I'm saying this fake ass gotta GO!" yells King. "What did he do to you?" asks Tiara. "What did I do to you?!" asks Will in a panic.

"You a lying ass nigga. You tried acting like a white washed nigga but yous in fact just GAY! You been lying on us" chimes in Kenneth. "Oh hell no! I was your only friend replacement!" snaps Will standing up. "SIT DOWN" says King getting in his face. Will sits down. "I thought you was mad at me for sitting" he mumbles.

^Confessional - Aubry

Even though my problems with Will are squashed -flashes back to her beating up will-. I think I'll let Tiara fight his battles... we're just not that close. -shrugs-


"Will we met 9 weeks ago son. In all this time not once have you said you gay. What's that about son? All these times we have had together my nigga.. it's ALL A LIE" says King

^Confessional - Kyle

Although King is aggressive I see he's basically saying he's upset that his bromance with Will was based on lies.


"Yo I swear my nigga! KYLE KISSED ME!" says Will. Kyle's jaw drops. "Dude cut it out" Kyle says rolling his eyes. "Wow Will, you're gay. Shut up and admit it." snaps Aubry rolling her eyes.

"You saw us making out... and you got jealous and stole Kyle away! You're gay! Can we move on? We all knew" says Aubry rolling her eyes. Tiara and Kyle giggle.

"You people! You're making a MOCKERY OUT OF ME!" snaps Will in a deranged state.

^Confessional - Will

These people are attacking my personal identity and at this point. I'm ready to go out swinging. You will not attack me as an individual. I am a person.

Will rushes out of the backyard to his room.

"Yo where you going homie?"King says tauntingly, as the rest of the house follows. Will sits on his laptop.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Will's dumbass really aint getting the picture, you need to go son. Your time here is up!

"Ratatouelle ass nigga, whatchu doing on that laptop?" asks King. "Lookin at some cheeses or some shit? I told yo ass to get the fuck out of here" says King trying not to laugh.

^Confessional - King

Will is pathetic. He's made himself an embarassement on tv. So the niggas gotta live with that. Just.. not in this house anymore.

"Rataouelle is not my name, if you want to talk to me. Please address me as my name." says Will humbly googling cheeses.

"Yo dead ass Will, if my nigga king says he sees a rattoulle he knows it when he sees em" Kenneth chimes in. "Yo for real replacement, you're such a follower!" snaps Will.

Kenneth rushes passed King and jumps on Will punchiing him repeatedly. "Replacement what nigga!" yells Kenneth as Will tumbles over him trying to punch him. "Ok break it up!" yells the producers breaking up Kenneth and Will.

"Yea son fuck with a chi nigga" says Kenneth. King rolls his eyes.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Will your punk ass got fucked up. We can go round 2 if you want. Matter of fact, Imma keep coming for yo ass. cause I don't care if it goes to round, 3 4, 5 6,7,8 9 or mother fucking 10. your ass will be out of this house.

"I'm fine! I'm fine! I'm just going to sit here.. and GOOGLE CHEESES! DEUCES!" says Will trying to maintain composure. "I don't care if a replacement swung! He's still a REPLACEMENT! NEVER GOING TO BE AN ORIGINAL!" taunts Will. "Yo dead ass nigga, you want a round 2?" says Kenneth charging back into the room from the hallway.

King begins grabbing Will's stuff. "Son let me hell you out with this" says King. "Actually, I like this watch.." comments Will. "Get your hands off my gucci!" snaps Will. "Guess what? It's MINE"laughs Will.

^Confessional - Tiara

Twin is one of US! #teamblack. I need to make King and Kenneth remember that.

"Guys stop! Why are you doing this! He's one of us!" says Tiara in a desperate plea. "Listen Tiara, you aint a nigga, you a nigga's bitch. Remember that. stop making nigga decisions, you simple bitch" snaps King. Tiara is silenced.

Aubry and Kyle go about minding their business.

"Anything you break you're paying for" snaps Will. "Let me tell you something nigga, I HAVE money. not PRETEND money, like you" snaps Kenneth destroying Will's new raybans.

^Confessional - Will

Honestly. I'm trying to keep it together but these people are demeaning me on a whole new level.

