Real World San Diego

[DAViE]

EPISODE FIVE

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"Yo BITCH, yo, chill, yo BITCH, STOP IT!" snaps Brina. "You're going home!!!!" she wails. "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!" screams Brina as she swings a right hook with full force towards her jaw.

THE CAMERA BLURRS....

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The room mates are hung over and asleep from a night of heavy drinking before

The door bell rings
no answer
The door bell rings
no answer
The door bell rings
no answer

"Hello?!?" yells a guy. "We gonna have to break in it seems like!" offers a female.

"Please I got this." says the male. He tries picking the lock, as the female runs to the back of the house.

"Oh wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww dis is nice" says the fiesty latina glacing at the hot tub, pool, and gazebo provided. "Producuhs, please don't be mad at me." she giggles, grabbing a rock and throwing it at the backdoor, smashing it.

^Confessional - Roberta

Aint nobody answering the door right naow, so you know, a brooklyn girl takes action when its.. ya know, necessary!

-casting tape shows-

*shows booty popping on bar*

I'm Roberta, I'm 20 and I'm from Brooklyn

"I'm a bartender at a latino spot. EVERYBODY LOVES ME. Because I am a dominican girl that no one has EVER seen before. ya know? I got a white girl face, but a spanish girl titties and booty"

"Alot of people look at me and say 'oh she's a hoe' but that aint true. I don't sleep around I do my shit on the low. I NEVER kiss and tell."

"I'm kind of in... an open relationship. If I get casted I'm single... so yeah, no one is restricting my fun!"

"I'm very active, I love to dance, I like to go out, I like to be with my friends, and I like to spend time with my Son... Misha"

"My son means alot to me.. right now he's living with his father, who I'm like.. on the rocks with. He wants me to quit my job, settle down, go to school. But he doesn't understand.. I need my job because it brings me the money. Old spanish men TIP ME WELL!"

"-begins to choke up- being away from my son for this long. -crocodile tears- Is going to be so hard for me-


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*in the pink room*

"omg SHAYNA!" shrieks April. " Is someone breaking in?!" the dyamic duo wonder as they go get the boys.


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"Almost.. got it... *click*" THERE!" says the dude, walking into the house.

^Confessional - Clark

After alot of effort I finally get into the house, and it's even more beautiful then I could have hoped for.

"I'm Clark, I'm 25 and I'm from Mt.Mainsfield Vermont."

"My family immigrated here from Spain and immediately was fascinated by the American dream. They're in the maple syrup industry. Real hard workers. "

"My heros are my parents. They're so tranquil, loving good people. Especially my dad, he taught me that to be a man, you must provide."

"Speak softly, but carry a big stick. My dad loved teddy rosevelt and always said reminded us to stay smart and level headed. "

"Although my family is in the maple syrup industry, I can't say that's the ideal path for me. I'm a currently in the process of opening up a bar in Miami with a few childhood friends. So I am constantly flying back and forth."

"To be honest, I am on here a little bit for exposure.. this is a good chance for my bar to gain some attention, while I go on vacation, so why not..?"

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"Anybody home?" calls out Clark. "WE IN THIS BICH!!!" yells Roberta, as the other 4 roomies, excluding Brina stare from above the stairs observing their two new roomies.

[Cali Royalty]

Confessional April: So I see this wooly mammoth who needs a fucking shave, and this cute little Latin bitch walk through the door, and I am just glad to have some new blood in here... Because Brina... No Bueno."I'm April" said April extending her hand to both new roomies.

"Clark Nice to meet yah" said Clark.

"Roberta, but you can call me Roro" said Roro smacking on her gum and raising up her sunglasses.

"Jon, and Shayna, don't just stare from the stair case, come greet these noobs!" exclaimed April.

"Oh, HEY! I'm Shayna" said Shayna.

"I am Jon... April's boy friend" Jon said peering into Clark's soul.

April's eyes darted toward Jon.

"April's... guy friend" said April correcting Jon.

Roro let out a newyorrican ghetto laugh while Jon blushed in embarrassment.

Clark tucked his hair behind his ears, and sunk his hands into his pockets and looked around observing the mansion.

"Nice place here..." said Clark.

"Yeah this place is the shit, SO WHERE WE SLEEPIN?" exclaimed Roro.

"Oh yeah uhhh follow me lady and gent" said Elic, inviting the two new roomies up to his empty room.

"Damn, so both yo roomies left you?" questioned Roro.

"Well... they were bullied out of here." said Elic.

"Some bullies?" asked Roro.

"Yeah, but it has been pretty peaceful so far.... Well besides Brina..." said Elic.

"Who is Brina?" asked Roro.

"I'M BRINA!" said Brina in a manly ass intimidating voice.

Roro and Clark's eyes darted to the door.

"I saw you guys have met the beast" whispered Shayna walking by.

"AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Roro.

"WTF YOU SAY WIGGY!? AND WHAT YOU LAUGHING AT ROOKIE HUH!!!?" snapped Brina.

"Aye ma, don't come at me like that..." snapped Roro.

"You don't come in here demanding how I come at you in MY house!" snapped Brina.

"Brina! NOT TODAY!" said April as she grabbed Roro's hand and pulled her downstairs to the bar.

Confessional April: Roro is feisty, hot, and has a unbiased mind. PERFECT MINION MATERIAL. Ima take her to the bar and get some drinks in this girl.

Brina rolled her eyes and walked into her room, placing herself in isolation...

Meanwhile...

Elic and Clark began bonding.

"So uhhh... I am glad there is another bro in here! Jon and I haven't clicked..." explained Elic.

"Yeah that dude... he uh kinda gave me the death stare... Like dude... I don't want your girl" said Clark.

"His girl? Aha... I could have his girl if I wanted her" said Elic.

Clark's eyes widened... "So that Brina chick... is she always this agressive?" asked Clark.

"Yeah, but her crew is starting to turn on her... Shayna, Jon, and April are like wolves... with April being the alpha... The two bullied people went home... sooo...." said Elic.

"So... they are now turning on their own?" asked Clark.

"You hit the nail on the head my friend!" said Elic.

Confessional Clark: Elic is a cool dude... I think we can be best bros if we hang long enough.

On the other hand

April,Shayna, Jon, and Roro were all at the bar having drinks and bonding.

"So... what do you think so far of the roomies, Roro?" asked April, well Jon held his arm around her...

"Y'all are dope... but that Brina chick... bad vibes son..." said Roro

"OH MY GOSH! I like this girl already" said Shayna.

"Thanks ma... But uhhh... She called you wiggy I believe... What's up with that?" asked Roro.

"It's a low blow son..." said Jon.

"Yeah, she has cancer" said April...

"In remission..." said Shayna shedding a tear.

"Awww booo booo" said Roro wiping her eye.

Confessional Roro: Wow... what kind of ignorant monster makes fun of someone for a disease they can't control liiiikkeee.... that my Abuelo had cancer.... making fun of the sick... doesn't go over well in my hood.

"So we going on tonight!!?" asked Roro

"Of course we gotta show you guys a good time" said April.

"AYYYEEE!!!" said Roro booty popping.

-everyone laughed-

Brina then inched her way downstairs to try to fit in again.

"Hey Brina..." said Jon.

Brina just sat at the bar and pressed her hand against her cheek.

Brina you all right?" asked Jon.

"Ignore her." snapped April.

"Bitch... ignore me!?" snapped Brina.

"Because you always moping Brina... I don't have time to baby sit" said April.

"April, I feel a shift that's why, and I know I ain't blind.

"No... you real blind Brina, you are the one isolating yourself" said April.

"WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO!!!? I AM SORRY SHAYNA FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR CANCER!!! DOES THAT FIX IT!?" snapped Brina.

"Lord, she is insane" said April.

"BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" snapped Brina.

Shayna shrieked and began to cry a little.

"LOOK WHAT YOU DID BRINA!" snapped April.

"She just fucking started it!" snapped Brina...

"Like... if that is all it takes to get under your skin then... You weak sauce ma" said Roro.

"And who the fuck are you!? REPLACEMENT!" snapped Brina.

"Honestly... I think replacements are stronguh..." said Roro.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!?" snapped Brina.

"Brina enough..." said April.

"Did you hear this bitch tho?" snapped Brina.

"Brina... it's not worth it..." said Jon.

"Everyone then left Brina downstairs to get ready for the day.


Confessional Brina: I am tired to... Fed up... I feel like it is only so much the beast can take -flashes to a fight-..... ONLY SO MUCH!!!! -flashes to a fight-.... UNTIL SHE SNAPS!!! -flashes to a fight while a voice says Brina NOOOO!!!-"

[DAViE]

ALL of the room mates are at the club for their first night out, excluding Brina.

^Confessional - Clark

I'm trying to open up a bar in Miami, so bring me the heat san diego, I wanna see your night life.

^Confessional - Roro

It's my first night out.. and I know we gone' turn up.

-shows club scenes-

The roomies are all dancing and having a great time in their VIP. all SIX of them.

"RORO COME TAKE A SHOT BITCHHHH!" calls April as she drunkenly grinds on Shayna. "Yeaaaaa girl!!" she hollas. Shayna is all smiles as the three girls are turning into a lovely threesome.

Clark and Elic are talking drunk philosphy with one another, as Jon keeps trying to get April's attention.

^Confessional - Jon

I see that April might be having TOO much fun. I don't want her getting sloppy and making any mistakes, and being her boyfriend, I gotta take care of her after all.

"Babe.." Jon says grabbing April's hand, she flips her weave as she snatches her hand away from him and continues booty popping on Roro.

"Wanna take a shot?" Shayna slurrs to Roro. "Yeah girl!" she cheers barely able to stand. Shayna and Roro head to the bar.

"So you girls are on the real world?" asks a bartendar. "You see da cameras don't you?" says a fiesty Roro. "Ight here's your shots.. on the house" he says trying to be slick, as he slips Roro his number. "nuh uh boo boo, if you wanna talk to US, you betta give us another one too" she demands. "Omg, I love you!" says Shayna.

April and Jon are dancing, as she tunes out his clinging ways. "Babe are you mad at me or something?" asks Jon in her ear over the loud music. April drunkenly looks at him. "I'm just dancing!!" she claims.

Shayna and Roro are dancing on the bar together. While meanwhile. Clark and Elic are joined in their section by two real world groupies, one male and one female.

^Confessional - Elic

The vibe tonight at the club is great, we're all having a blast it seems like. And I can honestly say, these two new room mates are WAAAAY better then the originals they replaced.

"I'm Vinny and this is my friend Sarah" says the groupie male to Clark, as he sends Sarah over to Elic. "So what are you doing out here?" asks the male groupie to Clark. "I mean.. I'm on the Real World, just trying to live my life bro, you feel me? I just got out here!" he says. "Oh how do you like it?" asks Vinny. "I love it so far man, it's night one and all my room mates are awesome!"

-meanwhile at the house-

Brina paces around frantically talking to herself and chain smoking ciggarettes.

^Confessional - Brina

I don't know how it got to this point honestly, not even a week ago me and April we're running this house together. -flashes back to Kimmie's beat up- and now... we're like turning into enemies.

"This cancer bitch.. what the fuck she think.. she gonna run me outta here?"

She looks around psychotically as she walks up to Shayna's picture.

"I'M FROM BROOKLYN, BITCH" she screams punching Shayna's picture cracking it then spitting on it. "FUCK WITH ME"


-back at the club-


"Well.. can I get you a shot?" Vinny offers Clark. "Yeah sure man" he agrees.

^Confessional - Clark

It turns out this guy Vinny is really into the San Diego night life and he's telling me how he can help me network. It's already just the beginning of this experience and I'm making connects in all the right spots. -scratches beard-

"Soo how long have you been gay?" Sarah asks Clark. "Wait what?" asks Clark confused. "You know, fucking boys and stuff like that?" she asks. "You're gay?" Elic asks Clark. "Nah dude hahah what?" Clark drunkenly laughs, as Vinny returns with shots for both of them.

"I'mm back~~~" Vinny says flamboyantly. "He's straight vinny!" Sarah tells him. "Oh..." Vinny says disappointed and somewhat frightened. "Dude.. no worries!" says Clark. Elic raises on eye brow. "We good, we good, we can still have a good time" offers Clark.

^Confessional - Clark

Ok, so maybe Vinny had some ulterior motives, but... he's still a good guy who's trying to help me out, so whatever you know? I'm not gay, so what do I care?



"Lets go take shots with the girls." offers Clark, as him and Elic + their groupies head to the girls.

the 3 girls are now dancing on the bar getting dollar bills thrown at them. Roro is especially acting up

^Confessional - Roro

When I'm turnt up, aint nobody stopping me. I start to get hot.. like tempature hot.. It's too hot for clothes on sometimes... and I need it off you know..?

"I want my skirt up!" slurs Roro as she booty pops and twerks, purposelly lifting up her skirt and showig her pussy to the crowd.

"OH I WAN TTTT UPPPPP!!~" she hisses as Shayna and April begin joining in on her whorish behavior, Shayna and April both take their shirts off, dancing and shaking their titties out with Roro.

"THISSS MY SONGGG BITCH!!" screams Roro, ripping off her skirt, now in just bra and underwear yelling and dancing.

"What the fuck are you doing babe!" jon yells to April, yanking her from off the bar, causing her to trip. "AHHH!" she shrieks as trips on beer in her high heels. "OMG!" shrieks Shayna, Roro continues being a ho.

^Confessional - Shayna

Honestly... Jon is like psychotic. He's always like watching April from every single corner, and he just caused her to get HURT. What is wrong with him and his controlling ways, you're not even dating!

"Let go of her jon!" shrieks Shayna. April slaps Jon across the face. "DONT TOUCH ME!" she cries, as she gets up and continues booty popping with her girls. "We got a problem?" snaps Roro all the sudden. "No girl, fuck outta here!" says April as the two dance on one another.

"April get down here!" Jon commands. "JON STOP IT" April screams. "I'm not playing with you!" she hollers. "What's going on here?" asks Clark. "Nothing boo!" Roro says dancing. "Why are you guys like naked?" jokes Elic. "IT'S HOT!" yells Roro. "You guys want a shot?" offers Clark. "You're right.. it IS hot in here." says Elic taking his shirt off.

"OOOOH BODY SHOTS!!" says April instantly.

"BODY SHOTS, BODY SHOTS!" the roomies cheer. As April takes a shot off of Clark.

"yO WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" snaps Jon. The roomies ignore Jon as they continue dancing with Clark's groupies and having a blast.

^Confessional - Jon

I don't know what the hell is going on. But I just know if this keeps going, it's not going to end well. I'm going to be the adult and remove myself before it gets out of hand.

Jon gets into the Real World limo.

