Real World San Diego

[Cali Royalty]

The Real World San Diego

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SECOND CHANCES

Welcome to beautiful sunny San Diego, filled with beautiful scenery, beautiful people, exciting nightlife, and Sea World. This season on the Real World 7 strangers who haven't had it so easy in life come together in Sunny D California, to live together, cry together, fight together, love together, and ultimately create bonds, friendships, or even rivalries that last a lifetime.

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The first person to enter this beautiful beach side San Diego mansion equipped with a golf course, a large pool and hot tub, and many other breathtaking amenities was the spicy and gorgeous April from Queens

April intro: The name is April. I am From Queens NY, although you might not be able to tell from my appearance and plain accent. Don't let the beauty or niceness fool you, I am a tough cookie. Loyalty is really big for me, and friendships mean a lot to me, so If I find a friend in the house then it is most likely forever until they cross me. I believe I am a natural defender of weaker people. I don't like cold hearted people and I can't stand phonies. Hmmm what else? I like to play with the hearts of boys. I come off as the nice cutsie girl first, then I surprise them once they realize that I am a bad bitch.

"ANYONE HOME?" April asked as she entered the mansion.

"Wow this is just a breathtaking place." she then said to herself.

"Definitely not in Queens anymore" she said again.

Confessional April: Upon entering the mansion, I am overjoyed and I just feel like Cinderella. I feel like a Princess and this is my mansion! It feels so surreal that this is now my home... Well... for 3 months -giggles-

April runs up the stairs and picks her room. (The Pink room) and she plops down on her bed and lets out a huge sigh of relief.

There are 3 rooms with beds in them.

The Pink Room (2 beds)
The Black Room(2 Beds)
The Green Room(3 beds)

The next person in the house is Jon from Jersey.

Jon intro: I'm Jonny Cash Money from Jersey and I am coming on the Real World to turn it up and party. When I found out it was California, I was ecstatic. I have never been to the west side, so I am excited about this. Growing up in the tri-state area all my life, and finally seeing another perspective of America is refreshing... Especially because of my past of hard drugs... I think being here will be the ultimate test. A new area= new temptations, and I just hope I do not turn to my old ways. I believe in myself so that is all that matters.

"Hey beautiful" said Jon as he greeted April with a hug and peck on the cheek, afterwards he popped his bubble gum loudly, drug in his wheeled luggage, and raised his dark shades to check the place out.

Confessional April: Jon is a very nice and cleaned up guy. He seemed like a bad boy type. He was absolutely a gentleman when we first met.

"So... it's just us?" asked Jon.

"Yes... For now" smiled April.

"Let me show you around!" April offered.

"Sure sure" said Jon with an excited grin on his face as he rubbed his hands together in excitement.

Confessional Jon: I am just in shock of how gorgeous this house is... I mean this crib is off the chain.

"Your accent... Is it New York?" asked April

"Jersey! Jersey!" said Jon correcting her with a half smile.

"Oh nice! Queens here... I never picked up an accent haha I guess I'll fit in Cali quite nice " replied April.

"Oh nice! We are neighbors haha" laughed Jon.

Confessional Jon: April seems like a nice girl. A goody two shoes. Her body language seems like she isn't trusting of me, and I hope to change that. She seems very soft spoken and reserved. I am wondering why a pretty and timid girl like her even picked up an application to come on this show to be honest.

"So this is the golf course" said April.

"Oh that's what's up! Too bad I ain't a golf fan... too boring" giggled Jon.

"Haha me neither man..." said April as an awkward silence filled the room.

"He used to? Maybe he got bored with it too eh?" laughed Jon.

"Heh... Let me show you the rooms!" said April quickly switching the subject.

"So this is my room..." said April.

"Nice nice, but pink ain't really my color, so Ima choose this black room in here with the 3 beds... more my style.

"I see" said April.

"Well understandable heehee!" said April again raising up her shoulders in a cutsie way.

on the other hand, the next person to enter the lovely mansion was a cool guy named Marty

Marty intro: Well I am Marty from Long Island, and I love the Lord. The Real World doesn't seem like a place for a Christian, but I signed up to show that Christian boys can have fun too. I had a past with alcoholism that I am not proud of, and this is sort of a test for me... I am thrown into San Diego which is seaside a city with a night life, and I know that with my faith in God, I will not allow temptation to overcome me and to slip into taking a sip of alcohol. I am determined to show America that I can get the party started with a Red Bull.

"Thank you JESUS!" exclaimed Marty as he entered the mansion.

"Uh oh we have more company" said April to Jon, as they trotted down the stairs.

"AYO!!!!" yelled Jon as he saw Marty.

"What is up peeps!?" yelled Marty back, raising his arms up.

Confessional Jon: Marty seems like he can be my brother from another mother... We kind of look the same, and off the bat with his accent and his looks, I can tell he was an east coast Puerto Rican like myself!

"What's up man!" said Jon as he gave Marty a handshake.

"What's up bro" said Marty.

"Hi there " said April smiling.

"Hello Hello" said Marty.

"So you puerto rican too?" asked Jon.

"Yeah something like that..." said Marty.

"Jon then said something in Puerto Rican slang"

Marty gave a confused glare...

"Yeah I don't speak Spanish..." said Marty.

"Oh my bad bruh" said Jon.

"It's all good." said Marty.

"WOW this house is nice! I am feeling so blessed right now" said Marty.

"I know right... come look around with us, and then we can get some drinks by the bar... yeah?" asked April.

"Oh hun, I do not drink, but I can go for a pepsi right now." said Marty.

"Ahhh I see" said April.

Confessional Jon: Marty is a little weird. He seems like one of those religious freak kids. Never got along with that type. They were always very judging. Oh and... what Puerto Rican doesn't speak a little Spanish?

"So what room you taking?" asked April.

"Black is too dark and demonic for me... and Pink... not so much... Ima roll with the green" said Marty.

"Wow I feel like this is the first time in Real World history where none of the first 3 people are roomates yet." laughed April.

"Yeah, you'd think that since we are all east coasters, that we'd all wanna room together, but we are all so damn different" explained Jon.

"I know right... damn we are all from the East Coast huh??? Shit..." said April sipping on her cocktail.

"I hear a doorbell" said Marty

The 3 east coasters ran down stairs to greet yet another east coaster... Brina from Brooklyn NY.

Brina intro: WHAT IT DO!? I am Brina from the BK. I am definitely going to run this house, so these people better watch out. I don't care if you are a guy or a chick, I can take you on bark to bark and fists to fist. But on the real, I am a pretty nice person, you just can't get me mad because my temper will implode and then explode. It is a nasty trait I have that I tried to fix with numerous visits to my therapist and anger management but it does not work. I am a proud bisexual women. If I like you sexually then I am going to pursue you. It is that simple.

"AYYYEEEE TURN UP!" yelled Brina as she dropped her luggage and began to do a little dance.

"AYYYYEEEE!!!!" the other 3 yelled in unison.

"Let me guess you from Jersey or NY too?" laughed April.

"BROOKLYN!!!" yelled Brina.

"AAAAYYYYYEEE!!!!" yelled the crowd of 4.

"I'm Brina" said Brina as she shook each persons hand introducing herself.

"So far we have Long Island, Queens, Jersey, and Brooklyn in the house." said Jon

"That's what's up" said Brina.

"We definitely have to be cool" said Brina.

"Fosho" said Jon.

"I can get a little crazy I am just warning you guys" laughed Brina.

"I can too girl" laughed April.

"Nah you are a nice girl" joked Jon.

"Psssshhhh you just met me today papa, you have no idea what is in store" laughed April.

"UH OH!" laughed Jon and Brina.

Confessional April: At first everyone was a little stand offish, but Brina came in and she just got us all together and mingling. I am starting to get pumped and hyped for this experience.

-shows the roomates laughing, talking and acting silly... with the exception of Marty-

"Where is Marty?" asked Brina.

"He is upstairs in his room... He doesn't really drink..." explained April.

"Uh... neither do I, but we can still fucking mingle and get to know each other, it is the first day." argued Jon.

"His loss" laughed Brina as she popped a bottle of champagne.

Confessional Marty: I am not being snooty or snobbish. I just decided to run upstairs and pray to my God. Brina has already turned this house upside down with her wild personality, and I just want to stay as sane as possible.

"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!" said a voice of a innocent blonde girl, who slowly opened the mansion door.

Shayna intro: Hey! I'm Shayna and I am a sweet girl from Connecticut... Um well, not really. Despite my sweet blonde girl face, I am pretty bad ass. I love riding bulls, shooting guns, and showing my little white girl ass. I am always down for a good ass time. However, I am not going to show the roomates my wild and devious side. I am going to be as sweet as possible and let them think I am an innocent weaklink who cannot defend myself... Just a harmless little chemo patient, but in reality I am hell on heels. Let's see how long I can secretly scheme in this house and keep the wool over their eyes.

"Awww you look like Barbie's daughter" said April.

"Haha thanks... I think" smiled Shayna.

"Let me guess... You are from NY or NJ?" asked Jon.

"I am from Connecticut" said Shayna.

"You still from the tri-state area though" said Brina.

"We are on a roll!" said April.

"So you are all from the tri-state?" asked Shayna.

"Yup yup" said Jon.

"Wow that is awesome... I guess the producers wanted us east coasters to turn Cali out" giggled Shayna.

"What you know about turning things out blondie?" laughed Brina.

"Hehe not much..." blushed Shayna.

"Aw she is adorbs" said April.

"Thanks hunny! You guys are some hotties too I must admit!" said Shayna.

"Awww thanks darling" said April.

Confessional April: Shayna is a sweetheart. She is like the baby of the group, and I wanna take her under my wing.

"I think Ima take the pink room" said Shayna.

"YAY!!! Roomies!!!" clapped April.

-they both hugged-

"Yeah Ima room with you Jersey" said Brina to Jon.

"So... Jersey and Brina in the Black room and Blondie and me in the pink room.... That means the other two are stuck with Mr. Jesus laughed April.

"ANYONE HOME!?" yelled a dude from downstairs.

Everyone rushed down the stairs to greet the very artistic Elic from Rhode Island.

Elic intro: I am Elic from Rhode Island and I am the chillest dude on the planet. I hate drama, negativity, and chaos... I know what you are wondering right? Why come on the Real World? Well I wanted the chance to come to California, to express myself. I am sick of being in fucking Rhode Island where there is nothing to do, and no where to branch out. My parents don't disown me, and I am just a struggling artist trying to make it ya know?

Confessional April: Elic is a hottie! I think we will get along just great.

"Ayo!!! Tattoo posse" yelled Brina.

"Oh word?" laughed Elic.

"You from the tri-state?" asked Jon.

"Nah..." said Elic.

"AAWWWWW MAN!!!!" laughed the house in unison.

"Are you at least from the east coast?" wondered April.

"Yessir... RI" said Elic.

"That's good enough" said Brina.

Confessional Shayna, April, Brina, and Jon: So... Elic is a cool ass guy, but he kinda broke our tri-state flow... It's all good though -laughs-... OMG we should call ourselves "The Tri State" joked Brina. "OH FAH SHO!!!" said Jon. "The tri state it is" said April as she raised her cocktail... "CHEERS TO THE TRISTATE!!!!" said Shayna, April, Brina, and Jon in unison.... "What about the Mr. Jesus?" wondered April.... "NAH!!!!" said Brina and Jon as they looked at each other and laughed.

On the other hand...

"So I guess, I am your roomie buddy" said Elic as he rolled his luggage into the green room with Marty.

"Yeah buddy" said Marty, flipping the pages of his bible.

"So what's good bro?" asked Elic.

"Just feeling blessed as fuck dog... You?" asked Marty.

"Same, I guess... Glad to be here in Cali. I feel at home now" said Elic.

Elic and Marty bonded and chatted for a while and then they finally noticed that the last roommate would be sleeping in their room.

"Bet it is a hot chick?" said Elic.

"Aw dude, it doesn't matter to me... I am celibate." said Marty.

"Aw man that sucks" said Elic.

"Not if you have determination to get to heaven" said Marty.

"I see..." said Elic as he sipped his cocktail...


"Hello..." said a montone girl from downstairs as she opened the mansion doors.

Kimmie intro: Yo, I am Kimmie and I am from Long Island. Some would call me damaged, maybe broken, but I am me, and I am getting my life back on track. You may ask... Why the Real World? Idk... I am sure I will get tweets saying I am a bad mom because I am coming on a party show with a child, but who gives fuck. Ima be me regardless. I am happily engaged to my wonderful fiancee Rob, and I guess this trip will be the ultimate test... I dealt with A LOT of bullshit in life, so I am pretty sure I can handle the nonsense RW has to offer.

"Is someone down stairs?" wondered April...

"I think so" said Shayna...

"Dude I hear our roomie" said Elic to Marty.

Everyone ran down to meet Kimmie.

"YAY ANOTHER GIRL!!!" said April.

"She's hot too!" said Elic and Jon jinxing each other.

"She sure is" said Brina.

"Watch it guys and girls... I am taken" joked Kimmie.

-Shayna rolled her eyes in envy, but no one noticed.-

Everyone greeted and hugged Kimmie.

"You are our roomate by default" said Marty and Elic.

"Uh oh I wonder what Rob will feel about me sharing a room with two attractive dudes" joked Kimmie.

"Haha" laughed Elic.

"DING DING DING" Jon began clanking a spoon to his glass to get the houses attention.

"COUCH TIME!!!! LET'S GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER" said Jon.

"Sounds good to me" smiled April.

Everyone sat around on a couch where they all began to go around and tell stories about their lives...

"I'm Shayna and I am a cancer survivor." said Shayna as she began to tear up and cry.

April wrapped her arms around her and began to comfort her.

"Awww hun bun" said Brina.

"Yeah... This blonde hair is a wig..." said Shayna pulling it off and crying.

"You are still gorgeous" said Marty.

"God is good for keeping you with us" said Marty again.

"Yes he is" said Shayna wiping her tears...

as time went on...

Elic began telling how his parents aren't supportive of him and his career goals...

Marty talked about his addiction to alcohol and how he overcame it by going to church...

