RWFH 9: New Orleans

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Kenneth

I didn't even move in yet and I got jumped some how. It's all good tho, because they may have one a single battle. But this war aint over.

Kenneth finally brings his luggage inside the mansion. "What room am I in anyway?" Kenneth asks Will. "Down the hall to the left. You're with the one black girl."

Kenneth begins unpacking his things in his now shared room with Tiara. "You should really hide your things in case they do what they did to me to you" warns Will.

^Confessional - Will

I'm giving Kenneth a warning because.. his time is coming. Imma call it now.

"I aint afraid of any of them. How you gonna just jump somebody you don't even know? You call that shit swag? You call yourselves bad? Nigga I fight my battles solo. Aint nothing respectable about ANY of them" Kenneth rants. Will is surprised.

^Confessional - Will

Kenneth really aint scared of them. But I am. I aint tryina get jumped by them 3.

"But it's them 5 against us two. We'll be good if we stick together" says Kenneth. Will's heart fills with guilt.

^Confessional - Kenneth

I'm not this dramatical type of person. I came in her wanting to have fun and these people acting mad hood on me for no reason.

Kenneth helps Will collect his items back into the house

-few hours later-

The other five room mates return to the house.

"Are the lames home?" asks Troyce with an evil smirk. "Are you punk asses here?!" she yells through the house. Tiara gives Troyce a dirty look.

-in Kenneth and Tiara's room-

"They're here!" whispers Will. "Heh, looks like they're out for our blood" says Kenneth. "Don't go out there. Troyce is mad ghetto!" warns Will.

^Confessional - Kenneth

As much as I want to go out there and fight the room mates who jumped me. Imma just chill and do me.

"Nigga fuck that. We don't need to chill with them. You want me to show you a good time? We can do that." says kenneth. "Uhh.. wait till my twin come up in here." says Will. "Twin? You got a twin on here?" he asks. "Not my real twin, my creole twin.. it's a thing we have" says will. "Righhtt.." says kenneth looking at him weird.

^Confessional - Will

At this point I've realized me talking to King aint gonna change shit. The more I chill with Kenneth anyway, I'm starting to see he's more on my level. Hopefully twin can see that too.


-meanwhile-

^Confessional - Kyle

It's been a few days since I've called my boyfriend. He's going to be so disappointed in me..

*ringing*

"Hey.. why haven't you called?" asks Tracy. "Babe.. I fucked up" Kyle says looking down. "What happened?" Tracy demands. "I fucked Aubry."

Silence on the other end.

"Please say something" Kyle pleads. "I don't even remember it I swear. I was drinking alot with Troyce for Aubry's birthday and I blacked out. I have been avoiding her. That's how serious I am."

"I need to think.. call me later" says Tracy hanging up. Kyle breaks down and begins to cry.

^Confessional - Kyle

This experience is making me into a bad person. I came in here a stand up guy. Here I am 6 weeks later and I'm cheating on my boyfriend and jumping people. What have I become? I'm more then disappointed in my actions lately.

Aubry noticed Kyle in the phone booth. "Hey.. are you ok?" asks Aubry.

^Confessional - Aubry

Kyle looks a mess. I just wanna be there for him. He looks like a sad puppy.

"I'm alright. Just please leave me alone right now." he asks her. "Well.. me, Troyce and King are going in the hot tub if you wanna join." she says skipping away.

Tiara enters her room and is shocked by seeing Will and kenneth.

"Oh! Twin!" says Will with relief.

^Confessional - Tiara

I know I aint supposed to talk to Will. But right now, Will looks a mess! I can't not be there for him.

"Twinn!! I'm sorry!" Tiara says truthfully. The twins hug. "I'm sorry.. I never got your name. I'm Tiara." she says. "It's Kenneth" he says giving a dashing smile.

Tiara's heart flutters.

^Confessional - Tiara

Okay.. okay! I see you Kenneth. From the way he dresses he looks like he has money. I'm going to give him a shot. I'm not gonna just gang mentality hate someone.. like I'm not a bully.

"Anyway Twin.. we wanna steal the limo and go out for the night. Please tell me you're down!" pleads Will. "Oh... I don't know." says Tiara. "Come on. It's my first real night. Lets enjoy ourselves." offers Kenneth. "Ok fineee" she agrees.

-meanwhile in the hot tub-

Troyce, King and Aubry sit in the hot tub.

"Will and that other nigga so scared to come out. It's all good though. We gone move em out again if we have to!" says King. "Ahahahah you damn right" agrees Troyce.

^Confessional - Troyce

Right now it's me and King against the world. If you're not with us you're against us.. that's it.

"I mean, Will's an asshole. But did that replacement really deserve that..?" she asks. "Shut up blondie. Since when do you speak up?" snaps Troyce.
"Ohh.. wow.." says Aubry under her breath.

Kyle comes to join in on the hot tub sesh.

"So we're going to move Will and the replacement's stuff out if they come back in here acting a mess." says Troyce. "You down?" she asks Kyle.

"Honestly... no" he says. Troyce gives Kyle a disapproving look.

^Confessional - King

What is this shit son. Both them niggas done start mess with you and you gone let them do what they want? Pssh Kyle's a punk ass.

"How you gonna say no when you done helped us jump his ass!?" snaps Troyce. "What is it, you gonna apologize to him next?" she asks. "Actually. Yeah I am!" Kyle snaps back. "You are a D-U-M-B-A-S-S" says Troyce rolling her eyes.

^Confessional - Troyce

Here I am thinking Kyle's balls finally dropped or something because he stood up to the replacement. But now he's backing out and turning to a bitch.

"Whatever Troyce.. we're not the same." Kyle says rolling his eyes. Getting out the hot tub.

"Yeah you can get it too boo!" she yells drinking her beer. King simply laughs.

-Meanwhile-

"Quick! Go gogo, none of them in the lobby" whispers Kenneth. As he, will and Tiara rush to the limo.

^Confessional - Tiara

So I'm sneaking out with Kenneth and Twin. Because I'm honestly emotionally and mentally drained from hanging out with the other room mates. I just wish Aubry was here too.


In the limo ride team swag pops champagne bottles, and dances to biggie smalls.

-back at the house-

Troyce and King are now hooking up in the hot tub, in front of Aubry. "Umm.. I'm gonna go." says Aubry. "Why don't you join us?" asks Troyce.

"I'm good..............." says aubry

^Confessional - Aubry

Troyce hooking up with King.. I know she hates Tiara but like, that's breaking girl code all the way. Then asking me to join?! I'm a classy girl. Troyce is really showing she's like... total trash.


Aubry goes to gossip to Kyle.

"So your girl is in there hooking up with King" Aubry snitches. "Wow,.... *sigh* She's really something else now huh"

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm starting to see that Troyce is not the same girl I thought she was. At first she seemed anti drama and just wanting to have fun. But she's turned into a freaking bitch dude! She's also influencing me to act like a total douche. My plan is to keep my distance until she calms this behavior down.


"Yeah like I don't know what to do because I'm friends with Troyce but I'm like better friends with Tiara. I think I should tell Tiara King is playing her. But I don't want the girls to fight again." Aubry confesses. "I think you should definitely not tell her tonight. It'll cause a huge uproar." warns Kyle.

^Confessional - Aubry

I need to let Tiara know King is cheating on her with Troyce. It's the only fair thing to do. But I'm gonna take Kyle's advice because.. there's wayy too much tension in the air for that.


-A few hours later-

Tiara, Will and Kenneth return from the club, surprisingly everyone is asleep

"Oh my god I'm soo hungry" says Tiara, as she makes a sandwich for herself. Kenneth returns to his room and changes into pjs.

Kyle walks into the room.

^Confessional - Kenneth

I'm drunk as fuck. This white kid comes in. Is he trying to pop again bc I aint about to have none of that.

"You tryina fight son? That why you in here!?!" snaps Kenneth. "No dude! I swear. Look I want you to know how sorry I am for jumping you." says Kyle.

Kenneth looks at him perplexed. "Get the fuck out of my room yo fucking punk ass." commands Kenneth spitting at Kyle.

Kyle leaves the room.

^Confessional - Kyle

He spit on me. But really.. I'll take it for now. I did jump the guy. But I'm going to try and make peace with the guy. I'm not going to be struck witha guilty conscience forever.

[Cali Royalty]

The next day

Kyle wakes Troyce up...

"Whuh?" answered Troyce.

"We need to speak" said Kyle.

"Gimme 15" answered Troyce.

"Okay, I'll be in the backyard." said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: So I wake Troyce up this morning to speak with her, because she's been acting different. She's like the female Izzy and that can't happen.

Troyce comes down stairs 15 minutes later.

"What's up?" asked Troyce.

"Um, I just wanted to say that I want my friend back" said Kyle.

"Oh God Kyle what do you mean?" asked Troyce.

"You've been acting like a bitch on wheels. King is bringing the worst out in you and I just.." said Kyle as he was cut off.

"NO! It isn't King's fault at all! I am just doing me and having fun." explained Troyce.

"You have to rip weaves out and jump people to have fun?" snapped Kyle.

"You jumped him too bro" replied Troyce.

"But, I appologized! Look all I'm saying is you need to look yourself in the mirror, because it ain't pretty" said Kyle as he walked away.

Troyce dropped her head and rubbed her forehead.

Confessional Troyce: I just realized that... Kyle isn't on my level. He can't handle the fact that I am a reactor. That's just what I am! I don't sit there like a stagnant lake. I react when irritated.

Troyce walked back into the house and sat on the couch.

On the other hand

"Hey girl!" said Aubry.

"Hey" said Tiara curling her weave.

"I need to let you know something... As a woman" said Aubry.

"What girl?" asked Tiara.

"It's about your man..." said Aubry applying make up.

Tiara quickly stopped.

"What is it? Do I really wanna know?" asked Tiara

"Um. You have to know. I feel close to you lately and I don't want you to get played" said Aubry.

"PLAYED?" snapped Tiara

"Yeah... King was making out with Troyce" said Aubry.

"Really?" said Tiara as her eyes began to well up with fake tears.

Confessional Tiara: My relationship with King is donzo. I'm not going to be played for a fool on national television.

"Thans girl... I have to confront him if you don't mind" said Tiara.

"Go head girl" said Aubry.

Meanwhile

Kenneth and Will are having a bromance looking through Kenneth's black men magazines (which is video vixen adult magazines)

"Ain't she hot bro" said Kenneth

"Yeah love her shoes and her hair" said Will.