"We can go.. they're taking cabs" he says to the driver. "You sure.. there's 5 of them in there." the driver warns. "YOU HEARD ME!" a drunken Jon snaps. As the limo pulls off leaving the other 5 roomies behind.....

[Cali Royalty]

Jon's limo arrives back at the mansion
Brina has sneakers on and rubbing her hands together waiting for a confrontation.

Confessional Brina: I think I am going home tonight... I just feel it.

"They here!" said Brina to herself, as she hears the door slam.

The handle of the mansion door twists...

and drunken Jon stumbles in.

"YO... Where everybody else?" asked Brina.

" Leff um...." slurred Jon.

Brina's eyes widen...

Confessional Brina: Something went down tonight... and Ima find out.

Job put his face in the palms of his hands and began to ball out crying.

"Jon Bro... you ok?"

"She hates me..." shrieked Jon.

"Who hates you bro?"

"SHE FUCKING HATES ME!!!" snapped Jon as he unfastened his watch and threw it a crossed the room.

"Jon calm down man" said Brina as she lit a sign and squatted in front of him, looking up into his glossy eyes.

"Who made you upset?" asked Brina as she blowed her cig away from Jon's face and turned back to look in his eyes.

"April was getting drunk, and Shayna butted in and now April is mad at me..." snapped Jon.

"Fuck!!! That bitch Shayna.... She is up to no good... April just does not see it yet... I tried warning you roomie" snapped Brina.

Jon wiped his tears and then laid back on the couch for a while just thinking... and then he sprang up and ran to the bar and began to break liquor bottles around the house.

"FUCK THIS SHIT, IT IS TURNING ME INSANE!!! NO MORE!!!" snapped Jon as he threw bottle after bottle.

"Jon CALM DOWN!!!" yelled Brina.

"Pussy whipped? I WAS NEVER PUSSY WHIPPED!" snapped Jon as he threw another bottle...

"Jon... Stop!" snapped Brina.

Confessional Brina: Jon and I both have uncontrollable tempers. When the roomies get back... Idk what is going down... but I am down for anything.

On the other hand

drunken Roro stumbled and Shayna helped support her... as Clark and Elic supported April...

"Wait... where is the limo!?" snapped Elic.

"Just great..." said Shayna...

"Whah?" asked drunken April.

"Looks like Jon left in the limo." said Clark.

"I WANNA GO TO SLEEEEEEEP!!!" yelled Roro.

"FUCK THAT DUDE! I am up to HERE with his fucking bull shit!" snapped Elic.

Confessional April: I may be drunk, but Elic getting enraged... is just kinda hot.

"Elic calm down... we can just take the cabs" explained Shayna.

The roomies although very angry... boarded the cabs and headed back home...

On the other hand...

Brina finally got Jon upstairs to his bedroom, where she tucked him in and wiped his face with a towel and warm water...

"Calm down Jon... now I have to clean the mess you made downstairs.

Jon whispered "Thanks... You are not as bad as a person as Shayna makes you out to seem"

Brina smiled and ran downstairs to sweep up and mop his mess.

Well Brina cleaned the spilled liquor and glass shards... the cabs arrived.

"Oh Allah... Please let this shit go over well" said Brina.

"The roomies entered the house... Roro stumbled a bit and then ran upstairs to vomit... while Elic and Clark layed drunken April on the couch to rest...

Brina gave Shayna a stare of death as she mopped up puddles.

"WHERE THE FUCK IS JON!?" snapped Elic.

"Upstairs..." said Brina calmly.

"Who in the hell did this! WHY ARE ALL THE BOTTLES BROKEN!" snapped a drunken April as she got up off the couch with her hair wild.

"Idk what you did to him... but Jon came home like a tornado..." said Brina.

"Fuck that... I am done with his LOSER FACE!" snapped drunken April.

"What the hell... so he takes our limo and he breaks things to shreds... That is expensive liquor my friend..." said Clark

Confessional Clark: This house is a mental asylum.

"MY PICTURE!!!" cried out Shayna.

"WHAT THE FUCK!?" snapped April.

"Who did this!?" snapped Shayna with tears in her eyes...

"I did..." smiled Brina.

April looked at Brina with disgust.

"Why the look April?" asked Brina.

April ignored her... and grabbed a pan from the kitchen and began slamming it into Brina's photo.

"I AM SICK OF YOU FUCKING WITH SHAYNA! YOU HAVE TAKEN IT TOO FAR!" snapped April as she took out all her aggression on Brina's photo.

Clark ran over and grabbed April's arm and tried to calm her down and stop her from hitting the photo.

"April! April... enough... the photo is already blacked out and shattered" said Clark.

April then began to cry out of anger and then ran upstairs .... "Fucking sick of the stupid drama..." snapped April.

Shayna with tears in her eyes looked at Brina and said "You disgust me... pure scum" and then followed drunken and emotional April upstairs...

Brina... completely dumbfounded and in shock... stood there shaking as if she was holding back a tsunami...

"Happy now?" said Elic...

"Jon is lucky he is sleeping, because I had some choice words for him..." said Elic again..

Brina held back words as her eyes filled with water...

"Oh yeah one more thing..." said Elic as he gave Jon's picture a kick and blacked it out.

"I feel much better..." said Elic... as he trotted up the stairs along with everyone else...

Brina was still frozen... She lifted the broom... and snapped it in half and then dropped to her knees on the broken glass and began to scream "AAAAHHHHH!!!!"


meanwhile upstairs


"That girl is fucking insane yooo...." said half drunk Roro.

"I am just so sick of her man... and how she treats you" said April to Shayna.

"Me too sister.... I hate that bitch" said Shayna...

Brina continued screaming over and over.

"SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!" yelled drunken Roro.

"NO NO NO NO IMA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY!!!!" yelled Brina as she grabbed a ball from the pool table and threw it full throttle upstairs...

"HEY HEY HEY!!!" said the producers as they grabbed Brina and restrained her.

"I AM TIRED OF BEING TREATED THIS WAY!!!" yelled Brina.

"I AM FUCKING TIRED!!!" yelled Brina as six producers held her down...

"Brina Brina Brina... listen" said the producers... "Yours knees are bleeding, you fell on the glass shards, and you threw a pool ball, that could have caused serious damage... You need to calm down, go to the hospital and then to a hotel room" said the producers as they ordered her to go outside and get in van

Confessional Brina: I need a breather from this house, so I am going to the doctor for my knees and ankle and then I am spending the night at a hotel to cool off.

The next morning...

The entire house was asleep and Jon was the first awake...

"What happened last night?" wondered Jon as he rubbed his head in confusion.

Confessional Jon: Alcohol is the devil... I blacked out and I am so disappointed in myself. I never went this far in a long time...

Jon then walked in the kitchen where he saw broken glass... a broom snapped in half and Shayna's pic shattered, Brina's pic shattered, and then he saw his shattered...

"WTF!" snapped Jon.

Confessional Jon: Who in the fuck broke my photo? Oh nah... we having major problems... whoever did this shit.

On the other hand...

April woke up with Shayna... they shared the bed for the night..

"Rise and shine sis" said Shayna.

"Hey hun" said April yawning....

"Oh gawd... worst fucking head ache ever..." said April rubbing her head...

"What happened last night?" said April again.

"Jon was all up on you, and he got too controlling so we told him to back the fuck off, he got angry, came home without us... broke shit up, and we had to take cabs... When we got back, Elic was ready for Jon's head, but Jon lucked out and was sleep... and instead Brina got the brunt of it all, because she fucking shattered my picture for no reason." said Shayna...

"She shattered your picture!? Where the fuck is she?" snapped April...

"Oh yeah and you broke hers.... You blacked her picture out with a pan... but yeah... she went to a hotel and I think the hospital... her dumb ass kneeled in glass and went berserk last night." giggled Shayna.

"Wow... Ima bad bitch" laughed April...

Confessional April: Last night must have been insane, but I have to admit... I feel bad for breaking Brina's picture and making her have a meltdown... NOT!!! Haha... Brina is really starting to crawl under my skin.

In Elic and Clark's room

"Is it always as crazy as it was last night?" asked Clark.

"No... I definitely lost my cool when I kicked Jon's picture... I am not usually like that" said Elic.

"Yeah... I was like whoa bro... but it was kinda cool... April took several hits with a pan to black out Brina's pic, but it only took you one kick and Jon was blacked completely out." said Clark.

"I guess I got skills." laughed Elic.

On the other hand...

Jon was still downstairs trying to figure out who broke his photo when a knock at the door came.

Jon ran to the door and answered and it was Maria.

"YOU GUYS ARE TARDY!" snapped Maria.

"Oh shit! I hear Maria" said April as she hopped out of bed.

"Maria?" asked Roro.

"Yeah our boss... let's go!" said Shayna pulled Roro down the stairs...

Everyone ran downstairs without a shower, makeup, or their hair done and faced an angry Maria.

"LOOK AT YOU ALL! DRUNKEN MESSES!" snapped Maria.

Confessional Roro: Oh my goooossssh liiiiike... this is my first impression on Miss Maria, and I am sure she already hates me.

"You guys getting shitfaced drunk on a work night... Unacceptable... THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAME ON TIME WAS.... BRINA!" snapped Miss Maria.

Brina popped up and walked in the front door, looking good as new, with stitches on her knees, a brace on her ankle, and showered and clean.

"Yep! Brina came straight from her hotel room... ready for work like a TRUE MANAGER! We waited a half hour for you all to show up, and we arrive here to see none of you even ready." snapped Maria.

Confessional Clark: Oh shit... Like I am supposed to be a manager of a bar one day... Had I known we had a job, I would have woken up on time... I hate that I look bad now.

"Newbies... This looks bad on you two... Did anyone tell you that you were on mandatory employment?" snapped Maria.

Roro and Clark shook their heads no...


"Well since... you guys are late, it is up to the manager to issue punishment if she finds fit..." said Maria.

Brina smiled and then darted her eyes to Roro and Shayna... "You guys have bathroom janitorial duty all day" snapped Brina.

"WTF!!!" snapped Roro.

Shayna rolled her eyes.

"Elic and Clark... I want you on cash registers and making drinks... Double work... "snapped Brina.


"and Jon and April... you guys are supervising... So not too tough for you two."said Brina.

April's eyes widened in utter shock.

"Thanks Brina!" said Jon.

"Anytime my friend" said Brina.

"Any particular reason why they are let off the hook?" asked Maria.

"Yeah, they both had hard nights last night... I can understand why they were not ready on time" said Brina.

"WHAT THE HELL!?" BULLSHIT!" snapped Elic.

"She is so fucked up..." said Shayna welling up in tears.

"You made corny yo..." snapped Roro...

"Well you are the manager..." said Maria "STOP COMPLAINING YOU ALL!!! SHE EARNED THIS RIGHT TO MAKE WHAT EVER DECISION SHE FELT FIT" snapped Maria again.

"Ok snap snap... get to work" said Maria... as she led the roomies outside to the vans to take them to work...

Confessional April: I am shocked that Brina cut me slack... Wow.... I still don't feel bad for blacking out her pic, but... I think this girl has some lesbian crush... It is kinda getting weird...

Confessional Shayna: Okay, I get why me and Roro were assigned extra work... I get it... Brina's a bitch... BUT HOW THE FUCK! Is April off the hook, when she shattered Brina's photo... Someone please tell me.

Confessional Brina: I let April off the hook, to show her how much of a good friend I am... I don't care about anyone in this house but her and John, and although she blacked my photo out... we are sister's... Sister's fight... They have rages of passion.... She was mad... I was mad... It's justified. If there is any chances of repairing this relationship, then... I am going to give effort.

[CLAYBAYBAY]

After an exceptionally hard, and tiresome day at work the roommates arrive back at the mansion, exhausted and still feeling chewed from the night before.

Shayna and Roro, especially annoyed, immediately go upstairs to take showers.

^Confessional - Roro

Working at Starbucks is no walk in the park, and with the bionic woman as my manager it's going to get real old, realllll fast.

"Im still just super annoyed by her acts of stupidity last night..." Shayna rants.

"Seriously.." April agrees. "Not that I remember any of it, however I can totally picture robodyke smashing your beautiful picture." She giggles in unison with Shayna.

^Confessional - Shayna

It's like I have to pick and choose from the runts of the litter here sometimes, and as much as she can piss me off from time to time... *pause* I'd have to say April is my bitch.

"True... I'm really glad I smashed hers though! Sometimes it would honestly scare me when i'd go downstairs in the middle of the night.. " Shayna admits, holding back laughter. " I KNOW RIGHT" says April

"All I know, is I can normally almost ALWAYS tell within a day of spending with someone, whether or not I can kick it with them.. and this Brina.. " states Roro, nodding her head.

"That's why you stick with us, and you'll have no worries" smirks April.

Meanwhile, Elic and Clark are playing a game of pool and continuing to get to know one another further.

^Confessional - Elic

It's refreshing to have Clark here. Someone I finally feel like i'm clicking with, and not just in a "well you're the best of what's here" kind of way. A legitimate friendship.

Meanwhile, Brina and Jon are sitting out back.

Brina takes a long drag from her cigarette, and exhales slowly.

"It's like I can never win dog" Brina rants. "I try, I try, I try, and even if I seem to make a break through.. in two seconds I'll have a bitch testing me." she exhales again. "THEY ALWAYS TESTIN ME".

^Confessional - Brina

What these bitches don't understand is that they're already getting better treatment than a bitch would back home. I would have already MERKED these hoes five times over, and they should be taking advantage of my generosity


Jon nods his head and doesn't say much. "Now you gonna play silent or what?" Brina asks.

"I'm sorry Brina. You know we're cool, I just can't get April out of my head. What she did.. That asshole Elic... I really started to care you know." Jon admits, lowering his head.

"I understand man but you gotta keep moving.. These hoes ain't nothing you can bring home to mom. They some trashy bitches, the whole club saw they pussies last night!" says Brina, waving her arms.

Jon lets off a fake giggle, and stares into the distance in thought.

^Confessional - Jon

What Brina's saying maybe right for the other girls, and hell even or April as well, however I'm not willing to give up on her just yet. There's something about this girl.

The remainder of the daylight is spent with the roommates lingering poolside, making something to eat and spending the day lightly. As night approaches Shayna, April, and Roro become anxious .


"I want to go out tonight!" says Roro. "Duh we're going out, I'm just not sure where to" replies Shayna. "Lemme consult with the boys" smiles April skipping away.


"Boysss, where do you want to go tonight" asks April to Clark and Elic. Jon is sitting off in the distance, staring on in envy, swiveling back and forth on a bar stool. Brina walks by, her hair half straightened and half poofed, attempting to eavesdrop but not be obvious.

" I heard about this tight spot called Noble Experiment" suggests Clark. "Sounds like chemistry... I failed Chemistry" says Shayna dryly.

They laugh, and Roro looks confused. " What is the chemistry?" Roro asks.