Kimmie talked about her addiction issues and early pregnancy

and Jon also shared his addiction story...

April shared how she never had her dad around

and Brina discussed how she isn't who her parents want her to be...

Everyone cried and shared an emotional moment together.

"Look, we are all here for a reason! California is about second chances, and we are all here trying to get a motherfucking second chance! CHEERS TO STARTING OVER!!!" said Jon...

Everyone clapped and cheered.

Confessional Shayna: Everyone in this house is fucking pathetic. I thought this was the Real World... Not Rehab with Dr. Drew... I know it is just the first day, but everyone getting along makes me ill...

Later on that night... everyone decided to gather by the pool and bond some more rather than go to the club.

"I am glad we decided to stay home and enjoy this beautiful mansion" said Jon.

"Me too bro" said Marty

Confessional Marty: We all realized that most of us are not HUGE party animals... Most of us barely drink and after these long as flights from the east coast to CA, we are too tired to go and party... I am so glad the party animals like Brina and April decided to compromise for us.

Brina, Shayna, Kimmie, and April all sat in the pool in their bikinis as did the guys with their trunks on...

"Come here Kimmie I wanna talk to you" said Shayna.

"Sure thing" said Kimmie getting out of the pool and following Shayna upstairs...

"Let me make you some shots" said Shayna randomly.

"Oh... why just me?" asked Kimmie.

"Because I like you..." said Shayna randomly

"Um ok sure.."said Kimmie with a confused look.

Confessional Shayna: I fucking hate Kimmie. SHE HAS A DAUGHTER!!! What kind of mother comes on national television with a child? Especially on a show like this? Ima get her fucked up tonight, to show American why bad moms should not be on tv...

Shayna fixed Kimmie shot after shot, while pouring herself sprite...

Kimmie began to over indulge

Confessional Kimmie: Shayna is a sweet girl, so I decided to connect with her and learn a lot more about her... We have been through the most in this house. Her with her cancer, and me with my life struggles... So we decided to talk away from the rest of the crew over drinks...

Kimmie became noticeably tipsy, and Shayna took advantage.

"So doesn't Brina look like a big ugly dyke?" laughed Shayna.

"That's mean" laughed a tipsy Kimmie.

"Come on... just a little right? I mean you have a daughter... would you let her act as manly and unladylike as Brina?" laughed Shayna.

"My daughter is nothing like Brina..." said Kimmie.

"Good." said Shayna sipping her drink of sprite."

Kimmie began to laugh and and slur her words.

"WOW KIMMIE WHAT A LOW BLOW!!!" yelled Shayna.

"What are you talking about?" slurred... Kimmie.

"YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!!!" snapped Shayna.

Everyone ran out the pool to see what was going on.

"What the hell is going on here?" asked Brina.

"She said you were a big ugly dyke and her daughter would be nothing like you" said Shayna.

"What....?" slurred Kimmie.

"Wow I can't even..." said Shayna throwing up her hands and walking away from the bar.

Confessional Brina: So everyone was getting along great, and this big nosed red headed bitch wanna come in and start drama?

"I look ten times better than you bitch!" snapped Brina.

"Don't come at me like that!" Slurred a sloppy Kimmie.

"Bitch DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CONDUCT MYSELF!!!!" snapped an enraged Brina.

"Hey hey hey guys calm down" said Marty.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS FREAK! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND KIMMIE" snapped a red faced Brina.

"I can't believe her" snapped Shayna.

"You lying bald cunt" slurred Kimmie.

"WHAT!!!!?" snapped April

Shayna began to cry and break down.

"IMA FUCK HER UP NOW!!!" snapped a slightly tipsy Brina.

"I AM TOO!!! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!? HOW DARE YOU TALK TO BLONDIE THAT WAY!!!? THAT IS FUCKING LOW" snapped April.

"You're a bitch!" snapped Brina.

"A fucking bitch!" snapped April.

"Ladies... ladies please calm down" said Elic holding April and Brina back.

"LIARS!!!! LIARS!!!!" yelled Kimmie as she cried and ran to the phones...

Jon ran over to comfort a crying Shayna.

"How could she say that to me? snapped Shayna.

"Because she's a fucking bitch" snapped April.

"This is the first day!!! I did not want my blood pressure up this high snapped Brina..

"Calm down girls... she is just drunk" said Elic.

"Fuck that... She knows what she just did... drunk or not" said April.

Marty paced around with his hands on his head...

Confessional Marty: Already?... Drama Already?? Really? Oh Jesus.

Kimmie with tears down her face, eyeliner dripping down, and snot down her nose called her boy friend Rob (although it is 2 am in the morning and he is most likely sleep along with her baby Alicia)... No answer...

Kimmie slammed the phone and curled up into a ball and went to bed in the phone room...

After Elic calmed down April and Brina... him and Marty decided to carry a dead sleep Kimmie up to bed to their room.

While the Tri-State stayed down stairs comforting Shayna.

"Dude... I don't care if she is drunk or not... I don't like anyone who throws blows that low" said April.

"Yeah dude... we just bonded like a few hours ago, and she is gonna fucking call Brina a dyke and make fun of poor little blondies wig? smfh..." said Jon.

"I know right... fuck her." said Brina.

Confessional April: Me, Jesery, Blondie, and Brina are like a secret clique. I hope our bond doesn't falter.

The Tri State finally got blondie to stop crying and all decided to go up to their rooms.

"It just sucks that a perfect day had to end like this..." said Jon.

"I know Jersey, but tomorrow is another day. I am just so glad that Elic was there to stop me from going all the way to 180." said Brina.

"Whoa. I am scared to see you at 180... I thought you were already at 180" said Jon.

"Jersey you ain't seen shit yet my dude" laughed Brina.

Jon laughed, as he turned off his lamp in the Black room and him and Brina went to bed.


Shayna and April also went to bed in the pink room and the entire mansion was asleep by 3 am...


The next morning

"KIMMIE!!!! PHONE FOR YOU!!!" yelled Elic from downstairs (who was the only Real Worlder awake at 7 am)

"Huh..." said Kimmie falling out of bed with a terrible hangover... plopping on the floor awaking Marty...

The members of "The Tri State were still fast asleep"...

Kimmie waddled down stairs to get the phone with no memory of last night...

"Thanks Elic.." mumbled a half asleep Kimmie.

"No prob..." said Elic as he returned to the kitchen to finish smoking and sketching a drawing.

Marty followed behind Kimmie, half asleep as well, and proceeded to get some bacon and eggs ready for the entire house.

Confessional Marty: So I am awake this morning, and I want to be a good Christian and fix the entire house some breakfast, to ease their minds from last nights chaos.

Meanwhile... Kimmie answered the phone...

"Hello?" said Kimmie with a very sleepy voice.

"Baby you called late last night... You all good?" asked Rob.

"I did?" asked Kimmie.

"Babe you aren't drinking too much are you?" asked Rob...

"No no no..." lied Kimmie.

"Okay baby... Just checking on you" said Rob...

"Say hi Alicia" said Rob handing the phone to Kimmie's daughter.

"Hi mommy" said the baby.

"Awww my baby" said Kimmie shedding a tear...

Kimmie finished up talking to her family, then she entered the kitchen with her roomies...

"What yah drawing?" Kimmie asked Elic.

"A succubus" said Elic.

"Nice..." said Kimmie

"And do I smell pancakes?" said Kimmie.

"Yep and bacon and eggs!!! For everybody" said Marty.

"Right on" said Kimmie.

"You better from last night?" asked Elic with his cig in his mouth...

"Last night?" asked Kimmie confused.

"Yeah it was bad..." said Marty.

"Huh?" said Kimmie.

"You got drunk and called Brina a dyke and made fun of Shayna for having cancer" said Elic.

"WHAT!!!?" snapped Kimmie horrified.

"Yeah... April and Brina wanted to beat your ass, but I calmed them down... Plus, me and Marty carried you to bed and covered you up... made sure you were warm" said Elic.

"Wow... Thanks... WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!?" said Kimmie to herself.

"Don't stress... We all make mistakes... Plus that's why you shouldn't indulge in that devil's juice... alcohol... I learned the hard way" said Marty.

Confessional Kimmie: I am disgusted with myself, and I owe Blondie and Brina an apology as soon as they wake up... Wow dude...

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Kimmie

After Elic tells me about my behavior last night I am honestly so disappointed in myself. I'm someone who understands struggle so I must have been pretty blasted to say such cruel things to my new room mates.


The room mates each come downstairs and join Marty and his christian breakfast.

"Everyone please grasp each others hands, as we say grace as a family." Everyone grabs hands as Shayna looks around repulsed.

Confessional - Shayna

Honestly is this going to be an everyday thing? This whole jesus loving thing is getting really old and I've only known this guy for like 5 minutes. -rolls eyes-

^Confessional - Marty

I am asking God to bless this house, and to free us of our temptations, and deliver us from the evils.


"Dear God. Please watch over us. We thank you for our food, our new home, and our new family" he says.
"And we thank you for giving us six real ass people and thank you for one rotten ass phony BITCH because we gonna turn her ass around. AMEN" chimes in Brina. Kimmie's face turns pale with terror.

^Confessional - Kimmie

Yes I am scared of Brina! She's like a bull, or great white shark.

April giggles to herself. As the room mates begin to eat. Kimmie sits in silence.

^Confessional - April

We're all sitting laughing and having a great time and Kimmie just looks like a starving puppy. I can't see her look so sad, I'm going to talk to her.

"Kimmie, lets go chit chat, k?" offers Aprl, as she and Kimmie exuse themselves. Shayna and Brina side eye each other

-outside by the pool-

Kimmie lights herself a ciggarette. "Want one?" She offers April. "Umm.. no thanks. I like having white teeth" she says bitchly. "Anyway, what you did last night was really uncalled for you know that right?" asks April

"I wish I could remember saying or doing anything like that.. it doesn't make sense..." she pleads. "That's not an excuse Kimmie! It's was night one and we opened up to you about our personal lives how dare yoiu throw that back in our faces!" snaps April. "I'm sorry!" Kimmie says tearing up.

"Stop crying you don't owe me an apology, you owe it to Brina and Shayna" explains April.

^Confessional - April

This whole I don't remember it, "I was drunk" excuse is tired and played out already! I have never blacked out in my life and I like to party and get totally drunk,. Seriously Kimmie? That was weak,

"You're right" Kimmie says.

the two of them go back into the mansion.

"Guys I think Kimmie has something to say" April announces as she rejoins the cast in breakfast.

=she begins to cry- "Honestly, ya'll I am so sorry, I was drunk, and I don't remember but that's not an excuse. I promise I don't feel thatway about you Brina. You're beautiful and not an ugly dyke. (brina clenches her heart and shakes her head). and Shayna you're a strong woman for surviving everything you've been through" Kimmie says humbly.
"There tthere that's enougjh tears" says Brina in a motherly voice as she hugs Kimmie and wipes her tears. April smiles, and Marty prays.

"It's ok, you're forgiven, right Shayna" Brina offers. Shayna gives a look like she just smelt shit. "Yeah... we're cool" she says dryly.

^Confessional - Brina

I forgive kimmie because ya know I been a stupid drunk bitch a couple of times and I'm sure it's gonna happen again. She's just gotta hold that liquor better.

Confessional - Shayna

I "Forgave" kimmie because like.. everyone else did -rolls eyes- ugh

"Let's just move past this, we're all going out tonight. Lets make the best of this" offers Jon

^Confessional - Elic

Something tells me the girls are going to be extra cady this season. I can't see myself having problems with any of these guys. I think Kimmie tends to chill with guys so maybe I'll be her friend in the house.

-later on-

Elic, Marty and Kimmie hang out in the Green bedroom, as Elic contineus his painting.

^Confessional - Marty

I am happy with my two room mates. Kimmie is a nice young mother, and Elic seems in touch with God and is respectful.

"So why a succubuss" asks Marty. "It's a representation of my Ex, I've been having dreams about her. She was my one true love" explains Elic dramatically. "That's really beautiful."

April walks into the room and gawks over Elic's work. "You're seriously so talanted" she says admiringly. "Yeah he really is. Your parents really don't know what they're not supporting. Kind of like my family and them not even meeting my daughter" Kimmie says sadly. Aprill comforts Kimmie. "There there sweetie" she says humbly.

^Confessional - Kimmie

I am really glad April is giving me a second chance, and being so patient wth me. I really need to redeem myself to my room mates.

"So where we going tonight guys?" asks Elic smiling. "WE'RE GOING HAMMM" jokes Brina storming into the room,.

[Cali Royalty]

Later on that night

-shows all the roomies getting ready to hit the club with the exception of Kimmie who isn't feeling too well-

Confessional Kimmie: It sucks that I come down with a sore throat and cannot join my roomies for their first night out together, but... I am going to stay home and call my baby.

"Feel better Kimmie hun" said April hugging her as the rest of the roomies marched out of the house with their club clothes on looking fly.

"So who all doesn't drink?" asked Brina.

Shayna, Jon, and Marty raised their hand...

"Damn... Mr. Jesus, Jersey, AND Blondie!!!... Elic, April, and I have to turn it up on our own I guess" said Brina.

"Hey hey hey! We can still turn it up! Ima show you" explained Marty.

"Mhm we'll see." smiled Brina.

Confessional Shayna: I don't know but Brina's deep voice is annoying me... & the fact that she thinks she is the leader of the house annoys me even more.

The roomies arrived to Club Caribe

-camera shoots around showing the place filled with tons of people dancing and getting hype to the music-

The Real Worlders found their vip section and began partying

"Let's show the west coast how to do this shit!" yelled April as she winded her hips around.

Jon took a liking to April's dancing and inched in behind her...

a slightly tipsy April mumbled... "Oh yeah Elic..."

Jon gave a confused look, and then said "No no baby... Jon".

April shrugged it off and began to wind on Jon as he caressed her hips...

On the other hand... Marty and Shayna were dancing and acting a bit silly.

-shows Shayna giggling as Marty twirls her around-

Confessional Marty: So I find Shayna to be a very beautiful girl... Definitely someone that I could take home to mother. She is a nice classy lady, and neither of us drink, so we are just laughing in the corner at the other roomies who are completely drunk.