"But look at that ass!" said Kenneth.

"Um am I interrupting something?" asked Kyle walking in.

"OH GOD..." said Will and Kenneth in unison.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!" snapped Kenneth.

"Just hear me out both of you." said Kyle.

*They both unwillingly listen*

"I apologize for my actions. I should have never jumped you Kenneth, and Will I don't know why you never liked me, but hopefully you can see that I am sincere and we can moved passed this." explained Kyle.

"I forgive you I guess" said Kenneth.

Will looked shocked at Kenneth's acceptance of Kyle's apology.

Confessional Kenneth: Kyle is the ONLY one out of the three who actually manned up and admitted that that was a punk move. I'll accept his little sorry, but I still don't trust him.

On the other hand

Tiara wiggled her hips to confront King.

"So I heard what you did!" snapped Tiara.

"What you talking about ma?" asked King.

"You are going to... CHEAT ON ME WITH TROYCE!!!" cried Tiara.

"Who told you that!?" snapped King.

"AUBRY!" cried Tiara.

"Look Tee, I hooked up with Troyce, but that's because you ain't ride or die. I know you went to hang with the enemy last night and that ain't cool" snapped King.

"Oh what ever King... It's over between us!" snapped Tiara.

"It was over from the beginning... I never even liked you" laughed King.

"Wow..." said Tiara walking away.

Confessional King: I'm done with annoying ass Tiara, but I am even more done with blondie. That shady bitch wanna try and plot my puppet against me!? Hell nah that bitch needs to mind her bitness if she knows what best for her.

King peeked into Tiara's room and saw that Kenneth had moved in there and were chatting it up.

"Ya'll are on a sinking ship. I'm warning you" snapped King.

"Oooooh I'm scared" joked Kenneth

"Better be." said King.

Confessional Kenneth: King's just jealous cuz I took his spot, I got his sidekick being my sidekick and his girl wanting to be my girl.

On the other hand

Aubry was finishing up a steak.

Confessional Aubry: It's no secret that I still like Kyle, so I am making him some lunch. A way to a man's heart is through his tummy teehee!

Kyle was sitting in his bed listening to music when suddenly

"Surprise surprise mister!" said Aubry bringing Kyle his steak platter.

"What's this?" said Kyle removing his ear phones.

"Brunch in bed" said Aubry smiling.

"Oh shoot... Thanks but not thanks. I ate already" said Kyle.

"I'll take it!" said Troyce swooping in and taking the plate.

"Wow this is great Aubs!" said Troyce.

Aubry's head dropped and she ran off.

"Did I do something?" asked Troyce

Kyle shrugged.

END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE SEVEN

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-shows scenes of Troyce and King partying together-

Troyce dances on the bar tops, shaking her ass and flipping her weave. While King is dancing with two hot latina girls.



Troyce begins taking her top off and swinging it all around in a drunken rampage.

"I'm the baddest bitch!" she yells crowd surfing. She jumps down and begins hooking up with the next girl she sees, then grinds on a random guy.

-meanwhile-

Kenneth is meeting with a local music producer and is bringing Will and Tiara along.

^Confessional - Kenneth

I received an email from a local producer who has a song he wants to check out put a lil chi spin on it. Since Tiara and Will are my crew I figured they should come along.

"Yo my nigga" Kenneth says casually to his producer friend. "These are my room mates Will and tiara, this is the notorious Jellow Mellow" Kenneth introduces. Tiara's eyes light up. "Nice to meet you". Will's heart flutters. "whats up man"

^Confessional - Will

Hanging out with Kenneth definitely has it's perks. Finally, I'm doing what I came here to DO. Network.

"So what brings ya'll to New Orleans?" asks Jellow Mellow. "Well.. I'm just here to have fun" Tiara says pushing up her bra. "I'm here for networking." says a deliusional Will. "Really? What is your talent?" asks Mellow.

"I.. am a personality" Will says with a dashing smile. "Ohh word.. bunch of basics" whispers Mellow under his breath.

^Confessional - Tiara

This producer Jellow Mellow is a little on the heavy side but like, so is that rolex on his left hand. -blinks-


-back at the house-

Kyle and Aubry play cards together.

-back at the club-

Troyce is giving King a lap dance. Bouncing her ass on his crotch, and spreading eagle booty popping on the dance floor.

^Confessional - King

I don't know where Troyce learned all these moves but I am loving every second of it. I aint holding back tonight. I'm taking her to bed.

King grabs Troyce and the two begin furiously and passionately hooking up in the club.

-later into the night-

Troyce and King arrive home stumbling. King lifts Troyce up. "Ah!" she shrieks. and takes her to his bed room.

"OH king... oh King.. OHH THAT SHIT IS PROPER!!" she screams as the door closes behind them.

Aubry is horrified as she's locked in the room with them.

^Confessional - Aubry

Oh my god! King brought home Troyce and they're having a porn sesh in the bed across from me while I'm trying to sleep. I'm just going to go back to bed.

-At the producer's house-

Will and Tiara sip on champagne with groupie chicks while Kenneth and Mellow smoke hookah and work on their music.

^Confessional - Kenneth

So me and the crew just chillin doing our thang, drama free, living the life. This how I do it. Swag for days. Imma keep showin them how I does it in the HOV lane. Let them haters hate at home

-The next morning-

Team swag is up bright and early getting ready for an art expo Kenneth was invited too.

"Hurry up girl, we gone be late!" Will scolds Tiara. Tiara adjusts her push up bra and heads into the limo.

Troyce and King give his ex followers a dirty look as they walk passed him. Kenneth gives an obnoxious laugh as he walks passed them.

^Confessional - Troyce

The replacement.. I don't even know his name to be honest with you. Is NEVER home. What is he doing with Will and Tiara all the time? Are they going to secret orgy parties or something?

[Cali Royalty]

"So, you just gon let that guy laugh at you like that? He has taken your army, and I won't be surprised if he is trying to take you down next" said Troyce to King
"Nah... I ain't worried about that clown. Those clowns for that matter" said King.

*Troyce shrugged*

"I'm going to my room" said Troyce.

"Ok baby" said King

Troyce entered her room where Kyle was.

"Hi..." said Kyle.

"Hey!" said Troyce.

"So..." said Kyle.

"So?" said Troyce.

"Look Troyce! I miss our friendship and things just haven't been the same!" snapped Kyle.

"I miss you too Kyle, If you want to be my friend then you've got to accept that I DO ME! Sometimes I am unpredictable. I don't usually hang out with nice boys" explained Troyce.

"But you liked me before" said Kyle.

"Cuz... I didn't think you were THIS HUMBLE! But I ain't mad at you" said Troyce.

"Wanna go out for dinner tonight? As friends..." asked Kyle.

"Um, I wanted to go to Venom tonight..." said Troyce.

"Come on! It's on me..." said Kyle.

"Sure... I guess" said Troyce.

Confessional Troyce: No idea what Kyle has up his sleeve, but Ima go to dinner with him to see what he has to say. We were cool in the beginning, but he's fucking weak sauce.

On the other hand...

Tiara, Will and Kenneth were at an art expo.

"Cheers!" said Tiara to Will as they watched Kenneth on stage with an artist.

"I am so glad we befriended him twin! Jackpot!!!" whispered Tiara.

"I know... He's easy on the eyes to" said Will.

"Excuse me?" said Tiara.

"Oh... I said um... He's easy to get along with" said Will.

"Oh" said Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: I love my twin! He is different than the average guy, I just haven't put my hand on it yet!

"Hey guys!" said Kenneth coming from off the stage.

"Hery super star!" laughed Tiara.

"Are you guys enjoying the lovely art? I mean, you should check that one out over there! It's CRAY!" said Kenneth



"AAHHH!" yelled a scared Will.

Tiara spit out her drink.

"What?" asked Kenneth.

"Oh it's beautiful!" said Will.

Confessional Kenneth: I like Will and Tiara, but they aren't completely on my level. I noticed... They want to be elite, and I am already elite!

"Oh shoot... My phone is buzzing!" said Kenneth as he answered his call.

"Hello?.... OH TDAWG!!!! OF COURSE DUDE! FO SHO! OKAY lemme get a pen so I can jot the address down. No just at an art event, Nah... I'll be there right away. Ok... Aight... Cool... Peace!" said Kenneth.

"Yo, yall lets blow this joint! TDAWG needs me to help him with a track for one of his new artists!" explained Kenneth.

"That names sounds familiar" said Will.

"Can we come!?" asked Tiara.

"Oh for sure, let's go!" said Kenneth as they left the art expo.

Back at the mansion...

"Where are you going King?" wondered Troyce.

"Oh... TDAWG wants me to go meet one of his favorite producers. He wants me to do a track" said King.

"Oh look at you! Congrats" said Troyce.

"Yeah thanks, wanna come?" asked King.

"Nah, I am getting ready to head to dinner with Kyle." sighed Troyce.

"Why?" asked King.

"I don't know really. I think he wants to work out our friendship. He thinks I changed" laughed Troyce.

"Nah... Nigga just can't handle a bad bitch! Haha good luck with that" said King.

"Thanks! Congrats! I hope the producer is Timbaland" laughed Troyce.

"Oh my gosh forreal!" said King.

King exited in a jeep, and Kyle and Troyce exited in their jeep...

Confessional Aubry: So I am home alone, and I honestly am feeling bummed out. All my efforts to win Kyle over has failed. I think it's time for me to give up. I never chased a guy. Guys always chase me!

Fast-forward

Kyle and Troyce arrive at dinner.



"So what was this about?" asked Troyce.

"I missed you so much as a friend. I want to apologize if I ever did anything wrong" said Kyle.

"You did nothing wrong Kyle, you just are a little self righteous at times" explained Troyce.

"I just don't like drama. You were chill at first and then..." said Kyle.

"and then I turned to a psycho bitch? I know I know... But the only reason I was quote on quote CHILL was because I was feeling everyone out! I am out of my shell now" explained Troyce.

"I see, but can we be back to normal?" wondered Kyle.

"DAMN THIS CREOLE FOOD IS BOMB!" snapped Troyce.

"TROYCE!" yelled Kyle.

"Huh!" said Troyce.

"Can we be cool?" asked Kyle.

"We were always cool." said Troyce.

"Okay good" said Kyle.

Kyle and Troyce hugged it out and continued laughing,eating, and reminiscing on the past

Meanwhile

Tiara,Will, and Kenneth arrived to meet TDAWG

"WHAT UP MY MAN!" said TDAWG

"Ay brotha! I heard you was in the NOLA, so I thought you'd help me with my newest artist in Blood Bath" explained TDAWG.