They laugh again, and April calls them over to the computer monitor.

Brina walks by again and into the confessional booth.

^Confessional - Brina

I've heard great things about Noble Experiment. they will NOT ISOLATE ME from these plans. These bitches better invite me.


"Ohhhh it looks classy with potential of trashy, and there's a private section we could rent!" April suggests, showing the pictures to other roommates.





^Confessional - April and Shayna

We are sooo excited for Noble Experiment tonight, a chance to shake our asses, have a good time, and now that we have Roro in exchange for that bad mother Kimmie, it's the three muskateers bitchessss. Wait doesn't Roro have a kid too? April asks, looking at Shayna. *shrugs*

The roommates all begin getting ready. The girls are curling and straightening eachothers fake hair, the guys picking out their shirts and are pumped for a night of fun. Brina walks by April and Shayna, and April takes a few steps after her.

"Hey are you coming with us?" she asks Brina. "Where?" Brina replies, playing dumb. "Noble Experiment.. it's supposed to be hot. Private section.." April offers.

^Confessional - April

I mean sometimes Brina walks around looking suicidal, and she did spare me the shitty work earlier, so why not invite her you know? *Shrugs* I also look at it as another attempt for her to make a fool of herself, and seal her fate in this house for good. *fixes tits*

April re-joins her girls and puts on her stillettos.

Meanwhile, Brina joins Jon as he finishes getting ready.

"I don't even know man, I wasn't even invited..." Jon says. "Yeah but I was and they don't even HAVE to invite you, you can do what you want" Brina continues, manly.

Elic pokes his head in the room where April, Shayna, and Roro are putting the finishing touches on their appearances. Clark trails behind him.

"Hey, limos here... we're heading down" Elic states, smiling. "Okay just a couple minutes" says Shayna smiling. "Don't be too long pleaseeee" Clark adds in, playfully, as Elic and Him make their way down to the limo.

^Confessional - Clark

Finally, a night of pure fun, the house has seemed relatively quiet today.. *smiles*


"I'm kind of annoyed you mentioned our plans to her" Shayna admits to April, while Roro looks on. "Me too, I regretted it as soon as I did it" says April. Shayna scurries down the hall to see Brina still putting on her shoes, and Jon finishing his hair.


"Let's just go" Shayna says. "What" Roro asks, confused. " They're still getting ready lets GO!" Shayna says giggling, and pulls Aprils hand as the three begin sprinting down the stairs in their 6 inch stillettos.

^Confessional - Shayna

Brina's about to be salty but whatever, she's a recipe for disaster and I want to just have fun for a change.

"I hope tonight is fun you know.. maybe a change for once.." Brina says ironically, looking in the mirror and rubbing her ass.

Shayna, Roro and April jump into the limo. "Let's Go!" says Shayna to the driver. "What ab--" Elic begins, but is interrupted again by Shayna. "The others won't be joining us tonight" she says, as the limo slowly takes off.

^Confessional - Roro

I mean anyone can say what they want, I ride with the bitches who are down to have a good time *shimmies*

*back upstairs*

" I just hope I can get a chance to talk to April for real, before she picks up a bottle.. and away from that tool Elic" says Jon, posing in the mirror a few times.

Brina picks up her handbag to leave and takes a glance out the window.

"Oh my fucking god" Brina says, dropping her bag. "What?" Jon asks, alarmed.

"They LEFT" she screams. "THEY FUCKING LEFT"

^Confessional - Brina

why the FUCK would you even tell me about your plans YOU LITTLE BITCH, TO SCURRY OUT OF HERE LIKE SOME MICE ASS BITCHES WHILE I TOOK THE TIME TO GET MY ASS READY. NOT TODAY , NOT BRINA, NOT REAL WORLD 10, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO *Punching couch in confessional room*

Jon stands in the door way of the confessional room, staring on, legitimately concerned.

Brina begins in a dead sprint down the stairs, and outside.

She approaches the on-site taxi driver, who's standing in the driveway smoking a cigarette.

"GET IN THE CAR" Brina exclaims, opening the passenger door. "Woah take it eas--" he begins, but is cut off. "get in THE FUCKING CAR, YOU FAT FUCK" Brina screams, her veins popping out.

The driver puts out his cigarette and gets in the car.

"Where to?" He asks annoyed, fastening his seatbelt. "Noble Experiment" she replies. "And step on it."

[Cali Royalty]

Shayna,Clark,April,Elic,and Roro are all in a VIP section partying the night away at Noble Experiment and smoking hookah.

^Confessional - April

So Roro and I are fake making out and blowing hookah smoke into one anothers mouths, and in comes in Brina looking like HELL, I mean the bitche's hair is everywhere, her mascara is running and she is limping for some reason...

"Who invited the hulk?" asks Roro to April... April giggles and shrugs, and Roro says... "Oh hell no, she ain't coming our VIP."

^Confessional - Shayna

No, I ain't about to be violated by this man! I am going to make the smart decision and use the restroom, I am way to pretty for this storm that's brewing.

Shayna flips her wig, and then scurries off to the ladies room.

Brina sees the cast and then gangsta walks over to their VIP...

"What's up Bri..." says Clark but he is put on mute by Brina as she yells "SAVE IT!".

"No, you not about to talk to him like that Mamita..." snaps Roro.

Brina ignores Roro like she doesn't exist, and looks directly into April's eyes.

"WHO'S IDEA WAS TO LEAVE ME AND JON!!!!" snapped an infuriated Brina.

April flips her weave and keeps partying ignoring Brina...

"Oh, so you gonna ignore me bitch!? We been down since day 1 and you gonna ignore me???" snaps Brina as tears well up in her eyes.

"Get out of my VIP" yells Roro.

Brina ignores Roro and keeps trying to talk to April.

"APRIL!!!! APRIL!!!! LISTEN TO ME YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!" exclaims Brina crying.

Some random clubbers turn around and tell Brina to shut up because she is fucking up the mood.

"NO FUCK YOU!!" snaps Brina.

Elic and Clark look over and see Brina is spazzing and they decide to try to escort her out of the VIP...

"Brina, let's go hun... This is clearly not the place for you right now...." explains Clark.

"GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF OF ME!!! I BEEN WAY TO FUCKING NICE, IMA WHOOP SOMEBODY ASS IF THEY KEEP FUCKING IGNORING ME" snapped Brina.

"If you gonna POP OFF, THEN POP OFF!!!" snapped Roro, as she turned around, and Brina made a fist and slammed it on the side of Roro's face.




^Confessional - April

Wait wait wait... Did what I see just happen? Did this manly ass monster just hit my bitch Roro.... Nah... Ima go into beast mode...

Roro, turns around quickly and starts swinging at Brina, and Brina swings back...

The entire club crowd starts running and screaming...

Elic and Clarke hold Brina back to stop her from swinging while short Roro, begins to get a bit of an advantage and starts clocking Brina in the face over and over and over...



The bouncers finally run in and grab Roro, before she can do anymore damage and they carry her outside...

"MANLY ASS BITCH!!! HOE!!! CUNT!!" yelled Roro as she is carried off into the distance...

Brina then snaps "IMA KILL HER!!!! STOP HOLDING ME BACK!!! IMA FUCKING KILL HER!!!!!

but then April comes from behind and grabs Brina by the hair yanking her back as she screams

"WHY WOULD YOU HIT HER WHILE SHE'S WALKING AWAY!!"

pulling Brina backwards



Brina is thrown for a shock as she is yanked back by her hair, and she starts swinging randomly, missing with every wail, as April gets in a few good punches, but then is also pulled away by security as well...

"YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK TO THE MANSION BITCH, IF YOU DO... YOU'RE DEAD MEAT! I DON'T CARE HOW BUFF YOU ARE!" snapped April as she was pulled away outside as well...

Brina finally gained her composure enough to see that the girl who grabbed her from behind and yanked her by her hair was in fact April...

^Confessional - Brina

REALLY!!!? ARPIL!!! You are gonna fight me... over RORO? -drops head and starts to cry-

"Calm down Brina..." says Clarke and Elic holding her down and trying to calm her...

"Calm down, they are gone now... just chill" said Elic.

Brina sat on the VIP couch and pretended to act calm... and then she felt the side of her face was sore, and she jetted out of the the club, to the parking lot where April and Roro was.

"YOU BITCHES NOT GONNA JUMP BRINA AND GET AWAY WITH IT!" snapped Brina as she sprinted outside, but she was caught by a bouncer and thrown to the side walk.


"Keep trying bitch... LOOK AT YOUR FACE!!!" snapped Roro.

Roro and April got in the limo laughing and Brina's continuous tries
to get back at them...

Eventually Elic and Clark came outside and joined Roro and April in the limo, and then Shayna finally came out the bathroom and joined them too.

"Brina kept trying to get to the limo but was held back by several producers.

"THEY JUMPED ME!!! LEMME GO!!! LEMME GO!!!!" snapped Brina

"YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THAT LIMO!" snapped the bouncer.

Brina tried and tried and began hitting the bouncers and punching them.






The limo pulled off into the distance, and as it drove away you can hear applause and cheers yelling "BYE BRINA!!!! WOOHOO!!! YAY!!!!" and laughter.


After continuously being thrown to the ground by security, she finally gave up fighting and she walked to the taxi driver that she yelled at earlier...

"TAKE ME TO THAT MANSION NOW!!!!" snapped Brina.

"No, she can't go there" said the producer.

"WHAT!? They jumped me!" snapped Brina.

But we reviewed the tapes and you threw the first punch on Roro, and that hit was just too violent of a punch... Also, you have violated these security guards, kicking and hitting them for simply doing their job.



"You're telling me I can't go back to the mansion!? I can't go back and defend myself!? Are you saying I am going home?" snapped Brina.

"Absolutely" said the producers....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Brina as the camera zoomed out into the night sky.



END EPISODE

[CLAYBAYBAY]

EPISODE 6

Brina breaks down on the ground in a sob, while the rest of the roommates speed away, giggling in the limo.

"WHYYYYYY" Brina moans. "WHY GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE" she rants. "Don't you mean bad things to good peo-" a producer behind the camera begins. "NO, BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP"

*plays montage of Brina's time on The Real World*

^{Exit Confessional} - Brina

You know what, I came here, I stayed true to my bad ass self and I'm leaving here with no fucking regrets... *silence* actually I DO HAVE ONE REGRET, AND IT'S NOT KILLING YO BITCH ASS APRIL, AND I SWEAR ON MY MOTHA FUCKIN MOTHA'S LIFE, COME TIME FOR THE REUNION IMMA MERK YOUR ASS SO HARD THEY SKIP THE MONTH OF APRIL ON THE FUCKING 2014 CALENDAR BITCH, BRINA EDITION.

-Back at the Mansion-

The other five roommates who left the club all walk into the mansion together, celebrating the exit of Brina.

"I'm so happy you beat her ass!!!" Exclaims April, slapping Roro on the butt. "Ugh i'm so sad I missed it" complains Shayna.


^Confessional - Shayna

This is perfect! I didn't even have to stoop to their trashy ass level tonight, and Brina is GONE *smiles* Now on to my next target. *girly giggle*



They enter the mansion as Jon gives them a look of confusion. Ignoring him, Elic, Clark, Roro, Shayna, and April make their way into the main living room, plopping down on the couch.

"What a successful night!" Roro shouts. "Seriously, that place was fun as fuck" Clark agrees.

"Where is Brina...." Jon asks, walking in the doorway.

"Whyyyy do you care" April asks. "I'm just wondering?" he says, confused.

^Confessional - Jon

.... why are they being so weird about where Brina is. I wouldn't put it past these girls to murder somebody.


"SHES GONE" Roro laughs. "I kicked her ass and sent her home!"

"Oh.." Jon says. "YOU GONNA CRY ABOUT IT" Shayna exclaims, joining her girls in laughter.

"You guys are so rude" Jon states, exiting the room.

^Confessional - Jon

I mean, I really didn't care about Brina much, but with April continuing to be a bitch to me.. She was my only friend. I need to turn this shit around, I can't keep living like this.


"Wait that bitch hasn't even gotten her shit yet!" Roro says. "Let's not give her the chance!" says April, running upstairs and the other girls follow her.

^Confessional - April

So basically we want to make sure Brina has no other reason to enter this house. She's gonna be packed and ready to go.


"Should we fuck it up" asks April. "And give her a reason to come in here with a knife" replies Shayna. "Let's just put it outside" suggests Roro. "Hopefully it rains!" giggles Shayna.

The girls all begin throwing all of Brina's belongings in trashbags. Clothes, hair supplies, makeup, all balled together in black trashbags.

They lug them down the stairs and set them on the front porch.

"BYE BYE BITCH" April writes on a piece of paper with lipstick, and tapes it on one of the bags. "Wait lets leave some kissy lips!" says Roro, kissing the paper.

"BYE BYE BRINA!" they shout in unison, slamming the front door and just the bags are shown.

- The Next Morning -

The real worlders are surprisingly up a bit earlier than usual, still recovering from their crazy night.

April goes upstairs to take a shower. Jon approaches her in her room.

"What ... " she says, timidly. "We need to talk" he says.

"There's really nothing to talk about " She says, with a sarcastic laugh.

^Confessional - April

Jon needs to just get the fuck out of my room. Like why are you here

"No you're going to talk to me!" Jon says, raising his voice. "Ugh fine, you have like 2 minutes.." April replies, annoyed.

Shayna overhears the conversation and runs over to where Elic and Clark are sitting.

"Jon's being like really weird" Shayna goes on, sounding kind of alarmed. "What do you mean" Clark asks.

"April was like about to take a shower and now Jon is like forcing her to stay in the room and talk to him.." She goes on, as Clark and Elic sit up straight. "He was like practically cornering her."

[Cali Royalty]

"I just miss being friends... I admit that we may be over for good, although I simply don't want to believe that, but at least... a friendship?" Jon says with puppy eyes.

"This guy giving you problems April?" asked Elic barging in the room.

Jon rolls his eyes.

"Nah, it's cool E" said April tying up her hair.

"Look Jon... I am not your baby sitter. Your puppy eyes and whiny voice is really irritating me and the rest of the house. Just be yourself and stop fuckin sombering." snapped April as she raised up and walked out of her room, bumping passed Jon.

^Confessional - Jon

That's it... April is a complete bitch for no reason and honestly... I don't even see a purpose of being here anymore.

Jon then skips down stairs and pops open a can of beer and then he trots to the phone booth and calls his pal Gary.

"Yo" said Jon.

"Jonnay!!! I haven't heard from you since your first day in the house... I figured you was having too much fun to call me... Did the fun stop?" asked an enthusiastic Gary.

"Dude... I ain't myself... I fell for this chick dude" says Jon.

"Dude, we already established that you wasn't gonna be falling for no bitches.