"Please stop!" says Will. "I aint gonna let a replacement punk me out" says Will getting in Kenneth's face. "Nigga I'm punking you out. Do something to me!" says King, as he and Kenneth get in Will's face.

"Do something." says King eyeing Will. "Do somethan" says Kenneth.

^Confessional - King

I am going to push Will to his limits. I don't care if he does stay. I want him to man up and handle ME. He's afraid of me or in love with me.

"I aint gonna do nothing to you King!" says Will begining to cry. "You want me to leave that badly?" he asks. "Get the fuck out" says King sternly. Will wipes his tears. "Fine... I'll go" he says humbly. "TWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cries out Tiara.

Will begins to pack his bags. King leaves the room. "Dead ass tho son, if you wanna leave with a bang you know where the fuck to find me. Punk ass bitch. Aint man enough, lil faggot. Get some dental floss and HANG YO SELF" snaps Kenneth.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Will is a lying ass down low nigga. Cant dress, cant hang, cant swing. How you gonna call me out for being a replacement when I'm everything you ever wanted to be? I'm funky phresh -dusts off shoulder-

^Confessional - Will

I have decided to leave this house with the little dignity that I have left. Because I know the truth, and that's all that matters.

Will hugs and kisses Tiara good bye. "Twin.. you was my rock, hold it down here". "Twin, I love you!" tiara says sadly.

Will goes to say good bye to Kyle and Aubry.

"I just wanna inform ya'll. I'm leaving this house" says Will holding back tears. "Oh wow are you sure you wanna do that? There's only a few days left dude. Stick it out" says Kyle. Aubry looks at Kyle with shock. "Well, it was nice knowing you Will!" says Aubry sipping on her margarita.

"I am positive, Kyle.. there's nothing left for me here~" he says woefully. "If you need a friend to be there and help you come to terms with your sexuality.. I'll be there for you" says Kyle warmly. "I'm not fucking gay faggot. Omg, GOOD BYE" says Will swinging his hips out the door.

^Confessional - Will

I came I saw on concured. I don't care what anybody thinks of me.

END EPISODE

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[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 10 THE FINALE

The day before the last

Confessional Tiara: So my twin is gone and I am devastated. But I guess it's safe to say that Will... Will is gay. I know he'll be mad at me for confirming it, but Will if you are watching then I want you to know... You need to accept yourself!

"Can you believe that tomorrow is move out day?" Aubry asked Kyle.

"No... I can't, but I am excited to go back home and fix things with my man!" said Kyle.

"Did you expect to still be here?" asked Aubry.

"Honestly yes, it wasn't my intention to get sent home. I am surprised that my two early friends are gone [Troyce and Izzy], but I am ecstatic that I stayed cool,calm, and collected and remained here." Kyle responded.

On the other hand

"You know dude... I wasn't expecting to make it to the end" said King.

"Don't speak too soon" joked Kenneth.

"Haha look brotha! It's the day before the last, and I ain't going home today. I mine as well wait till move out day tomorrow." said King.

"I know, I'm just messing with you... Besides if you would get sent home before tomorrow, who would it be over? We sure ain't gone fight, and I know you ain't gone hit a woman... Including Kyle" said Kenneth.

"Yeah, who would have known!? The OGIC would get signed to a label and complete the Real World experience." smiled King.

"Cheers to that brother!" said Kenneth.

Later that night

Confessional Tiara: This house is too quiet and boring I kinda wanna have a liquor party tonight and invite some ballers that I met over my span of being here, over to the mansion!

"PARTY TONIGHT!!!" yelled Tiara

"Nah... Nah... Go out or something because a nigga got a migrane!" said King.

Confessional King: For some reason... I got this headache that is out of this world! I feel like I'm dying. DAMN!

"Awww King don't be a party pooper" whined Tiara.

DING DONG....

"THEY'RE HERE!!!" yelled Tiara.

"Didn't I say take that shit outside the mansion! My head is POUNDING!" snapped King.

"It's all right bro, I'll take you out to get some peace and quiet, let's have some bro time... Maybe go chill in the blood bath studio and get some peace and quiet?" suggested Kenneth.

"Yeah, anything to get out of this house." said King.

"Okay, let me just shower and get fresh. Relax for now bro. Hang in there. I won't be long... Take an aspirin or something." said Kenneth heading to the bathroom.