"Cool, where is he?" asked Kenneth.

"Late" said TDAWG.

Will looked at Tiara "I think that is King's producer!" said Will.

"What are you doing here Will?" asked King as he turned around the corner.

"HUH!?" snapped Kenneth.

"OGIC! MY MAN! Don't be late again my brotha!" said TDAWG.

"THIS IS YO ARTIST?" snapped Kenneth.

"Yeah what's wrong?" asked TDAWG.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" snapped King.

"I'm the producer!" snapped Kenneth.

"WHAT!!!!?" snapped King.

"Fellas... Fellas... What is going on? You know each other?" asked TDAWG.

"THIS NIGGA JUMPED ME!" snapped Kenneth.

Will and Tiara face palmed

"Can't we just get along in the NOLA my brothas" laughed TDAWG.

"I don't know if I can work with him my nigga. All do respect TDAWG" said Kenneth.

"Come on my brotha" said TDAWG.

"Look man... I'm sorry" said King.

"Let's be true black brothas and come together" said TDAWG.

Kenneth thought about it.

"Aight... I guess" said Kenneth.

"THANKS MAN!" said King giving Kenneth dap.

Confessional King: I don't like Kenneth, but business is business and this guy is a fucking producer! I messed up with him big time.

King and Kenneth began jamming in the studio and laughing, talking, and relating.

"Oh my gosh! The family looks like it's back together!" cheered Will.

"Ugh..." said Tiara.

"What twin?" wondered Will.

"Nothing..." said Tiara

Confessional Tiara: I am happy Kenneth and King are working together, but I am not too happy that King may try and ride Kenneth's coat tails with me and Will. I was having fun without him. Plus... he broke my heart.

Back at the mansion...

Kyle and Troyce arrived back.

"Thanks Kyle, that was delicious" said Troyce.

"No problem!" said Kyle "Anything for a friend" said Kyle again.

"Awww..." said Troyce kissing Kyle on the cheek.

Aubry looked in jealousy.

"Ima go use the phone booth if you don't mind guys!" said Kyle.

"Oh go ahead... Ima shower" said Troyce.

Kyle entered the phone booth where he called Tracy.

"Hello?" answered a half awake Tracy.

"Baby?" answered Kyle.

"Didn't I tell you I didn't want to talk until I WAS READY!" snapped Tracy.

"Yeah, but..." said Kyle.

"But nothing! I made my choice" said Tracy.

"Please give me a chance" said Kyle.

"No... We need to separate. I ain't going to be put through this heart ache. You can try to work things out when you get back, but for now... I don't want to be with you! I would look like a DUMB ASS if I take you back! I should have never even visited you and showed my stupid face on television! Now, I'll forever be the gay guy who got cheated on" snapped Tracy.

"That's how it is?" asked Kyle.

"THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY!" yelled Tracy slamming the phone in his face.

*a tear dropped down Kyle's face*

Aubry noticed Kyle was hurt and ran over to console him

"Are you okay baby?" asked Aubry.

Kyle looked into Aubry's eyes... with water in them

"I'm here for you. I'm here" said Aubry.

Kyle attacked Aubry's face passionately and they began to make out.

Confessional Aubry: Wow... Is this happening!? Kyle is mine!

A few hours later

Kyle and Aubry were cuddling together and Troyce was in the pool.

*The others arrived home*

"Hey guys! I see a box at the front door!" yelled Tiara.

"WHAT!? WE GOT A PACKAGE!!!" cheered Will.

Kenneth looked at King.

"Bro what do you think it is?" asked Kenneth.

"I don't know man... God I hope it is a trip!" said King.

The Blacks ran to the big box.

"Oh my gosh! There are rasta wigs!!!" said Tiara.



King put his on and proceeded to read the note in the box...

"PREPARE TO HAVE FON IN JAMAICA MON!!!!!" yelled King.

"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" yelled Tiara and Will

Troyce,Aubry,and Kyle ran outside because they heard the noise.

"What's going on?" asked Troyce.

"WE ARE GOING TO JAMAICA!!!" yelled Kenneth.

"AAAAAHHHH!!!!" everyone began to yell in unison as they hugged and jumped each other.

Confessional Aubry: Kyle and I are hitting it off, we are going to Jamaica and everyone is getting along like one big happy family! Gosh I hope it lasts.

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Tiara

We just got news we're going to Jamaica man! I'm so excited. While I'm there I'll be off the states so I'm gonna do whatever the hell I want.

All of the room mates begin preparing for Jamaica.

"We need to get our hair done, and look good!" says Aubry to Tiara. "Omg lets go right now".

The two house divas leave to go get dolled up for Mexico.

"Those hoes so basic." says Troyce rolling her eyes. Will notices Troyce's agaitation. "I'm going to go work out. I'll catch ya'll later." says King. "My nigga what do you bench?" asks Kenneth. "My nigga I'm benching 330 these days. The two exit to go to the gym.

Kyle and Troyce go outside to have a ciggarette.

"So are you excited for Jamaica?" asks Kyle flicking his cig. "I'm going to smoke a blunt the second I land." she says flipping her weave. "I am so down" says Kyle. Troyce and him high five in excitement.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm pretty bummed right now that Tracy wants a break from me. But at the same time I'm thinking.. this is a once in a lifetime experience. I can't hold myself back anymore because at this very moment. I have no ties to anyone.


"So are you and Aubry like a thing now?" asks Troyce. "Fuck no. I'm doing me" says Kyle with an evil snicker on his face. Troyce's eyes light up. "WHATTT is this I'm hearing?!" asks a shocked Troyce.

"I'm going to be a man whore is what it means" says Kyle sticking his tongue out. The two look into each other's eyes. And for a moment... the air stills, as they reach closer to one another.. when suddenly.

"OH excuse me" says Will. The two friends pull away instantly.

^Confessional - Troyce

There is definitely always been some sexual tension between me and Kyle. Since we're both bisexual I bet it would be amazing. -winks- He's single now, so lets see what happens.

"Yes Will?" asks Kyle. "Troyce.. I just wanted to talk to you for a minute." he says softly. Pulling her away from Kyle.

"I think you and I.. have gotten off on the wrong foot. I want to take you out to lunch" offers Will

^Confessional - Troyce

Why everybody tryina take me out to lunch? Whatever! I'm definitely not going to turn down a free meal.

Troyce and Will head to subway.

^Confessional - Will

Me and Troyce are going to have some footlongs and discuss a few things. Basically.. I realize Troyce is well liked by everyone. So there's no use being her enemy.

"Girl, so you work at starbucks?" asks Will. "Yeah" says Troyce uninterested. "You know.. it sucks we never chilled. You should hang out with us you know.. enjoy the elite life" offers Will. "What do you MEAN Will? " says Troyce rolling her eyes.

"Ok listen, let me get to the point. Imma keep it 100. I don't like Kyle and I wanna send his ass home." admits Will. "Ok what does that have to do with me?" asks Troyce. "I just dont want you to defend him is all. If he has no support from you.. He'll be such an easy target" Will smiles brightly. "Umm don't be so sure boo" warns Troyce.

^Confessional - Troyce

Will is really dellusional. I think it's clear Kyle aint going NOWHERE. He's too humble to react to their bullshit. However, I'm not going to not take up on his deal.. if he goes by MY conditions.

"I wont get in your way if you let me get rid of Tiara first." says Troyce smirking. "It's the only way I can trust you" she says humbly. Will thinks for a moment. "How's this for a master plan.. I'll hide Kyle's passport. So he doesn't come to Jamaica. Then while in Jamaica you do what you gotta do to Tiara, and I'll mind my business." says Will

^Confessional - Troyce

Tiara just rubs me the wrong way. She's been giving me a stank eye every time she sees me. She's also getting in the way of me and Aubry's friendship. So I want the bitch TO GO. If that means Kyle's gotta sit out on vacation. -shrugs- .

"Deal" she smiles evily. "Cheers!" says Will clanking champagne with Troyce.

"Now lets go get you dolled up girl!" says Will as the two take on the town for Troyce's new make over.

[Cali Royalty]

Confessional Troyce: So Will took me to get a tan, make up and a weave... This isn't really me. But I think I can rock it.

Are you sure this looks good?" asked Troyce.

"Gurl you is terrific!" said Will

Confessional Troyce: Will is getting gayer and Gayer and GAYER

"Okay..." said Troyce opening up the door to the mansion.

"LOOK AT THE NEW TROYCE! I gave her a touch of Will!" yelled Will

"Damn you look hot!" said Kenneth.

"Whoa! My my my lookie here!" said King.

"WHAT THE!?" snapped Kyle.

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"Thank guys!" said Troyce doing a twirl.

"Wow..." said Tiara dropping her head in shame.

"Don't let the make up and blonde weave fool you! I still am I bad bitch under it all!" snapped Troyce.

"TWIN! WE NEED TO TALK!" snapped Tiara in a whisper.

"Yes?" said Will slightly annoyed.

"Why did you make this bitch prettier!" said Tiara.

"Because... I wanted to" said Will blowing Tiara off.

"Huh?" said Tiara looking sad and confused.

Confessional Tiara: What is up with my twin Is he turning on me?

"We're going out tonight right?" asked Kenneth.

"DAMN RIGHT!!!" snapped Troyce.

"Oh um... *cough cough* I think Ima stay" said Will.

"Aw aight man, we'll catch you later" said Kenneth.

Everyone else boarded the limos.

Confessional Will: I stayed behind on purpose because... I need to get Kyle's pass port and lose it!

Will rummaged through Kyle's things, found the passport, ripped it up, and threw it in the dumpster.

"Haha sucker!" laughed Kyle.

At the club




Troyce grinded on King making Tiara jealous.

Tiara sipped on her drink in the corner with envy.

"Hey Kenneth dance with me!" said Tiara trying to make King jealous.

King didn't even notice.

Aubry and Kyle danced together.

Confessional Aubry: I am shaking it on Kyle and he is enjoying it. I am so glad he is my man now.

"Hey Aubs... Uhhh... Be right back" said Kyle moving toward a hot bombshell.

"Wait what! WHY!?" snapped Aubry.

Kyle ignored and asked the bombshell for her name

The two hit it off and began to dance.

Confessional Aubry: Are you serious!? NO!

Aubry ran over to break the dancing up.