"I know, but shit... I am sprung" explained Jon.

"This ain't gonna come across good on television my man, you gonna be looking mad weak sauce for real" said Gary

"Dude... guess what?" said Jon.

"What bro" said Gary.

"I am drinking a fuckin beer" said Jon.

"NAH BRUH... You been clean, this is gonna fuck up your record... Dude I know this may sound crazy, but I think you might need to come home before you self destruct" said Gary.

Jon starred off into the space... took a big gulp of beer and then slammed the phone.

On the other hand

"AHHHHH!!!!!!" yelled Roro as a picture popped up on the screen and replaced Brina's picture

SPOILER: Click to show

"THERE IS A NEW PICTURE!!!" yelled Roro...

All the housemates ran down the stairs, including Shayna, with her bald cap on, and April with a toothbrush in her mouth.

"Damn she's fucking hot" said Elic.

"Nice..." said Clarke.

"What? Nah... This bitch looks like trouble" snapped Roro.

"I ain't gonna like her..." said Roro again.

Shayna's eyes dart to Roro in confusion.

^Confessional - Shayna

Uhhh... hater much?

April squinted her eyes and looked the picture up and down as if she was analyzing it.

"Eh... she's pretty" said April shrugging.

"Yeah, but pretty doesn't make the cut all the time" laughed Roro.

Shayna looked over at Roro as if she smelled shit.

^Confessional - Shayna

I think the new girl looks pretty, but then again it's just a picture... How can we judge her yet? Wow, I did not know Roro was such a hater.

^Confessional - April

Honestly, I already have my bitches, so idk where this new bitch is going to fit in... Roro already not feeling her, and idk if I will either... She cute, I give her that, but if she come up in here thinking she the shit, then she is in for a rude awakening.

Later on


The phone rang...

April ran to answer the phone

"Hello?" said April.

"Hi, may I speak with April?" said the person on the other end.

"This is she." said April.

"Hey Mama, my name is Baeza, and I'm an up incoming artist, MTV gave me your name... they said you are a real beauty, well we wanna see if that is true... I am looking for a sexy ass chick to be on my next rap music video, and we are holding auditions on my private yacht, so bring your friends and some other hot mamacitas, and let's turn up. You down?

"HELL YEAH!!!!" said April shaking her tits.

"Oh word? I'll see you there baby" said Baeza.

"Yes you will... I will let them all know! Yayyyy!!!!" said April as she hung up and ran to tell Roro,Shayna,Elic, and Clarke.

^Confessional - April

So this new Westcoast rapper named Baeza called me, the queen bee, and invited me along with the others to join him for a audition on his private yacht, I am so thrilled.

Roro booty shakes for joy and then goes to put on her sexiest outfit...

Meanwhile Shayna pouts in the corner in her bikini...

Clarke walks over to her...

"Why you sad?" asked Clarke as he sat by Shayna and rubbed her back.

"I just don't feel 100% secure about my looks... I wanna audition, but what if they don't like my wig, or what if they judge me?" said Shayna shedding a tear.

"I think you look drop dead gorgeous in your bikini, and if they don't think you are sexy material, then they are blind." said Clarke.

"Wow, thanks Clarke." said Shayna hugging him...

All the roomies including Jon got ready and exited to the limo and pulled off on their way to the yacht party/music video audition.

"I am surprised you coming Jon" said Elic.

"Yeah... Why? We were all invited" said Jon back.

"Just surprised..." said Elic shrugging.

Jon sipped on some champagne

"Is that liquor you're drinking Jon?" asked Shayna with a confused look on her face.

"Yuuuup" said Jon

"Why do you care?" asked Jon.

"Just surprised..." said Shayna as an awkward silcence filled the limo.

^Confessional - April

Jon is so fucking annoying, he is moping and doping, and he just brings this debbie downer vibe with us wherever her goes...

The roomies all pull up to the beach where they are escorted to a yacht via speed boat.




"This is the life!" exclaimed Roro as she booty popped on the speedboat.

Shayna held on tight to her wig as the boat zoomed to the private yacht.

Meanwhile


A limo arrived with a sexy sun-kissed California brunette bombshell in it....





Her tall heel planted on the sidewalk as she got out of the limo with a smile with the help of the limo driver.

"I'm finally here!!!" exclaimed the girl as she ran with her luggage into the house with her bountiful boobs bopping up and down.

"Oh my gosh and my picture is soooo fucking HOT it's ridiculous" the girl said as she popped open a can of beer and sipped it.

"She looks hella ratchet..." said the mystery brunette as she looked at Roro's picture...

"and this girl looks very angelic... she is probably devious though, you never know with these blondes..." said the brunnette about Shayna


She then wrote on her own picture "Westcoast barbie" and "Baddest of the Baddest"

The brunette then opened the fridge, and saw a burrito from taco bell with Roro's name on it...

"I am fucking starving, hope they don't mind" she said as she bit into it and walked around to tour the mansion.

"Ewww this mansion is hella nasty. LOOK AT ALL THIS DUST and shit all over the tables" said the brunette...

"I got an idea..." as she trotted into the room and grabbed one of Shayna's wigs and dusted the tables off with it...

"Good as new" she said with a smile.

"I am exhausted..." she said as she plopped in the make up chair and laid back...



"I hope their ready for this Cali heat" she said as the camera zoomed out of the mansion and back to the yacht.



"AYEEEE SHAKE THAT ASSSSSS!!" said Roro as she popped her booty on some guys and held up a red cup.

^Confessional - Roro

YOLO, I am having a blast on this yacht, I am celebrating for kicking my first bitch out the house... Hell yeah, Ima drink, Ima make out with guys, Ima turn up. If anyone gotta problem they can get the Brina treatment.



Shayna glanced at her like she smelled shit.

"Yo, you April?" said Baeza as he walked up on her and smacked her ass.

"That's I" said April flipping her flawless weave in her tight bikini.

"I knew it was you, I can spit a dime piece from a mile away" said Baeza as he hugged her.


"Baeza??? OMG HEYYYYY" said April hugging him back.

Jon looked over with envy and hatred in his eyes as he sipped on more alcohol.

"Look how Jon looks at April man... it's sickening" said Elic to Clarke.

"I am too busy looking at these sexy women... I need to write down a few numbers, they can be great models for my club flyers" said Clarke.

"Do yah thang homie..." said Elic as he pulled off his shirt and hopped into the ocean...

"So... WHO'S JOINING ME!!!?" yelled Elic.

-zooms out as the camera rests on the beautiful ocean-



Later that night...

"Yeah I definitely want you in my video..." said Baeza as he hugged April goodbye.

"But yeah it is getting chilly out here, so I think y'all should head home, and maybe uhhh.... I'll come see you again before the video shoot?" said Baeza.

"Fersure..." said April giving Baeza a kiss on the cheek.

"TURN UP!!! TURN UP!!!" yelled drunken Roro.

"No... turn down turn it down" said Shayna mocking her...

"Yo, what's ha prollem?" asked drunk Roro.

"Nothing Roro boo... It's just time to go home" said April.

"Awww man..." said Roro

the castemates all got on the speedboats and zoomed back to the beach, where they then got in the limo, and headed home...

-Back at the mansion-

"WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE PEOPLE???" snapped the impatient brunette as she filed her nails.

She had changed out of her beautiful red dress and into a bikini as she walked around the house raiding the fridge for drinks, and straightening her ALL REAL hair...


"Oh do I hear a limo???" she said as she ran to the door with a bottle of Ciroc in her hand.

"Ugh I need to stop drinking these peoples liquor, Ima lose my hard earned volleyball and lacrosse six pack...

On the other hand...

The roomies all got out the limousine with Roro stumbling a bit... and Clarke and Elic comparing how many phone numbers they got... Jon looking sad as helll, and Shayna and April giggling about how cute Baeza was.

"Wait... I just saw the lights flick on in our house!" snapped Shayna.

"OH HELL NO, Who is in there?" snapped Roro.

"Only one way to find out..." said April as she clamped onto the door knob and turned the door.

[DAViE]

"OH MY GOD HIIIIIIIIII" says the ecstatic blonde. "I'm Allie! Nice to meet you!" she says jumping out of her seat and finishing her poured shot. "I have vodka for us!" she smiles brightly


-shows casting tape-

"I'm Allie, I'm 21 from Laguna beach"

"Yeah I dated Brody Jenner.. -flips hair- Yeah I been in the tabloids..-double hair flip- people always wanna know who I am or why all these celebrities are being seen with me... and it's just like, I'm everyone's best friend and best kept secret -winks-"

"I really don't have that many people dislike back from where I'm from. I mean I'm from a quiet and exclusive area.. we're a tight knit group"

"I study journalism and run my own online blog..... -rolls eyes-. I really wanna write for vogue one day. In between school I party a wholeeeeeeeeeeeee lot. But I'm pretty good at hiding it"

"Am I bad? -makes a stank face- Being bad is tacky honey"


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"Hii! Wow you're prettyer in person!" says April shocked. "Nice to meet you, I'm Clark." he says extending his hand. " Hey there, Elic" he says charmingly. " "Hi I'm Shayna" she says smiling. Jon strolls passed ignoring the introductions.

"I see you made yaself at home" remarks Roro cutting the introductions. "So yous just chillen here by yaself... sippin our liquah"

^Confessional - Roro

Ok I see this new girl, and she aint even that cute. She looks like she got some type of attitude. Where I come from that's disrespect

"Oh do you need money for this? Ok here's 40 dollars" she says pulling rolls of 20s our of her bikini top and throwing 40 $ on the table innocently. "So what's your name?" she asks blinking. Roro gives Allie a look of repulse. "Whatchu mean what's my name? You throwin money at me and you askin what my name is? Whatchu think I'm a strippah?" she says snapping. The cast raises an eye brow

"Um.. it sounded like you needed money.." Allie says confused. "HMPH" Roro puffs as he gives a look to April and Shayna and she storms passed Allie.
"Oh that's Roro.." says Shayna exhaustedly. "Yeah she's fiesty, watch for her" jokes April. "So tell us about yourself, where you from?" asks Elic. "Well, I'm 21.. from California" she says

^Confessional - Allie

My first impression of Roberta was honestly, she seemed a little too mad over the liquor. I only took like 3 shots and basically bought the bottle. I didn't think it was a big deal


"Don't worry about Roro.. she's been drinking a bit" jokes Shayna. "Oh it's no big deal.. so -notices the cast in bathing suits too- it looks like I'm dressed for the occasion. Where are we going?"

"Well get changed bitch it's your first night out!!" cheers April

^Confessional - April

This new bitch is fucking CUTE. But like Roro said cuteness don't mean shit. I wanna get some liquor in this girl and see what she's REALLY all about

"AHHH!!" cheers Allie as the roomies are seen taking a group shot. "To Allie's first night!" cheers Clark

^Confessional - Clark

Allie's beautiful, has great energy, is soft spoken. I think she's going to fit in just fine, time to show her the warm welcoming the house showed me.

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Allie brings her things into the black room as she brings her stuff inside to find Jon laying with his face in the pillow

"Hey!" she shouts. Jon lays motionless. "HEY!" she says throwing a pillow. "eeh!" he moans finally getting up. "Listen I'm Allie, your new room mate. AND WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THIS!" she demands. Jon raises to attention. " Woah what?!" he says alarmed. "No more pity parties! Got it! Now what's your name?" she asks. "Oh I'm Jon." he says

^Confessional - Allie

My new room mate is like drunk and depressed or something, I don't know.. all i know is I'm not gonna have someone sad while they're HERE! This is a once in a life time experience. Why are you gonna ruin it? We're in san diego.. in a mansion for free... what more could you ask for?

"Are you gonna come out tonight?" she offers. "Nah.. I'm feeling down man" he complains. "Ok. This is your one free pass. I'll let it slide this time. But tomorrow you and I are hitting the beach hash tag team black room! ahahaha" she jokes

Jon rolls over and goes back to sleep

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"LESBIAN NIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAA" holllers Roro. "I cant wait!" says April. "Well, I'm bisexual so like whatever" says Shayna honestly.

Confessional - Roro

I'm a lil bi curious ya know? Like I would nevah eat a girl's pussy but maybe if it was the right girl I would let her eat mine ya know? I mean if I close my eyes and it feels good it's whatever. This is the gay city.. we needa have some gay experiences.

"Shayna youre' bi?" says a shocked April. "Oh yeah. I've always liked both" she says noticing her wig dirty. "Oh! Who did this!?" she shrieks.

Allie walks into the room, plops down next to April and begins to do her hair.



"Oh my god, you wear a wig?" comments Allie as she whips her 30 inches. "Yes.. I had cancer!" explains Shayna.

"Wow, that's terrible" -whips hair- says Allie. April side eyes Allie
"My grandma recently passed from breast cancer. I'm so happy to see you're ok" says Allie humbly while flipping her hair again some of it smacking April in the face



Allie looks in the mirror, and blows a kiss to it. "K the limos here<3" she says getting up and going. April is not pleased. "Girl did I get hair whipped?" she says fiesty

Roro instantly imitates Allie



"Girl, I told you. Shee gon be problems. She got an attitude, nu uh honey!" snaps Roro. "She seems nice. " says Shayna "I trust you bitch, but that hair whip shit aint cute" says April finishing her make up

"GIRLS LETS GOOOO!" yells Elic from downstairs

"Lets just give her a chance.. I'm tired of new room mates" says Shayna

^Confessional - April

Girl came at me sideways with a hair whip. Cute. It's ok though, Shayna is a great judge of character. So Imma let it slide for now.
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A montage of the roomies taking shots, laughing and having a good time (all of them) in the limo

^Confessional - Elic

Everyone's getting along, the only one at home is of course.. Jon. The dude really needs to change his attitude. You only live once, being hung up on a girl isn't going to do you any good.

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At the club the Real Worlders turn up on their section at the lesbian bar.

^Confessional - Roro

I'm ovah here dancin getting girls numbers and I found myself a girl... her name is Mindy I think

-shows Roro dancing with lesbian-

"What's your name?" Roro says grinding up on the lesbian. "Misty!" she yells. Roro begins getting extra ratchet as Misty buys her more shots.

"AYE! i WANT MY SKIRT UP!" she shrieks as she begins thrusting her thighs and popping up and down. "Oh!" says Misty.
Meanwhile Shayna is seen hooking up with a random girl

Confessional - Clark

We're at a lesbian club, we got strippers. We're all turnt up, this is a blast

Allie and April are dancing together. "You're soo pretty!" says Allie to April as she hair whips while grinding her pussy on April. "OH you're turnt up bitch!" says April dancing increasingly sexual. Two strippers grab April and Allie and pull them aside

^Confessional - April

Honestly, there's something in the air.. I'm feeling a little naughtier then usual. I don't know.. like, don't judge me

April is VERY into her dance as she grabs her stripper's ass and put's it in her face, Allie on the other hand is a bit uncomfortable



^Confessional - Allie

It's one thing to tease and dance with my ROOM mate. But I'm straight. No girls like.. no! I never thought about that ever! It's kinda weird.. April I think might be a lesbian -blinks-


-later in the night-

Allie is dancing with a random lesbian in the VIP as the night is coming to a close.