Brina's eyes darted to Shayna and Marty giggling and having a good time and decided to walk over to their area.

"Heya Brina!" said Marty.

Shayna's shit smelling face resumed.


"AYEEEE Blondie and Jesus SITTIN IN A TREE!!!!" laughed Brina.

Confessional Shayna: So... Marty and I are just dancing and having a good time, although he is a terrible dancer... and Brina takes it upon herself to march her drunken ass over here and make a mockery out of us. UGH!!! I am so tired of this man.

"Dance with me Shaynaaaaaa" slurred Brina.

"No hehe... I am good with Marty hehe" giggled Shayna.

"Come on pleeeeeeeaze" begged Brina as she slightly grabbed Shayna by the arm, however Shayna exaggerated and pretended that Brina grabbed her extra hard and slammed herself to the ground.

"AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Shayna.

April and Jon's eyes darted toward Shayna, Brina, and Marty

Elic looked up as well...

"BRINA WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?" snapped Marty.

Brina began to have a confused look on her face...

"I DID NOT PULL HER THAT HARD!!!" snapped an angry Brina.

"Obviously you did! She is unconscious!!!" snapped Marty trying to lift Shayna to her feet who was faking to be passed out.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! DON'T FUCKING RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME!" snapped Brina at Marty.

April, Jon, and Elic ran over to see what was happening.

"What is going on?" snapped Elic.

"OH MY GOD!!!! SHAYNA!!!!" snapped April with devastation in her voice.

"Brina yanked Shayna to the ground" explained Marty.

"FUCK YOU JESUS FREAK!!! I AIN'T DO SHIT!!!" snapped a red faced Brina.

"BRINA CHILL!" snapped Elic.

"FUCK OFF ELIC!" snapped Brina.

"BRINA CALM DOWN!!!" yelled April.

"WHY ARE YOU FUCKERS GANGING UP ON ME!!!" snapped Brina as she picked up a bottle of Ciroc and threw it... and it shattered across the club floor.

"OMFG!" snapped April, as ciroc splashed on her dress.

Confessional April: Brina is acting like a bully. She already knocked poor Shayna unconscious, and now this crazy bitch is snapping on everyone of us.

"Ok we're leaving... NOW!" snapped April.

"I second that" said Marty.

Everyone began to leave the club and Jon and Elic carried phony Shayna out to the limo.

"I AIN'T GOING!!! I WANNA DANCE!!!" snapped Brina.

"You can stay Brina" snapped April.

Confessional Elic: Oh my gosh... She is lucky she isn't getting sent home right now... She knocked a girl unconscious.

The Producers pulled Brina aside and let her know that she will be spending the evening in a hotel until further notice...

Real World paramedics also came over to tend to Shayna.

Shayna's eyes slowly opened.

"Are you ok?" said the paramedics.

"Yeah yeah I think so" said Shayna

"OUCH MY HEAD!!!" lied Shayna.

"Everything seems to be fine hun, no swelling or bruising" said the paramedics.

"Thank God" said Marty

"I don't feel safe around Brina" said Shayna.

"She is going to a hotel until she sobers up" said the producers.

"Good..." said April.

Later on that night

The roomies were all back at home and filling Kimmie in on the night.

"So Brina is at a hotel for the night?" said Kimmie.

"YUP!" said Elic.

"I am so glad... I think the producers made the right choice" said April.

Shayna began to tear up

"Awww hunny" said April.

"I am sorry for crying guys... I just thought Brina was a friend" explained Shayna in a sweet little voice.

"I can't say I am surprised. The girl told me she goes from 0-180" said Jon.

"Why do they let people with anger issues into the Real World?" said Shayna wiping her tears.

"I guess we are all here to learn" said Elic.

Shayna rolled her eyes.

"You're not justifying her actions are you Elic?" asked Shayna.

"Nah nah... I am just saying that maybe she was a little drunk, just like Kimmie the other day. We all make mistakes. I am sure she will be apologetic when she sobers up" explained Elic.

Confessional Shayna: Elic and his little peace maker and benefit of the doubt mentality is so damn annoying.

"Well I hope she is apologetic... but anywho... Ima go to bed" said Shayna.

"Ok boo... get some rest" said April kissing her forehead.

"Thanks sis" smiled Shayna as she curled up and shut her eyes to sleep.

"April... Wanna cuddle with me?" asked Jon.

"Um... Sure... let me just make me some breakfast first" said April.

"It's 3 am" said Marty.

"and I am hungry" said April.

"Me too girl, Ima cook some bacon and eggs too" said Kimmie.

Kimmie and April began to cook downstairs, and Elic joined them in the kitchen at the table and began working on a new painting.

"Elic you are so damn talented" said April.

"Thanks hun" smiled Elic.

Confessional April: Elic's smile just metls my heart... He is just so yummy.

"You want some breakfast too?" asked Kimmie...

"Nah... I just wanted to come down and watch to hot girls work it in the kitchen... give me motivation for my artwork" said Elic.

"You're drawing us?" giggled April.

"Yup!" said Elic with a smile.

"Awww how cute..." said April as she pecked Elic on the cheek.

"Awww I deserve that?" joked Elic.

"Mhm" said April.

Jon watched from the stair case with envy....

Confessional Jon: I am waiting for April to come and cuddle, and she is just so infatuated with Elic... I guess she is going to be a challenge. Well good. I like challenges.

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The next day it's midafter noon. April, Kimmie and Shayna lay out by the pool sipping margaritias, as Elic and Marty swim laps together.


^Confessional - Jon

I wake up to an empty bed. No April, I'm not sure why she wouldnt want to cuddle with all of this -gestures to body-, but it's all good. She wants to tease me, I'll play cat and mouse.

"So honestly, all I remember is waking up to the paramedics asking me questions asking me if I'm alright." explains Shayna. April nods her head, as Kimmie sips her margarita.

"Really I think we should have a house meeting when Brina comes back, she's an endangerment to this house" says Shayna batting her eyes. "Was it really that serious?" asks a confused Kimmie. Shayna's eye twitches.

^Confessional - Kimmie

This whole time we're at the pool all Shayna has done is complain about Brina and talk mess about her this whole time. I'm starting to see this girl is kind of a serious drama queen. Doesn't she have anything better to talk about?

"It was a big deal Kimmie, right April you were there!" asks Shayna. "Mhm" agrees April who is barly listening and is more fixated on Elic's body.

^Confessional - April

I left Jon high and dry because honestly me and Jon are just friends. I don't want him to get the wrong idea. I'm a classy bitch. And besides that, Elic is way more my type. -bats eyes-



- a few hours later-


The room mates are lounging about, as Brina's limo pulls up.

^Confessional - Brina

I'm coming back into the house feeling sorry for how I acted last night, but I know damn well I didn't hurt Shayna. This girl is on some other shit.



Brina struts into the house diva walking.

"Can I talk to everybody for a second? I Just got a few words to say to yous." says Brina

The room mates gather on the circle couch, with Shayna wearing an icepack on her head.

^Confessional - Shayna

Ugh, why is this bitch back here? She's getting voted out right here and now. I'm going to make sure it happens.


"Listen I wanna apologize for screaming and throwing the bottle at the club. I felt... -begins to sob- I felt attacked. Yous are all such great and genuine people. Ya'll my family already." says Brina sympatecally. "Aww Bree it's ok!" comforts April. Shayna is stunned. "But umm, I kind of feel like..." she begins to say. "You're ok right, Shayna? You've had that icepack on all day" Kimmie says.

"Brina it's ok" says Elic.

^Confessional -Shayna

What is going on here, I was going to initiate a vote out and all of the sudden these bitches think it's ok to forgive this bitch? Last I checked, I was the one unconscious. -violin muscle plays-



Shayna begins to cry. "Guys.. I don't feel safe with her here." she says sobbing. "The fuck you mean you don't feel safe around me?" Brina says quickly. "I was trying to dance with you!" she shouts. "AHHH" shrieks Shayna.

"See what I mean!?" she says. April rolls her eyes. "So how do you think we should solve this conflict?" says Elic dryly. "I think we should do a vote" says Shayna. "Really shayna? You're really dramatic" says Kimmie.

^Confessional - Shayna

Bitch. Did. Not.

"I'm sorry?" she says batting her eyes. "Who agrees with me that Brina is danger to the house?" Shayna says. Only Marty raises his hand. "April?" says a confused Shayna. "What..?" April says confused back.


^Confessional - April

I feel bad for Shayna she's always getting hurt, but like she can't honestly expect me to vote out Brina? Brina's my bitch she's not going anywhere.

"Marty, I don't understand what I ever did to you but you watch. Imma prove I am no danger to this household" says Brina walking away.

The room mates ignore Marty and Shayna and carry on with their day.


-fast forward to the evening-


^Confessional - Brina

It's time to go out, jesus freak and Shayna are staying home tonight. -shrugs- good. They're on some drama shit I aint about.


-shows montage of san diego as Kimmie, April Brina, Jon and Elic pop bottles in the limo

^Confessional - Kimmie

Tonight we're going to a spot April found out called "Whisky Girl" and it's definitely going to be so much fun. Me and April are total whisky girls, we're going nuts tonight. -shakes titties-






The spot is packed, with paparazzi outside taking shots of the real worlders coming into the spot.

^Confessional - April

Woah is this for real? Paparaazi are taking pics of me as I exit a limo. I'm not going to lie, I could definitely get used to this.

^Confessional - Elic

I feel like a total boss pulling up to Whisky Girl, even parazzi is there. It's hard not to have an ego haha

The Real Worlders go to their vip spot.

They have bottles being passed around, with beautiful people partying all around them.

^Confessional - Jon

Although I don't drink that often, why not tonight, I need to live a little.

"What is this little girl doing?" Brina says to Elic pointing to Kimmie who has her dress all the way up giving a lap dance to some rift faft white boy.

^Confessional - Brina

I see Kimmie acting a damn fool on the dance floor. You have a man, and a CHILD. What are you doing?

"Kimmie come ova here." says Brina tugging at her. "What Brina..?!" says Kimmie slurring while hopping on the white boy's crotch.
"Kimmie stop it."" Brina says. "Leave me alone!!~~" Kimmie replies drunkenly. "AIIGHT, BUT DON'T SAY I NEVER TRIED TO HELP YOU" she yells back.

^Confessional - Brina

I'm washing my hands with this drunk bitch. She clearly can't handle her liquor, Shayna was right.

meanwhile, Jon Creeps on April who is more interested in getting to know the Dj

"Yo so I brought you this cororona. " offers Jon to April. "Thanks but..I don't drink beer" April says rolling her eyes, and trying to continue talking to her DJ friend.
"Yoo so, you're lookin beautiful tonight" says Jon screaming over the musc.

"Jon you're drunk!" says April laughing in his face.

^Confessional - April

I'm not sure what Jon is doing. He's like screaming into my ear, offering me beer. He's sweaty.. and it's really gross. He needs to stop.


April notices Kimmie acting like a beligerant fool. "Is she serious right now?" she says with a twisted look in her eye.

^Confessional - April

I'm just chilling over her minding my buisness, ignoring Jon and I see Kimmie acting like... a... WHORE. What's wrong with her right now?


^Confessional - Kimmie

I've had like 12 whisky shots and like 4 beers. I'm totally blasted at this point. And I have no idea what's going on.


April goes to Elic and Brina. "Guys like jon and Kimmie are really drunk." she says annoyed. "Yeah I think it's time to go." agrees Elic.

Brina gets Jon. "Come on you drunken fool, it's time to go." she says jokingly. "Yo.. where's April at he says slurring. "Nigga she aint want your ass." Brina says rolling her eyes.

April sits in the limo arms crossed.

Elic grabs a belligerent Kimmie. "Stop it I wanna dance!... call me!" Kimmie shouts to the white guy.

^Confessional - Elic

Seeing Kimmie in this condition and acting this way.. I gotta say I am a little disappoionted, I thought she was a little more humble then this.


-limo time-

^Confessional - Elic

The limo ride seems a little bit tension filled. I'm sitting in the middle, and to my left I have drunken messes Jon and Kimmie, and to my right I have drunk divas Brina and April. This isn't going to end well.


Brina begins talking to herself.

"All I know is I am 25 years old, I aint got no man, I aint go NO KIDS. I aint nobody's baby sitter. You can't handle ya liquor, YA DONT DRINK. plain and simple!" she says.

April begins tapping her foot anxiously.

"What did I do Brina? WHYYY are you always mad?" slurrs Kimmie. "BITCH I AINT ALWAYS MAD YOU ACTING LIKE A FLOOSEY BITCH!" she screams in Kimmie's face. "WOOOAH!" yells Elic holding Brina back. "Calm down!!" he shouts. "NO BECAUSE THE BITCH WANNA ACT UP IN THE CLUB, SHE HAS A CHILD! IF I WAS A MOTHER YOU WOULDNT CATCH ME DOING THAT SHIT!" screams Brina

^Confessional - Elic

Brina is clearly insane. What she gets angry there is no stopping her.

The limo pulls up to the mansion, as Brina storms inside hollering and screaming.

"I DON'T UNDERSTAND I SIGNED A CONTRACT TO BABY SIT GROWN ADULTS WHEN THEYRE DRUNK. I'M SORRY? WHAT SHOW IS THIS AGAIN?"!!!? she screams to herself.

Mary approaches Brina. "Is everything ok?" he asks. Shayna looks from upstairs but is too afraid to go downstairs.

^Confessional - Shayna

I have no idea what went on at the club but this bitch is bugging out ONCE AGAIN... shocker!


Jon stumbles in and heads to his room, with Elic and Kimmie following behind.

"Ahaha Elic what did I do?" slurrs Kimmie going from laughing to crying.
April storms in clanking her high heels.

^Confessional - April

I've seriously had enough of Kimmie crying and being drunk right now. I am just going to go to bed because I can't deal right now.

Elic carries Kimmie to their room, while Brina chain smokes outside alone.