"What are you DOING!" snapped drunk Kyle.

"DANCE WITH ME!" whined Aubry.

"I DON'T LIKE YOU!" yelled a drunken Kyle.

Aubry starred for a little while into space, and then she broke down into tears.


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"Be right back... babe" said Troyce to King.

"Fo sho..." said King.

Troyce inched over to Tiara and Kenneth.

"Hey Tiara... Um... I have to tell you something" said Troyce.

"What!?" snapped Tiara.

"Girl... I'm sorry for everything! I shouldn't have pushed myself on King" lied a drunken Troyce.

"Oh really? I ain't buying it" said Tiara.

"I'm seri..." said Troyce said Troyce as she stumbled and began vomiting on the club floor.

"Oh no!" yelled bouncers as they dragged Troyce out.

"EW MY HEELS!" yelled Tiara stepping all in puke with her new heels that she just purchased with Aubry.

"Sooooorrrrrry" smiled drunken Troyce waving at Tiara with a malicious grin as she was dragged out the club.

Confessional Troyce: Sooo whaaaat... I ain't in dat club but Ima go to anotha

Troyce stumbled all over the place and fell on the sidewalk.

"Ouch..." she slurred.

"Hey drunk bitch!" laughed a guy.

"WHAT!" yelled drunken Troyce.

"GET OFF THE STREETS YOU TRASH BOX!" the guy yelled.

Troyce jetted over to the guy.



and she began to go ham on the guy's head.

"STOP! STOP! I'M SORRY!" cried the guy.

"WOOP WOOP!" the cop cars arrived and put Troyce in handcuffs.

"Noooo...." slurred Troyce

"We are holding you just for the night darling" said the cops.

The cops took Troyce in for the night for assault and indecent exposure. The guy didn't press charges luckily.

[DAViE]

The room mates return home from the club without Troyce. Each guy has a girl on his arm, excluding Will.

^Confessional - Kyle

I'm bringing this girl home tonight because I'm single now. So what do I have to lose? Aubry? I don't care.

^Confessional - Kenneth

K.Cole, strikes again. Just another groupe hoe added to the list.

Kyle, Kenneth and King each go to their rooms with their women as the house is filled with drunken sex.

Will is in the bathroom applying lotion. While Aubry cries on the sofa, Tiara offers counsel.

^Confessional - Aubry

Right now I'm devastated Kyle's brought another girl home from the club and he totally humiliated me on the dance floor!


"He broke my heart.." she slurrs through her sobs, "There there baby gurl, it aint no thang" says Tiara comfortingly.

-The next morning-

It's departure day and all of the room mates hurry and gather their things.

^Confessional - Will

We're leaving to Jamaica! But.. where's Troyce?

"Yeah well. It was real, there's cab money in the mailbox outside" says King barely awake to his last night fling. "Douche" she says as struts out.

Kenneth walks his girl out to the door. "I enjoyed your company beautiful, may we meet again." he says kissing her hand good bye.

"Can you get out?" asks Kyle to his fling last night. "I have a flight soon" he says rubbing his eyes.

-In Tiara's bathroom-

Tiara's stabs Troyce's voodoo doll with pins and needles. "This bitch is going down!" she says to herself.

"Umm what are you doing?" says Aubry sneaking up on her. "Oh! Umm.. it's just voodoo boo, don't tell no one" says Tiara. "Omg is that a voodoo doll?" asks Aubry. "Gurl I said I was creole." she says shaking her head.

Aubry begins straightening her hair. "So like, on this trip to jamaica, I'm defintely single. Kyle's missing out, too bad for him" she says. "Oh definitely girl, and King's missing out on this!" says Tiara giving a twirl.

meanwhile

Troyce storms into the house



^Confessional - Troyce

I am not even sure WHAT happened last night but I got in trouble for beating someone up? Whatever don't push a pretty bitch -dusts off shoulders-

Troyce begins to pack her bags.

"What happened to you last night..?" wonders Kyle. "I had a good time -flips weave-, that's what happened. I see you did too." she teases.

King walks passed Troyce "Welcome back" and slaps her ass.

^Confessional - Kenneth

Right now everything is going smooth in the house. I'm just chillin having no problems. Lets see what Jamaica brings us.

"JAMAICA MONN" yells Kenneth, as King comes out and daps him. "We're getting a new female every night" says King. "Oh definitely!" says Will. "It's about time you stepped your game up" teases King. "Nigga chill wit that" says Will

^Confessional - Will

Right now, everything is going according to plan. It's my team: Me, King, Kenneth and now Troyce. Against.. THE EXTRAS. Tiara and Kyle. Aubry is so under the radar, aint no one give a damn.


The producers it's time to head to the airport.

All of the room mates get into the limo with their luggage. Troyce already is drinking on a margarita.



"JAMAICA" "jAMAICA!" the cast cheers.

^Confessional - Will

Kyle is riding in the limo without even realizing he has no passport! AHAHA. What a fool.


-in the limo ride-

^Confessional - Kenneth

We in the limo, sipping on some champagne. Bout to head to Jamaica, the girls tho, they on some otha shit.

Troyce is already drunk, and is dancing on Kyle's lap. King glares at Kyle.

"I see someone's starting early..." comments Tiara. Aubry is jaw dropped and holds back her tears.

^Confessional - Aubry

Troyce is a FILTHY hoe. Why is she acting like that with Kyle? I thought they were just friends. -jealous white girl syndrome-

Tiara raises her hand. "Umm I just have a question" she comments. "Ahaha Tiara's got a question, what is it?!" asks Will.

"Since when did ok to get THAT drunk.. this early?" she says rolling her eyes and pointing at Troyce. "I'm sorry bitch, did you say something?" snaps Troyce. Tiara stays quiet. "I thought so" says troyce.

"I mean I just think you're a ratchet" says Tiara blinking. "Are you MAAAAAAAD honey? That I'm a PRETTY BITCH?" yells Troyce flipping her weave back and forth. "Because lemme tell you something TI-A-RUH, I'm not the bitch, i'm THAT bitch. which means don't push a bitch because I will ruin you in Jamaica hoe." snaps Troyce in a drunken rage.

Tiara crosses her arms and stays quiet.

^Confessional - Tiara

Wow Troyce like, went from white washed mixed girl to ghetto bourgy bitch. Like common hoe, pick one role and stick to it. -rolls eyes-

The cast arrives at the airport and is strolls though the busy airport.

^Confessional - King

We're finally headed to Jamaica. This is going to be the time of my life.

"Real World 9?" asks an assistant. "That's us" says King. "May I have each of your passports" he asks.

Each room mate gives their passport.. "Wait what the fuck?!" says Kyle in shock. "My passport isn't here!"

Will smiles evily.

^Confessional - Will

AHAHAHAH suffer Kyle. You punk ass bitch


Kyle begins searching through all of his luggage. Troyce frowns to herself.

^Confessional - Troyce

To be honest seeing Kyle look through his stuff and me knowing what happened to his passport. I do feel kind of guilty...

"It's not here!" he says visibly upset.

"We're about to board, sorry you're going to have to stay behind" says the attendant. "Bye Kyle!" says Will waving maliciously. Aubry and Tiara board ignoring him, as do King and Kenneth. "I'm sorry" says Troyce hugging Kyle good bye.

^Confessional - Kyle

So this is totally whack. I'm being left behind last minute. And i've never been out of the country too. Oh well I guess..


The plane takes off, as the six room mates head to JAMAICA

END EPISODE

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[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 8



The plane lands in Montego Bay Jamaica



"Oh wow... How beautiful!" said Tiara in awe.

"Hell yeah! A nigga ain't in the hood! Finally in paradise" said King sniffing the fresh air.

"I needa room... I wanna LAY DOWN!" shrieked Troyce.

Tiara rolled her eyes.

"WELCOME!!! TO JAMAICA MON, I WILL GIVE YOU DEEZ DRINKS AND SHOW YOU YOUR RESORT!" yelled the Jamaican tour guide.

"Please don't yell! I got a headache!" snapped Troyce.

The Jamaican man showed them their rooms.

"Here is one key for the ladies and one key for the gentleman! 3 beds in each room!" said the guide.

Confessional Tiara: OH NO! Aubry and I have to share a room with TROYCE! What a nightmare.

"BROS TOGETHER!" yelled King as him,Will,and Kenneth high fived.

"Oh there is going to be some sexing tonight!" said Kenneth.

"Yeah..." said Will.

"Okay bitches, Ima go lay down so don't make no noise!" said Troyce as she walked in the girl's suite.

Tiara mocked her behind her back and Aubry laughed.

"I see you bitch" said Troyce.

"Huh!?" shrieked Tiara in fear.

"I got eyes in the back of my head! Remember that bitches!" snapped Troyce.

Confessional Troyce: Operation get Tiara out of here will officially take place tonight.

Tiara and Aubry gulped and continued into the suite.

"So are we going on tonight?" asked Aubry.

"Of course!" said Troyce.

Tiara rolled her eyes.

*knock knock knock*

"Yes!" said Aubry opening the door.

"It's me Kenneth, me and the guys planned a Jamaican lunch on the beach as a family in 30 mins... Let's all eat and then get ready for tonight!" said Kenneth.

"Yay sounds great!" cheered Aubry.

The cast walked down to the beach to have lunch as a family.



"This is nice..." said Will

"Cheers to family!" cheered Aubry.

"This is for my nigga Kyle" said Troyce as she poured some of her coconut drink on the sand.

"Too bad" laughed Will.

"So... Who's excited about being in paradise" said Kenneth.

"ME!!!" said Aubry.

"We know you are blondie" Troyce said rolling her eyes.

"How does it feel being around nothing but black people on a black island?" asked King

"I don't see race" said Aubry.

King laughed.

"This jerk chicken is awesome!" said Kenneth.

"Yeah this is pretty good... Why aren't you eating Tiara?" asked Troyce with a fake caring voice.

"I just wanna go out tonight" said Tiara

"Well we are definitely doing that!" said King.

The cast finished eating and proceeded to the suites to get ready for the Jamaican scene.

Confessional Tiara: So... Me and Aubry aren't feeling Troyce so... We kinda wanna leave her behind.

"I'm taking a quick shower" said Troyce.

"Okie dokie" said Tiara putting the last touches on her weave.

"Okay let's go let's go let's go!" whispered Aubry.

Aubry and Tiara snickered and snuck off to the guy's suite.

"Ready!" said Tiara.