"Letme holla at you, you know girl you bad, i know you like me" says MISTY. "Oh.. I don't know" slurrs a drunken Allie. "Just take my number" she says slipping her number into Allie's panties.

Roro stops mid pussypoppin with a different bitch in a fury as she storms over to April who is dancing with SHAYNA. "You know your my main bitch right!" says an intoxicated April to Shayna. "I know girl!" she says as the two get increasingly close to each other." "I gotta tell you a secret..." says April drunkenly. "Do you have a crush on me?" teases Shayna. "Welll" says April....

^Confessional - Roro

I'm minding my own business and I see this dirty hoe replacement bitch dancing with MY BITCH MISSY! Yo that was my girl, why you dancing with her? I called dibs


Roro interrupts April and Shayna's moment to demand attention towards the situation. "Look at this bitch taking my girls number. I wanna go home NOW I aint playing" demands Roro. "Oh chill girl.. yeah lets go" says April. "April.. dont be tellin me to chill, that is disrespect. I'm from BROOKLYN. Where I'm from that's disrespect!" snaps Roro.

^Confessional - April

I'm just you know.. dancing.. vibing.. and Roro is just like trippin out of nowhere.. I mean girl, you were just pusy poppin on a different bitch[

The room mates begin to get into the limo all VERY VERY DRUNK


--- The limo ride ----

Clark is drunk as a skunk passed out on Elic's shoulder, as the girls continue to drink...


"That was such a great first night" says Allie happy as can be. "Yeah it was.." slurrs April. "Cheers bitch!" says Shayna to Allie with April
"Yo lemme ask you somethan" says Roro to the other girls with her right nipple exposed. "Who?" says a confused Shayna (who's cuddled up with April)

"ALLY WASSUP" Roro barks. "Huh? I'm chillin girl" says Allie with her eyes half open. "Yo why was you tryin holla at my shawty?" snaps Roro. "What?"asks Allie confused. "I'm askin why was you tryin holla at my shawty? Where you from? Where they do that at? You whack bitch!" snaps Roro. Allie is falling asleep. "YO BITCH WAKE UP!" yells Roro throwing her drink in Allie's face. "WOAH GIRL! Where is this coming from?!" says a surprised Allie

Everyone wakes up now. "BECAUSE I ASKED YOU A QUESTION. WHERE IS YOU FROM BITCH WHERE IS IT THAT THEY DO DAT AT?" screams Roro. "Calm down Roro, what the hell?!" says Shayna. "What did I do?!" snaps Allie

"You took my shawty's numbah. Why'd you do dat?" demands to know Roro. "Honestly.. who ever's number I get is my buisness." says Allie sharply. Roro reaches over and fakes out a back hand making Allie flinch. "You scared bitch?!" says Roro. "That's right bitch know ya place." says Roro

"Honestly Roro chill" says April, "We're in the limo!" says Shayna

-----The limo pulls up to the mansion-----

Everyone heads into the house as "psst I got your back. you're cool, i see that" whispers Shayna to Allie. "Thanks girl. But I'm not worried about Roro.. I have more class then that" says Allie flipping her hair. April over hears this.

^Confessional - April

Shayna seems to really like Allie. I mean.. ok........ But like... what about me?

Everyone heads to their rooms. "imma just go to bed. and avoid problems" Roro says to herself. "Tomorrow's anotha day" she says to herself.

Allie slips into the black room and passes out on her bed.

The boys try to calm their room mate down.

"Roro, don't worry it's no big deal." comforts Clark. "no clark. I aint gonna sweat her. I aint worried about that bitch" she says putting her eye cover tucking herself in.

--in the pink room--

-night ray vision-

Shayna sneaks into April's bed

"My main bitch" says April squeezing Shayna closer. "You're so warm" says Shayna. "Shayna... let me eat your pussy" whispers April.....

"No April.. no..." says Shayna "What do you mean no?" says an insulted April. "It means no" says a disturbed Shayna. April storms out of the bed.

"Fine sleep alone girl" as she storms out of the room

^Confessional - Shayna

I like girls. And I think April is a beautiful girl.. it's just. I don't view her that way.. like she's just my good friend. And I'm not gonna expose her, that's embarrassing. I'm gonna act like everything's cool. Maybe I should put a little distance between us because I honestly don't want our friendship ruined..

[Cali Royalty]

The next morning

Awkwardness falls around the house as April noticeably gives Shayna the cold shoulder.

^Confessional - Shayna

So, ever since I turned down April because of her weird proposition, she has been giving me the silent treatment... She even fucking went and slept in Roro's bed last night instead of our room.

"Roro girl we have to get ready for work!" yelled April as she curled her hair in the vanity.

"Okay okay mamita, I am getting ready" said Roro giggling.

^{Continuation of Confessional} - Shayna

Her friendship with trash like Roro is repulsive if you ask me, did April forget that we got rid of a bitch who was a bad mom? Now she is befriending a bad mother? No... I have to exterminate Roro the Roach, before her ratchetness spreads around my beautiful house. That's a promise.

Allie skips around the house with her beach bod in her sexy Victoria Secret pajamas and Clarke notices her toned body.

"I think Allie has April beat in the looks department bro." said Clarke to Elic.

"Yeah? Well stop starring, and get your ass ready for work, you know how Maria gets when we are late" explained Elic.

"Yeah... well can I stare while I get ready?" joked Clarke.

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"Hey Allie! Can I speak with you?" said Shayna, grabbing Allie's arm and pulling her into the pink room and shutting the door.

"YES!?" snapped Allie, as she almost lost her balance, stumbling into the pink room by force of Shayna.

"You sure are strong for a cancer patient" said April.

"Yeah... I guess so" said Shayna rolling her eyes.

Shayna then dramatically looked into the distance




"So, what's up? Shouldn't we be heading out? I heard we have a job or something... Shouldn't we be getting to work..." said Allie as she was cut off quickly.

"NOT YET! I have to explain something to you" said Shayna.

"Okay, spit it out" said Allie.

"Look, we are going to be best friends..." said Shayna with a psychotic smile.



"Awww is April leaving you out of the loop?" giggled Allie.

"What!? No... this has nothing to do with April, I'll take care of her later... I just need you to stay close to me, be my friend, and you will survive this house" said Shayna.

"Survive this house? Is this some elimination show like Survivor? Or the Bad girls club? I thought this was REAL WORLD" said Allie.

"Oh, I can make it Survivor, I can make it the bad girls club... You're only here because of me... Look at my track record" said Shayna.

^Confessional - Allie

I have no idea why Shayna is being so straight forward with me, because I thought she was just a nice, humble, and sweet girl... But she is acting like a bad bitch right now... and I kinda like it. But she can use a bad bitch makeover... just saying

"So are you gonna be my friend or not?" asked Shayna.

"Umm.... uhhh.... of course... Of course! I need allies in this house." said Allie.

"Good" said Shayna with a smile.
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The roomies all get in the van and head out to work where they are greeted by Maria.

"OOOH Starbucks! This is my favorite pastime" cheered Allie.

Roro rolled her eyes with disgust.

"Oh a newbie? You guys kicked out your own boss?" said Maria clutching her pearls.

"Yes, miss Maria... Brina had to go" said April pushing up her boobs and flipping her hair back.

Shayna looked over at April with a smile and April quickly looked away toward Roro.

Shayna's smile turned into a face that looks like she smelled shit.

"So... that means the supervisor position is up for grabs" said Maria.

"I'll gladly.." said April, but she was cut off by Allie who shouted "I'LL DO IT!!! I'LL DO IT!!!"

"The rookie wants to be the boss? Wow she has heart" said Maria.

"Yeah, I worked as a barista my freshman year in Huntington Beach" said Allie.

"Even better! She's a barista and a California girl." said Maria with a huge grin.

April then gave a look as if she smelled shit.

Shayna giggled a bit.

"Well, let's see how well you do as the new boss!" said Maria, as she placed the supervisors apron over Allie's head.

"Congrats rookie" said Clarke licking his lips.

"Thanks!" said Allie with a smile.

Allie led the brigade very well her first day... Her smiles and sunny personality got more tips than the usual day from customers...

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The roomies got back home from a long day at work...


Jon was moping in his room, hadn't said shit the entire day.

"JONNY BOY!!!" shouted Allie.

"I don't feel like being bothered..." said Jon.

"Well, idk why you are in this house if you just gonna drink... and somber" said Allie.

Jon looked up at her.

"You don't know the entire story" said Jon pouting.

"&, I don't care because I am here to begin new stories..." said Allie.

April then eavesdropped by the black room door, where she overheard Allie trying to cheer him up.

^Confessional - April

Wait... Jon's my bitch though. Ugh, this new girl is pushing it...

Jon looked up at Allie with tears in his eyes

"Aww don't cry" said Allie embracing Jon.

"I am not myself... This house has turned me soft... I am crying, I am drinking, I have no friends..." said Jon.

"Yes you do! I am your friend... AND we are going to the BEACH" said Allie as she smacked Jon's butt and grabbed his arm and pulled him out the room.

"But but but... I am not even dressed" said Jon wiping his tears away and giggling a bit.

"So what!? It's California! No one dresses for the occasion! We wear sweats on the beach" giggled Allie as she pulled Jon down the stairs.

"Ok Ok Ok, I am coming" laughed Jon.

"We are going to Redondo Beach, my favorite! I love the pier there" said Allie with a smile, as she buckled her seat belt in the Jeep and pulled off..

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Meanwhile Roro was in the pink room sitting in Shayna's bed, talking to April.

"I just don't like her... She's wack. She's phony." said Roro.

"I am starting to feel some type of way to. The new bitch is irritating me... Like yeah you cute, but first you whip me with that mop of a weave, then you wanna take my bitch boy, and take my management position? No... Ima kill her ego so fast because she is feeling herself way too much." said April.

"Let's turn up on her ass tonight" said Roro.

"I am too pretty to break a nail over her... Ima just set her straight with me words" snapped April.

"Nah, I will fuck her up and still be cute after." said Roro.

April and Roro giggled.

"Um... Roro, I wanna lay down, can I please have my bed back" asked Shayna.

"Sure" said Roro with a sigh.

"You know what Ro, let's just go to your room with Clarke and Elic" said April rolling her eyes.

"Iight" said Roro as her and April left Shayna all by her lonesome.

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At the beach

Allie decides to brighten John's day and they are having some fun at the beach with perfect strangers playing a game of volleyball and beach football.



-flashes showing Jon and Allie having an amazing time with their new friends...-





"SCORE!!!" said Allie as she served up a point on the boy's team at beach volleyball.

"Awww you got lucky" laughed Jon.

"Well better lucky than sorry" giggled Allie.

"Let's go get a bite, and head home... It's getting late" said Jon.

"Awww but I was having sooo much fun, but you're right" said Allie as she giggled.

"Bye nice to meet you ladies and fellas" said Jon and Allie, waving bye bye to their beach buds.

"So what you wanna eat? It's on me!" said Allie.

"Seriously? You are legit the best" said Jon.

"I am just trying to make my friend happy... Because he is too cute to be sad" smiled Allie.

"Awww" said Jon as he hugged Allie and gave her his jacket.

^Confessional - Jon

Allie is pretty, she's enthusiastic and she is a good friend. I am glad I FINALLY have a worthy friend in this house.

The pair got some burritos from Chipotle and headed home...


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"That was fun Allie, thank you." said Jon as he hugged her.

"But, I am beat... Ima go to bed" said Jon.

"No problem buddy, I am gonna get in the pool" said Allie as she stripped down to her bikini, and headed to the pool to dip her feet in..

Roro and April, approached the pool like sharks hungry and surrounded Allie.

"Hey ladies" said Allie.

April and Roro ignored Allie and flipped their weaves in unison.

"Look, I don't wanna be cool with you. I don't care to be friend with you, I just wanna let you know that you in my territory and you are getting to comfy" said April.

^Confessional - Allie

Wow, these two are so pathetic.

"What did I do to you?" asked Allie.

"You sitting there whipping your hair, and disrespecting me, because that shit was touching my face and it was mad annoying." snapped April.



"Look it wasn't intentional. I am not trying to whip my hair and hit you on purpose, I am not that type of person" explained Allie.





"I don't buy none of this BULL SHIT, coming out your mouth ma, you mad wack... you mad wack" snapped Roro.

"What did I do to you Roro? It seems like you had it out for me since I got here" snapped Allie.

"Because I don't fuck withchoo! That's why! Cuz I don't fuck withcoo!" snapped Roro.

"Just don't come for me, unless I send for you hunny... I ain't sending for you" snapped April.


"Okay, I don't even know what that means" laughed Allie.

"Bitch, you'll see!" snapped April.

"Okay, well you don't have to call me a bitch" said Allie.

"BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!" snapped Roro.

"And more bitch!" said April.

"HEY HEY HEY, what is all this noise... Ladies not tonight please..." said Elic...

"Sorry, Elic hun..." said April as she gave Allie one last stare of death and trotted in the house with Roro, and Elic, leaving Allie all alone by the pool.

Shayna looked out from her balcony and saw Allie looking sad...

^Confessional - Shayna

I see Allie looking sad after these two bitches just crushed her spirit. She didn't deserve that.

Shayna then trotted downstairs by the pool and sat next to Allie.

"You ok?" said Shayna.

"Yeah... I am ok" said Allie.

"They didn't hurt your feelings did they?" said Shayna.

"Hurt my feelings? Oh no no no, I am stronger than that... It will take more than words, to hurt my feelings" said Allie.

April overheard Allie saying this

"Oh yeah bitch? More than words to hurt your feelings? I'll show you more than words bitch..." snapped April.

"OOOH WHAT WE GONNA DOOOOO!?" said Roro clapping her hands in excitement.

"You'll see..." said April as she grabbed a bottle of tomato juice and ran up to the black room.




"TOMATO JUICE SHOWER ALL OVER YOUR BED BITCH!" said April as she doused Allie's bed in juice.

Jon woke up and saw the travesty.

"Wow, did you guys have to do that?" said Jon.

"Shut up bitch boy" laughed Roro.

"Ahahaha bitch boy, that's a funny one" said Elic passing by.

Clarke just stood there with his mouth wide open.

"Wait, I hear some commotion upstairs..." said Shayna as she jetted up the stairs with Allie.

"What is going on?" said Allie as she saw her bed was a disaster.

"Wow... really..." said Allie.

