Real World San Diego

[Cali Royalty]

Allie was awaiting Kori as she walked down the stairs...

"Is Shayna ok?" asked Allie.

"If your definition of okay is a miserable bitch, then I guess so" said Kori as she walked passed Allie and went back toward the pool area.

Allie gave a stank face, and walked upstairs to Shayna.

"Shayna hunnie..?" said Allie as she cracked the door open.

"Allie, thank god someone with some sense... Can you believe that girl tried to belittle the fact that I had cancer?" snapped Shayna.

"WHAT!?... Wow... She seemed rude to me as well just now..." said Allie.

"Allie can you please move in the pink room with me? I don't wanna share the room with the new bitch... You can take April's old bed" said Shayna.

"Um... but what about Jon?"

"Oh he'll be fine... he'll have a new blonde babe with him, he will be absolutely fine" said Shayna.

"Okie Dokie! Let me move my stuff" said Allie...

Meanwhile, Jon was making his way up stairs to use the bathroom and he saw Allie removing her bags.

"Wtf, are you doing?" snapped Jon.

"Watch the language Jon..." said Allie.

"I'm sorry, but why are you leaving the room?" asked Jon

"Simple, Shayna doesn't wanna be with the new roomie, she's too bitchy" said Allie.

"Oh does this bitch control everything you do! Gimme your bag" said Jon as he snapped and latched onto Allie's luggage.

Confessional Shayna: Did I just hear Jon call me a bitch? Oh hell no, Ima get his ass handed to him.

"LET GO OF MY BAGS JON, ARE YOU LOSING IT MAN!?" snapped Allie.

"Allie, you're making a mistake dude... she's controlling you" said Jon.

"Jon you are crazy! Now let go of her bag!" said Shayna as she began hitting Jon.


"GUYS STOP!!!" yelled Roro.

Shayna, Allie, and Jon all froze and looked down to see Roro, Elic, Clarke, Kori, and the entire party watching them tussle over a bag...

"Yo, what's the issue?" asked Elic.

"Nothing man... nothing" said Jon releasing Allie's bag...

"FINALLY... Idk what's gotten into you" said Allie shaking her head in disgust, as she continued moving into Shayna's pink room.

Allie then plopped down onto April's old bed and did a snow angel movement...

"Ahhh, I feel like a Princess being in the pink room, finally I feel like a GIRL!" said Allie.

"yeah, black was too harsh of a color for you" said Shayna, taking off her wet wig and replacing it with a dry one...

"What the fuck was that about man?" asked Elic.

"NOTHING ELIC, fuck... My roomie is just making a mistake." snapped Jon.

"Don't get smart with me guy, ALL RIGHT!" snapped Elic.

Clarke patted Elic's back, Elic looked at Clarke and Clarke whispered "Man, don't even... he ain't worth it..." said Clarke.

Clarke and Elic walked back off to the grill and the rest of the party followed...

"Why is she moving in there? I thought that was my room" asked Korie.

"Their weird..." said Roro

Roro and Korie turned their attention to Jon from a far...

"Why am I even still here?" said Jon to himself...

Jon shook his head and then put his head down.

Jon then popped open a bottle of hard liquor and downed it... as he began to pack his bags...

"Back to my old ways... wow this house is not healthy for me" said Jon to himself.

Kori and Roro noticed Jon drinking and packing and entered the Black room.

"What do you think you're doing mister?" said Kori.

"Right... cuz you ain't going out like a sucka" said Roro.

"Shayna... it's all Shayna! She was stealing my roomie away from me! She told her to move into her room because YOU -points to Kori- were a bitch" snapped Jon.

"Wait.. they called me a bitch?" asked Kori.

"Yup, and you're just a noobie... you don't understand the history... Shayna is a handful" slurred Jon.

"He's right" said Roro looking at Kori

Confessional Kori: Am I crazy to believe every word this drunk man is saying? Shayna never rubbed me as an authentic person...

Jon continued drinking with his sobriety down the toilet..

-the music quieted down, and guests began to leave... the party was a wrap, but Kori wasn't finished investigating.-

Confessional Kori: My welcome party is complete, but although I am a newbie, I need to figure out why I was evicted out of my room before I could even settle in.

Kori knocked on the door to the pink room.

"Oops,um misunderstanding Priscilla, your room is in the black room with crazy Jonny boy" giggled Shayna.