"Already? I thought you ladies would take longer than that... and where is Troyce?" asked Kenneth.

"Oh she isn't feeling good" said Aubry.

"PARTY GIRL TROYCE? Not feeling well!? It's our first night in Jamaica" said King.

Tiara shrugged.

Will looked at Tiara with a suspicious glare.

"Aiight... I guess... Let's go!" said King as everyone followed.

On the other hand...

Troyce stepped out the shower

"Hey guys! Let me just throw on my dress and apply that new lipstick that Will bought me, I won't be too much longer" said Troyce.

"Guys?" asked Troyce.

"Oh nuh uh!" snapped Troyce.

On the other hand... At the club the guys were all having a good time hitting on Jamaican women, while Aubry and Tiara were dancing with hot Jamaican men.






"JAMAICA IS AWESOME!!" yelled Will.

"Hey look at them hot chicks" said Kenneth.

"Oh shorties are fine as fuck!" said King.

"Let's attack brothas!" said Kenneth.

King got his girl's name and danced with her.



Kenneth got his girl's number and name and danced with her


and Will got his girl too...


Kenneth and King looked at Will's girl and snickered a little as they danced with their hot babes.

Back at the resort.

Troyce was smoking and thinking to herself evilly.

"I think it's time!" she said to herself

Confessional Troyce: Let's see how princess reacts when she no longer has anything! Including a plane ticket back home!

Troyce threw all Tiara's luggage in the ocean including her plane ticket and all her personal belongings.

"PEACE bitch..." said Troyce as she watched all Tiara's luggage sink to the bottom...

Troyce let out a smile and continued back into her suite.

[DAViE]

The room mates return to their beach side rooms. The guys bid farewell to Tiara and Aubry, as they bring their hook ups to the room.

^Confessional - Will

I am bringing a girl back to my room. But.. I just wanna get to know her..

*shows Will and his thirsty fat bitch talking*

-meanwhile-

Tiara and Aubry arrive to their room.

"Oh my god..Tiara is that your stuff?!" says Aubry pointing out Tiara's open luggage and floating clothes in the water.

^Confessional - Tiara

Oh my god. Is this bitch forreal? All she does is attack my stuff. I HAVE money bitch. I'm not a barista hoe working off tips. I can afford new things.

Tiara knocks on the door. "Yes?" says Troyce opening the door.

"Bitch are you serious? Like, why you gotta hate though?" asks Tiara. "Bitch back up" says Troyce shoving Tiara.

"I'm getting real tired of your ass" says Tiara. "Bitch whatchu gonna do? You a scary bitch" laughs Troyce. "You nothing but a broken down houston HOE." snaps Troyce.

"Good luck getting back to NOLA with no ticket back! ahahah!" laughs Troyce.

^Confessional - Troyce

I'm giving Tiara the super bitch treatment. I'm OVER this weak bitch.

Tiara begins to cry. "Why would you do that?" asks Tiara. Aubry watches the confrontation stunned. "Why would you leave me behind?" asks Troyce.

"You are REALLY MEAN! THATS WHY" yells Tiara. Storming off.

^Confessional - Tiara

I'm going to inform the hotel of the bullshit that's going on in my room. I'm getting the police involved, because enough is enough of this!

"I just don't understand where you went wrong" comments Aubry. "Oh now you decided to speak up?" snaps Troyce. "You're not gonna talk to me that way!" snaps Aubry

^Confessional - Aubry

Troyce is over the top and if she thinks she's going to bully me. I'm not gonna take it!

"Or whAAAAAAAT?" yells Troyce in her face. "I CAN DO THIS ALLL NIGHT BITCH" Troyce screams. Aubry shoves Troyce, then left hooks her.

"BITCCCCCCCCCCH" screams Troyce, grabbing Aubry's hair, and swinging on the back of her head. "Ahh!" screams Aubry. The producers rush and break it up.

"I don't care, I hit you bitch! You're not that tough!" yells a disheveled Aubry. "IT AINT MATTER BITCH, LOOK AT YOU, LOOK AT ME" an undamaged Troyce yells.

The Jamaican police arrive onto the scene.

"We recieved reports that property has been damaged" says the cop. Troyce looks on in shock.

Confessional - Troyce

Did this bitch really call the cops on me? Am I about to end up in handcuffs.. the SECOND DAY IN A ROW?!

"A Troyce.. Pointdexter was the one reported?" says the cop. Aubry stays quiet.

"That would be me" says Troyce with her hands on her hips. "Please come with us" they say putting her in handcuffs.

^Confessional - Troyce

At this point I'm a little scared. Because I don't wanna go to Jamaican jail boo! NOOOOOO NO NO NO

[Cali Royalty]

The next morning

Confessional Tiara: So I wake up this morning and realize that the Jamaican coast patrol has fished out my luggage and reimbursed me with a new plane ticket. You fail Troyce!

"These clothes are going to take FOREVER to dry...." said Tiara to herself.

Aubry looks at her puffy eye in the mirror and puts ice on it.

"Oh my goodness honey, why didn't she go home for that?" asked Tiara looking at Aubry's eye.

"I hit the bitch first..." said Aubry.

"You hit WHO first!" said Troyce storming into the house.

Confessional Troyce: They let me free, because they said I was too pretty to be behind bars.

"I'm back hoes!" said Troyce with no make up and her newly blonde hair up in curls.



Aubry and Tiara let out a big *sigh*

"Oh, but no worries... I ain't staying in here! I'm getting my own suite! The Jamaican security said I am a threat to you two hoes, so Ima be in my own private suite boo." said Troyce

Troyce packed her shit and went to her knew private suite.

"YAY!!!!" cheered Aubry and Tiara.

On the other hand

King and Kenneth woke up with their dates and walked them outside.

"Call me baby" said Kenneth.

King kissed his girl on the hand.

"Bye boys" said Mia and Jade as they walked off.

Will's girl Lacorsha stormed out of the guy's suite.

"I DIDN'T GET NO DICK FROM YAH BOY!" snapped Lacorsha.

Jade and Mia snickered "Awe too bad girl... Let's go!"

Kenneth and King looked at each other.

Confessional Kenneth: Kyle is... different. Ugly girls... Not having sex... Awkward stares at me. I think he's... NAH...

At Troyce's suite

Confessional Troyce: All I know is... Everyone ain't getting on that plane back to the NOLA! It's either going to be Tiara, Aubry, or myself left behind. I ain't giving up yet! But Ima keep pushing!

"WILL!" yelled Troyce as she walked toward the guy's suite.

"Yeah boo" said Will.

"Hey bro! I just wanted to know if you could help me with this hoe Aubry... She needs a wake up call! The hoe swung on me last night" explained Troyce.

"What? You look untouched" said Will.

"Exactly! The bitch got a fat lip and puffy eye and I'm still here! So here's the plan" explained Troyce in Will's ear.

"Uh huhhhhh" said Will with a smile.

Confessional Will: I am on a mission to make this house ALL BLACK! I got Kyle's ass out and NOW Troyce came up with a plan to target Aubry. I am DOWN.

Troyce and Will ran to Tiara and Aubry's suite like children.

"TWIN OPEN UP!" yelled Will.

"Hey twin!" said Tiara opening the door.

"Not today!" said Will bumping passed her with Troyce following.

"NUH UH! WHAT THE!?" snapped Tiara.

"Time to go bye bye!" yelled Will as him and Troyce hopped on top of Aubry's bed and began jumping on it while she was in it.

"Get the fuck off my bed!" yelled Aubry.

"Make us!" laughed Troyce.

"TWIN WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU!" snapped Tiara.

"GET OFF MY BEEEEEDDDDD!!!" yelled an enraged Aubry.

"Oh I'm scared" laughed Troyce.

Troyce and Will hopped off of her bed and began rummaging through her things.

"What's in here!? Ooooh a playboy test shot!?" said Troyce.

"Rip it Will!" said Troyce.

"No no no no! That was my best centerfold shoot! I brought it as part of my portfolio! Don't you dare"yelled Aubry.

"Do it!" said Troyce.

Will tore it in half!



Aubry jumped out of her bed and ran full speed at Will, knocking Will onto Troyce's old bed and punching him repeatedly.

Troyce and Tiara both stood back in shock.

"Oh shit oh shit oh shit!" laughed Troyce with her hands over her mouth.

"Oh my GOSH!!!!" yelled Tiara.

Aubry continued hitting Will and then Will began hitting her as well.

"WILL STOP!!! DON'T HIT A GIRL!!" snapped Tiara

Jamaican security ran in and broke it up.

"Whoa..." said Troyce.

"BITCH!" snapped Will.

"Look at your face you stupid bitch boy!" cried Aubry.

Confessional Troyce: This is the second time that Aubry has hit first... She has to go home.

"You're going home bitch!" snapped Will.

"No I'm not" said Aubry.

"That's not fair! You hit Troyce first and you hit me first!" snapped Will.

"Yeah your time is up!" snapped Troyce.

Troyce and Will ran over to Kenneth and King's suite and informed them on everything.

"Then why shortie ain't leave yet!?" snapped King.

"Production on some extra shit" said Troyce.

"Nah... White bitch gotta go! I can't stand white motherfuckers getting away with shit! I don't care how cute she is" snapped Kenneth.

"If we all vote her out then she's gone! Unanimous rules!" said Will.

30 minutes later...

"I call a house meeting on the beach" said King.

Everyone circled around in the sand.

"I just have to say that Aubry... You are violent so you gotta go" snapped Troyce.

"I'M VIOLENT!? This comes from Troyce!" snapped Aubry.

"Bitch... I never hit first... I grabbed Tiara's hair but didn't hit her on purpose, Me,King, and Kyle all hit Kenneth at the same time so that don't count, and I hit you cuz you hit me first!" snapped Troyce.

"Aubry... You're hot but you are a trouble starter" said Kenneth.

"KENNETH YOU BARELY KNOW ME!" snapped Aubry.

"I don't want to get to know you... That's the point" said Kenneth.

"Aubry, I don't get involved with female shit, but I always thought you had something against me. Especially when you turned Tiara against me. I was going to tell Tiara myself that I made out with Troyce, but you run your mouth!" snapped King.

"King, that was nothing malicious against you! I was just informing a friend" yelled Aubry.

"Stop with all the excuses bitch! You hit me and you hit Troyce! You gotta go" snapped Will.

"You both provoked me!" snapped Aubry.

"Every fight is provoked bitch!" snapped Will.

"Natalie provoked Portia, she still went home" said Kenneth.