"Welcome to my house hoe" said April as she bumped passed Allie.

"Have fun sleeping in that garbage..." laughed Roro.

Roro and April skipped off to the pink room.

"Sorry..." said Shayna looking up at Allie.

"It's all good... I'll live" said Allie.

"You can sleep in my bed" said Shayna.

"Or mine..." said Jon

"Or mine" said Clarke.


"Cool thanks guys, but I will just sleep downstairs on the couch" said Allie.

The house calmed down since Allie didn't retaliate, and everyone ended up going to bed.
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Several days later...

The house stands in the same position... Allie and Shayna still remain cool, while Allie and Jon are closer and Clarke still has his little boy crush on Allie...

On the other side... Roro and April are only speaking with each other, Clarke, and Elic... leaving Shayna, Allie, and Jon out of the loop.

The phone rings...

Shayna answers.

"Hey is April there?" said Baeza on the other line.

"APRIL!!! PHONE!!!" yelled Shayna.

April scurried downstairs, snatching the phone from Shayna without saying thank you.

"Hello?" said April.

"Hey chica" said Baeza.

"BAEZA!!! OMG!!! How are you?" said April.

"I am good, just wanted to know if you chillin later?" said Baeza.

"Oh forsure, well why don't you come through and we have a little barbecue, bring some boys and let's have a good time and turn up" said April.

"Sounds like the perfect plan baby, see you soon" said Baeza.
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Later that night everyone was ready for the party... Clarke and Elic on the grill and April had called over a DJ to mix up some music, turning the backyard into a party palace.

Allie came out looking like a stunner in her bikini, and Clarke glanced over and said to Elic "Hold on a second, I gotta go holla at Allie for a sec..." as he took a piece of grilled meat.

"Hi there" said Clarke.

"Hey" said Allie.

"I brought you a rib" said Clarke...

"Thought you may be hungry" said Clarke again.

"Mmmm thanks," said Allie trying to grab it, but Clarke said "Nah, I don't want you getting your little fingers dirty" said Clarke as he fed her the piece of meat.

"Mmmm" perfectly seasoned."

"My secret recipe" smiled Clarke.

Allie smiled back.

"BAEZA IS HEREEEEEE" yelled Roro, as April ran to the front and answered the door.

"Hey baby!!!" said April as she greeted Baeza and his boys with a bottle in her hand and shaking her tits.

"Hey mama" said Baeza as he grabbed and kissed April.

"Oh look at all these hot fellas" said Roro

"We bought some sides for the barbecue, and some more bottles" said Baeza.

"That's what's good!" said April.

everyone went to the backyard where the party got real.

Allie got a little liquor in her and began dancing on tables and dropping it like it was hot.

April stood and looked at her in disgust.

^Confessional - Shayna

So Allie is just having some fun, because duh it's a party, but Roro and April are starring at her like they are so angry... Roro why you mad? You act like a hoe everyday, even when it's not a party. -flips wig-

"BITCH NO ONE WANNA SEE YAH PUSSY, SO PUT IT AWAY" yelled Roro cackling.

^Confessional - Roro

I gotta little plan for Allie, I wanna see how much she can endure before she cracks, so Ima embarrass miss Cali in front of all these hot guys.

"Come down bitch!" yelled Roro as she yanked her off the bar counter and knocked Allie down.

"HEY RORO! Not cool!" said Jon.

"Shush it Jon" said April.

Jon got quiet.

"Leave me alone" said Allie.

"Make me bitch!" said Roro as she through a plate of barbecue on her.



"STOP!!!" yelled Allie as she pushed Roro.

"Oh you wanna get feisty now? Look at your face with all that food on it, maybe I should clean it off" said Roro as she doused Allie with soda.

"My eyes burn" said Allie.

"OH SHIT" said Baeza and his boys.

"Roro enough..." said Clarke.

"No, I wanna see if this bitch can take it" said Roro as she continuously taunted Allie.



Allie took it and took it before she snapped and pushed Roro as hard as she could.

"Leave me alone! DAMMIT" snapped Allie.



"Yo, this is not cool... Ima bounce" said Baeza.

"Baby no..." said April.

"Holla at me later shortie, but lil mama takin it too far on mama over there" said Baeza, as him and his boys packed up to go.

^Confessional - April

Okay, I love me some Roro, but the bitch is getting in the way of my dick... No... Not happening... Black out!

"BITCH ENOUGH!!!" snapped April.

Roro looked over at April in shock.

Even Allie's mouth dropped.

^Confessional - Allie

Wow, I would have never known that April would come to my defense... I am glad though. She sees that what Roro is doing is no longer funny, but pure bullying.

"But April you my girl" said Roro.

"I know, but damn man... This shit is too far you already wet the girl, dumped food on her, and this shit is getting too cruel... Now my guests are leaving" snapped April.

"I ain't done yet!" said Roro as she dumped more alcohol over Allie's head.



"Okay, now you wasting liquor too... Enough is enough" said April.

"Someone stop this chick" said Jon.

^Confessional - Elic


I rarely agree with Jon, or follow his orders but when he said to stop Roro, I had to... Roro was stooping to such a low level.

Elic grabbed Roro and held her back.

"Allie then walked into the bathroom while Elic held Roro back and began crying in embarrassment and washing her face.

"Wow Roro... You're sad" said Shayna.

"What did you say cancer wig?" said Roro as Elic held her back.

"Whoa Roro, you're better than that" said Elic.

"No, no, no let me go... Let me go dude, Ima show her sad... Ima show her sad" snapped Roro.

"Shayna then grabbed April's hand and pulled her to the confessional room.

April tried to resist, but Shayna looked in her eyes and said... We gotta talk. NOW.

April followed Shayna and they shut the door.

"What's up... You lucky I am speaking to you" said April.

"Look April, just because I did not want you to eat my pussy? We supposed to be sisters not lovers, but enough on that. I am talking to you about your friend Roro" said Shayna.

"Yeah? What about her" said April.

"She's going way too far" said Shayna.

"I admitted that my damn self" said April.

"I know, but you need to cut ties with that friendship." said Shayna.

"Why? Roro is cool people, she just drunk right now. She'll regret it in the morning." explained April.

"NO April No... This bitch is pure ghetto. She is a MOTHER on top of that. We got rid of Kimmie, and now we just gonna accept another bad mom. Unacceptable." said Shayna.

April listened.

"Plus I miss you... You are my friend. Allie is not your replacement." said Shayna

"And Roro isn't yours..." said April.

"Good, so make me a deal..." said Shayna.

"What's that?" said April.

"You help me get rid of your friend... Roro, pack her shit, she's done. & I will help you get rid of April." said Shayna.

"Hmmm... I like your logic you evil bitch" laughed April.

"Yay, I made you smile again!" said Shayna as she hugged April.

"Okay bitch, not too close" joked April.

"You know I am not that mushy mushy and soft" joked April again.

"Okay okay so deal?" said Shayna

"DEAL" said April as she shook hands with the devil.

^Confessional - April

Shayna and I wasn't talking over some petty bull shit, but... That's all over now. At the end of the day we are ORIGINALS, and we are down till the end. She made a good deal. She hates Roro, and I hate that bitch Allie. She promised to help me get Allie out, while I help her send Roro packing... Well, what a mastermind plan. Roro thinks I am here main bitch, and Allie thinks Shayna is her main bitch, when in reality... None of these bitches are strong enough to break me and Shayna's bond.

Shayna and April hugged and exited the confessional...

Elic finally calmed Roro down from making more of a fool of herself, but it was too late... The entire house lost respect for her that night.

Jon went into the bathroom with Allie where he comforted her and hugged her.

and Clarke managed to help Elic keep Roro and Allie separate for the night and keep the peace... while Shayna and April went to bed with a new mastermind plot in their minds.

END EPISODE

[Cali Royalty]

EPISODE 7

The next day... Everyone was wide awake, and Allie noticed that Shayna and April seemed close again. 

Confessional Allie- So Shayna is smiling and talking with April, and something is a bit fishy. Idk... I am not a dumb bitch and I see that Shayna has some type of plan going on... So I am going to keep my ears open.

Roro, on the other hand was battling the house perception of her. No one seemed to like her, and even April was giving her the cold shoulder it seemed.

Confessional Roro: I am all about loyalty and although I admit, I went a little far last night, April was just as responsible and for her to be lowkey ignoring me... Pisses me off.

Roro sat in the backyard and rocked back and forth and smoked her cigarette as she brainstormed her next move.

Confessional Roro: I cannot survive in this house, if I hold grudges and if I am hated by the majority... I am not weak bitch, but I ain't dumb... I gotta do what I gotta do.

Roro walked into Shayna's room and asked to speak with her alone.

"I don' t want to speak with you!" snapped Shayna, as she flipped her wig.

"Shayna look, I went too far when I made fun of your cancer... and I apologize". said Roro. 

"Too late for apologies dear... Count your days in this house" giggled Shayna as she skipped away.

Roro rolled her eyes and sucked her teeth in anger. 

Confessional Roro: It is taking a lot from me, not to snatch Shayna's wig off. I am TRYING to be the bigger person but she isn't having it. I need to make another friend in this house. 

Confessional Shayna: Haha forgive Roro? HELL NO! Especially with my new plan to get this bitch out. I am the queen bee of this house and I have April twisted around my fingers.... I have been buttering her up the entire day, and me and her are about to go to breakfast to discuss getting Allie and Roro out... Although I truly just wanna get Roro out.


"Ready April boo?" said Shayna, putting on her shades...


"Let's hit it" said April.


April and Shayna took the Jeeps and went to IHOP to discuss their new plan.

Back at the mansion...

Roro then went where Allie and Jon were, and attempted to settle the score with them.


"Come in" said Allie.


"Hi..." said Roro looking sad.


O.O ... Allie's eyes were wide open with shock.


"Yes? What the hell do you want?" snapped Allie.

"I want to own up to my mistakes... I know bad bitches don't usually apologize, but Ima real bitch to admit when I am wrong..." said Roro.


Allie placed her hand on her chin as if she was thinking.


"Get the hell out of here!" snapped Jon.


"Look... If y'all don't wanna accept my apology either, then I guess I will just be solo. Fuck everybody... Shit.." snapped Roro.


"NO! No! Wait..." snapped Allie.


"Yes?" snapped Roro, rolling her eyes.


"I wanna forgive her." said Allie.


"WOW!" snapped Jon.


"Close the door Roro, I am noticing something and I need to discuss it among you two."


Roro closed the door, and Jon and Roro listened closely..


"Look... I have noticed April and Shayna being extra close lately, and I am starting to think that they are getting close again, so why should we beef? Our bff's are becoming bff's again, so why should we beef?" asked April.


"I feel the same exact way... April has been ignoring me and I am like the outcast of the house... I thought that when it got to this point that April would have my back, but she ran back to Shayna in a hearbeat, and I question her loyalty. Which is why I decided to clear my tracks and go on this apology trail" explained Roro. 


"I understand exactly what you mean Roro, and look... Normally, I would never forgive your ass for what you did, but this house is a fucking war zone, and those two bitches are unpredictable. Shayna and I are only friends because she randomly pulled me aside and told me that I was going to be her friend" explained Allie. 


Confessional Allie: Shayna is not legit. I just have a gut feeling. I wouldn't say I am psychic, but my gut really is telling me something, on top of that... After Roro went psycho last night... I saw April and Shayna go into the confessional together. I wonder what they were discussing.


Jon just sat back and listened.


"Why don't we just make a secret bond, and stick together? April... is obviously a bitch. She is a bitch to me for no apparent reason." said Jon.


"Yeah, and I am sorry for making fun of you too Jon... Honestly April is jealous because you are close to Allie now." said Roro.


"Wow... I intimidate her that much?" said Allie.


"Mhm..." said Roro.


Confessional Roro: In a way I feel bad switching to team Allie so abruptly, but... I feel like I need a new clique in this house, because although April is a bad classy ass bitch... She is not loyal.


"Don't make our friendship obvious though... Let's be friends on the down low... Everyone thinks we hate one another and let's keep it that way." said Allie.


"Why?" asked Roro.


"Because if we just openly become friends, the entire house will look at us as phonies and they will judge us, if we keep it a secret however... then we can tell each other what Shayna and April really say behind our backs and we can plot together to take them out" said Allie.


"Wow... Taking April and Shayna out?... I like this plan"


Confessional Roro: I just wanted to gain a new friend, but Allie is smarter than I thought and I honestly feel terrible for bullying her like that. If me and her get out Shayna and April then this house would be much more peaceful... We beginning to see how sneaky those two really are. 


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"This bacon is burnt... ew..." snapped April.


"Yeah we should have picked another place, but anyways, the food isn't important! Our plan is!" snapped Shayna


"So why do you hate Roro so much?" asked April.


"She is just gross, and she is stealing my sister" said Shayna as she poked out her bottom lip like a sad puppy.


"Awww no one will break our bond. We are God damn originals and it will stay that way.


"I am so happy you feel that way..." said Shayna smiling as she sipped her orange juice.


Confessional April: Honestly... I will do anything for Shayna. Whoever makes her uncomfortable has to go...We are more than sisters... I have an intimate bond with this girl, and I feel a way I never felt before.


"So how will we execute this plan baby?" said April.


Confessional Shayna: Kinda weird how April is calling me baby all of a sudden, but... as long as I have her in my hands, she will be a loyal bitch.


"Well I want Roro out first." said Shayna


"I was thinking Allie first"... said April


"Nah... Allie is too easy, let's just make Roro whoop Allie's ass one more time and then Roro can go, then we all just gang up on Allie until she wants to quit... She will snap like a cracker.


"I like your plan..." said April.


"Check please!" said Shayna to the waiter.


a few hours later


"RORO!!!!" yelled April as she busted into the green room.


"Yes?" said Roro as she sat in her bed... Elic and Clarke were in there too, but they had kind of been giving Roro a bit of a silent treatment as well.


"I want to speak with you." said April.


"Oh now you wanna talk to me... The entire house hates my latina ass and now you wanna talk to me after being all friendly with Shayna? How was your lunch with her?" snapped Roro.


"It's not what you think... Clarke... Elic, can you give us some privacy?" asked April.


"Sure!" said Clarke and Elic in unison as they exited the green room.


"Okay... wtf is up?" snapped Roro.


"I convinced Shayna to get Allie out this house... You are the only way to help. I need you to push that bitch to her edge" said April.


Confessional Roro: Hmmm I am starting to see the game being played... Little does she know, I am now friends with Allie and Jon.


"Why would I do that when the house hates me? That would just put me even more on the shit list... Elic and Clarke don't fucking speak to me, and Shayna even rejected my apology today" explained Roro.


"I will speak to Shayna, and make her accept your apology, and I will convince Elic and Clarke to talk to you again, that's not biggie... Just think about it... The reason you are hated is because of Allie. The bitch has the house pussy whipped." explained April.