"Shayna stop it!" laughed Allie

"First of all, my name isn't Priscilla... second of all, what made plans change?" said Kori crossing her arms.

"It's nothing personal Priscilla hunny... it's just that me and Allie have been friends a lot longer, and I want some familiarity." said Shayna

"I think it's for the best" said Allie.

Confessional Shayna: I am calling Kori... Priscilla, because she looks like one... Kori is a tomboy name in my opinion, and this stuck up bitch looks nothing like that, so I will call her Priscilla.

"Once again not my name, but I see how it is.." said Kori as she exited the pink room.

"Close the door please" said Shayna.

Kori, left the door wide open and kept walking.

Confessional Kori: Until this bitch gets my name right, I won't be answering any of her wishes.

[DAViE]

The room mates are getting ready for new room mate, Kori's first night out in San Diego after a successful day drinking welcoming party

^Confessional - Kori

Although the pink room bitches aren't vibing with me right now, it's not gonna stop me from having a blast on my first night out on this experience.

The girls sit together at their vanities with the pink room bitches gossiping about Jon.

"Honestly... he's kinda like a girl" says Shayna dryly. "Like, he's always so emotional, I swear to you. He's been crying at least 75% of the time he's been on this show" she continues. "Ya know, I really wanted to give him a chance. I lived with him... and I've realized he's like crazy" giggles Allie. "Ya know, Allie dat aint right.. you was his room mate for how long now?" chimes in Roro. Allie ignores her and continues gossiping. "Yeah this one time he was like just drunk and alone.. as like usual and I swear to you he was talking to himself"

^Confessional - Roro

Allie, is just a fake person to me. I feel like she is confused about her sexuality and secretly wants Shayna, bc dis bitch is hella blind to how that ho is controlling her.

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^Confessional - Jon

Everyone is going out tonight... except me. I just think I need some time alone to think about my experience  here.

"Everyone gather around! Shots for everyone!" cheers Kori as she pours each of her new room mates a drink. "So thanks for the warm welcome, and I hope we enjoy these last few weeks together!! CHEERS!" she says as they take shots.

"DAMN that was strong" exclaims Clarke. Kori winks. "Oh this is some high class imported stuff from swedon" she says as the room mates proceed to the limo

^Confessional - Shayna

Jon doesn't like me -rolls eyes- whatever and Priscilla irks me but, I'm going out tonight because I just bought a new $800 wig and it's honestly to die for. 

^Confessional - Kori

Soo I'm sort of a prankster and spiked our Ciroc with neurogasm... which is a sex energy drink. So tonight should be interesting.

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-in the limo-

"Soo.. can you explain to me why Jon was crying and tugging at your luggage today?" asks Clarke sarcastically. Elic bursts into laughter. " HAHAHA he's so pathetic that dude" laughs Elic. Shayna smiles brightly. "Allie it's probably  good thing that you moved in with Shayna" comments Clarke. "Yeah.. it was for the best" she says humbly while flipping her hair. Kori side eyes the roomies.

"Oh you guys don't like him?" asks Kori. "It's not that I don't like him.." says Clarke. "Well I don't, the guy is a dweeb" Elic says dryly. Shayna giggles.

^Confessional - Shayna

Honestly.. I am not in the mood to discuss the peons.. I wanna have fun tonight.

"SHOTS!!" cheers Shayna, changing the subject.

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At the club the room mates turnt up.. and acting a bit messy.

^Confessional - Elic

Roro and I are acting a little flirty tonight. We'll see where this takes us.

Elic twirls Roro as the two dance salsa in the club. Kori, Allie, and Shayna side eye the ho from their section. "She's a mom..." says Allie to Kori. "Oh" says Kori. "I'm gonna get a drink" says Shayna walking away. "Yeah she's kinda a bullying bitch too... she like harassed me and spreads lies about Shayna..." continues Allie. "Wow really? she seems like she just wants to have fun" says Kori. Allie shakes her head. "That's what it seems like but... she's hella ratchet." she says making a face like she smelt shit.

^Confessional - Allie

I'm telling Kori about Roro because i'm just you know trying to be nice and let her know who lives in this house.