-in the green room's bathroom which conincidentally has the window open-

"That bitch is crazy!!! Elicc..." says Kimmie. "Fuck Brina!" she says again.
Brina hears thuis from outside. "BITCH I'LL SHOW YOU CRAZY!!" she screams charging inside. Brina begins screaming and cursing at Kimmie. Shayna comes to see the commotion. "I told you she was a drunk bitch!" Shayna chimes in.

^Confessional - Shayna

I kind of think maybe I'd rather be on Brina's good side then her bad...

"YES! YOUWERE RIGHT, THANK YOU!" yells an irate Brina. "Brina please just go" says Elic calmly. April walks into the room with her bra out and skirt half open. "Seriously yo I am trying to go to sleep!" yells April.

"I don't care if allof you hate me, a straight LI BEATING WILL COME YOUR WAY!" yells Kimmie getting tough through her sobs.

"Imma walk away.. I'm 25" says Brina tyring to be an adult. "But what did I do?" asks a confused kimmie. "I'M TIRED OF THIS BITCH CRYING!" April screams out of nowhere as she grabs Kimmie's hair and pulls her to the ground punching her on the head.

"APRIL NOOO!!" cries out Brina as April continues to attack Kimmie on the ground. "APRIL STOP IT!!" April contiues beating the bitch up

^Confessional - Kimmie

I'm just like WTF


"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" echos as the camera zooms out

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EPISODE 2

"APRIL STOP!!!! PLEASE!!!!" yelled Brina.Elic finally ripped April off of Kimmie.
"Wack bitch!" snapped April.

Shayna giggled from the corner.

"WHAT I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!!?" cried out Kimmie.

"You're a mess Kimmie... look at yourself!" snapped Brina.

"FACK YOU!!!!" yelled Kimmie.

"Fuck this bitch, let's go April" said Brina... taking April by the arm to go outside for a smoke.

Kimmie sat on the floor crying as Marty walked over to wipe her face off with tissue.

"God why did this have to happen" said Marty to himself.

Shayna flipped her hair in the wind, and decided to skip outside to talk with April and Brina.

"I told you she was fake" said Shayna.

"You were right hun" said Brina.

"She got under my fuckin skin..." snapped April as she began to light a cig.

"Can we smoke around you? I know you had cancer and everything" asked Brina to Shayna.

"Oh it's cool. I did not have lung cancer" explained Shayna.

"That girl was just acting like a joke in the club though... AND I DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT!!!!" snapped Brina really loudly that Kimmie could hear from upstairs.

"LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!" snapped Kimmie from the green room.

"IS THAT HOE TALKING BACK!?" snapped Brina.

"NO SHE'S NOT BRINA!" yelled Marty.

"I DON'T THINK I WAS TALKING TO YOU JESUS FREAK!!!!" snapped Brina.

"Anywho... Brina... I just wanna let you know that I forgive you for slinging me on the floor. You did not mean it..." explained Shayna.

"It's all good ma" said Brina.

Confessional Shayna: I am starting to realize that the issue in the house isn't Brina... It's Kimmie.

April blew smoke out her mouth and said "I don't usually snap that easy, but that bitch was getting on my last nerve..."

Jon walked outside and joined Shayna, Bri, and April on the patio.

"You ladies ok?" said Jon.

"We gucci!" said Brina.

"Awww look it's the tri-state together again" giggled Shayna.

"Oh that's right huh?" laughed Brina.

"THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKERS HERE!!!" snapped Brina.

"YES!" said Shayna clapping her hands and raising her glass of water.

Jon then decided to scoot next to April and place his arm around her.

"You ok baby?" said Jon, kissing April on the forehead.

"Yes I am good thanks..." replied April dryly.

"Um... I think Ima go to bed..." said April getting up and leaving the rest of the Tri-State on the patio...

As April walked to her room, she spotted Elic on the couch smoking a cig...

"Can I join you." asked April timidly.

"I'm good for now." said Elic blowing smoke.

Confessional Elic: I never thought April was trashy like that... I thought she was cool. Kimmie was acting sloppy indeed, but that was no reason for April to stoop to her level.

"Oh I see how it is" snapped April as she flipped her weave and walked up to her room.

Confessional April: Elic decides to blow me of... What ever... -wipes eyes from watering-

"Good night Kimmie" said Marty as he tucked Kimmie into her sheets, finally making sure she was fast asleep...


The next morning

Kimmie woke up with her entire face sore from last night.

"You feeling iight" asked Elic as he tossed his lighter up and down.

"I'm good... What happened?" asked Kimmie.

"Um you got beat up by..." said Elic.

"Brina!?" snapped Kimmie.

"April..." said Elic.

"WHAT!? I thought we were cool" snapped Kimmie.

"Iono..." said Elic dryly.

On the other hand


April was in her bed curled up holding onto her pillow.

"Are you ok sis?" asked Shayna.

"I'm ok." said April.

"You don't want breakfast? Water? Anything?" asked Shayna.

"I just want to be left alone." said April.

"K fine." said Shayna as she trotted down stairs.

"How is she doing?" asked Brina in regards to April as Shayna walked down stairs.

"She doesn't want to be bothered." explained Shayna.

"Should I go up there and check on her?" asked Jon.

"Nah... Jersey just let her breathe" said Brina.

Confessional April: I don't feel bad for hurting Kimmie... but I do feel bad for making myself look bad in Elic's eyes.


"RING RING RING..." the phone rang...

"ELIC TELEPHONE!!!" yelled Jon.

Elic ran downstairs to get the phone from Jon.

"Thanks man..." said Elic.

"yeah yeah... whatever" snapped Jon.

Elic gave a wtf glare and then answered the phone.

"Ello?" answered Elic.

"HEY BABY!" said a lively female voice.

"Summer?" snapped Elic.

"Yes baby it's me... " said Summer.

"WTF ARE YOU CALLING ME FOR!?" snapped Elic.

"We never got to have a second chance" said Summer.

Confessional Elic: Summer is a girl that I was with in my past, and I loved this girl with all my heart... She slept with my best friend and I never trusted her since, but I still have her in my heart... I can't deny that.

"Anyways... I am in Los Angeles and that is only a 2 hour drive... I want to come see you. I have realized that I was a major bitch to you, and I can't let you go again baby." said Summer.

"Idk what to say to you..." said Elic.

"I'm coming.... ok... so expect me... Idk when exactly but I am coming" said Summer.

Elic held the phone for a second before hanging it up.

As Elic looked up from the phone booth, he saw April standing outside the glass doors...

"Come in April..." said Elic.

April opened the phone booth doors and sat on Elic's lap.

"What's up?" asked Elic.

"I just regret snapping like I did yesterday" said April.

"Look... it's all good. I am sorry for blowing you off yesterday... It is just that I am not a fan of drama and cadyness." explained Elic.

"That's not me. I swear it is not me... I was just annoyed" said April.

"& I can understand why you were annoyed" giggled Elic.

April giggled and then playfully hit Elic with a pillow.

Elic giggled back and began to tickle her...

the two began tickling each other and laughing and cuddling together in the phone booth...

Jon watched from a far and clenched his teeth in frustration... He then darted to the fridge where he picked up a can of beer and snapped the cap open.

"Dude I thought you did not drink" said Marty.

"Not today Jesus Kid... Not in the mood... Ima grown man" snapped Jon as he downed the can of beer.

Confessional Marty: This experience is supposed to be a helping experience, but as I look around... I see that some of my roomies are falling back into their old ways... -shakes head-

Kimmie finally woke up and began walking downstairs to use the phone and call her child... but on her way down the hall way Brina bumped her purposely extra hard.

"Not cool Brina..." said Kimmie.

"Look at me..." said Brina starring coldly into Kimmie's eyes.

"You mess with me or anyone in this house I like... You are dead" said Brina with a whisper.

Kimmie starred back and then walked away... rolling her eyes behind Brina's back.

Confessional Kimmie: I see how it is... These people wanna turn on me every time I get drunk... Ima just isolate myself... Better yet, Ima stop haning out with the bitches and stick to the dudes... I have no time for cady bull shit.

April finished kidding around with Elic and gave him a peck on his cheek and skipped back upstairs to her room to take a shower... but before she went up, she was stopped by Kimmie.

"April!" said Kimmie.

"What!?" snapped April.

"Look, Idk if you have a problem with me... but I am sorry for annoying you. I just want to let you know that I don't have an issue with you" explained Kimmie.

"Yeah yeah all good." said April rolling her eyes.

"Cool..." said Kimmie.

April then skipped up to her room to shower.

Confessional April: Honestly I have no remorse for what I did to Kimmie. However, I do not hate the chick. I just have bigger fish to fry.

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^Confessional - Shayna

So me and April are going to get our nails done together.. and for some reason Brina feels the need to tag along. Whatever, it's a girls afternoon.


"So I'm just walking around the house, and Kimmie like apologized to me. -flips hair- so annoying. It's really no big deal to me at this point" says April.
"I told the bitch she aint on good terms with me. I'll kill her if she fucks with any of us" says Brina. "You're just gonna let her get away with everything? asks Shayna shocked.

"The bitch is like uber weak. I feel bad for her. She rather be here then at home with her daughter.. so that says something for itself I don't care if she stays or goes" April says bitchly.

"This bully shit aint gonna go down. You right" agrees Brina.

^Confessional - Shayna

Brina is seriously crazy not even a second ago she was just saying she threatened Kimmie and now she's saying we're not going to bully her. What is she talking about?


"Anyway I checked my email earlier and my cousin wants to visit us!!" says April excited. "Mmmm what is he? How old is he? Details" says Brina excited

^Confessional - Brina

Don't get me wrong, April is just a friend. The reason I am so excited to get to know her cousin is because if you're in the same genepool as April you're most likely ummmm.... gorgeous.

Shayna gives a look like she just smelt shit. "Well he's 22 and he's cuban like us." says April. "OH I WANNA MEET HIM" says a thirsty Brina. April awkwardly giggles. "Noo! Brina he's my cousin stop!" she says awkwardly laughing.

^Confessional - April

I'm sure Brina is kidding right now.. but she's kind of creeping me out about how she wants to meet my cousin and stuff.. like.. noooo my cousin is too pretty for you.

"Shayna I think he'd like you actually." April says. "Aww really? Can't wait to meet him" Shayna says humbly. Brina gives a glare at April

-later on-

The guys are hanging around playing pool when Kimmie approaches them.

"Guys I'm so bored, lets do something." pleads Kimmie. "How about a nice dinner?" offers Marty.

^Confessional - Marty

Kimmie has been through alot in this house so far, so I want to make sure we can all lift her spirits. If the girls wont show her love, the guys will.

"Lets hit a dinner or something." offers Elic.

-
The guys head to a dinner.-


"Table for 4 please" says Elic as he approaches the server. The room mates get a booth table and begin talking about the events of the house.

The four of them laugh and have a good time together

^Confessional - Kimmie

I'm glad I'm making friends with the guys in the house. I really don't know why girls never like me. I seriously am so chill, whatever.

"So like, there's this really cool art museum I wanna check out down by St.Thomas st." offers Kimmie. "Yo I am so down to go. We should definitely hit it up tomorrow." says Elic.

"Oh I'd like to come too!" says Marty excited. "Ohh hahaha.. sure.."

"So what bands do you listen to Elic?" asks Kimmie. "Oh you know, the black keys, mgmt, arcade fire..."

"I LOVE arcade fire" says Kimmie excited. "Uhh.. I listen to french montana." Jon chimes in.

^Confessional - Kimmie

It's kind of nice having someone else in the house who likes the same music and is into the same stuff as me. Elic is definitely a really cool laid back down to earth guy.

^Confessional - Elic

I'm starting to see that Kimmie is definitely the most laid back girl, she's like one of the guys. There's so much less tension in the air when she's around.

-Later on-

the guys and Kimmie return to the house, to find the Shayna and April laying around.

"Hey boys.. and Kimmie. Where have you guys been?" asks April. "Oh, we just went out to eat" says Jon. "That's cute." says Shayna. "Where's Brina?" asks Jon. "Oh she's in your room sleeping," says Sheena

"well we're just going to pretty much aimlessly drink, wanna join us?" offers April. "Nah I'll pass" says Elic who retires to his room. Marty follows.

"I'm down" says Jon. "Me too" says Kimmie.. "We're cool right..?" asks Kimmie. "Yeah sure" says April. -shayne's stank face comes on-

-shows the four of them playing cards, laughing, and drinking-

^Confessional - April

You know I'm actually having fun with Kimmie and Jon. They're not so bad when they act right hehe

"Ok Jon go away we're getting in our bikinis" commands Shayna, as the 3 girls enter the pool together and hang out.

"So earlier today when Brina was creeping on my cousin what was that about...?" says April confused. "Creeping on your cousin? asks Kimmie. "Oh my god girl, soo creepy, she definitely has a lesbian crush on you" says Shayna. "O-M-G, no way. But besides that.. my cousin is a dime, he can get any bitch he wants... he's not gonna settle for BRINA." says April drunkenly

^Confessional - Kimmie

April is kind of drunkenly babbling and I'm just taking it in. She really is kind of a caddy bitch.

"Is she still asleep?" asks Shayna. "Oh please don't wake her" says April. "No really don't" agrees Kimmie. "Girl I definitely wasn't" laughs Shayna.

[Cali Royalty]

The next morning

-shows Brina waking up to take a smoke-

-Shayna and April are in the vanity doing their make up and brushing there hair-

"I think I just saw big lesby" giggled April.

"Hehe stop it" laughed Shayna.

"No, but I am kind of creeped by her now... Like her and Jon are really into me I think" said April.

"You think so?" asked Shayna.

"yep..." said April.

"And what are you going to do about it?" asked Shayna.

"Nothing... Ima let them kiss my ass all they want... It doesn't harm me... I just have to watch out so I don't get raped." giggled April.

Shayna gave a look like she smelled shit.

Confessional Shayna: April is getting a bit too comfortable in her little position of power. Everyone likes her in the house, and I have information that can make everyone turn on her in a second.

A couple of hours pass

"KIMMIE YOU WANNA GO SHOPPING!!!?" yelled April with huge shades on, a gucci bag, and flipping her weave.

"Yes yes I am coming" said Kimmie, slipping on her tennis shoes and running behind April.