All the ballers showed up


Tiara was filled with joy.

"YAY ME!!!" yelled Tiara as she put on a pair of roller skates and rolled through the house.



The mansion party was in full effect. Bottles were popping, music was blasting, and hoes was shaking.

"Wow you know how to plan an event Tiara!" laughed Aubry.

"I know girl, now let me teach you how to pull a baller!" snapped Tiara as she flipped her weave and skated to a shirtless baller.

"Hey daddy" said Tiara.

On the other hand...

Kyle was in the phone booth with his boy friend

"Babe... what's that noise?" asked Tracy.

"Sorry, it's the loud music... Tiara is throwing a house party for her ghetto baller friends..." said Kyle.

"Well, I thought about it... I forgive you because I cheated on you too" said Tracy.

"Wait huh?" snapped Kyle.

"Yeah babe, I feel so much better now! You cheated on me and I cheated on you, so let's just start fresh!" said Tracy.

"I need to think" said Kyle slamming the phone...

On the other hand

"KENNETH WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DUDE!!!?' snapped an irate King.

Confessional King: I told this motherfucker that my head is killing me and he still ain't came to get me up out my room and take me to the studio. Kenneth isn't being a good friend right now.

Kenneth on the other hand was already all dressed but being distracted by two hoes.

"So... Lacey and Kendall right?" asked Kenneth.

"Yes sexy" said the ladies in unison.




Confessional Kenneth: On my way back upstairs to get my boy King, I was stopped by two sexy ladies! I am thinking with my dick right now...

"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" yelled a drunken Aubry running through out the house naked.

"GO WHITE GIRL!!!" chanted the party animals...

"DUDE SHUT UP!!!" yelled King to himself in his room... "I can't take this noise!!!!" cried King to himself.

Confessional King: It's the last night and I shouldn't be feeling like shit! I am going to take matters into my own hands and drive myself to a hotel for the night. Fuck Kenneth! Ima remember what he did!

King stormed down stairs in the middle of the party and pushed everyone aside.

"Dude... I'm sorry, but look at these fine bitches" said Kenneth as King passed him.

"FUCK YOU!" snapped King.

"BITCHES!!!?" snapped Lacey and Kendall.

"No... No... I mean..." said Kenneth as the two girls rolled their eyes and stormed away.

"Damn..." said Kenneth.

King exited the door.

"WAIT! KING!" yelled Kenneth.

"Don't follow me nigga" snapped King.

"Why fuck me though? Don't act like that King!" said Kenneth.

"Cuz you knew I had a migrane and instead you're down here with some hoochies!" snapped King

"Stop acting like a little fag nigga, you can't handle a little head ache?" snapped Kenneth.

"LITTLE HEAD ACHE! NIGGA I OUGHTA PUNCH YO ASS IN THE FACE!" snapped King.

"DO IT THEN NIGGA! HIT ME! COCK BLOCKING ASS BITCH!" snapped Kenneth.

The party was so loud that no one heard King and Kenneth arguing from the inside of the house... Tiara was making out with a baller, Aubry was wasted, and Kyle was upstairs in his room thinking...

Confessional Kyle: So I step out on my room's balcony to get some air and I see King and Kenneth outside by the Real World Jeeps in each other faces... About an inch apart.

"DO SOMETHING!" snaps Kenneth.

King clenches his fist.

Confessional humble Kyle: I gotta go out there and stop this...

Kyle runs down the stairs and pushed through everyone including chicken heads and pimps.


TO BE CONTINUED.

[DAViE]

Kyle rushes outside. "I SAID DO SOMETHING!" yells an drunken Kenneth. "No no on no no guys come on!" says Kyle scurring between them. King looks at Kyle cross eyed. "Nigga why you getting involved in our shit?" asks King.

^Confessional - Kyle

King and Kenneth who are best friends are about to fight right now. The only thing I can think of is to stop them before someone goes home right before the last night. I'm trying to be the good guy here.

"Dude, calm down. Calm down. What's the matter?" asks Kyle. "I'm MAD because this nigga said we gonna leave go from this place because of my HEAD ACHE. and you know what!? he busy talking to some females instead." bitches King.