Roro lifts her dress up as she cowgirls Elic on the club couch. Elic slaps her ass as she wiggles and bounces up and down. Meanwhile, Clarke has swooped in on Shayna and is now dancing with her. "You know.. you're the prettiest girl here." he says "Clarke! You're drunk!" teases Shayna. "Drunk in love ahahaha" he jokes 

^Confessional - Shayna

Clarke is actually kinda cute.. -blushes-


^Confessional - Roro

I'm young, and I'm having fun... Elic is a good friend, he's a room mate... like.. I don't think it'll be a big factor in our friendship if we have sex, so why not?

Kori and Allie are drunkenly dancing with one another. Kori begins twerking on Allie... more aggressively then necessary. "Damn girl you know how to do that!" jokes Allie with the new girl. Kori's' dancing becomes increasingly sexual. "Have you ever been with a girl" Kori asks Allie. "Umm noo I'm straight." says Allie "Okay girl!" laughs Kori flipping her hair. "I'm gonna get a drink" lies Kori ditching Allie

^Confessional - Kori

I'm drunk and also horny! i need a cuddle buddy... TONIGHT!

Kori fenangles~ her way into Clarke and Shayna's dancing. "It's Priscilla!" jokes Clarke. Kori laughs it off as she twerks on Shayna.

^Confessional - Shayna

Priscilla honestly.. was annoying me at first but I kinda am seeing she's a fun bitch.

Allie sits alone at their section as she side eyes Kori dancing with Shayna.

^Confessional - Allie

I don't know why.... but seeing Kori and Shayna dancing kinda like upset me... I thought they didn't like each other.. so now what Kori is a lesbian so she can dance with Shayna and now thinks she can have her or something?! like... what?? NO.

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The room mates return from club. 

^Confessional - Elic

Me and Roro.. are about to hook up. This is typically a big no no in Real World but.. here goes nothing haha

Elic and Roro retire to the green room together. As Clarke, Shayna, and Kori go outside to the hot tub. Allie watches from the balcony as the 3 act like drunken slutty fools.

Shayna, Clarke and Kori exchange 3 way kisses.

^Confessional - Clarke

I must have been a very good person in my past life because I do not deserve this amount of good karma. Born rich and fucking 2 bitches -dashing smile-

Shayna takes champagne and pours it on Kori, as the two kiss and Clarke watches. The two girls increasingly become sexual, as Clarke tries to get involved and they ignore him.

"Hey guys?" asks Clarke. Shayna gets up and gets out with Kori. "Oh umm.. Clarke me and Priscilla.. we need to go change then we'll meet you in your rooom kay?" slurrs Shayna as she and Kori giggle and stroll away.

Allie watches in repulse

^Confessional - Allie

I'm watching all this go down and I'm just like Shayna girl do you babe but honestly, this bitch Kori is fake.. and she's kinda a slut. I don't like her and I'm gonna make it my job to ruin this bitch. -psycho-

Clarke passes out in the hot tub, as Kori and Shayna quietly tip toe around the house. "So are you a bad bitch" whispers Kori to Shayna. "Bitch I beat cancer" says Shayna flipping her wig. "SHHH lets go to your room" says Shayna drunkenly.

Shayna and Kori slip into the black room as Jon is passed. The two slip under the sheets as bed rocks and moans are heard throughout the house of Shayna.

^Confessional - Jon

Am I hearing what I think I'm hearing? 

"PRISCILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"    

[Cali Royalty]

The next morning

Roro is in bed with Elic, they went for a sober round 2 of sex in the morning...

Confessional Roro: Usually when I have drunk sex, I don't remember a thing, but Elic was so damn good that I remember each moment, we even did it again. I know my guy at home is gonna flip when he sees this on television but... he's probably being free too, so he can't get too mad.

Confessional Elic: Roro is cute, she's feisty, and she's real... she is different from every girl in this house, and I feel bad for overlooking her this long. Call me pussy whipped, but I think me and her can be King and Queen of San Diego pretty soon.

Roro hopped out of bed with Elic with bed sheets wrapped around her and bed hair looking crazy...

"How was it roomies?" asked Clarke.

"On point, how was it with you and your ladies?" asked Elic.

"They ditched me..." said Clarke putting his head down...

-The green room giggled in unison-

Meanwhile, Shayna woke up in the black room next to Kori who was still peacefully sleeping... Jon was also sleeping... Shayna silently crept out of the bed and back into the pink room.

Confessional Shayna: Last night was fun, however I am so confused. I fucked Priscilla, and I didn't even like her at first... I have no idea what was in that alcohol, or what has gotten into me, but I really need to get my mind right. God knows how she'll react when she wakes.