"Okay all for sending Aubry home raise your hand" said Will.

Everyone raised their hand but Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: She's my friend. I just can't do it, but I don't want to be enemy number 1 because I let her stay either.

"Tiara if you raise your hand then I won't bother you for the entire trip! It's Aubry bringing you down" said Troyce.

"Yeah twin for me..." said Will.

Aubry gave Tiara puppy eyes.

"We need a decision Tiara" said King with a stern voice looking at Tiara.

"Do what's right... Let's be a black family my sistah" said Kenneth.

Tiara gulped...

"Tiara think for yourself" said Aubry.

"My decision is..." said Tiara

TO BE CONTINUED

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Tiara

I'm kinda in a pickle right now.. because everyone wants Aubry out this house. But Aubry's my girl.. she defended me against Troyce.

"Sorry ya'll but I aint voting her out." says Tiara blinking. "Wooooooooooooww twin" says Will rolling his eyes. "Whatever, like don't even call me twin anymore. honestly." says Tiara flipping her weave.

^Confessional - Tiara

I may be a little ditzy but I'm not like, DUMB. All these people pressuring me to vote out my one loyal friend, meanwhile all you bitches have backstabbed me at least once? Get real!

Troyce casually glares at Tiara from afar. "Well damn. Shawty signed a check her ass can't cash." Troyce comments. "You fucking with the wrong bitch" King warns the bombshells.

Aubry breaks down into tears as she hugs Tiara. "Oh thank you!"

The two leave #teamblack to their suite.

^Confessional - Aubry

I'm just so thankful for having Tiara in this house. -cries- It took alot for her to stand up to all of them I'm sure.


^Confessional - Tiara

At this point, it's me and Aubs against the world. I never had girl friends who were real like her, so she's my sister now. And like, I am my sister's keeper.


The bombshells head to the beach where they mingle and party with the locals.

While Team black goes out to dinner together.

^Confessional - Kenneth

From what it looks like, my team wants the white people out this house. That's fine by me. They both corny as fuck. I feel a little bad tho for Tiara. I aint have a problem with her, but Troyce really want both them bitches gone. There's a storm brewing.


"Will what's the deal? I thought you had a hold on Tiara?" asks King. "I thought so too.. but the bitch has a mind of her own now" says Will

^Confessional - Will

Tiara has always been my follower. I don't know what's the deal. But I definitely want the final 4 room mates to be my team.

"Imma handle them." says Troyce sipping on her margarita.

"Fuck it, lets just have a good time" says Kenneth. As team black heads to the Jamican clubs.

-Meanwhile-

Team bombshell heads to a local bar.

^Confessional - Aubry

Me and T are having a blast together. All we need is each other and we'll have a good time.


Tiara and Aubry take numerous shots and are acting like drunken fools. Dancing on each other and taking shots off each other's boobs.

-at the club-

Kenneth and King both spit game to local jamaican chicks.

While Troyce and Will sit at the bar lookin cute and spinn on drankz.

"What's the matter boo, you seem not yourself?" comments Will. Troyce has a twisted look in her eye. "I'm pissed"

^Confessional -Troyce

I'm not having a good time right now because I'm PISSED.

*flash back*
[shadow=red,left,300]"Watch it burn bitch..." said Troyce as she lit Tiara's weave on fire on the stove eye.

Aubry shoves Troyce, then left hooks her."BITCCCCCCCCCCH" screams Troyce, grabbing Aubry's hair, and swinging on the back of her head. "Ahh!" screams Aubry.
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Basically these hoes on some other shit. I really just.. don't like them!

"why..because of tiara?" asks Will. "Duh!" says Troyce rolling her eyes.

-Several hours later-

Team black return from the club.

"See you tomorrow" says Troyce saying good bye to the boys. As kenneth and King bring their flings to their rooms. Will goes to his room alone.

Troyce lights a ciggarette and walks to her private room.

^Confessional - Troyce

I want to go to the basic bitches room and fuck with them right now. But you know.. imma be the ADULT and take my ass to bed.

Troyce heads to her room and sleeps.

-several hours into the night-

*5 am*

Tiara and Aubry drunkenly return from their night out.

"SOME DRAMA IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!" shouts Tiara loudly in front of the private suites.

^Confessional - Tiara

Me and Aubry are sick of Troyce touching everybody's stuff! So we're going to barge into her room and her break her things. See how she likes it!

"STARRRING... !!! TIARA!! ahahaha" she stumbles around. "Co-starring AUBRY" laughs Tiara.

The bombshells arrive at Troyce's suite and begin knocking on the door.

Troyce is sleep.

"OHHHH TROYCE!! i wanna talk to you girl!" says Tiara slamming on the door. "Yeah we just wanna talk!!" cosigns Aubry as they bang on the door.

Troyce awakens alert

^Confessional - Troyce

I'm sleeping minding my business. When all of the sudden these two dumb ass hoes. Come banging on MY DOOR? Are you dumb? Know your role. I bully you, not the other way around.


Troyce opens the door.

"What is it? What's the problem?" she says getting in their faces. "Excuse me!" says Tiara slipping under her. "Bitch get out of my room!" yellls Troyce. "No, you fucked with my shit, now it's your turn." says Tiara grabbing Troyce's clothes.

"Bitch I said get off it!" says Troyce running onto Tiara



"Get off me bitch!" yells Tiara kicking free. Aubry jumps in and starts pulling Troyce's hair.

"Fuck her up T!!" yells Aubry. "OH NO BITCH YOU GONE GET IT" yells Troyce twisting around and upper cutting Aubry.

The producers grab the girls and seperate them.

"WHATS UP BITCH, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING." screams Troyce. "You're fake bitch! Fake ass hair, fake ass teeth, fake ass tan! This is ALL REAL, YOU'RE JEALOUS I'M PRETTIER!!" screams Tiara.

^Confessional - Tiara

I hate this bitch Troyce and I'm not done with yet.

Tiara reaches over the security gaurd and sucker punches Troyce.

^Confessional - Troyce

That's it. This bitch is DONE

Troyce breaks free from her security gaurd and bitch slaps Tiara right across the face. Tiara slams to the ground. Troyce kicks her while she's down, jumps on her and punches her continuously.



"I told you bitch I'm not the one!" she screams. The security grabs Troyce as they attend to bloody uped Tiara.

"I WARNED A BITCH. I BEEN SAID IT" says Troyce.

^Confessional - Aubry

Oh my god.. Troyce looked like she murdered Tiara. I'm just thinking is she ok!? She gave me a bloody nose but she beat Tiara down


^Confessional -Tiara



The producers inform Troyce she's going home.

"Bitch what? They come up in my room tryina JUMP me!" she snaps. "Troyce calm down" says the producer man.
"Bitch aint no one telling me to calm down! why do i gotta go home? WHY ME!?" she yells.

"Look at the damage you did to them" says the producer. Troyce snaps and attacks the producer!

"BITCH HOW YOU LIKE IT!!" she says snatching the producer up.

^Confessional - Troyce

I told everyone to not fuck with me! I will beat you up. I don't give a fuck that I'm going home. I did my pretty my girl thang, now it's time to pretty girl bounce -flips weave-


Troyce gets into a van and heads to the airport and goes home.

[Cali Royalty]

Back at the NOLA mansionKyle is eating raviolis starring off into space alone.

*ring... ring... ring...*

Kyle ran to the phone.

"Hello?" answered Kyle.

"Aye I ain't coming back" snapped Troyce.

"Troyce!? What happened?" asked Kyle.

"I murdered Tiara, and now I gotta pay the price. I'm good though! That hoe made herself look like a weak sauce on national television" said Troyce.

"Oh Troyce... No" whined Kyle.

"Well it is what it is... Yo ass probably gonna hang out with them hoes anyways. PEACE!" yelled Troyce as she hung up.

"Troyce? Troyce?" said Kyle.

Back in Jamaica

It's 5:00 in the morning and King is beating on Team Bombshell's door.

"WHERE IS TROYCE!!!!" yelled an enraged King.

"What's that noise?" wondered Aubry waking up.

"I don't know... I am not getting up" said Tiara tossing and turning.

Aubry ran to the door and barely opened it.

"Yes?" said a half sleep Aubry.

"WHERE IS TROYCE!?" snapped King and Kenneth with Will behind them with his arms crossed.

"She's gone... She beat up Tiara" explained Aubry.

"OH HELL NAH! YA'LL SOME CORNY ASS HOES MAN!" snapped King.

"Go away losers and let us sleep!" snapped Aubry.

"Oh you guys have fucked up! Especially you Aubry!" snapped Will.

"Will don't get fucked up again" said Aubry.

"Oh that won't happen again Aubry! Your days are numbered." said Will.

Tiara walked up wiping her eyes.

"What the fuck is all the noise about?" asked Tiara.

"OH SHIT! LOOK AT YO FACE!!!" yelled King.

"Damn..." said Kenneth.

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed Will.

Tiara ran away crying.

"Losers!" snapped Aubry as she slammed the door shut.

Several hours later, right before the last club outing

"Aubry changed my twin... I really want to send that bitch packing before we return home! Team Black needs to be the last ones standing and Tiara needs to rejoin us" explained Will.

"I agree" said Kenneth.

Confessional Will: I kinda miss Tiara, the only reason I turned against her was because of Troyce, but now that she's gone... I am realizing the friendship that me and Tee Tee had. I want Aubry and Kyle GONE!

Will walked to Tiara and Aubry's suite.

"What the hell do you want!?" snapped Aubry.

"Obviously not you..." said Will bumping passed her.

"Tiara! Are you here twin?" asked Will.

"I said don't call me that." said Tiara.

"Hear me out please!" said Will.

Tiara listened.

"I miss you much! I had no right turning on you... I don't know what has gotten into me but I want our friendship to remain" explained Will.

"Aww Will I knew you'd come around!" said Tiara hugging him.

"But I still ain't cool with Aubry" snapped Will.

"Will... She's a nice girl" pleaded Tiara.

"no! No! NO! I love you boo, but not Aubry and not ever!" said Will.

Tiara made a sad face.

"Okay, well I am glad we're cool again" cheered Tiara.

Tiara and Will embraced each other.

"Okay, see you at the club tonight twin!" said Tiara waving.

"Okay!" smiled Will and then the smile was quickly erased when he walked passed Aubry and exited.

"So you two are cool again? What was that about?" questioned Aubry.