"Hmmm... I will think about it" said Roro with her fingers crossed behind her back...


On the other hand Shayna was speaking to Allie in the pink room.


"So how was your morning out with April?" asked Allie.


"Oh we went to breakfast and I told her how horrible Roro was for doing what she did last night." said Shayna.


"Did she agree that Roro went too far?" asked Allie.


"Surprisingly yes" said Shayna.


"So that is all you two talked about? The entire time?" asked Allie.


"Yeah, why?" said Shayna.


"Nothing... just seemed like you two were rather close again." said Allie.


"Oh no...  I think she has some weird lesbian crush on me, and it is freaking me out" said Shayna...


Allie giggled.


On the other hand...


Roro went into the black room with Jon and shut the door.


"So you won't believe what your ex April just told me" said Roro.


"What's going on?" said Jon.


"Where is Allie, she needs to watch her back..." said Roro.


"She is speaking with Shayna in the pink room." said Jon.


"She is speaking with the damn DEVIL!" snapped Roro.


"Haha... Whoa there... What I miss?" said Jon.


"April just told me... that Shayna wants to get Allie out, she has convinced her" whispered Roro.


"You are lying" said Jon.


"Dead ass..." said Roro.


Confessional Jon: Forgiving Roro was the best decision Allie made, now we know that Shayna's wigs are full of secrets... I thought April was the main bitch... but Shayna is the puppet master.


"We have to tell her." said Jon.

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Roro and Jon approach Allie and Shayna in the pink room.

"Allie come on we gotta talk" says Jon barging in on Allie and Shayna's conversation. Roro hides behind Jon.
"What's going on guys?" asks Allie "I thought we weren't going to talk in public?" asks a confused Allie as they enter the black room.

"April just told me that Shayna is going to try and send you home or somethan" says Roro dryly. Allie's heart sinks

^Confessional - Allie

Even though I already knew Shayna was kinda a sneaky bitch, I didn't think she'd actually be down to betray me at some point... I'm not gonna be fake, I wanna know if this is true or not. Enough he said she said stuff!


"I think we need to have a house meeting" says Allie softly.

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The room mates gather around the couch confused as to why they've been summoned to a house meeting.

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm like... really thrown off by this house meeting. Is someone about to quit? Why does Allie have this seriously worried face on?

^Confessional - Roro

I aint gone lie, at this house meeting Imma expose Shayna and let everyone know what a fake bitch she really is.

"Soo.. what's this house meeting for?" ask a confused Clark. "I'm sorry guys.. this kinda doesn't involve you." says Allie flipping her hair. April gives a look of disdain. "Anyway, look. I don't know what YOU -points to April- came here for, I don't know what YOU -points to Shayna- came here for... but I came here to just have a good time... I'm not here for any drama.. and it just hurts to me find out that someone that I thought was my real friend is out to get me" says Allie. Shayna turns red and Roro grins widely. "Ummm are you talking about me?" asks Shayna

^Confessional - Elic

I'm so confused by these girls. One day they're friends, the next they're enemies. Can't they just chill out? I'm ready to just vote some of them out. This constant bickering back and forth.. it's effecting this house very negatively.


"Yes!" snaps Allie. "Allie.. what? You're my friend" Shayna says humbly. "No you're apparently not... you told April you're going to 'get me out of this house' in those exact words" she says. Shayna gives April a look like she just smelt shit

^Confessional - Shayna

Are you... KIDDING ME? April, how DARE you say repeat something that I said to you in confidence to RORO THE ROACH?! I am honestly appalled... and I'm totally not having this right now.


April becomes alarmed.

^Confessional - April

Ummm... EXCUSE ME? Did this bitch Roro just put me on blast?! UMM.. GIRL BYE.


"What the fuck are you talking about BITCH?!" yells April as she SNEAK ATTACKS RORO. "Woah what !" yells Clarke as April jumps over him to get to Roro. April tackles Roro to the ground, as Roro right hooks her repeatedly. April latches on to Roro's hair as the guys jump into break the fight up. "I GOT YOUR MOP BITCH" screams April. "oh my god!" yells Allie. "No because this bitch is a liar!" yells April as she is clawed into Roro's hair. "TELL THAT BITCH TO LET GO" yells Roro as she continuously swings. A chunk of Roro's mop weave is ripped out as the two are seperated.

"Oh my god.." says Clarke

^Confessional - Roro

How a bitch gonna sneak attack? Dead ass. I wasn't even ready and I still fucked her dirty puerto rican ass up stupid ass punk ass weak bitch. You aint from queens ho!


^Confessional - April

I honestly don't care if I am portrayed as irate or something. I am who I am. And Roro, BITCH. You're a ROACH HOE.


Roro tries to calm down with the producers. "I'm good. I'm good" she says trying to shake off the sneak attack. Shayna is not pleased. "Honestly this is bully shit. Roro.. you're fucking DISGUSTING." snaps Shayna. Allie looks around confused. "So is it true Shayna? Are you trying to throw me out?" demands Allie. "No, I'm trying to throw out THIS ROACH" yells Roro. "Yo bitch you want it to?!" snaps Roro as the producers hold her back. 

^Confessional - Shayna

At this point..I'm pissed! -shakes wig- so ... my plan is TO BEAT THIS BITCH UP.

Shayna throws a table ornament at Roro. "RO RO THE ROACH! RO RO THE ROACH!!" chants Shayna evily. "Yo what are you doing Shayna?" asks Jon. "Jon honestly.. I kinda think she's telling the truth" says  Allie. Roro goes irate. "ARE YOU A STUPID BITCH? THAT BITCH IS FUCKING EVIL PUTA ESTUPIDA!" she yells.

"You're the one who bullied her bitch!" yells Shayna. 

"Bitch you have cancuh, don't make me snap you!" yells Roro

"BITCH YOU'RE A BAD MOM" yells Shayna. "YOU DON'T EVEN CALL YOUR KID... CUNT!" she continues. "GO BUY A BEER WITH FOOD STAMPS" she rages trying to hold back tears. "Calm down Shayna.. it's ok" says Allie feeling bad.

Roro is let go of by security.

"BITCH!" says Roro attacking Shayna. "SHAYNA!" shrieks Allie. As she jumps to her rescue. Roro pulls Shayna to the ground, as Allie tries to grab Roro from behind. 

^Confessional - April

When I hear this roach bitch sayin something about Shayna's cancer.. it's a wrap ho..

April charges from the other room as she lounges for Roro. Roro quickly switches into a curled up ball position as April attacks Roro throwing repeated right hooks to her head ."BITCHHHHH" she screams, security grabs April who kicks and screams to get free

"STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP" screams one of the producers.

"SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WENT THROUGH LABOR AGAIN!! AHAHAHAHAHA BITCH" laughs April. 

^Confessional - Clarke

Dude.. I can not believe what went on just now... this is just.. insane

Two separate vans pull up for Roro and April, as the producers force them to go to separate locations.

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"I'm so sorry for all that" apologizes Shayna. I don't know what I was thinking.." she admits. Shayna begins to cry "I'm sorry too!" she says as they embrace in a hug. "I'm not feeling comfortable with her living her anymore.." say Shayna sobbing. "She needs to go" says Allie

^Confessional - Shayna

The fact that Allie and April jumped in to save me from Roro.. proves they are my bitches. Roro... she needs to be exterminated. I am seriously at the point of poisoning her food. -psycho stare-

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"Dude I didn't even have time to react, these girls are athletic as hell." says Clarke. "Dude.. they jumped our room mate." says Elic annoyed. "They did... Roro has been crazy but what the hell..? I don't trust Shayna or April man. Allie is getting mixed up with the wrong crowd" says Clarke

^Confessional - Clarke

My whole opinion on all this madness is Allie needs less time with the girls. I like Roro.. I know Roro isn't about drama at all. Shayna and April are originals and act like they're replacements trying to make a name for themselves.

^Confessional - Elic

I'm not cool with all the girls jumping Roro. That's my room mate... regardless of how strongly they felt, things should have been handled differently. I've been here from the beginning, although I'm cool with April and Shayna. They may have everyone but me fooled as to who they really are. First it was Kimmie, then it was Brina, and now it's obviously Roro. I honestly hope something is done.. because... enough is enough. Bad behavior shouldn't be rewarded.

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The next afternoon

Shayna paces around in her bikini near the vanity as she begins to think to herself.

Confessional Shayna: So... Roro and April are still at a hotel and the house is pretty peaceful, but... I have a feeling that one or both of their fates in this house are in jeopardy... April jumped in to defend me, but with her not being in this house right now, I am feel like things are more peaceful and I feel like things are all in my hands.

"Shayna!!! Hurry. Jon and I are in the hot tub with the mimosas" yelled Allie.

"Here I come guys" giggled Shayna as she ran downstairs and joined Jon and Allie in the hottub.

however, before Shayna came down, Jon whispered in Allie's ear...

"Are you sure we can trust her?" asked Jon.

"Yes absolutely! Roro, was the one who bullied me! This was probably their plan to get me and Shayna out or something... Like Roro just started being nice to me out of no where? That's fucking FAKE." explained Allie.

Confessional Jon: Allie is the ONLY person I trust in this house and I am following her lead, but I think she is making a mistake by trusting Shayna.

"I AM HERE!" laughs Shayna as she steps into the hottub.

"Oh girl, you look great in that little yellow bikini!" says Allie.

"Thank yah Thank yah" smiles Shayna as she ties her wig into a ponytail, to keep it out the bubbling water.

"So.. what do you guys think about Roro and April's fate?" asked Allie sipping her mimosa...

"I really hope April goes home!" snapped Jon.

"Really?" asked Shayna fakely, as she sipped her mimosa.

"Yeah... I think Jon is just sick of the drama, and although April defended you... She knows how to bring it..." explained Allie.

Confessional Allie: Jon and I came for a good time, but unlike me... Jon has something to lose... Yeah, I may get bullied here and there, but I can handle that somewhat... Jon on the other hand has to guard his sobriety... April has became an utter BITCH to him, and he doesn't wanna slip into that bad place in his life again.

"Well although April defended me, I completely agree" said Shayna.

Jon and Allie's eyes widen.

"You two, aren't about the drama and those two are drama queens... I NEVER wanted you out Allie, and for April to tell Roro that and for all this drama to happen was completely unnecessary... YEAH, April defended me... but she was just defending her NAME, because she knew she lied and she was mad Roro snitched and ratted her out on her lies." explained Shayna.

"Whoa, Shayna I would never expect you to side with me about April" said Jon.

"Oh Jon, I am not full of drama like you think... My reputation has been diminished by April, and I am sick of it" says Shayna fakely.

Confessional Shayna: I HAVE to get these Jon's weak ass on board with me... I already have my girl Allie, but it is time for a Shayna domination, and NO ONE, I repeat, NO ONE... Will get in the way of Shayna domination... So I have to paint myself as an understanding sweetheart.

On the other hand...

Elic and Clark were upstairs discussing their points of view.

"April and Shayna man... are something else... I believe Roro a million percent" said Elic.

"Dude, I am with you..." said Clark.

"Just look at Allie down there in the hottub with Shayna and pathetic Jon... She really is slipping down into the wrong lane." explained Elic.

Clak puffed on his vapor cigarette and nodded his head in agreement.


Later that day the van's pulled up right after each other with Roro in one and April in the other... both ladies walked into the mansion with sunglasses on and without saying a word to one another...

The producers then called a house meeting immediately.

"Roro, and April sit over here" demanded the producers "and the rest of the house, you must sit facing them... We have to do a vote" said the producers"

Roro and April's eyes widen.

Shayna's face gains a huge grin.

"Wow" says Clark.

Confessional: Now we have the power in our hands, as to who goes home, and I am honestly preparing for another melt down or fight.

"So both of you went way too far, and both of you physically assaulted one another and others, and this show isn't created for people to pound each others faces in... If you two remain, you will be fined, however... if you two go home, then your roomates will be relieving you of a fine, but they will be exing you out of the rest of this experience." explained the producers.

"How much is the fine?" asked Roro.

"90 bucks" said the producers, and that's how it will be from now on... We are tired of this direction of violence" said the head producer.

Confessional April: A 90 dollar fine... This is BULLSHIT, but I ain't no broke bitch, and I'd rather pay that then leave, because it ain't my time yet! I leave on my own accord...

"Okay, ladies please state your cases"

"So um... The house turned on me because I went too far on Allie the other night, and I decided to be the bigger person, because I regretted it, but being the bigger person has me on the chopping block, because Allie's dumb ass believes that wig wearing plotter" snapped Roro flipping hear weave...

"If I go home, for telling the TRUTH, then you two are complete fucking idiots" Roro says as she points to Shayna and Allie... "I spoke to Jon about it when I heard from this hoe *points at April*, that she wanted you out Allie, and Jon saw the sincerity in my eyes... That's all I gotta say" said Roro throwing her weave over her shoulder.

Confessional Shayna: Roro, are you DUMB!? You have to prove your case to us, and you begin cursing and calling me and Allie idiots!? Wrong move bitch.

"Okay go April..." says Elic.


"I just want to say that, Shayna you are my girl and you know that... Elic and Clarke you are my boys... Allie, I am not to fond of you, but I see that you are real, and Roro was just blinding me with her jealousy of you..." snapped April.

"I'M JEALOUS!! BITCH YOU'RE JEALOUS OF HA!" snapped Roro.

"This is my turn to speak you fucking spick, so shut your filthy mouth up you bad fucking mother..." snapped April.

"Spick!? What are you??? Just because you are white washed doesn't mean you ain't a spick too sweetie" snapped Roro.

"Whoa whoa whoa! That's enough with that language" snapped Jon since he was offended.

"Jon, shut the fuck up!? Who are you to tell me to watch my language you bitch boy! Frankly, I don't give a flying fat rat's ass about your vote, and I don't need it, because I know that I fucking castrated you, and you hate that!" snapped April.

Jon's face turned red in anger and disgust.

"The votes that I care about is Elic, Clark, and Shayna... and even Allie... I am a bitch no denying, but I am a real bitch, the realest bitch. When Roro made fun of your cancer Shayna, I had your back in a heartbeat, and that's a fact." said April.

"Okay I think we've heard enough." said Shayna brushing her wig.

"Okay so this is how it works, majority rules... We will ask you to raise your hand if you think the person should REMAIN IN THE HOUSE with a fine, and if your hand is NOT raised, then that means you want the person to exit the house without a fine... Roro and April cannot vote.

Okay we will start with Roro...

Raise your hand if you believe Roro should continue on in this experience with a fine.

~ALL THE MEN RAISED THEIR HANDS IN RORO'S FAVOR~

Confessional Roro: It sucks I have a fine, but to see that Jon, Elic, and Clarke all had my back warms my heart... No wonder I always get along with dudes the most in real life...