"Seriously...? it's not that serious dude" says Kyle rolling his eyes. "You know what.. he's right man" says Kenneth drunkenly. "You know what man? Fuck leaving this is OUR HOUSE. Why we gonna let these random groupie niggas chase us out?" asks Kenneth.

^Confessional - Kenneth

I almost had to beat King's ass over this dumbass party. Then I think, why we leaving our own house? These random niggas gotta bounce.

"You know what, these niggas got a nigga out here twisted. Lets get these dumbasses out of here." says King, running into the house. Kyle lets out a sigh of disappointment.

^Confessional - King

Something my room mates should know by now is that it's my way or the fucking highway. This party Tiara is throwing is preventing my sleep. So now it's over. I don't give a fuck if I look like an asshole. I AM the OGIC.

"Yoooooooo Tiara get these niggas out of this mother fucking house, right NOW" commands King. "ALL OF YA'LL WHO DON'T LIVE HERE. NEED TO GO" screams Kenneth. Aubry lays passed out on the pool table, while a drunken Tiara strolls over to her angry black room mates. "guys what the problem? Like, we're just having fun!" says Tiara.

"No T, I was SLEEP, I need SLEEP. My head is pounding me yo." complains King. "I'm sorry King.. but I have people over" says Tiara blinking absently.

Kyle stands beside King and Kenneth as they both get more and more aggressive. "I don't give no types of fuck T. When King is sleep king is an ANGRY NIGGA. Get them out this house nowwwwwwwwwwwwww!" snarls King.

"Yo what's that nigga's problem?" snarks a random Tiara groupie. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME?" yells King chucking a random plant pot at the stranger. "Woah dude relax!" says Kyle. As Kenneth joins in. "NIGGA THIS IS OUR HOUSE" yells Kenneth.

^Confessional - Kyle

King and Kenneth are right now on some wannabe alpha male bullshit. They're acting like maniacs.

^Confessional - Kenneth

These random niggas in our house aint stay here longer then I allow them to. Me and King say go, you go.

"And you missed! Bitch!" taunts the stranger. "DON'T CALL ME A BITCH" screams King. He charges at the random guy. "LEAVE EDDY ALONE!" cries Tiara

^Confessional - Tiara

King is losing his cool because he has a headache? Like, honestly.. you're really out of control.

"Whatchu gonna do punk ass?" ask king getting in the stranger's face. "Nooooooo King... enough!" pleads Tiara, grabbing King's arm. "What do you think your hard bro?" says Tiara's groupie. King instantly decks the guy right in the jaw.

"KING!" snaps Tiara. "I told ya'll I want everyone out of here!" commands King. The party begins dispersing, as the guests leave staring at an irate King. "Dude you didn't need to handle yourself like that" lectures Kyle. "DEAD ASS KYLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP" warns King.

^Confessional - King

Kyle you need to shut your mother fucking mouth. You been quiet since day one, so I advise you to shut the fuck up before I break every tooth you got.

"You're on some other shit" says Kyle leaving them alone. "Good night, I'm done with drama for the night" says Kyle.

^Confessional - Kyle

So tomorrow we're moving out, and going back home. The way King is acting right now. I already know he's looking for any bit of trouble he can find. So I'm going right to sleep.

"You ruined my party!" pouts Tiara. "Yeah well, you ruined my sleep" remarks King. "Are ya'll just gonna leave this white girl passed out?" asks Kenneth pointing to a k.o'd Aubry

Suddenly the door bell rings.

King rushes to the door angrily. "I THOUGHT I TOLD YA'LL TO GET THE FUCK OUT" he screams.

^Confessional - King

At this point. I'm at my most aggitated. I fought a random punk in my own house, and now more people are trying to come over here and party? Ya'll can't be serious.

"Sir. I'm going to have to ask you to calm down" says the officer in uniform.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Oh shit. The cops are here, what the fuck for?

Kenneth and Tiara strut outside as well. "Officer, what's the problem?" asks a drunken Kenneth. "Yeahh like, what's the problem?" asks Tiara who's wobbling. "Have ya'll been drinking tonight?" asks the cop. "Of course, we had a party." giggles Tiara.

"Well, we got a noise complaint. Neighbors say they hear nothing but screams, and what sounds like things breaking. Is everything alright in there? -raises eyebrow- is SHE -points to aubry- all right?" asks the cop.