"Yeah he apologized for his behavior... Troyce was making him turn against me, but now that she's gone, He realizes what kind of friend he's missing" explained Tiara

"Oh but I see he still has a vendetta against me" said Aubry.

"Yeah..." said Tiara.

"What evs" said Aubry.

Fast forward to the club scene...

All the roomies were partying at club JAMA KONG for their last night on the island.

Confessional Kenneth: This is our last night here in Jamaica so we mine as well live it up!

The roomies all danced to the music and had tons of drinks.

"IMA MISS YOU JAMAICA!!" yelled King.

Meanwhile, Will was in the corner stirring his martini and looking at Aubry with hate filled eyes.

Confessional Aubry: So we are having a blast in Jamaica and I see Will starring at me from a far... That's it! It's the last night here, and I am drunk and having fun! Let me clear the air.

Aubry stumbled over to Will.

"What!?" snapped Will.

"Will I don't know what I did to you, but let's bury the hatchet!" said Aubry

"Why!?" snapped Will.

"Because I actually like you! Plus... The only reason I hit you was because you tore something dear to me" explained Aubry.

"It was a pussy shot" said Will.

"A pussy shot worth millions" said Aubry.

"Pffffft" said Will rolling his eyes.

"Look, if you wanna continue being immature then that's fine. I just want you to know that it ain't worth it. Let's just have fun!" said Aubry.

"I'll think about it" said Will.

Aubry kissed Will on the cheek and continued to the dance floor.

Confessional Will: Maybe I am taking things too far. I don't know... I'll give Aubs one last chance.

Fast-forward...

*Shows sunset, sunrise, and then plane taking off back to New Orleans*

Back at the mansion...

Kyle is all alone reading The Hunger Games and then he hears the door open up.

Confessional Kyle: A NEW ROOMIE?

Kyle ran downstairs.. and everyone else entered the house.

Confessional Kyle: SIKE! THEY'RE BACK! UGH!!! I was having a peaceful time alone.

"Awww Kyle! Missed you!" said Aubry hugging him *Kyle rolled his eyes*

"UGH YOU'RE STILL HERE!!!" snapped an enraged Will.

"Yup, sorry to disappoint" said Kyle with a smile.

"Don't even look at me!" snapped Will.

"I'm looking... I'm looking" said Kyle.

"Sup, white boy!" said Kenneth.

"Sup..." said King blandly.

"Hey guys..." said Kyle.

"Hi" said Tiara.

"SHIT YOUR FACE!" snapped Kyle.

"Huh?" cried Tiara

"No no no... I'm sorry. Not your face... Um" said Kyle.

"No, don't even try to cover it up! I LOOK A MESS!!!" cried Tiara as she ran upstairs to her room.

"Sorry..." said Kyle scratching his head.

"You missed A LOT! Kyle" laughed Will.

"I'm sure" said Kyle.

"Oh yes we had SUCH A BLAST!" bragged Will.

"Okay dude I get it" said Kyle.

Confessional Will: I am taking a break from messing with Aubry, right now my main target is Kyle! I have something up my sleeve to run his ass out of the house!

On the other hand

"Twin your ipad battery is dying so Ima plug it up!" yelled Tiara.

As Tiara plugged it up the screen flashed on and was on a website that said.

"How to get rid of gay thoughts..."

"Huh?" said Tiara to herself as she continued reading and her eyes widened.

"Oh my goodness, that's what it is... That's why he is so different!" said Tiara to herself.

"Thanks for putting it on the charger twin!" said Will walking back up to his room.

"OH!" jumped Tiara as she quickly exed off the page. "Sure thing boo" said Tiara.

"Gosh... I wanna get Kyle out of this house" said Will.

"Oh really" said Tiara with gayness still on her mind.

"Yeah, but I just don't know how yet" explained Will.



END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE NINE

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-A few days later-

^Confessional - Tiara

Since coming back from Jamaica everything seems chill in the house. Me, Aubry and Will go shopping like all the time. King and Kenneth have been in the studio nonstop working on King's mixtape. And poor Kyle is all by himself. But whatever! I never really had a friendship with the guy it's a little too late now to start now.

"Where are the boys?" Aubry asks Tiara. "Well.. I'm right here." chimes in Will. "Ohh sorry will I kinda forget you're a guy sometime since you're always with us you know<3" aubry says sweetly. "It's all good girl.." he says.

"Umm. King and Kenneth are at the studio.." says Tiara. "Oh.. Well I was gonna go for a run, wanna come?" Aubry offers. "Oh sure".

The two girls get in cute gym clothes and head for a jog.

^Confessional - Aubry

Honestly, after everything me and Tiara have gone through in this house as the last girls.. what me and Tiara have is really unbreakable. Like she always says I am my sister's keeper.

Will wonders around the house idly bored.

^Confessional - Kyle

Since the room mates have come back.. It feels about just the same since they left Jamaica. I'm mostly spending time alone. But it's fine. I'm still enjoying my time away, it's relaxing.

^Confessional - Will

I see Kyle is just laying around.. being BORING. I honestly forgot he was even in this house still. He's really gotta go! Taking up extra space, FOR WHAT?!

"Excuse me Kyle." says Will knocking on Kyle's door. "What is it Will?"
"I just wanna casually know.. what are you still doing here? HMM?" asks Will condescendingly.

"I'm just chillin dude, why am I bothering you?" asks Kyle. "I just really don't get it. I mean you have no friends... you have no boyfriend... OH! That must be it. You have NOTHING to go home to so you may as well linger here. Is that it?" asks Will with a mean grin on his face.

^Confessional - Kyle

Will is obviously trying to start a confrontation with me. But he's out of luck. I'm not wasting my time on fighting.

"Dude can I ask YOU something?" asks Kyle. "Hmm?" wonders Will. "What is it that I do that bothers you so much?! Seriously man, I don't go near you. I purposely AVOID YOU for no problems. So really why are you so obsessed with me?" asks Kyle.

Will is left dumbfounded. "I ii i I'm not obsessed with you! You just irk me." snaps Will. "Is it because I'm white?" asks Kyle bluntly. "Well.. No!" says Will

"Well what is it? Are you really that much of a hater on my sexuality?" asks Kyle. Will pauses for a minute. "Yes. YOU DISGUST ME" snaps will. Kyle glares at Will. "Dude sit down, and lets have a conversation"

Will sits down, and the two talk calmly and finally get to know each other.

-several hours later-

Tiara and Aubry arrive home.

"Williammmm we're home!!" says Aubry. "Yeah twin where are you?" calls out Tiara.

Aubry walks in on Will and Kyle's conversation.

^Confessional - Will

Wow. I have been totally wrong about Kyle. What seemed like a pretentious holier then thou faggot turns out to be a charming, intelligent stand up guy. I'm over my whole tirade against Kyle. And I hope he and I can remain friends.

"You know, I just want to apolgize for everything" says Will humbly. "It's ok" says Kyle softly. "How.. how do you do that?" says Will holding back the tears. "How are you so strong" says Will holding his heart. "Because I used to be weak" says Kyle blowing his ciggarette.

^Confessional - Aubry

O-m-g! Does this mean they're cool?! Does this mean... everyone can finally go out and get along!? This is great news! We don't have much time here left. Lets enjoy it.

^Confessional - Kyle

After sitting Will down and talking to him, I think he now sees me as a person and not just some target on a reality show. I forgive him for all the stuff he's done to me because it's truly shown how much I've grown as a person.

[Cali Royalty]

King and Kenneth walk in and see Kyle,Aubry, and Tiara chatting.

"Oh all ya'll cool now?" asked King

"Yep we're all good! Right ya'll?" asked Will.

"RIGHT!" said everyone in unison.

Confessional King: Seeing that Will made up with Kyle is a beautiful thing... I mean Kyle and I had our battles, but I never hated the nigga.

"Okay let's go out then fam" said Kenneth.

"Woohoo!" said everyone as they all ran to their rooms to get ready.

Confessional Kyle: Will and I see eye to eye, Aubry isn't being overly creepy, Kenneth isn't being racist, Tiara is actually speaking with me, and King is actually cool,calm,and collected! This experience has just gotten better.

The roomates all headed to venom where they partied.

Kyle danced with a random chick as did King and Kenneth...

Kyle danced with Tiara and Aubry found her a lucky gentleman.

"Oh that's my song!" yelled Tiara as she got low on the floor and starting bouncing her booty.

"Go Tiara! Go Go Go!" yelled everyone.

"Make it rain on me baby" yelled Tiara.

Everyone was just having a time to be remembered.

Confessional Aubry: So we are at the club and I feel so alive! I ain't all over Kyle and embarassing myself! I actually found myself a hot dude and I am loving every bit of this night!

Hours later

Everyone found their way back to the limos.

"Cheers to a successful night!" yelled King as he popped a cork off the champagne.

"CHEERS!!" yelled everyone in unison.

The next day

Confessional King: So I got a good night sleep last night... No screaming, no hollering just peace and I wake up to work out, and I get a call from TDAWG saying that he wants me to debut the song that Kenneth produced for me in front of a crowd today.

"Dude that's sick! I am happy for you man" said Kenneth.

"Thanks man, if it wasn't for you this song wouldn't even be possible" said King.

"Nah man... You got skills" said Kenneth

"You'd be surprised how many people I do beats for and produce, and their music still comes out like trash" said Kenneth again

"Really?" said King.

"Nah I make everyone sound good" laughed Kenneth.

They both laughed in unison.

"What are you waiting on nigga? We gotta get there to warm up" said Kenneth.

"Yeah let's get out!" said King.

Kenneth and King exited to warm up and prep for the night.

On the other hand...

Kyle and Will were chatting

"So yeah... My family comes from a strong religious background" said Will.

"Oh I see now" said Kyle.

"What's the longest term girl friend that you've had?" wondered Kyle.

"About 1 year" said Will.

"Oh really?" said Kyle.

"Yeah" said Will.

"I'm so glad we're getting along man" said Kyle.

"Me too actually... Me too" said Will with a smile.

"Hey guys! Tiara and I were thinking that we could go get King a gift for his performance tonight" said Aubry

"Yeah, just to show him that we are proud of him for coming so far" said Tiara.

"Why not?" said Kyle.

The happy campers headed off to a gift shop to get King a present.

"Do you think he'd like this?" asked Aubry.

"A new orleans snow globe? NO" laughed Will.

"But it has the mardis gras colored glitter in it, and it'll remind him of his time here" said Aubry.

"How about this I LOVE NOLA tshirt" said Tiara...