"Eww you are wearing those shoes?" said April peering down at Kimmie's feet.

"Um yeah" said Kimmie.

"We'll have to get you some new shoes" said April...

"Shayna are you coming boo!!!?" yelled April.

"Here I come!!!" said Shayna flying down the stairs really fast looking prissy and pretty.

"Okay girls let's go..." said April leading the pack.

Brina looked from the stair case confused.

Confessional Brina: Why wasn't I invited?

"You didn't wanna go with the chicks?" asked Jon as he passed Brina.

"Well... the bitches didn't ask me" explained Brina.

"Well you can come with us... " offered Jon.

"Who?" wondered Brina.

"The guys... We are going to the taco cantina" said Jon.

"Oh cool cool lemme get ready" said Brina

a few hours later... The guys and Brina all exited to the taco cantina.

Meanwhile

The girls were all at the mall shopping and at the particular moment April was in a dressing room trying on clothing, so Shayna decided to pull Kimmie aside to plant a bug in her ear.

Confessional Shayna: Brina and Jon need to figure out that April has been talking shit about them... but I ain't snitching myself... Ima use Kimmie.

"Hey Kimmie!" said Shayna.

"What's up?" asked Kimmie.

"If I tell you something would you promise not to tell anyone?" said Shayna.

"Yeah I promise" said Kimmie.

"PROMISE PLEASE" said Shayna.

"I swear" said Kimmie.

"Ok cool... Well remember when April was talking shit about Brina at the pool and a little about Jon too later on?" asked Shayna.

"Yeah I remember" said Kimmie.

"Kind of fucked up right?" said Shayna.

"Yeah a little" said Kimmie.

"Well she was talking about you too... She told me this morning that you are an ugly follower" lied Shayna.

Confessional Kimmie: Wow this catty bull shit once again! I am so over it... I can't trust anyone.

"Yeah I am not surprised I mean she did hit me in my head when I was drunk" said Kimmie.

"Yup" said Shayna.

"OKAY GIRLS HOW DO I LOOK!?" exclaimed April as she revealed her outfit she tried on.

"Nice..." said Kimmie giving a suspicious stare.

On the other hand at the taco cantina

"So they just ditched you?" asked Jon to Brina.

"Yup... I wonder what that was all about. I said hello to April this morning and everything and she is just acting weird toward me" said Brina.

"Hmmm that girl is something else" commented Elic as he dipped his nacho in guacamole.

"What the hell do you mean by that bro?" questioned Jon.

Elic gave Jon a stare and then responded "You like April don't you?"

"Is it that obvious?" asked Jon.

"YES" said Brina, Elic, and Marty in unison.

"Damn... Well I mean... she is cute" said Jon.

"No worries man... I ain't on her like that. I have bigger train wrecks coming my way" said Elic.

"So you think April is a train wreck?" said Jon.

"Um... she has displayed some unstable qualities... She is a cool chick... but if I had to choose a girl more my type, it would be Kimmie. She isn't available however" explained Elic.

"I see..." said Jon.

"Plus I got this mysterious call from my ex... This bitch that cheated on me" said Elic as he began telling the whole story.

Confessional Jon: BULLSEYE!!!! I have information now that I will relay back to April. Elic is still into his ex, and he also doesn't find April to be stable... His own words was that he'd rather got for Kimmie if she was single. This will definitely get April off his nuts...


Later on that night...

Everyone was back at the house and chlling around except Kimmie who had taken a few drinks and was stressing about what Shayna told her.

Confessional Kimmie: I cannot get what Shayna told me about April out of my head... I don't like people who are fake to my face... I need to confide in someone... but I promised Shayna I wouldn't tell. DAMN...

Kimmie entered the black room where she found Jon and Brina...

"Hey can I have a moment with Brina?" asked Kimmie.

"Sure... I was gonna go talk to April anyways" said Jon exiting the room.

Jon walked out to tell April about Elic's confessions...

"What's up Kimmie?" asked Brina.

"I am good... You don't have a problem with me right?" asked Kimmie.

"Nah I don't... I am just confused on why all of you left me earlier" explained Brina.

"Trust me... It was not my fault... April didn't want you to come" said Kimmie with a word vomit.

"WHAT AND WHY IS THAT!?" snapped Brina getting curious.

"Well April talked about you at the pool last night to Shayna and I... she said that maybe you had a lesbian crush on her." said Kimmie

"THE FUCK!!!?" snapped Brina getting loud..

"Shhhhh shhhhhhh don't get loud... The only reason I am telling you this is because I heard she talks shit about me too... April is not real. She is the fakest person here" snapped Kimmie.

Confessional Kimmie: I am starting to realize how much April is a common denominator when something goes wrong with me... The first night I got drunk... I was told Brina AND APRIL were trying to beat me up, then the second time I got drunk I was told that APRIL beat me up, and now I am told that APRIL is talking shit about me... The bitch has it out for me...

"Now I am pissed." said Brina.

On the other hand Jon was telling April everything Elic said.

"So he says, he'd rather be with Kimmie than me?" asked April.

"Yes..." said Jon.

"WOW..." said April in shock

Confessional April: WTF does a basic BITCH like Kimmie, the girl I made over today... HAVE ON ME!? What the hell does she have that Elic likes? I have a feeling this girl is flirting with Elic behind my back...

"BRINA NO!!!!" yelled the voice of Kimmie...

Brina bursted into the pink room... frightening Shayna, Jon, and April.

"DO YOU HAVE A FUCKIN PROBLEM WITH ME!!!?" snapped Brina.

"Wtf Brina you could have broke the door!" snapped April.

"FUCK THE DOOR!" snapped Brina.

"Don't raise your voice at me!" snapped April back.

"I CAN DO WHAT I WANT BITCH!" snapped Brina.

April got in Brina's face and replied " I AIN'T A BITCH, SO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH"

Shayna looked with her eyes wide open.

"Brina wtf!?" yelled Jon.

"Jon... it's not me... This bitch April did not invite me because she has been talking shit about us!" snapped Brina.

"WHAT!!!?" snapped April.

"KIMMIE TOLD ME EVERYTHING!!!"

-Shayna smiled-

-Kimmie hid her face in embarrassment-

Confessional April: First, Jon tells me how Elic likes this ugly bitch Kimmie... Now Brina is telling me that she is snitching and talking shit on me... I hate this bitch.

"KIMMIE YOU ARE DEAD! YOU LYING ASS BITCH!" snapped April.

"I only told because Shayna told me you talked shit about me" pleaded Kimmie.

"YOU ARE LYING!!!" yelled Shayna jumping up and yelling in Kimmie's face.

"Don't even try to blame this on Shayna... It all makes sense now... You have it out for me Kimmie! You are purposely flirting with Elic, and now you tryna turn my friends on me!" snapped an angered April.

"That's not true" insisted Kimmie.

Marty began packing his bags

Confessional Marty: Too much drama... This is not a house of God and I regret signing up to come here...

Elic covered his ears because of the loud screams and rolled his eyes in the green room, then he noticed Marty packing and quickly hopped up.

"Dude what are you doing!?" snapped Elic.

"I think this environment is too toxic" explained Marty as the screams and yelling continued.

"No dude... Please... stay! You one of the only sane ones here" begged Elic.

Confessional Marty: Elic is begging me to stay... I am strong so I guess I can put up with it a bit longer, but if it wasn't for Elic... I'd be leaving.

"All right brother" said Marty as he hugged Elic.

"Ok bro... now let's go hold these chicks back from tearing each others head off" said Elic as they ran into the Pink room to see what all the yelling was about.

[DAViE]

^Confesional - Elic

Chaos is erupting in the house between the girls. Why do they need to scream at the top of their lungs? Marty almost quit on us!


"What is going on guys seriously?!" says Elic. "They're going ape shit on me!" pleads Kimmie. April quickly regains composure.

"I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not getting out of character for you bitches." says April crossing her arms and strutting out of the room.

^Confessional- April

I'm kind of getting sick of every bitch here. I just don't wanna hear it, I need to be alone.

"April wait!" Brina pleads following after her. "I told you not to open your mouth.." Shayna chimes in. "Shayna you know the truth!" says Kimmie. "'

^Confessional - Shayna

Kimmie is a little rat, how dare she try to expose me to everyone in this house?

"Fuck off rat!" snaps Shayna as tries to go talk to Brina and April

-in the black room's bathroom-

Brina has pulled April aside.

^Confessional - Brina

I just wanna pull April aside and let her know that it's just... my feelings are hurt. I really care about her and it hurts me -sobs- ya know?

"April listen to me! I am sorry for yelling at you like that -grabs Aprils face-"

-shayna knocks on the bathroom door-

"NOT NOW" screams Brina.

"Stop that" says April pulling away. "NO! Look at me! -grabs April's face again- I'm sorry!" pleads Brina. "OKAY SHEESH!" says a disturbed April. "Look Brina, you're my main bitch. Don't doubt that, k?" says April strolling off, Brina's heart melts.

^Confessional - Brina

And just like that I knew we was good.

^Confessional - April

Brina is seriously crazy. I just told her that so she could shut up. I really don't care who in this house likes me. I just wanna chill out by the beach and get to know Elic. Why am I dealing with these annoying bitches?


"Ok well.. I'm gonna go now" says April creeping away.

Shayna now follows her around. "April I swear I didn't say anything!" begs Shayna. "-rolls eyes- ok Shayna, I don't care, GOSH i just wanna be alone. Why is everyone so obsessed with me?" snaps April diva walking past her.

-Shayna's shit face shows-

^Confessional - Shayna

Honestly... April... -eye twitch-.. you're done. How dare you claim everyone in this house is obsessed with you? I am the queen bitch, and you will realise this sooner rathern then later~ watch out lil homie -thunder roars in the background-



-The next day-

The mansion door bell rings.

^Confessional - Kimmie

So the door bell ring and this never happens. So I ran to the door to answer it, I mean who could it be a ?

Kimmie answers the door excited and there stands before her a middle aged hispanic woman in a green apron

"Hello, I'm Maria Bayas, and I am in charge of the Starbucks downtown. I'm also your new boss" she says smiling. "Whaat?!" says Kimmie excited. "Yes yes, please bring down all the new partners, we need to discuss roles and positions" she explain

[Cali Royalty]

"EVERYONE COME DOWN COME DOWN!!!" yelled Kimmie.

"Are we going on an all expense vacation!?" cheered Shayna trotting down the stairs.

"no." said Kimmie.

"Come on down ninos and ninas" said Maria with a smile.

Confessional April: So I come down stairs and I see this little old Mexican lady... Oh thank God the RW finally ordered a maid to tidy up this house.

-Everyone lined up to hear what Miss Maria had to say-

"Hola! I am Miss Maria and I am the Franchise owner of the Starbucks on the pier downtown. Here is the issue... I just opened it and I need employees to run the shop from top to bottom. MTV approached me with an oppurtunity that would generate revenue, employees, and buzz for my Starbucks. All I have to do is allow cameras in and hire you all to do the job. In return you must all sign contracts saying you WILL work here for the duration of your time in the house... If you leave or quit you will be sent home and kicked off the Real World." explained Maria.

Confessional Marty: Oh I love Starbucks! I think this will be a good way that my roommates can relieve some of the stress and tension and build team work.

-shows Marty smiling-

Confessional Shayna: Ugh... I do not look cute in a barista uniform... -rolls eyes-


"Now to assign positions! We need a janitor, 2 cashiers, 3 baristas aka drink mixers, and 1 manager..." explained Miss Maria.

"Any volunteers for janitor?" asked Maria.

-Everyone looked around at each other...-

"I'LL TAKE ON FOR THE TEAM MA'AM!" exclaimed Marty with a huge smile.

"Ok Marty come get your green apron hun..." said Maria.

"She knows my name!" said Marty as he smiled.

"Yes... Yes MTV told me about every last one of you... my babies" smiled Miss Maria.

"Awww she calls us her babies" said Kimmie giggling.

Confessional Marty: I took the janitor job, because I am being a good team player, I saw none of my roomies wanted the dirty job, so I took it to appease them and stop any potential drama.

"Ok so who is good with money?" asked Maria.

Everyone raised their hands.

"Ok are any of you great with customer service and people pleasing?" asked Maria

Shayna dropped her hand, and then realized she looked bitchy, and then shot her hand back up with a smile... "oops... Silly me... I love people!" said Shayna.

"Well Kimmie you were very kind with me, so Ima make you a cashier! You will be the person who greets the people... and so will you Shayna! You said you love people right?" said Miss Maria.

Shayna sighed and Kimmie clapped.

Ok so now I need 3 baristas and one manager...

"Anyone want to mix the drinks?" asked Maria.

"Me!" said Elic

Confessional Elic: I like creating shit... even if it's a mocha latte... Besides, I don't wanna manage this crazies!

"Ok Elic is a barista... anyone else?"


"Jon please pick being a barista... I wanna be manager" whispered April pushing her boobs up and flipping her weave.

"OH I AM BARISTA FOR SURE!" said Jon.

"Ok cool! Now we need one more barista and the other lady will be the manager... In charge of making sure the place is ran right, reporting to me if there are any issues, and supervising the employers..." said Maria.

"Who wants to be a manager?" asked Maria.

Brina and April's hands shot up.

Confessional Brina: Oh no no no... Ima natural leader! I am the enforcer! It is what I was born to do. I run this house.

Confessional April: Oh God... Brina is the only person stopping me from being manager... Like wtf? I hope her friendship and loyalty to me is so important that she chooses barista for me.

"Brina let me be it pleaaasssse" begged April.

Brina thought about it.

"Sorry April I think I wil excel in that position... Besides... I ain't mixing drinks. Hell no" said Brina.

-April sighed and rolled her eyes-

"Ok house vote... Who would you all rather lead you?" asked Maria.

Confessional Elic: OH GOD... In essence Maria is asking us to decide who we think is the Queen Bitch of the house, and this can't do any of us any good. It will just spark drama. FUCK MAN...

Who wants to see April as manager -hands were raised-

April's eyes widened.

"Who wants Brina to be manager?" asked Maria

-hands were raised-

-Brina covered her mouth in shock-

"Ok the manager is...