"Everything here is fine officer." says King sternly. The cop looks at King uneasily. "You been to jail before son?" asks the cop staring right into King's eyes. "Yea I been" King says. "Are you black son?" asks the cop. "Yes sir." says King. "You trying to go back jail negro?" teases the cop. King's eyes widen. "No sir."

"Well, good. you guys keep it down tonight. Don't make me have to come back here. I'll let ya'll go with a warning since the party is over, so I expect no more ruckus." says the cop, as he leaves.

^Confessional - Tiara

Wow so the cops are called, but lucky King is a scary black man, and the cop left. So like, I think we're good.

Kenneth and King go back into the house. "That's enough my nigga, I'm going to bed" says King as he goes to his room. "Good night boys" says Tiara swishing her hips to her room.

Kenneth walks passed the phone booth and notices Kyle's in there.

^Confessional - Kyle

So I couldn't go to sleep. I'm calling Tracy because I want to talk to him before I head back to Philly, I need to see where it is we stand.

^Confessional - Kenneth

So I walk to the phone booth, and notice Kyle's chillen on the phone. Pause, just a half hour ago you said you was going to bed. What are you doing up? Why didn't you come see what was going on with the cops? That is. unless you called them.

Kenneth glares evilly at Kyle. "You done with the phone?" asks Kenneth. "One sec.... oh damn voicemail again. Yeah it's yours" says Kyle finally going to bed.

Kenneth sits in the chair and drunkenly thinks.

-flashes back to Kenneth's entrance in the house-

-flashes back to arguement with Kyle-

^Confessional - Kenneth

So I'm thinking to myself, this nigga definitely tried to get King arrested. This dude is mad shady. I got plans for you kid, you aint sleeping good tonight.

Kenneth rushes to King's room. "yo yoyo" says Kenneth whispering. He notices King's not awake. "Oh good, you aint sleep. Listen yo, KYLE called the cops on us" Kenneth warns King. "Yo you dead ass right now?" asks King. "Yea yo!" confirms Kenneth. "He did it, trust me. Now listen. I was thinking we give him a BIG BANG. I'm going home tonight." warns Kenneth. "Hahahaha, whatchu gonna do?" asks King. "That nigga gave me a warm welcome, imma show him a warm exit" says Kenneth leaving the room with King behind him.

^Confessional - King

Unlike Kenneth, I am sober right now. I don't believe Kyle called the cops on me, why would he? But I am going to back up Kenneth anyway bc, at least he has had my back for the most part.


^Confessional - Kyle

So I'm now asleep, my lights are off, I'm thinking my night is over. When suddenly...

"knock knock, oh excuse me. I'll let myself in~" says Kenneth grinning. "Kyle wake up" he commands. "Dude... wha tthe fuck I'm trying to sleep" says Kyle with one eye open. "Wake up. It's time to wake up" says Kenneth.

"What's going on?" asks Kyle. "Well.. since it's moving day, I was thinking of helping you do just that.. MOVE" says Kenneth smiling evily with a black garbage bag in hand.

^Confessional - Kennth

Kyle you in for a rude awakening son, you about to see chi town in the building.

"Are you fucking with me? What is it you're doing right now?" asks Kyle. King stands outside the door laughing, as Kenneth begins grabbing Kyle's stuff. "Dude don't touch my stuff please" asks kyle nicely.

"Or what? Is humble old kyle gonna flex for the folks?" taunts Kenneth. "you aint gonna punk ME out replacement" Kyle snaps, snatching the garbage bag from Kenneth.

^Confessional - Kyle

I don't know what's going on, but it's clear they're going to try and pull some Izzy and Will bullshit on me. At this point, I'm not going to let Kenneth and King bully me.

"AGAIN WITH THIS REPLACEMENT BULLSHIT?" says Kenneth as he charges at Kyle. "What the hell!?" yells Kyle as he and Kenneth wrestle onto the floor.

"GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME" screams Kyle, as he punches Kenneth in the back of the head. kenneth stays tangled up as he calls for help "Yo my nigga help me!" he says, as King JUMPS kyle.