That's 3 against 2... Roro, majority rules, you will remain in the house, but you have a 90 dollar fine to pay at the end of this experience... You may join your roomates.

Roro stood up and strutted across the room with Latina pride.

Confessional Shayna: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!! Roro the roach is STILL LIVING!? Fuck the fine, I wanted her ass OUT... She is going home, and I don't care if it isn't today, but she will be leaving. Mark my words.

"Unbelievable..." whispered April.

"Okay, so now raise your hand if you want April to stay with a fine. Roro, you still cannot vote" said the producers.

-silence filled the room.-

"Okay guys, go ahead... you can raise em now" said April...

"Shayna?" said April.

"I'm sorry..." said Shayna dropping her head and making fake tears,"but I don't want you to pat that fine" said Shayna.

"Fuck the fine, keep me in this house!" snapped April.

Jon began to laugh... "Maybe I would have THOUGHT about voting to keep you here, but I am castrated remember?" snapped Jon.

"Fuck you..." snapped April.

Roro began to laugh loudly.

"Elic? Clark?" snapped April.

"I love you April, but this is for your own good. This isn't doing you any good" said Elic.

"Who are you Dr. Phil!?? How the fuck do you know what is best for me!? HUH!!!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR ME!!! I RAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER AND ALL YOU BITCHES KEEP THAT FUCKING BAD MOM BUT WANNA GET RID OF THE QUEEN BEE!?" snapped an irate April...

"It's time for you to leave April" said the producers.

"NO, my main issue is THAT BITCH!" snapped April, as she lunged at Shayna and began to punch the shit out of her eye.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Shayna.

"and this is why she is going home" said Clark.

"GET OFF OF HER, GET OFF OF HER!!!" yelled Allie as she tried to peel April off of Shayna.

"I HAD YOUR BACK, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!!?" snapped April as she blacked Shayna's eye.

The producers and Allie finally grabbed April off and escorted her out of the house.

"You were never a real friend!!! Y'ALL BETTER MAKE SURE THAT BITCH DOES NOT MAKE IT TO THE END!" yelled April as her voice echoed throughout the house.

-flashes to April's evil grinning portrait on the wall-

Exit Confessional April: Unfortunately I was played by that lil weak diseased bitch. I will go down as the baddest bitch in Real World history, and Shayna may feel like she is the baddest, but that blue-black eye will remind her everyday she looks in the mirror who is boss & That's just a taste of what's coming at the reunion... I learned a valuable lesson. Trust NO bitch. Honestly, I am quite flattered that the entire house voted me out of the house, that shows that they were intimidated by my presence, and it shows that me being there crawled under their skin THAT much... I definitely feel like I left my mark in that house, and I feel like I set the bar extremely high... The queen bee doesn't always survive to the end... The haters try to overthrow her briefly, but she will be BACK in her royal seat at the reunion.


-Shows April grab a butcher knife and stab it into the chest of Shayna's portrait..." BITCH... YOU... ARE... DEAD...MEAT" she said as she grabbed her bags and rolled them outside to the limo...

April entered the limo and popped open a bottle of champagne

"OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE DRIVER!!! I RAN SAN DIEGO!!!!" she exclaimed as she limo drove off.

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EPISODE EIGHT

"RORO HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO MAKE A LATTEE!?!" shrieks Maria frantically as she paces around the store, Allie comforts her "Don't worry, I'll have her trained in no time". Allie pulls Roro aside.

"Listen... you're kind of slowing down the team.. a lattee is a BASIC drink." she says dryly. "ok welll show me den" says Roro popping her bubble gum. "LOOK!" she says snatching the cup from Roro. "Steam the milk, que the shot!" says Allie flliping her hair and storming off. Shayna giggles in amusement.

^Confessional - Allie

It's gay pride this weekend and we work at starbucks... obviously we're going to be packed. Maria is stressing out because we're down another room mate and now down another worker during our most busy time of the year.

^Confessional - Roro

Allie is one of those managers who kiss the real boss' ass and makes everyone elses lives a living hell. I can't stand that bitch dead ass.. 

Elic notices Roro struggling. "Hey don't mind her.. we'll get through this" he says consoling her. "Yeah Roro, we're almost done here" agrees sidekick Clark, as a mob of more people come in. 

"RORO NO TALKING! FOCUS ON YOUR LATTEES!" yells Allie strutting in high heels. Roro side eyes the ho. 

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Shayna struts around in her barista apron with a bikini under it as she tries to draw the crowd in.

"Real World meets Starbucks~ Come grab a drink bitches!!" she says dancing around. "Very good very good" says Maria creepily. "Anything for you of course mama maria~" hisses Shayna. "Well the day is over.. please come inside Shayna, I have very important things to tell you." says Maria as she and shayna enter the store.

The boys and Roro are covered in coffee grinds, sweat, and tears as Shallie are perfectly fine giggling together.

"Thank you so much for today's hard hard work... I just want to say.. we made it through it all" says Maria holding back a tear. "But sadly.. this is the last of our days together" she says sobbing "AWWW MARIA!!" says shayna and Allie in unison hugging Maria tightly as the rest of the room mates join in on a hug with Maria

^Confessional - Clarke

I didn't work at Starbucks that long while being here. I'm glad it's over. I came her to network, not make coffee -rolls eyes-

The room mates say good bye and head back to the mansion

^Confessional - Allie

Managing starbucks was a little stressful at times and definitely a great learning experience.. I'm so thankful for this opportunity.

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Roro finally calls her son

*ring ring*

"Misha!!!" says Roro excitedly. "Who's this?" says the child. "Misha! -tears well up- it's mommy...
"Oh." says the child. "Mommy loves you.. and misses you so much" she says sobbing. "Mommy come home?" asks the child. "Soon baby.. soon" she says. 

Misha gives the phone to Roro's Current "Open relationship" boyfriend, Sean

"Roberta, it's Sean.. why haven't you called me or your son? What have you been up to the past few weeks?" he asks. "Ughh Sean... nothing...-rolls eyes-" she replies

^Confessional - Roro

I'm calling home just to see how things are going. My boyfriend and the son of my father is a good guy but I'm not sure if I am really ready to settle down with him like he wants me to after this whole experience... I'm only 20 years old and like.. I don't feel like I'm really done living yet. I do miss my son Soo badly... like it makes me want to almost go home.. but I told myself I am riding this whole situation out.

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in the pink room Shayna sits alone brushing her wigs

^Confessional - Shayna

In our last few weeks being here.. I really hope we don't get ANOTHER replacement. I'm really enjoying the solitude of the pink room right now and honestly, I feel like I am the QUEEN BEE yes I might be tested sometimes but every one here is just another puppet being pulled by my strings. My track record proves it. Oh Kimmie.. you wanna be a bad mom? bye. Brina, angry bitch? Toodles. April, psycho lesbian? Log out. No body better get too comfortable because just as quick as you try me is just as quick as I want you out. Roro... - flashes to future scene- DO NOT Think for a second -shows Shayna being attacked- That our shit... -Shows shayna being thrown to the ground- is settled. -Shows security breaking up fight-. Bitch.

[Cali Royalty]

"I just don't think she can be trusted!" snapped Jon.

"You don't know her!" yelled April back as she rolled her eyes.

"She was an original like me, and I used to be really close with Shayna, we were in some stupid crew called the tri-state... with April, Shayna, the girl you replaced, and I... Shayna is sneaky... She is the common denominator in the exit of each person who left" explained Jon.

"Well, she hasn't showed me signs of fakeness yet, so... If I get backstabbed then I will admit that you told me so, but as of right now... stop it. Stop trying to convince me to turn on her. The house is peaceful right now and I'd like it to stay that way" snapped Allie.

"What ever you say Allie... You are my only friend left in this house and I just don't want you to be the next one out" explained Jon.

"No worries roomie... I am here till the end" smiled Allie.

Confessional Allie: Jon is so damn paranoid. He is too afraid to lose my presence in this house, but Shayna is absolutely harmless. If Jon really wants to look out for my best interest, then he needs to be more concerned about Roro still being here. She's the one who's got to go.

Later that day...

Roro was downstairs messing around with the house laptop when she saw April's photo change into a blonde bombshell.

"OMG anotha blonde!!!!" yelled Roro as everyone ran down the stairs...

"What NOOO!!!!" snapped Shayna.

"I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY BLONDE THIS SEASON!" snapped Shayna.

"Well, technically I am naturally blonde, I just dyed my hair brunette" laughed Allie.

"Oh Allie" giggled Shayna.

"She looks extra prissy..." said Roro.

"She looks like... I DON'T WANNA SHARE A ROOM WITH HER!" snapped Shayna.

"You guys, we gotta give this girl a chance before we judge her" snapped Elic.

"Elic is right!" said Clark.

"Do you have to cosign everything Elic says?" said Shayna under her breath...

but Clark heard it and turned red.

"I am just gonna move her bed to the green room, since you guys are excited by a new roomie... I like having the pink room to myself" said Shayna as she flipped her wig.

"But the bed won't fit" said Roro.

-Shayna rolled her eyes extra hard-

"Look, we ain't about to fuck up the vibe in this house, I say we welcome the nooby with open arms... Let's throw her a homecoming party or something" said Elic.

"I am down" said Clarke.

"Roro just likes to party, and Idgaf about the reason so..." said Roro.

"Why does she deserve a party though?..." snapped Shayna

Confessional Clarke: I have never seen this much bitterness from Shayna and it is really rubbing me the wrong way.

"Look at the brighter side Shayna... we get to party out and celebrate April's departure" said Allie, cheering Shayna up.

"I guess..." said Shayna cracking a slight smile.

"Well she must be coming today, so let's get ready for a total party... invite all the guys and girls we met at the clubs, and let's call a DJ and get this shit started... Clarke and I will go to the grocery store and pick up some meat to grill up" explained Elic.

Everyone listened and got to it...

Later on that day...

People began arriving with bottles in hand, the DJ arrived and began to spin all the current james, and Clarke started up the grill...

"What if this new girl doesn't even end up coming today?" said Allie in her bikini to Jon... as they both sipped on cans of beer.

"Then I guess we partied just because..." said Jon.

"Works for me!" said Allie as she shrugged and then ran and cannon balled into the pool.

"Hey hottie wanna get wet!!!" said a random drunken guy that was at the party.

"Who me?" shrieked Shayna

Confessional Shayna: So I am minding my business in my cute little bikini and chomping on a kabob, and then here comes this jerk off that Roro invited from the club... he grabs me and then forces me against my will into the pool...

"AHHHHHH" yelled Shayna as she fell into the pool with the drunken guy

"Awww poor Shayna" said Allie who was already in the pool at the other end...

"AHAHAHAHAHA" laughed Roro

Shayna emerged from the water with her wig tilted and began to scratch the guy who forced her in the water with her nails.

"YOU ASSHOLE!" yelled Shayna.

"Heyheyhey!" said Allie as she pulled Shayna off.

"YOU BITCH!" snapped the guy.

Allie slapped the dude.

"She is no bitch! FUCK OUT OF HERE!" snapped Allie.

"Fuck this party anyways..." said the guy as he left.


as everyone partied with their bikinis, trunks, beers, and barbecue... a limo was arriving outside with a hot blonde in it.



Confessional Kori: I am Kori and to my understanding I am the 4th replacement this season... I don't know what the fuck has happened so far, but I can assure you that I am gonna be cemented until the end... Despite my bubbly blonde Farrah Fawcett or Pamela Anderson exterior, I am quite a tough cookie. I came from cold ass Boston and I knew that wasn't the life for me... After winning Miss Massachusetts, I decided to take my win money and move out to Orange County California, never did I know I'd face such adversity though... my boy friend cheated on me and my mother passed away from cancer within the same time... I had lost the two people I loved most, and I needed to pick the pieces up, put on my big girl panties and grab life by the horns.

"I think I see a limo!!!!" yelled Roro as she got on the pool table and began twerking...

The entire cast and the guests exited the pool, the grill area, and the backyard and ran toward the living room area to surprise the newcomer.

Confessional Kori: As I approach the house, I can smell the scent of barbecue and I can hear some noise... It must be some action going on...

Kori twisted the door knob and...

"SURPRISE!!!!" yelled the entire house as they blew whistles and threw confetti.

Kori clutched her chest in shock and then began to giggle.

Confessional Kori: Wow... what a fuckin welcome. I think I am the luckiest replacement in the history of the Real World.

"Okay so... which one of you guys are my actual roomates???" giggled Kori.

Elic, Clarke, and Roro, Allie, and Jon all greeted Kori and introduced themselves...

"Oh and your roomie will be Shayna, but idk where she is..." said Elic.

"Is the room up there?" said Kori pointing up at the staircase.

"Yes maam... The pink one" said Elic with a smile.

"Ima go see if she is up there, and then I'll be back down to party" said Kori.

"Sounds good to me!" said Elic.

"What a fucking hottie" whispered Clarke in Elic's ear.

"Iight yall, back to the backyard, the party ain't over!!!!" yelled Roro as she twerked and led the crowd back to the backyard.


Meanwhile...

"Roomie? Are you up here???" said Kori as she cracked the pink room door open.

"EW NO GUESTS IN MY ROOM PLEASE" snapped Shayna as she blow dried her wet wig with a towel wrapped around her.

"I am not a guest though hunny. I am your roomate" said Kori.

"Oh..." said Shayna flipping her soaked wig.

"Well, excuse me, I am not in a very great mood... I was forced into the pool..." said Shayna.

"Awww girl it's a party you gotta embrace that type of randomness" laughed Kori.

"No! JUST NO!" snapped Shayna.

"So these are some grade A wigs... I used to be a pageant princess... I know a good wig when I see one" said Kori as she tucked her hair behind her ear.

"Thanks..." said Shayna dropping her head.

"You ok hun?" asked Kori.

"No, it's just... I wouldn't wear these wigs if I never had cancer" said Shayna as she jerked tears.

"Oh quit the crying" snapped Kori.

"EXCUSE ME!?" snapped Shayna.

"I lost my mother from cancer" Shayna's eyes widened.

"She never needed pity... that woman fought and was in so much pain, but she still pretended she never had it. She never let it define her and she never cried like a baby about it" snapped Kori.

"Well everyone isn't the same" snapped Shayna.

"Well you are lucky to be alive... so why so miserable?" said Kori.

Confessional Shayna: This inconsiderate plastic faces blonde bimbo bitch! Sharing a room with her is gonna be a nightmare I can already tell.

"Well... are you coming back downstairs?" asked Kori.

"No thank you" said Shayna looking Kori up and down as if she smelled shit.

"Well Ima go down there to MY welcoming party and grab some barbecue... hope to see you down there" said Kori as she trotted down stairs.