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BRINA!!!" said Maria... "With Elic, Kimmie, Shayna, and Marty voting for Brina and Marty and Jon voting for April..." said Maria again.

Brina began to fist pump in excitement...

Confessional Marty: I voted twice because... I am on no ones side. April and Brina both have their issues, but I love them equally.

Confessional Elic: I voted for Brina, because April... She just continues to disappoint me. Plus I don't want to continue leading her on or sending her the wrong messages.

Confessional Shayna: I picked the dyke, because April's flip comment about everyone being "OBESSED" with her... BITCH PLEASE!

Confessional Kimmie: You already know why I did not pick April... The bitch hates me for no damn reason and has it out for me. Plus I can't trust her as manager.


Confessional Jon: Now April can see that I am the only one who has her fucking back.. not ELIC or anyone else... Just me... & Marty doesn't count because he voted twice.

"Wow..." said April with a pissed off stare into space and an eye roll.

"Being a barista isn't so bad April." said Maria.

-Brina began to fist pump-

"GRACIAS MISS MARIA I WON'T LET YOU DOWN!!! THANKS ROOMIES SO MUCH!" cheered Brina.

"Okay this is just a morning Starbucks... open from 8-11 for Real World filming... After those hours my regular employees will take over... See you all tomorrow morning!" said Miss Maria leaving.

"Thanks Miss Maria!!!" yelled the housemates.

"No problemo" said Miss Maria exiting the house...

-she left-

"Fucking assholes..." mumbled April to herself running upstairs.

"APRIL WAIT!!!" yelled Jon following her to her room...

Meanwhile

Brina starred confused as to what just happened...

Confessional Brina: Wow... drama queen central

On the other hand

Jon and April lied in bed in the pink room and Jon was cuddling April.

Confessional April: Jon isn't really so bad after all... Maybe I have been hunting down Elic too much and overlooking a dude who will say "How high?" when I tell him to jump.

"I am sorry for ignoring you so much Jon... I want you to know that I really do think you are a nice guy" said April giving a slight smile.

Jon smiled and kissed April's forehead.

On the other hand... Marty was doing some research about going to Sea World and decided to bring it up to the roomies in the kitchen... (Shayna,Kimmie,Brina, and Elic)

"HEY YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SHAMMOO!!!!" cheered Marty.

"Sounds good to me" said Elic

"Nah I don't do swimming with killer whales and shit..." said Brina.

"Come on Brina... You are a tough cookie. You would scare a killer whale shitless" joked Elic.

"PFFFFT! Have you seen what the motherfuckers do to their trainers?" laughed Brina.

"Come on Brina... It's the main attraction of San Diego, we can't say that we went to San Diego, and then say we never saw shammoo" pleaded Marty.

"I'll think about it" said Brina patting Marty's back.

"I think SeaWorld is great Marty... However, On another note... Shayna I am surprised you voted for Brina, considering the fact you were so far up April's ass the other night when you lied on me. I thought for sure you'd have your roomies back" said Kimmie spreading hummus on her pita bread.

"Not today Kimmie..." said Shayna rolling her eyes and walking away.

"What do you mean not today? I have not forgotten that you clearly tried to set me up" exclaimed Kimmie.

"See she's clearly the source of drama... If you knew ANYTHING, you'd know that Brina AND April are my friends, so the decision was a tough one OKAY!!!?" lied Shayna.

"Shayna is right Kimmie... No drama right now... Like why start shit? We just got some peace and quiet, we have a new job, and we are going to Sea World... No need to bring up the past" argued Marty.

"Wow, what ever Marty..." said Kimmie getting up from the kitchen table.

"Ima go call my kid" said Kimmie.

"Cool, um... can you let me know when you are off. I wanna call my ma" said Brina.

"Sure thing" said Kimmie skipping away.

Confessional Shayna: Wow... I am a bitch, but I am human and although it may seem small... I have a heart. I honestly think that Marty is awesome for shutting down Kimmie for me. Jesus freak isn't so bad.

-Camera shows Shayna gazing at Marty as she slurps ice cream off of a spoon... and shows Marty glancing back with a wink-

"So are we going to the club tonight?" asked Brina with her fist pumping, running through the house...

Confessional April: I get it bitch, you are excited that the whole house blind sided me and picked your ass, but damn shut your annoying mouth...

"Yeah I am down to party" said Elic.

"I am going to skip and stay home" said Shayna.

"Me too" said Marty.

An hours passes

-shows clock ticking and fast forwards to the roomies entering the limo to hit the San Diego Space Club-

"Marty and Shayna gonna miss out tonight!" said Brina popping a bottle.

-Shows roomies exiting the limo and entering the club-


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"TURN UP!!!" yelled Brina excited.

-camera zooms around showing the entire club-

Rihanna pour it up plays



Brina is dancing with a hot girl making out with her on the dance floor.

Kimmie is dancing and acting silly with Elic (just as friends)

April glances at Kimmie and Elic from a far and appears like she smelled shit, and then puts Jon's hands on her ass as she dances with Jon.

Confessional Elic: How can I get jealous over something I never wanted?

April kisses Jon and then whispers in his ear "I'll be back in a bit Ima go get us a bottle"

"Aiight" says Jon.

April then walks over to Elic...

Jon rolls his eyes in disappointment.

April then leans into Elic's ear as he dances with Kimmie and says "I was never obsessing over you, so don't get the wrong idea... It was an innocent crush... but now I see that I was sprung and never again. Dead to me!"

Elic smiled and continued talking to Kimmie ignoring everything April said.

Confessional April: I need to let it go and move on. I am a bad ass bitch and I march to the beat of my own drum. I don't follow...

-April then took her cocktail and slowly dumped it over Kimmie's head...-

"Uncalled for!" yelled Elic.

Kimmie shireked because it was cold and then quickly began rubbing the alcohol into her face and arms like it was lotion and giggling...

"Yay a bath!!!" said Kimmie sarcastically.

"Yeah you need one dirty bitch..." said April as she diva walked away back over to Jon flipping her weave...

-Elic looked at starred at April's firm nice ass as she switched her hips away, and then quickly snapped himself out of it, and asked Kimmie is she is okay-

"Yeah I am fine... Thanks Elic... She's pathetic" said Kimmie.

"Yeah.." said Elic continuing to dance with Kimmie

back at the mansion

Marty and Shayna decided to sit in the hot tub together and chat

"So you never had sex?"asked Shayna

"Yeah I did when I was going on my downward spiral and partying a lot but... I decided to turn to celibacy" explained Marty.

"Oh I see" said Shayna.

"Yeah I can't say I am celibate but I respect it I guess" said Shayna.

"No... I respect you" said Marty smiling.

"Thanks Marty, but I really did not do anything special" said Shayna.

"You are a hero. You survived cancer..." said Marty.

"Marty thanks, but I can't accept that" said Shayna.

"No... one of my closest friends lost to cancer... It kinda was one of my triggers to going into a downward spiral" explained Marty.

"Really?" asked Shayna with puppy eyes.

Confessional Shayna: Shows her welling up with tears... and then walking from the camera.

Marty began to cry in the hot tub... and then Shayna replied "Stop you are going to make me cry"...

"I can't help it... She was my best friend" said Marty.

Shayna began to tear up along with Marty.

The two embraced each other with a hug.

Confessional Marty: Shayna is a really good friend. A wonderful wonderful friend... I am just glad to have met someone who beat that terrible disease...

"My friend was the nicest person ever... An angel... I hated God. I turned against him. I wondered... Why do all the NICE AND GOOD PEOPLE GET ILL WITH THESE DISEASES!!?" yelled Marty.

Shayna dropped her head.

Confessional Shayna: No I have not been the nicest person... Yeah I am a mean girl and always will be, but Marty and I had an emotional moment... Cancer was a hard battle for me and it brought back flashbacks and memory of my worst times. I feel like... Idk... I feel so mushy... It's so weird... yuck!!! -giggles-

- camera zooms out of the house and zooms back to the club-

Brina is now sloppily making out with this hot girl

Confessional Brina: My pussy gettin wet... Her pussy gettin wet... I am taking this bitch home tonight.

Brina quickly glances up from kissing her late night booty call and catches Kimmie slipping Elic the tongue... Brina's eyes quickly dart over to Jon and April having a good time and she sees they don't even notice... Brina then stares at Kimmie who is now looking around as if she hopes to God no one saw... Brina then turned her attention back to her girl crush and pretended to have not seen a thing.

Confessional Brina: I have no respect for Kimmie now. Bitch, you are a mother... A MOTHER... and you have a fiancee... I can't believe what I just caught, but this is my little secret... until the bitch crosses me... If she does... then her little happy relationship will be destroyed... TRUST ME! Someone will be getting a phone call... -evil laugh-

-shows everyone dancing and then the camera zooms out-

END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE THREE

A room mate sits outside on the steps of the real world mansion, covered in dirt, mud, juice and food. "You're not getting back into this house" a room mate taunts. "Here's a little trash for you" taunts another room mate throwing the trash onto the dirty room mate.

"I don't give a fuuuck~" taunts the dirty room mate.

"We're taking out the TRASH TODAY!" taunts a room mate throwing the dirty room mate's belongings.

-flashes scene of a fight-

"DON'T JUMP HERR!" screams a room mate echoing as the camera zooms out.


-2 DAYS EARLIER-


It's a busy day at starbucks as the room mates are hit with a very rush during the morning hours.

-shows Brina running back and forth shouting and giving commands-


"KIMMIE GRAB THAT PASTRY OUT THE OVEN!" commands Brina. "ok!!" she shrieks.

-shows Brina clanking her heels all over the place-

"APRIL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" she yells. "Um.. making this drink?" she says confused. Brina snatches the drink out of April's hand. "CARMEL MACHIATTO FOR.... EDDIE!!?" she shouts, bumping passed April.

^Confessional - Elic

Having Brina as a manager is a little intense. She sure does like to yell and shout all the time.

the room mates endure a hellish morning shift.

^Confessional - Marty

Working at starbucks it's more work then you realize, I've never sweeped a floor so many times in a 2 hour span!


Maria congratulates all of the room mates on surviging their first morning rush. "Excellent work partners you all did very nicely today I'm proud of each of you." she says humbly. "Thanks maria...." they say in unison as theyre dismissed from work.

-later on-

The room mates are having a night in, after a tiring day at work, Brina is especially exhausted and decides to sleep early.

^Confessional - Brina

Managing starbucks is giving me gray hairs. So I need my beauty rest.


April and Shayna are having girl time together, laughing, bonding, and chatting by the jaccuzzi.

"Honestly Shayna, I really don't like that bitch." says April. "Who, Brina?" asks Shayna. "No, Kimmie. I swear to god dawg if she looks at me the wrong way I'm going to slap her" says a drunken hood bitch April


^Confessional - Shayna

I've finally figured April out. She is a narsassistic hood bitch. She can't help but be the way she is.. she is from queens after all -shrugs-



"Im just tired of her ass! Tired of her crying, tired of her lying, tired of her talking, tired of her being a bad mom. I'm just sick of that bitch." rants April

"And now we have to work with herr" hisses Shayna. "I'm going to make Brina fire her, that way she goes home hahaha" jokes April.


later on


-meanwhile in the green room-

*shows in night vision*

-Kimmie sneaks out of her bed and joins Elic in his bed.

*subtittles*
"What are doing" says Elic
*shows kimmie going under the cover*
*slurping sounds*
*moans from elic*


^Confessional - Marty

I am woken up by sounds of slurps, and I see Kimmie's bed is empty. It doesn't take a genius to figure out whats happening hahaha.. Kimmie is a terrible christian that's for sure.

[Cali Royalty]

The next day after another long day at Starbucks

"God Brina you work us hard" said Marty.

"I know I know" said Brina smiling "but... It's my job and I have to do what I have to do." said Brina.

Shayna and April trotted in with stress on their faces and their hair all over the place.

Confessional April: Working at Starbucks is no joke. I honestly thought the Real World was going to be a vacation... Guess not.

-Shows Kimmie laughing and talking with Elic-

Brina glared in disgusts and then pulled April aside.

"Ew do you see there little love affair?" asked Brina

"Yeah... Who cares?" snapped April.

"Isn't she in a relationship?" asked Brina.

"Oh my gosh, I forgot that's right!" said April

"Yeah, and I caught them making out" said Brina.

"NO WAY..." said April.

"Yes way..." said Brina

Confessional April: The information I just got on Kimmie just proves what a low life pig she is... Bye bye boo boo, your days are numbered.

April now curious for more information decided to interview Marty.

Confessional Marty: I am reading my bible and April knocks on the green room door... What could she possibly want?

"Hey Marty... I know I don't talk to you much... but I have some questions" said April forcing herself passed Marty.

"What's up April?" said Marty.

"I noticed that Elic and Kimmie have been getting close, so I need you to tell me... Have they hooked up?" asked April.

Confessional Marty: My Church tells me not to gossip, but it also tells me not to lie. Idk what to do.

-Marty gulps-

"Marty you can trust me..." said April starring into his soul.

-Shayna walked passed and decided to come into the room to see what was going on-

"What is happening here?" asked Shayna

"Oh I am just trying to convince Marty here to let me know if Kimmie and Elic hooked up. I am trying to ASSURE him that I am of no threat and will keep his name safe" said April bucking her eyes out at Shayna

"Oh yes yes! She is totally reliable" said Shayna.

"Well Shayna... I trust you more than anyone in the house... and if you trust April then I will, but I don't want this to stir up devilish shit in here" said Marty.

-Shayna and April began clapping like children in a candy store...-

"Yes..." said Marty.

"That's all I needed" said April.

-Marty dropped his head as if he was thinking "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?"-

Shayna kissed Marty's cheek assuring him he did not make a mistake..

and just like that... April and Shayna had key information for damage.

"This bitch is DONE." said April with a huge grin.

"What do you plan on doing?" asked Shayna.

"Oh you will see... Tomorrow!" said April as her and Shayna entered the pink room together and shut the door to plot.

On the other hand...

Kimmie and Elic entered the green room laughing and chit chatting and they could not help but notice that Marty seemed down and out.