"NOW WHAT NIGGA?!" yells King as he attacks Kyle from behind. Producers rush to break them up.

"I WAS ASLEEP WHAT THE FUCK MAN, THEY JUMPED ME, I DONT GIVE A FUCK" yells Kyle. "YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT" taunts Kenneth ."Fuck your mom bitch!" yells Kyle spitting at Kenneth.

King raises an eye brow.

King and Kenneth go upstairs, as Kyle now crying tries to call his boyfriend for support.

^Confessional - Kyle

Right now, I don't know what to think. I was attacked blindly, and all I can think of is calling someone who I know cares about me and seeking guidance!

*ring ring ring*

"We're sorry..." says the operator.

"noooooooooooooooo!" cries Kyle. Kyle calls another number, and a familiar voice answers.

"Hello?"
"TROYCE" yells Kyle into the phone in an emotional panic.
"Kyle!? Is that you? What's wrong? It's 3 in the morning over by you" asks Troyce.
"TROYCE -sobs- they jumped me. KENNETH AND KING JUMPED ME" cries Kyle into the phone.
"Oh my god, did they beat you? Why are you crying?! SWING ON THEM!!" yells Troyce.

^Confessional - Kenneth

I can hear pathetic ass Kyle screaming downstairs and crying. How's it feel to get punked out by a replacement? You punk ass bitch. I'll give you another farewell beating.

"I'M NOT CRYING BECAUSE I'M SAD TROYCE, I'M CRYING BECAUSE I'M ANGRY. AND WHEN I'M ANGRY, I DO ANGRY SHIT!!" screams Kyle.
"FUCK THEM UP BABY, FUCK THEM UP!" screams Troyce.

"YOU THINK YOU WON? I'LL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU PRICK" screams Kyle

Kenneth comes down the stairs. "WHAT YOU WANT MORE?" screams Kyle as he slams the phone down and charges at Kenneth...

"Hello?! Kyle? SWING ON THEM BABY, SWING ON THEM, MAKE THEM NIGGAS BLEED!!!" cries Troyce on the other end of the phone

[Cali Royalty]

Kyle charged Kenneth landing a punch right on Kenneth's eye....

*POW*

"OUCH!!!" yelled Kenneth.

"GET OFF OF HIM!" yelled King yanking Kyle back.

"STOP YA'LL!!!" yelled Tiara from a distance.

The producers ran in and separated everyone.

"MOTHERFUCKER WANNA HIT ME IN THE EYE DUDE!!!? FUCKIN BITCH!!!" snapped Kenneth trying to get loose from the producers.

"Kenny dude calm down" said King taking him upstairs to the bathroom.

"LOOK AT MY EYE!!!" yelled Kenneth as he noticed his black eye in the mirror.

"Oh shit dude... Your eye..." said King.

"I can't look like this on camera... I can't! Ima look like a fucking punk" whispered Kenneth trying to be secretive.

"There ain't no hiding that" said King.

"Ima quit... I gotta go... I'm not about to look like this on national television if I can't hit him back" whispered Kenneth.

"Dude... Don't quit it's the last day" said King.

"I'm not going to look like a pussy on tv... If anyone asks just say I was sent home for hitting Kyle first. I can't go on camera with a puffy eye" explained Kenneth.

Kenneth exited the restroom with his head down, hiding his eye.

Confessional Kenneth: So I am going home for attacking Kyle *lies* I don't give a fuck though! I ran this shit! *obvious makeup on his eye*

"PEACE OUT BITCH!" yelled Kenneth as he left the mansion.

King gave Kenneth a bro hug and returned in the house.

"I didn't hear the phone ring... When did the producers give Kenneth the call?" wondered Tiara.

"Um... They did... He went home for hitting Kyle first" lied King.

"Damn... Only one more day left." said Tiara dropping her head.

Kyle on the other hand was in his room breathing heavily.

"Are you okay???" asked a drunken Aubry.

"LET ME BE!" snapped Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I am so disappointed in myself! I allowed myself to be taken out of my element once again! I lost my cool again! This environment is just too toxic.

"What the FUCK was that about?" Kyle asked King as he walked back downstairs.

"Just having the homies back" stated King.

"After I JUST HAD YOUR BACK! I BROKE UP YOUR FIGHT SO YOU WOULDN'T GO HOME!" snapped Kyle.