"Nah... Too toury" said Will.

"I've got an idea!" said Will.

Everyone huddled together to hear the idea.

"Let's put all our money together and..." whispered Will.

Later that night...

Everyone arrived at King's mini concert.

"I am super excited!" said Kyle.

"Oh you never saw him perform huh Kyle?" asked Will.

"Nope you guys always went without me" said Kyle.

"Awwww Kylie" everyone said together pinching his cheeks

"Haha Kylie? I kinda like it" laughed Kyle.

"OKAY EVERYBODY PUT YAH HANDS TOGETHA FOR THE OGIC!!!" yelled TDAWG

"Wooooooooooooooh!!!!!" yelled all the roomies in the audience.

"I fly with the stars in the skies, I am no longer trying to suvive, I believe that life is a prize, but to live doesn't mean your alive! Don't worry bout me, and who a FIYAH! I get what I DESIYAH! It's my EMPIYAH!" rapped King.

"This song is frigging awesome!" said Kyle

"I know! Isn't he the best!" said Tiara.

"Thank me too" chuckled Kenneth.

Everyone clapped and rocked to the music.

Later after the performance... All the roomies ran over to King to embrace him and congratulate him on a wonderful performance.

King came from backstage and greeted his fellow real worlders...

"Wow guys! I was actually signing autographs!" said King.

"Dude that's awesome" said Kyle.

"I know, thanks man" said King.

"Look King, we all decided to get you something to show our proudness of you!" said Will.

"Here" said Tiara with a smile.

"Oooh a box!" said King as he opened it.

"WHAT!!! AN ICED OUT ROLEX!!!" yelled King.

"Yeah it was expensive! We put all our money together just for you" said Aubry.

"Awww come here!" said King group hugging them all.

"Now you don't have to wear mine anymore" laughed Will.

"HAHAHAHA" everyone laughed as King play punched Will in the arm.

"You know what you guys? Let's go get drinks to celebrate!" said King.

"I am down!" said Kenneth.

"Yeah, I can use a sex on the beach" said Will.

"Haha sure bro" said King.

Everyone left and headed to the The Prosper Room ( A sushi joint/ sports bar)

"I never tried this shit! I just wanted a drink" joked King.

"Come on bro! New experiences" cheered Kyle.

"Okay... Here gos nothin" said King slipping the sushi in his mouth.

"It's not bad right?" said Tiara

King chugged it down with some liquor.

"Oh now you're playing it up!" laughed Will.

Everyone laughed,ate, and drank...

"Hold on guys... I just got an aim" said Kyle.

Peope still do that?" laughed Kenneth.

"Nah I just use it for my boy... my... wait! This can only mean one thing!" said Kyle rushing out of the bar.

Kyle read the message that said.

"After some long thinking, I realized that love is about going through problems and fighting through them for the person that you want to spend the rest of your life with. Baby I'm missing you insane. I forgive you. Call me tonight, so we can rekindle our romance. Ill see you in a week kissyface"

Kyle's jaw dropped and he did a twirl and jumped in excitement.

"I wonder what that was all about" said Aubry eating her sushi.

"GUYS! TRACY FORGAVE ME!" yelled Kyle.

"Uh OH! Congrats dude!" yelled Kenneth.

"I'm happy for you Kyle... I truly am and I won't act weird no more" laughed Aubry.

"Thanks guys!" said Kyle.

"OKAY I CALL A TOAST!" yelled Will... "TOAST TO KING AND ALL HIS FUTURE SUCCESS, AND TOAST TO KYLE'S RELATIONSHIP AND MAY WE ALL BE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!" said Will.

"CHEERS!!!" everyone said as they drank.

The next day

Tiara was doing her hair

Aubry was putting on her makeup...

Will was making himself something to eat.

Kyle was messaging Tracy

King was working out

and Kenneth was sketching.

"Aubry, do you hear that?" asked Tiara from the bathroom as she looked in the vanity.

"No, what girl?" asked Aubry.

"PEACE AND QUIET!" said Tiara.

"I know" said Aubry taking a happy sigh.

"I was wondering if I should take you all to meet miss cleo the voodoo lady" said Tiara.

"That sounds pretty scary" said Aubry.

"Come on... I would be fun" said Tiara.

"Well if everyone is down! I'll go" said Aubry.

"I'll make sure of it" said Tiara.

Confessional Tiara: Everyone is on the same page, so why not introduce my peeps to Miss Cleo! Maybe she can read our futures.

Tiara convinved everyone to come and they all unwillingly accepted.

Confessional King: I only accepeted because I don't want Miss Cleo to do any voodoo on me for not showing up.

Fastforwards to everyone arriving at Miss Cleo's Voodoo Shack.

"Come in my darlings" said Miss Cleo.

Everyone entered.

"HAVE A SEAT!" she said.

Everyone sat down.

"I will proceed to read all of you...." she said with a creepy tone.

Kenneth gulped.

"Okay let's start with Kyle! I see that you are a humble young man, you are as calm as a lake, yet some people tend to misunderstand you as a weake person! Stay strong my child. You have a long lasting love in your future" said Miss Cleo.

"Thanks" said Kyle.

"Now onto Kenneth... You are a spitfire, but very talented. Cool it down and remember that no matter the color of ones skin, we are all sisters and brothers! Continue your producing career, you will hit the jackpot soon" said Miss Cleo.

"Wow... Cool" said Kenneth.

Miss Cleo continued on her readings, telling Aubry that she will become a playmate and telling King that he should move to the NOLA where his rap career will take off.

"IT IS YOUR TURN MY DARLING TIARA! You are a princess, looking for her prince charming. You are going to have to come across a few toads here and there, but that lucky someone will be awaiting you and you'll know it too! I predict that you'll be... A Basketball Wife!" said Miss Cleo.

"OH MY GOSH! THANKS MISS CLEO!" yelled Tiara.

"AND NOW ONTO WILL! I got the strongest vibe from you... Your true self is trapped within, begging to be let out. Get rid of that phone facade and come out that closet! Let the true you shine! Wave that flag of pride!" said Miss Cleo.

Everyone looked around as an awkward silence filled the room.

"Well... Thanks Miss Cleo for your readings!" said Tiara shaking her hand as everyone proceeded to leave.

"Me dear Tiara, I will miss you! Here's my card! Call me whenever you'd like! Just 100 dollars a minute!" said Miss Cleo.

"Okay Thanks!" said Tiara.

The roomies proceeded back to the mansion...

"Let's have a pool party!" yelled Aubry.

"I'm down!" said Tiara.

"Me too!" said Will

everyone put on their bathing suits and headed outside for a splash.

Confessional Aubry: It's a scorching hot day in NOLA, so why not have some fun in the sun and go for a swim!?

The roomates got in and swam around splashing each other and having a blast.

[DAViE]

-a few days later-

^Confessional - Aubry

There's only a few days left in this house, and everyone is getting along great! It seems like without Izzy and Troyce the house has turned into one big happy family.

"So are we going out tonight?" asks Tiara. "We go out every night" says Kenneth jokingly with Tiara. "I'm feelin venom tonight" says King. "I need a big booty biddy" says Kenneth. "Ight we gonna make it happen" says King

^Confessional - Kenneth

I know some niggas out there will think I'm a punk ass for forgiving Kyle and King for jumping my ass when I first got into this house, but lemme tell ya'll something. It's a different experience living here then it is watching it. I feel like King and I gonna be the next 40 and drake so I got his back 110%.

The room mates head to venom 505

^Confessional - Kyle

We're going to Venom 505 tonight. It's time to party like a mother fucker. I'm back with Tracy, I'm on top of the world. No one is gonna ruin my time tonight

- at the club -

"Wow it's packed tonight" comments Will. "LEtsss PARTY!!" yells an already tipsy Aubry immediately heading to the bar.

^Confessional - Tiara

Since miss cleo told me my fortune. I am on a mission to find the love of my life! And according to what I've been told, he's a basketball player -blinks-. Since we're at a black club, maybe he's in here!

Tiara begins mingling like a hoe with any nigga with a jersey on.

She spots one guy in particular with a large watch on. "Hiii, what's your name?" she says with dollar signs in her eyes, as she grinds on his dick hardbody. "Shawty keep yo mouth shut and dance" says the random nigga. "Yes daddy!" she says.

a drunk Aubry and Kyle dance together, while Will watches in jealousy from a far.

^Confessional - Will

I thought Aubry was "OVER" Kyle, why is she dancing with him? And..I thought Kyle was GAY again? What is the meaning of this? -bitter-

Kenneth and King bring numerous girls into the Real Worlder's vip section.



"Yo will we brought you a hoe" says Kenneth sending the ugliest girl his way. "Oh.. thanks guys" he says sipping on his drink more concentrated on Kyle.

^Confessional - Will

Kenneth and King wing man me the most basic hoes. Don't they know I have different taste then them?


The fat bitch begins chatting Will's ear off. "So how's it feel to be on the REAL WORLD? I bet it's awesome knowing you'll be like... a celebrity when it's over"

"You know.. I've always wanted to be on the real world too" says the hoe. Will ignores the groupie, and simply stares at Aubry act more hoeish on Kyle as minutes pass.


^Confessional - Aubry

I honestly don't have feelings for Kyle.. but like. I don't know, he's the cutest boy in the club. So why not dance with him?


Aubry continues to grind on a drunken Kyle who grabs her ass. "You're so beautiful" he whsipers into her ear.

^Confessional - Aubry

Even though I am over him he's like... so good looking. And he might be saying this stuff just because he's drunk. I'm still gonna act on it.

Aubry turns around and begins viciously making out with Kyle.

^Confessional - Kyle

Right now I'm hooking up with Aubry.. in the heat of the moment. I'm really not thinking straight tonight.

Will rushes over to the two leaving the groupie hoe behind. "AUBRY!" he yells. "You're A HOME WRECKER!" he snaps. "whaaat?" she slurrs. "Dude what the hell?" says Kyle. "Snap out of it boy!" says Will.

^Confessional - Kyle

Thankfully Will saves my drunk ass. But.. what happens next.. I don't think anyone was expecting.


"What's the problem Will..? I'm just chillen!" slurrs Kyle. 'You don't want that hoe!" snaps Will pointing to Aubry. "HEY!" snaps Aubry.

"You don't know what I want!" snaps Kyle. "Yes I do!" says Will grabbing Kyle, and passionately kissing him...

King and Kenneth watch from a far jaw dropped. As Aubry stands there awkwardly