"What's wrong buddy?" asked Elic

"If something happens... I am sorry" said Marty.

"Sorry about what?" said Kimmie looking worried.

"I am so so sorry" said Marty beginning to cry.

"Oh my goodness, what the hell?" said Elic trying to console Marty.

Confessional Marty: This house is bringing me down to new lows.

While Marty was crying to Kimmie and Elic upstairs in the green room...

Shayna and April informed the rest of the Tri-State on a plan to burst Kimmie and Elic's bubble

"You guys are fuckin evil" laughed Jon.

"Hush baby, it is for a good cause... We need to send Mommy back home to her baby" laughed April evilly.

The Tri-State ran to the phone room, where they looked through the most recent calls and called Kimmie's fiancee.

Brina answered and began to tell Rob the dirty truth while April, Jon, and Shayna giggled like school children.

The next morning

Kimmie woke up and did her usual phone call to her baby and fiancee, but she noticed no answer... and the voicemail said "I knew you were a cheating bitch, kiss your baby and me goodbye!"

Kimmie's eyes widened in shock.

Kimmie began to panic and she began to search through the recent calls, and saw that the house called her home phone at a time when she never called.

Confessional Kimmie: SOMEONE IN THIS DAMN HOUSE HAS FUCKED WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE... I AM GETTING ANSWERS NOW!!!!

"An enraged Kimmie stormed up to Shayna and April's room and began banging on their door extremely hard.

"OPEN UP BITCHES!!!"

April darted from her interrupted dream and became enraged as Shayna tossed and turned.

"WHO IS BEATING ON THE FUCKING DOOR LIKE A MANIAC!!!?" yelled April.

"Me bitch!" snapped Kimmie

April slung the door open and said

"What's up hoe!?"

Kimmie said "Did you fuck with my family!?

"Oh damn... news gets around fast..." laughed April.

"WHO IS HOLLERING AND WAKING ME FROM MY SLEEP!!!?' snapped an enraged Brina.

"Oh it's the bad mom" giggled April.

"What the fuck?" said Elic wiping his half awake eyes.

Confessional Elic: So I wake up and I see Kimmie and April in their pajamas face to face and pissed at each other... Tf is going on here?

"SOMEONE TOLD MY BOY FRIEND SOMETHING!!!" snapped Kimmie.

"Oh YEAH... IT WAS ME! NOW WHAT!" snapped Brina puffing out her chest and backing Kimmie into a corner.

"Hey hey hey!" snapped Elic trying to hold Brina back, but Jon grabbed Elic's arm...

"Don't touch her man." snapped Jon.

"Dude get off me!" snapped Elic.

"Shayna wake up! We need to get this bitch out of here!" snapped April as she woke Shayna and began to take Kimmie's things out the green room and dump them outside.

"STOP HER FROM TOUCHING MY SHIT!!!" Kimmie yelled at the producers.

"Tough luck bitch..." said Brina chuckling finally backing up off of Kimmie and then she began joining Shayna and April in throwing her out.

"This is really fucked up y'all" said Elic shaking his head and clenching his jaw in frustration...

"WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS!!!?" cried Kimmie

"Because you are a cheating lying bitch!" snapped April.

"I never cheated!" cried Kimmie.

"UM I SAW YOU BITCH!" snapped Brina.

"I SAW YOU KISS HIM!!!" snapped Brina again.

"UH I WAS PROBABLY DRUNK, AND THAT'S NOT CHEATING!" cried Kimmie.

"Well, thanks to Marty, we know you did in fact go to third base." laughed April.

Shayna looked shocked that April outed Marty that easy...

"April we gave him our word" said Shayna in shock.

"Ooops my bad" said April continuing to throw Kimmie's things in the street.

Elic gave Marty the look of death and then Kimmie looked at Marty and said... "Why?" with tears pouring down her face.

"That's it. I am done." said Marty packing his bags.

"Don't run away Marty! Be a man!" snapped Jon.

"Fuck off!" snapped Marty.

"Oh Mr. Jesus has such foul language" laughed Jon.

Marty began to cry and packed his bags, while Brina and April made continuous passes by him throwing Kimmie's things out.

Marty then glanced at Shayna and mumbled... "I thought you were different.."

Shayna ran to her room closed her door and began to cry.

Exit Confessional Marty: The Real World has been a crazy experience but all in all it has made me worse off. I was already on a path to success and Godliness and this has turned me back... It has only reminded me on what I once was, and honestly I am not going back. I wish all my roomates the best, but gossiping is unlike me, and I am ashamed that I trusted Shayna or anyone else for that matter and snitched on Kimmie and Elic, my true friends...

Marty rolled his bags into a taxi van as April and Brina continued throwing Kimmie's things out.

"You guys stop..." said Kimmie coming outside.

"OR WHAT!!?" snapped April.

"Let's do a food fight!!!" said Brina.

"Sounds good to me!" said April, as April and Brina ran to the kitchen to make up gross mixtures...

-Marty's van pulled off-

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Kimmie

I don't know what to do right now everyone is against me and trashing my stuff. I'm not going to sit here and just take it!

Kimmie begins grabbing her stuff and tries to bring it inside. "You're wasting your time bitch, we're just going to throw it out again anyway!" laughs Brina.

April grabs mustard, mayonaise, and dirty clogged up drain gew and throws it into a cup.

"Nice little mix for your Kimmie!" she says throwing it at her. Brina and April laugh evilly.

^Confessional - Shayna

I am all for packing this bitches stuff, but I'm not gonna endorse the whole dirty food thing... I don't want dirty nails.


Kimmie tries to bring her stuff inside with the help of Elic. But the girls keep grabbing her stuff and throwing it outside. Kimmie drops her head in defeat. "Okay guys, you win!" she says sadly. April smiles evilly.

^Confessional - Elic

All i am trying to do is get Kimmie's stuff inside and diffuse the situation, but at this point it's no use. These girls are set on throwing her out of here.

Kimmie pulls the producers aside. "Please have them stop destroying my stuff, I am done. I'm over all of this" she says sadly, as she walks outside and sits on the mansion steps.

^Confessional - April

Kimmie I think it's time you go home to your child. May this be a lesson to you. Don't. Fuck. With. A. Badder. Bitch. -flips weave-

Kimmie sits outside on the steps of the real world mansion, covered in dirt, mud, juice and food. "You're not getting back into this house
Brina taunts. Shayna stands aside while April and Brina do the bullying."Here's a little trash for you" taunts April throwing the trash onto the dirty room mate.

"I don't give a fuuuck~" says Kimmie. "I'm not trying to stay anyway!" she fires back.

"We're taking out the TRASH TODAY!" says April throwing the last bit of Kimmie's shit to the curb.

^Confessional - Shayna

I thought I was a mean bitch, but Brina and April might have me trumped... -stank face-

"You made your daughter proud bitch! She's going to look at what a WHORE you are and see what a stupid bad mother you are. Alicia is probably gonna be a dumb bitch like her mother" says Brina slamming a portrait of Kimmie's daughter to the ground.

"THAT'S ENOUGH BRINA!" screams Elic. "What did you say?!" says Kimmie getting up. "I think she's gonna do something!" exclaims a shocked April.

^Confessional - Kimmie

You can trash my stuff, and do whatever you want to me. But if you bring my daughter into this, I'm going out swinging!

Kimmie fires up and tries to attack Brina. "BITCH!!" she screams as she pushes her arms out in an attempt to attack Brina. "What bitch?!" yells Brina, grabbing Kimmie by the hair and swinging her to the ground "AHHH" screams Kimmie. "NOO!" cries Elic. Brina begins wailing on the bitch, while Kimmie flails around continuously getting punched in the face by Brina.

April tries to swing on her while Kimmie's down. "DON'T JUMP HERR!" yells Elic SHOVING April back from the fight. "I WAS TRYING TO BREAK THEM UP!"screams April

"STOP IT BRINA!" screams Elic pulling Brina off of her. "I TOLD YOU I'D FUCK YOU UP" says Brina red in the face. Kimmie lies there battered, bruised, covered in junk, with her belongings destroyed everywhere around her.

^Confessional - Brina

She got a good Brooklyn beating. That's what happens fucking with a G.

^Confessional - Kimmie

What happened to me on this show was so fucked up. Anyone who is a fan of April and Brina you're endorsing bullies. I can't believe the only person who was there for me was Elic. I hope him the best.. and I honestly hope these bitches die. I'm going home to my daughter, and I am going -sobs up- to be a great mom for her.

"Stupid hoe" says April flipping her weave and diva walking into the house with Brina and Jon.

Shayna has her hand on her heart. "What.. the fuck..hood bitches" she says under her breath.

Kimmie's van pulls up. Elic helps her into the van. "I'm sorry" he says hugging her. "It's ok.. It's my time to go" Kimmie says holding back tears.

^Confessional - Elic

I don't know what to think right now. At this point I really want nothing to do with any of my room mates. Even Jon is caught up in their bullshit. I can only imagine what's to come in the future of this house..

-Shows glimpse of April, Brina, Jon and Shayna laughing by the pool sipping chamgpange-

^Confessional - April

Kimmie's gone.. and Marty left too? Whatever, aint nobody got time for a weak bitch. -flips hair- I run this house.

END EPISODE

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[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 4

Several hours later

April peeked her head into the Green room

"How does it feel to know that you are getting two new roomies?" April asked Elic.

-Elic shrugged his shoulders and turned his head away from April-

"You'll get over it." said April skipping away

Confessional Elic: April is a bitch. Enough said.

"Good job today sis" said April as she entered the pink room with her roomie Shayna.

"Yeah I am overly joyed that Kimmie is gone, but I feel a little bad about Marty" explained Shayna.

"Oh God! Did you have a school girl crush on him or something?" snapped April.

"No... We just connected the other night about his friend that had cancer and... I just..." said Shayna as she was interrupted by Brina making a silly face impersonating Kimmie.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is exactly how that bitch looked when she was getting all that shit dumped on her HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed April.

"I know right... HAHAHA!!! ugly ass face HAHAHA!!!" laughed Brina.

"Never mind..." said Shayna.

"Oops... sorry for interrupting sis... go ahead... what were you saying?" asked April.

"It's just Marty... He wasn't such a bad guy... he was..." said Shayna was she was interrupted again by April this time.

"LOOK AT HER FOREHEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" laughed April at Brina scrunching up her forehead the same way Kimmie was when she was being kicked out the house.

"THAT IS HOW THE HOE WAS LOOKIN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Brina.

"You know what... Ima see you jokers later" said Shayna exiting the pink room.

"Awww sis... Where you goin?" laughed April.

"Imma go hang with Jon... and maybe Brina can take my bed for the night since you two can't get over Kimmie's ugly face" snapped Shayna in a playful way.

"PARTY POOPER!!!" yelled Apri.

Confessional April and Brina: I'M SHAYNA AND I WANNA SUCK MARTY'S COCK!!! AHAHAHAHAHA -Shayna opens the confessional door- "YOU MEANIES!!!" yells Shayna, and all the girls laugh.

"Okay you guys are too much fun, that is enough laughing for me tonight" said April leaving the confessional room.

"Finally!" said Jon grabbing April's hand and bringing her towards him.

"Oooh Jon so agressive" smiled April.

"But you like it..." said Jon.

"Maybe." smiled April

-Jon then grabbed April's face and began to stick his tongue down her throat with a passionate kiss-

"OH OH WOW OH OH SHIT!!!" laughed and smiled Brina and Shayna.

"Get it girl" giggled Shayna.

"Don't bite each others lips off!" laughed Brina

April put up the middle finger to Shayna and Brina as she tongued down Jon.

Shayna and Brina giggled.

Confessional Elic: So I am sitting in bed sketching on my drawing pad, and I hear the rest of my remaining roomies laughing and giggling with each other... I realize that I can't be isolated if I want to enjoy myself in this house... Plus... I am not whatsoever I negative person who holds grudges..

Elic trotted down the stairs and saw Jon and April kissing.

"Oh you finally got your dream girl huh Jon?" joked Elic.

"Damn right said Jon as he finally stopped kissing April"

"Oh Elic, you finally come to play" said April.

"Yup yup, I heard all of you giggling like little school girls and I had to see the party" said Elic.

"I thought he'd never come around" joked Brina.

"Well let's get the party started!" said Elic going to the fridge and throwing everyone a beer.

"Catch!" said Elic.

Confessional Jon: Elic wants to come down finally and hang with the Tri-State. JUST BECAUSE we sent his best friends home. Ima tolerate the dude, but I don't trust him for a second.

Later on the night...

All the roomies were in the hot tub sipping on their can of beers.

"I shouldn't even be drinking tonight, but hey... Bonding with you guys without drama... nothing beats it" smiled Shayna.

"Awww Shayna" said everyone in unison.

Jon was holding April in his arms in the hot tub as they occasionally locked lips.

"So are yous two an item?" asked Brina?

"Something like that" answered Jon.

"Jon you are a lucky ass motherfucker" said Brina lighting her cigarette.

Shayna and April then bucked their eyes out at each other.

Confessional April, Jon, and Shayna with their trunks and bikinis on: "OMG did you hear Brina's comment about Jon being lucky?" said April... "HAHA Yeah... she said it like a straight up bro with a boner" laughed Jon. "Lesbian crush... told yah" laughed Shayna. -they all laugh-

Much much later...

Confessional April alone: Ok ok everyone is sleep now So Jon thinks he has me bagged... Well he doesn't. I mean I definitely like Jon more, but I am not his girl friend. I am simply testing things out with him because he is a good kisser and I love the attention.

The next morning at Starbucks

"So since we are down a janitor and a cashier... Ima need you guys to work double duty..." said Maria.

"Yes ma'am" said the roomates.

"Brina my baby... You have a lot of hard work to do... I need you to assign two of your roomies extra work to pick up the slack of Kimmie and Marty" said Miss Maria.

"Right now?" asked Brina.

"Yes nina... Pick 2 people to do double work" insisted Miss Maria.

"Um... I need a second" said Brina

-Everyone looked around at each other-

Confessional April: I know Brina isn't going to choose me to do double work... She has a huge ass crush on me -smiles-

Confessional Jon: I know Brina will not assign me the extra work.. We are ROOMIES in the black room... Best buds.