Shayna opened the pink room door and Allie wasn't there... she was downstairs smoking by the pool...

So Shayna took advantage of her alone time, and began to curl her wig, and think to herself and reflect on her late night rendezvous with Korie.

Allie was finished smoking, and head back up to the pink room, where she saw Shayna curling her wig in the vanity.

"Oh hey... if it isn't little miss traitor" snapped Allie.

"Traitor?" said Shayna with a sarcastic laugh.

"I know what you did... I watched from the balcony... and you were loud as fuck." said Allie clapping her hands.

"Yeah... I don't know how to feel right now about that. I feel kinda sick to my stomach to be quite honest." said Shayna.

"You should..." snapped Allie.

Shayna stopped curling her hair as her eyes darted toward Allie.

Confessional Shayna: This bitch is pissing me off, I already feel kinda weird, and now she wants to make me feel guilty? Why is Allie throwing me so much shade?

"Look, Allie you're not making it any better!" snapped Shayna.

"Oh I am sorry for making you feel like a little slut, but how could you? You didn't even like that Priscilla bitch, and then you bump pussies with her!" snapped Allie.

Korie heard her alias as she was brushing her teeth.

Confessional Korie: So I just woke up and I decide to brush my teeth, because God knows where my mouth was on Shayna's body last night... and I hear my dumb ass alias being thrown around, and I have to eavesdrop, and see what the hell is going on.

"I WAS DRUNK!" snapped Shayna.

"What's going on in here?" said Kori as she slowly opened the Pink Room's door.

"This is a private conversation" said Allie with an eye roll.

"Okay, but I heard my name" snapped Kori.

"Oh I thought Priscilla wasn't your name" snapped Allie.

"It isn't my name, but I am not a moron, and I know when I am being referred to." snapped Kori.

"Allie is just a little upset the you and I hooked up" said Shayna, as she continued curling her wig.

Allie bucked her eyes out wide at Shayna "That's none of her business!" snapped Allie.

"Well, she already overheard us..." said Shayna.

"OH MY GOSH, WE WERE DRUNK!" yelled Kori while laughing at the same time.

"Plus why do you even care? Are you like secretly gay and wish you were invited to the action?" asked Kori.

"You know what... I liked it better when you weren't here... It was much less of a headache." snapped Allie.

"Ew, but I thought you hated Roro too" said Kori.

"Roro what?" snapped Roro as she also entered the pink room.

Confessional Shayna: OH MY GOODNESS!!! I am trying to just curl my wig and reflect on my actions last night and Allie's bitching and complaining has bought the whole mansion in our room... I don't have time for a fight... I am too tired.

Confessional Roro: I heard my name as I was about to head downstairs to make me and Elic some breakfast, so I needed to peep that out.

"She said you were a a bully and hella ratchet" snitched Kori.

"A Bully?" asked Roro.

"Hella ratchet???" asked Roro again.

"I know this bitch ain't talking!" snapped Roro.

"See why are you even starting shit, replacement???!" snapped Allie.

"BUT YOU A REPLACEMENT TOO!" snapped Roro.

"AND SO ARE YOU!!" Allie snapped back.

"AND YOUR POINT???!" snapped Roro again...

"Please just get out of my room Priscilla and bad mom... OKAY?!" snapped Allie.

"YOU KNOW WHAT BITCH!!!" snapped Roro as she climbed on the bed to try to smack Allie in the mouth.

Shayna and Kori blocked her.

"She's not worth it Roro she's not worth it" said Shayna.

Confessional Allie: WHAT IN THE FUCK!!!!!!?? SHAYNA IS SAYING I AM NOT WORTH IT? Wtf is that supposed to mean? She is supposed to be my girl.

"Yous right Shayna, she ain't... and you know what, Jon is wrong... it ain't Shayna who's the snake... IT'S YOU ALLIE! You changed son... You changed" snapped Roro, as she flipped her hair and walked out the Pink room..

"Thank me for saving you from that ass whoopin" laughed Kori as she exited the pink room too...

Confessional Shayna: Wow... the house seems to actually respect me, and they seem to be all questioning Allie's authenticity. Is it time that I distance myself from the rising enemy number 1?

Allie and Shayna were finally left alone, and then Allie snapped and began mimicking Shayna "She's not worth it Roro... she's not worth it.......... WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" snapped Allie.