"Look... chill... I still got this booming ass head ache and I don't want to hear your yapping" snapped King.

"Fuck your head ache King." snapped Kyle.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY!?" snapped King.

"No no no... Not tonight!" yelled Tiara as she rolled into the kitchen.

"We only got one more day and I am not going to let someone else go home prematurely. We are all originals. Let's make it until the end. Please?" asked Tiara.

"All right..." said Kyle.

"What ever" shrugged King as he drank out of the cranberry juice bottle.

"Can we be cordial... Until move out day?" asked Kyle to King.

"Look dude... I ain't even mad" said King.

Kyle took a deep sigh and walked away.

Confessional Kyle: King is bi-polar. He attacks me and then acts like everything is cool once her buddy go's home. Tiara's right. I need to calm my nerves and make it until the end. Ima take a relaxing bath.

*Kyle went upstairs to take a bath*

THE NEXT DAY

"OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE LAST DAY!!!" yelled Tiara waking everyone up and jumping on beds.

"Tiara get off my bed..." said a half awake King.

"WAKE UP!!! I PLANNED A LAST DAY BRUNCH!" yelled Tiara.

"ugh..." said King rolling back over to sleep.

"WAKE UP! EVERYONE WE ARE GOING TO BRUNCH IN A COUPLE OF HOURS BEFORE WE MOVE OUT TONIGHT!" yelled Tiara strolling through the house.

Confessional Aubry: So I wake up because Tiara is yelling that she planned the last supper for us... The girl is yelling like a maniac! Like, I have the worst hang over though. & Where is Kenneth?

One the other hand...

Kyle is on the phone talking to Tracy.

"So yeah I thought about it, and I figured that since we both cheated... We should remain friends. Our relationship is just already contaminated." explained Kyle.

*CLICK*

"Tracy? Tracy?" asked Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: After last night's shannanigans, I called my ex and let him know I wanted to go forward without him and be friends. He didn't receive it well.

Aubry entered the phone room with Kyle and sat on his lap.

"Are you okay?" asked Aubry.

"A little bit..." said Kyle.

"Where's Kenneth?" asked Aubry.

"Long gone... He attacked me and got sent home" said Kyle.

"Fuck! What did I miss" pouted Aubry.

"A lot." said Kyle.

" I would have had your back" said Aubry.

"Yeah?" asked Kyle.

"Definitely..." said Aubry looking into Kyle's eyes.

"Aubry... Come to my room" said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I want to get over Tracy. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Aubry and Kyle entered a room and locked the door.

Meanwhile

Confessional Tiara: This house is BORING... King is still sleeping and Aubry and Kyle are no where in sight. I am trying to enjoy this last day with my roomies and no one is budging. Everyone is pretty distant. It's the LAST DAY! I want to live it up. *drops head*

King finally wakes up and go's outside for his last morning work out.

"So what time was brunch again?" asked King to Tiara.

"11:30 am... and It is now 9:14..." said Tiara.

"I'll be ready. Look, I think that it's such a nice gesture that you did by planning our last meal... But let's be real. We are not no family. I ain't going" said King.

"Whoa! Suit yourself" snapped Tiara as she flipped her weave and walked away.

Confessional King: I am feeling out of my element. No one in this house is on my level.

A little later on


Aubry and Kyle finished up.

Confessional Kyle: I gave it to Aubry and now she is asleep... I walk out of my room and I see Tiara crying.

"What's wrong?" Kyle asked Tiara.

"It's the last day in the house, and I feel like... Nobody has my back" explained Tiara.

"Why?" asked Kyle.

"I am just sooooo enthusiastic and no one else seems in the mood. I plan a last family brunch and no one seems to be grateful. Especially King. Idk what has gotten into him." cried Tiara.

"I'm definitely coming to the brunch. Don't feel down." said Kyle hugging Tiara.

Confessional Kyle: King made Tiara cry... If he wants to be a sour puss then he can just take his ass home.


"Don't worry! I am excited to spend this last day with you and Aubry! We are going to have a good time. How about we hit the club one last time after brunch?" said Kyle consoling Tiara.

"Yeah!" said Tiara.

"Good good..." said Kyle.