Confessional Shayna: Brina has a lesbian crush on April, and she hangs with the boys, so I just know I am going to be assigned double work...UGH!!!

Confessional Elic: I don't mind doing double work, because working with Brina as your manager is enough of a pain in the ass all by itself.

Brina walked outside and began to talk to the sky

"Dear God... Dear Allah... All powerful one, show me a sign on who should be assigned the double work.." said Brina pacing back and forth.

"Oh Lord please give me a sign from the heavens" said Brina again.

Confessional Brina: I hate making decisions like this... I HATE IT! I should have just let April be manager, I am so stupid! -tears up-

"OH A PENNY!!!" said Brina with excitement.

"Thank you for the sign Jesus" said Brina again.

"What is taking my baby Brina so long?" wondered Miss Maria.

-All the roomies waited impatiently rolling their eyes-

"Let it be heads for April and tales for Shayna" said Brina to herself.

-flips the coin-

"OKAY. There is my answer. I must obey." said Brina

She then flipped for Elic and Jon and then entered back into Starbucks with her decision.

"Finally nina... Who will take the extra load?" asked Maria.

"April and Jon" said Brina as she dropped her head.

"Really Brina?" snapped April.

"Sorry... Like it or not IT IS MY DECISION! I DID WHAT WAS RIGHT! WHAT WAS FAIR!" snapped Brina.

"Wow... Brina... FUCK!" whispered Jon to himself.

Confessional April: Brina is a crazy and unpredictable bitch. I don't like her anymore... She is like 3 different people. In the house she is my best friend, but at work she is my worst nightmare and she yells at the drop of a fucking dime.

"This is unbelievable" April whispered to Jon.

"Tell me about it" said Jon.

"HERE YAH GO MY BABIES!" said Maria... as she handed April and Jon mops, and then she also assigned them cash registers ontop of being baristas... they must alternate repeatedly.

Confessional Shayna: I am surprised... but happy! Thanks Brina.

The roomies began work and Brina began to dictate and become a tyrant as always.

[Cali Royalty]

After the shift

"I wonder what that was all about" Jon whispered to April.

"I don't know, but I am so over her" replied April.

Confessional April: Brina is unpredictable, and honestly... Idk if I can trust her at this point. I mean... We are still cool, but I have to watch out for her.

On the other hand... Shayna went in the green room to talk to Elic.

"Hi Elic, may I come in?" asked Shayna.

"Oh sure." said Elic.

Confessional Elic: I was surprised to see Shayna knocking at my door, she usually remains with the black and pink rooms... So to see her was a little alarming. I thought something was up... I was right.

"Look Elic... I am here to tell you that you have a friend in this house. You may think that everyone on that side gets along and no one likes you, but that is not true. I like you" assured Shayna.

"Nice to know" said Elic as he tossed his ink pen up and down.

"Look, I know you still talk to Marty on the phone when he calls... Can you please tell him that... Shayna is really really sorry" said Shayna as a tear dropped from her face.

"Sure" said Elic, surprised at Shayna's kindness.

Confessional Shayna: I have no idea what is going on with me, but... I think my heart is growing. I have realized... What's the point of being manipulative and a bitch to nice people, when I can be a bitch and manipulative to the mean people.

On the other hand...

Jon and April were playing miniature golf together on the golf course.

"Hahaha Jon you are too silly" laughed April.

"I know baby" said Jon.

Confessional Jon: I am so glad that I have found my dream girl... I felt myself slipping down a terrible path, but now that I have April by my side... She keeps me on the straight and narrow.

Brina walked down stairs to join Jon and April on the golf course

-April rolled her eyes-

"What's up?" asked Jon.

"Just chilling with my two best friends in the house... That's all" smiled Brina.

"I swear this bitch is bi-polar" whispered April to Jon.

"I know right..." whispered Jon.

"HEY! If I am being the 3rd wheel just let me know..." snapped Brina.

"Well you kinda are" snapped April in a bitchy tone as she flipped her weave.

"FINE!" snapped Brina as she walked back into the mansion and stormed up the stairs.


"If that bitch touches my stuff I swear... " whispered April to Jon.

"No worries baby" said Jon as he kissed April's lips.


Brina ran into the black room and began to cry on her bed.

Confessional Brina: I AM DONE BEING NICE! I am DONE! I treat this people with kindness and they return that with a STAB IN THE FUCKIN BACK! April wants to get mad because I made her work double... HIGH MAINTENANCE BITCH, YOU DESERVE TO WORK DOUBLE! HORSE FACED WHORE!

Everyone can hear Brina yelling and crying from the confessional room.

"Do you hear that?" Shayna asked Elic.

-Elic giggled and shrugged his shoulders-

"She is seriously insane..." said April to Jon.

"Please don't say anything to her baby... I do not feel like hearing her mouth tonight" said Jon.

"No, if I wanna say something to the bitch... then I will" snapped April.

"Don't..." said Jon.

Confessional April: I may be acting a bit bratty and bitchy toward Brina because I am made that she overworked Jon and I, but WHO CARES! I have that right... You would think that she wouldn't put a double load on the closest people to her.


After Brina finished yelling in the confessional, Jon and April ignored it and continued to play golf and flirt, and everyone ended up going to bed...

The next day

April woke up in the morning beside Jon in the pink room (they shared a bed)... while Shayna slept in the bed acrossed.

-shows April stretching and pushing Jon's arm off of her, so she can get up and stretch-

Confessional April: So I wake up with a fresh and clear mind, and I think I need to talk to Brina... Just to let her know why I have been giving her the cold shoulder.

-shows April brushing her hair in the vanity, and then walking into the black room when she is finished-

"Brina wake up!" snapped April.

"Wuh..." said a half awake Brina.

"We need to talk" said April.

"yeah yeah yeah" said Brina.

"Look Brina, I am sorry if you felt like I was being a bitch to you, but I had a right to be upset... You worked me and Jon like dogs, and we are supposed to be your best friends in the house" explained April.

"Nothing personal... I am just doing my job. I have to be fair, it is never about friendship" explained Brina.

"Bull shit" snapped April.

Brina bucked her eyes out really wide... "Don't do it April." snapped Brina.

"You know nothing about loyalty! YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT LOYALTY BRINA!" snapped April getting up and storming out of the black room.

Confessional Brina: April is just going nuts, she expects me to just take it easy on her at the job because we are friends... I am sorry. Fair is fair.

"Loyalty runs through my veins, maybe you should get some" snapped Brina.

"Oh ok what ever... That's why you assign your two closest friends tons of labor... Yeah right" snapped April.

Confessional Elic: What a baby. April is bitching because Brina assigned her and Jon extra work... Damn... If I would have known that it would stir up this much drama, I would have volunteered myself quadruple work... It is not that serious.

[DAViE]

-fast forward a days-


^Confessional - Shayna

So today's our day off and all of the room mates are going out day drinking at "Long Board"s", this should be fun.

-shows the room mates in their own vip section-

"So honestly this one bitch was like no I wanted the cappuccino iced, and I just am like bitch that's an ice lattee with foam on top you have got to be kidding?" complains April. "Hahaha I can't stand the idea of making another caramel frap" jokes Elic. "Thank god we don't have to worry about that! We just write the cups out" jokes Jon. Shayna and Jon high five, and the four room mates laughing and joking about their barista life style, as Brina watches in silence sipping on her budweiser.

^Confessional - Brina

It hurts my feelings, that I can't be apart of these conversations.

Brina continues to drink by herself

Meanwhile, Shayna and April are taking shots together.

^Confessional - Shayna

I've decided if I'm going to be in this house... I need to drink. But I'm a light weight.. soo whatever I do drunk, my bad -shrug-

-few hours pass-

April is giving Jon lap dances, as Shayna pops her small white girl ass.

^Confessional - Jon

All I know is I got the baddest bitch in the bar. I'm fucking with everyone in this house right now, nothing can kill my vibe.

Brina's eye twitches. "Shayna..!" she calls out. Shayna is too intoxicated to notice as her skirt rises and her pussy flashes when she drops it low.

"I can see your pussy!" yells Brina. Shayna continues to dance ignoring Brina. Brina grabs Shayna "OH! -brina pulls her skirt down- What are you doing?!" shrieks an intoxicated Shayna. "helping you!" she pleads. "Stopppp..." slurrs Shayna.

^Confessional - Shayna

I may be a drunk mess but honestly Brina.. you're the LAST person I want help from. Like bitch you have enough problems of your own, worry about yourself. So what if my pussy's out? It's MY pussy.


"You're gonna thank me latah!" commands Brina. "BRINA STOP IT!" commands April. Brina feels attacked, as she backs away into a corner and drinks alone again.

"I'm gonna have a cigarette" hisses Shayna into April's ear. "Oh I'll come with you". says April following Shayna and leaving the boys in the bar.

Outside the pink room roomies sit on the street curb to discuss their shared annoyance over Brina.

"Honestly at work she's so bipolar, she keeps saying sorry after giving me every single task. It's like do you want me to do it or not? UGH" April complains.

^Confessional - April

These last few days Brina has kind of been annoying me. She's like been up my ass trying to hang out with me, like bitch you're my manager... I don't want to hang out with you.

"And then she wont give me ANY SPACE" continues April. Shayna nods and listens drunkly. Brina lights a cigarette as she walks outside.

"Oh there she is!" says Shayna

^Confessional - Brina

So I see April and Shayna go outside for a cigarette and I am thinking, great this is a perfect opportunity to go over there and talk to Aprill, and tell her that I am going to lay off her at work, but this bitch Shayna ovah here, is like talkin shit about me


"I-I thought that ya'lll said there she is...? and I'm like.. what did I do now?" says a confused Brina. "Umm yeah.. I guess that we can adress this now... " says Shina pausing. "But we think you
re fake" Shayna says speaking on both her and April's behalf. April drunkely looks over at Shayna confused. "What?" she slurrs. squatting down to Shayna's level in her face. "Listen bitch!" snaps Shayna. "Don't run ya mouth" says Shayna getting fiesty. "Oh yeah? Are you gonna do something?" snaps Brina "Are ya gonna do something? do something!" she says getting in Shayna's face.

Shayna blows smoke in Brina's face.

Brina spits on Shayna.

^Confessional - April

OH MY GOD. So this Brina just SPITS on Shayna, and then goes INSANE!

"She's not gonna do something!" says April defending Shayna. "I WASNT TALKING TO YOU" screams Brina. "I'm not gonna do anything" hisses Shayna.

"IGHT THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP UNLESS YOU GONE DO SOMETHING" screams Brina at the top of her lungs. Brina begins cursing, screaming hollering.

"STUPID FUCKING BITCH!"

"I'LL FUCKING STAB YA MOTHER, BITCH!"

"SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN YOU FUCKING WHORE IMMA SMOTHER YOU IN BED"

April and Shayna look on confused

-shows montag of Brina screaming and booty popping-

^Confessional - Shayna

Brina is totally crazy and now has officially made my shit list... bitch your done. Why are you booty popping in the street?

April and Shayna get up, ignoring Brina and walk back into the bar.

As Brina tries to get back in the bouncers deny her. Brina begins to cry, "I'm with them? Can't you see? I'm part of real world 10. What are you doing?" she hollers

^Confessional - Brina

I am very emotional right now, because I can feel the house turning on me, and it's overwhelming me



A limo pulls up for the Real Worlders.


^Confessional - Elic

I have no idea what happened outside but thanks o Brina acting out in public, long boards BANNED us from coming back. I was having a great time.. I'm getting tired of these antics from her.

-the limo ride-
Brina sits the inner most, with Jon cuddled in the middle w April, and Elic and Shayna on the opposide side.

"Thanks Brina. I was having a good time" says Elic. Brina remains quiet. April and Jon cuddle in the middle ignoring the drama. "Wow she's actually quiet" comments Shayna/

"SHUT UP BITCH" Brina snarls. "I BOUT HAD ENOUGH OF YOU TONIGHT" she screams. "Spoke to soon" comments Elic. "Excuse me? WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? ELIC I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS?" says Brina begining to cry. "Brina stop omg you're so drunk" says Shayna annoyed.

In an instant Brina jumps over the limo trying to attack Shayna.
"WHAT THE FUCK"! screams Elic holdibng Brina Back as she swings him up and down "IDGAF IF SHE HAD CANCER IMMA FUCK HER UP." April and Jon push Brina back "STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cries out April

-The limo arrives to the mansion-

All of the room mates enter the mansion, as Brina is the last to follow.

^Confessional - Brina

I'm having a bad night, I just wanna go to my bed, go to sleep, call it a night.


April and Jon go to the pink room.

As Elic and Shayna hang out in the kitchen. They notice Brina limping inside.

^Confessional - Brina

I twisted my ankle getting out of the limo, I'm hurt, please dont bother me

"When did you hurt yourself?" comments Shayna. "Don't worry bout me bitch, i aint ya friend" snaps Brina. "Leave her alone" Elic warns Shayna. "Aww, that's too bad" giggles Shayna

^Confessional - Shayna

I am really getting fed up of Brina thinking she can run around SCREAMING like a wild banshee at everyone. I'm not afraid of her.

"Don't giggle at me bitch! I'll fuck you up!" yells Brina. "do it!" taunts Shayna. Brina sprints with no problemover to Shayna attacking her. "AAAHH!" she shrieks as Brina wails on her head, Shayna grabs ahold of Brina's hair as secureity pulls on both of them, Brina yanks on Shayna's wig. "bitch I GOT YOUR WIG" she screams red in the face, she grabs a bbq lighter and lights it on fire

"WATCH IT BURN!" sreams Brina. Elic looks on disturbed. Shayna obviously is flustered and holding back tears, mangled and with no wig on says "WAY TO BE ORIGINAL, THIS SHIT HAPPENED ALREADY LAST SEASON!" she cries out "I HAVE TWENTY MORE HOE!" taunts Shayna

"Ok bitch, I got 20 more ass whoopings" laughs Brina going to her room.

Shayna and Elic exchange odd looks.

^Confessional - Brina

Shayna just wrote a check her ass can't cash

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