"Ugh, I was trying to calm her down, so she wouldn't kill you!? Can I get some credit?" snapped Shayna.

Shayna and Allie began to argue... their harsh words echoed throughout the mansion...

Clarke and Elic were in the green room, while Elic was explaining his new found feelings for Roro, and they heard Allie and Shayna yelling...

"I guess it's trouble in paradise" said Elic.

"Girls are so catty bro... they change at a drop of a dime..." said Clarke.

"Yeah buddy, but you and I... friends till the end" said Elic.

"Amen" said Clarke.

On the other hand... the arguing had reached an all time high for one roomie as he packed his bags...

"Jon, you're packing again..." said Kori.

"Yeah, I am done... There is too much negativity here" said Jon.

"But you didn't get in a fight today" said Kori...

"But do you not hear that noise between Allie and Shayna? I am just sick of the bickering, plus I was sober, and now I am turning back to my old ways, and I need to leave before I turn into the incredible Hulk... This house is driving me into the dirt, and I can't stand it... It's not fun anymore" snapped Jon.

"It's Allie isn't it..." said Kori.

"She's a big part of the reason. She's not who I thought she was, and you know what... I can't trust anyone anymore" said Jon.

Confessional Kori: That bitch Allie destroyed Jon, and I wish I could stop him from packing but his mind seems to be made up already. Maybe him leaving is for the best... especially the best for his sanity.

Kori walked Jon downstairs as his taxi awaited him and hugged him tight.

Confessional Jon: Some people may think it's a punk move to quit, but I have to leave... I have to clear my mind, and check into a rehab. This house was fun at first but that quickly diminished -flashes back to the tri-state moments with Brina, April, and Shayna-.... -flashes back to his relationship with April- -flashes back to his laughs and good times with Allie-... -Quickly shifts to arguments he had with Elic and also the most recent argument with Allie over her switching rooms, and him drinking away his sobriety-... It was dragging me to a dark place and it's time to leave. It's crazy that the NEWEST cast mate is the only one saying farewell to me, but HEY... The house was probably sick of me anyways... It is what it is.

"Bye Jon!" said Kori as she wiped a tear.

Confessional Kori: I don't know Jon that well, but damn he seemed like a misunderstood sweetheart, and it makes me cry to know that no one else noticed he was leaving but me, and... It just breaks my heart that his impact on this season wasn't strong enough... He'll probably just fade away and look like a sorry quitter to the viewers, but he was really a nice guy judging by the short time I knew him.

As Jon's taxi pulled off... a van with a guy dressed as a kangaroo pulled up...





"What is this..." said Kori giggling to herself.

The kangaroo hopped up to Kori and gave her a decorated box, and then hopped off back into the van and pulled off...

"OMG..." said Kori to herself...

Kori ran in the house and yelled "WE GOT MAIL!!!!"

the arguing quickly stopped, and everyone ran downstairs...

Shayna stood waiting with her hair half curled and slightly annoyed with Allie.

Allie stood with her arms crossed...

Elic, Clarke and Roro all stood closely together awaiting the news...

No one noticed Jon's absence...

"Okay... sooo" said Kori as she opened the box...

It's a note with kangaroo ears for everyone...

She passed out the roo ears and everyone put em on...

"Are we going to the zoo?" asked Roro.

"She's so anxious to go back to her home" mumbled Allie under her breath... but no one heard...

"It reads...  Get ready for an adventure to the island that gave us Iggy Azalia, You're all time traveling to season's 3 location down under... YOU'RE GOING TO QUEENSLAND AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"EVERYONE EXPLODED IN EXCITEMENT... jumping up and down and laughing like schoolgirls and kids in candy stores... forgetting about all the chaos and arguing and hookups from earlier...

"Oh my gosh Elic, this is quite the early bday present dude!" said Clarke.

"Tell me about it man..." said Elic.

Confessional Elic: Wow... Queensland.. what the perfect time for a vacay... My birthday is tomorrow, and I am gonna spend it in another beautiful country, This means more experiences with my man Clarke, and more quality time with my future girl Roro.

Confessional Clarke: I always wanted to open a club down under... let's see if the business down there is as good as the aesthetic appeal.

Confessional Shayna: This vacation couldn't have came at a better time... Allie was really gonna force me to say something that I regretted, but saved by Kori's news! Thank the Gods.