[DAViE]

King sits outside smoking a cigarette, as Kyle approaches him.

"Yo can I talk to you for a quick second?" offers Kyle. "What's up man? Ready to say good bye?" asks King. "Look, I just want to clarify something King. You've gotten away with attacking me out of no where on numerous occasions, and here I am coming to you as and adult, and a room mate to move PAST everything." explains Kyle.

King flicks his ciggeratte and shakes Kyle's hand. "My bad man, niggas get caught up in the moment" apologizes King.

^Confessional - King

I do not regret my actions, what's done is done. I jumped Kyle because homie deserved to get jumped, end of discussion. Was it wrong? Yea, but it is what it is.


"Look, me and the girls are about to get brunch and then head to the airport are you coming?" offers Kyle. "Yea I'm with it."

-Brunch at Loui's-

^Confessional - Kyle

It's our final time together and I wanted to make sure everything was good between all of the room mates. King and I will defintely never be friends ever. But I respect the guy for turning me into a hardass.

The room mates sit laugh and talk about times in the house.

"Honestly barbie when you attacked Will back in Jamaica I was DYING!!!" jokes Tiara.

^Confessional - Tiara

It's nice to get out with my roomies one last time, our planes are about to arrive soon. I'm going to miss my blondie, we are the bombshell bitches. Sorry Troyce, we won~ -shakes titties-

"Yeah girl we definitely fucked up Troyce too" giggles Aubry. Kyle side eyes them. Aubry blushes

^Confessional - Kyle

Somehow from the condition I remember Aubry and Tiara coming back form Jamaica in, I really doubt they fucked up Troyce hahaha

The conversation is interrupted as a limo driver approaches

"Excuse me, is there a Aubry here?" asks the driver.

"Awww NOO!!" cries Tiara, instantly bursting into tears, as she grasps Aubry. "There there baby you have my number, email, p.o box, and everything you could ever need to reach me." says Aubry moving past Tiara, as she dramatically walks up to Kyle.

"Kyle I'll miss you.." she whispers in his ear as she hugs him.
"Uhh I'll miss you" he says awkwardly. Aubry ignores King, gets into her limo and leaves.

^Confessional -Aubry

My time in the house was a total emotional roller coaster. I made a best friend and as for Kyle I hope something comes out of it. I was there for him during so much and he was there for me too, so I really believe something is there.


"Are you good?" asks King mocking Tiara fixing her messed up make up. "I'm good boo, I cry easy" she says back.

^Confessional - King

Tiara to me is just another groupie of mine, there was no substance to her. I can honestly do better.

^Confessional - Tiara

My relationship with King is... I think he's a wannabe thug.. and honestly, he can suck my right nut.

A limo arrives.

"Tiara please."

"Oh thats me!" says Tiara hopping out of her seat. She gives both boys a kiss on the cheek. "MUAH XOXO" bye boysss, play nice<33" she says getting into her limo and exiting.

^Confessional - Tiara

I felt like this was like an experience that wasnt exactly like I signed up for. I really don't understand why I Put up with it....? Oh wait that's right. Because I'm the B-A-D-D-E-S-T BITCH. <3 HOUSTON<333

King and Kyle await their limos.

"So, my name's Kyle." he jokes. "Yo I get it bruh, I lived with you and I aint know shit about you." snaps King. "So why not?" asks Kyle. "It aint a question of why or why not. We just don't click." he explains.

"Gotcha."

An awakward silence for 5 minutes.

A limo for Kyle.

"Good bye King"
"Peace dawg"

Kyle exits

^Confessional - Kyle

I came into this show with what I thought I wanted in a relationship and over the course of my time here, I am too humble for my own good sometimes. I learned it's good to get angry once in a while, but overall this experience made me a better person and uhh hopefully my room mate keep in touch.

King sits leaning back in his chair with gucci shades on sipping a corona.

"I ran this shit" he says aloud.
"best for last"

^Confessional - King

Lets be real here. I ran this house. Aint nobody fuck with me, and nobody can. I am real world new Orleans. And About to be the next top rapper OGIC OUT.

- shows king entering limo-


-camera zoom out-

THE END

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[Cali Royalty]

Beautiful. I have not read this in a while but reading the last two posts, I felt like it was just yesterday.