"Wait where's Jon?" said Roro...

several hours later...

the housemates were all packed up and heading to the airport where they were about to fly Aussie Airlines...



but little did they know... Elic's crazy, cheating, ex was patiently awaiting in a Queensland with his bday cake... She had got in touch with the real world and planned a surprise...

Confessional Summer: I have been planning this surprise for a while now, and although the anticipation was strong, I managed to wait patiently until Elic's bday... I had no doubt in my mind that Elic would have lasted this long, so when Real World producers told me that they were headed to Australia, I dug in my savings accounts and I booked a flight to Queensland... What a perfect and romantic place to rekindle our fire... I will be the biggest birthday surprise of his life.

[DAViE]

EPISODE NINE

The six room mates arrive at the airport in Queensland where they are greeted by a tour guide. "Hello Real World! Last time you guys came you really showed us how you American's 'turn up' " giggles the Tour guide. "Damn right we can turn up!" cheers Roro as she booty pops.

^Confessional - Roro

We out here in Queesnland, I'm super excited to see the walabees and kangaroos n shit.. its gonna be great


^Confessional - Elic

Even though the girls have their moments I'm pretty happy with the super six here. I made Roro promise me to not pop off over petty shit before we left, at least while we're on vacation.

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The room mates arrive at their mansion that resides on the beach

[img src="http://www.trubuilt.com.au/donna__back%20[20].JPG"]

"OH MY GOD IT'S BEAUTIFUL!!!" cheers Kori. "Love it!!" prance with Allie, as all the room mates run into their new mansion. Rushing to find the rooms. 

"Oh I love this.. totally smoking a cigarette now" says Shayna lighting one up. 

"Look at dis bar amag!" says Roro as she makes herself a drink.  "Oh let me get one girl" says Kori

^Confessional - Clarke

This new mansion is absolutely stunning. I don't even want to go back to San Diego.. It's warm, it's tropical, we're on the beach. This is a great vacation after a great experience here so far.

There are two rooms, with 3 beds each. 

The first room is claimed by the boys



"Oh you guys don't mind if I take the third bed right? I think the girls are kinda mad at me" say Allie humbly. "Yeah sure Allie." says Clarke. "Trouble in paradise already eh?" remarks Elic. "No no no nooo, just the opposite. I'm trying to AVOID trouble here" says Allie honestly.

^Confessional - Allie

I wanna room with the boys so Shayna can realize how fucking lame those other hoes are. Maybe some time with them will get her to realize I'm her main bitch -flips weave-

The other bed room is left for the remaining girls



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Shayna, Roro and Kori are outside smoking a cigarette together.

"So are you and Elic like.. gonna consistently fuck?" asks Shana ashing her ciggarette. "You know.. we're on vacation.. and you know.. Ima do whatever seems fun to me at the moment.. you know?" says Roro. "Rightt..." Shayna says dryly. "You have a good attitude Roro, never let anyone break your spirit!" says Kori complimenting her.

^Confessional - Roro

I'm fucking with this new bitch right now. She seems real, with a mind of her own. Shayna even chilling now. She seems like she aint about the drama. That's cool, as long as she cool, we cool.

^Confessional - Shayna

Honestly... Roro's behaviour doesn't surprise me. She's literally like.. a whore -blinks-. I'm surprised Elic would fuck her.. kinda lost a little bit for him, he better be triple wrapping it up. -stank face-

"Yeah Roro, you are definitely own person, the fans will love you" says Shayna throwing shade. "Aww thanks girl" says a naive Roro.

Allie strolls in on the conversation. "So you guys are cool with rooming together while we're here, right?" asks Allie lighting a cig. Shayna gives a shocked expression. "Oh yeah no problems here" says Kori. "Yeah me nida, Imma probably end up in Elic bed tonight though." jokes Roro. "Ahahah... yeah no problems" says Shayna with a bit of disappointment.

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Elic notices a birthday card laying on his bed. "What's this? He asks himself

"Elic, we have organized a surprise for you tonight at one of Queensland's hottest bar's 'Greene Room', there you have a special surprise awaiting you - Real World"  He reads out loud.

^Confessional - Elic

It's my birthday. I'm ecstatic right now. We're in Queensland, I've got a hot girl, my best friend and now I have a big surprise event being thrown for me? It's too good to be true.

"Are you behind this? Tell me" jokes Elic. "Nahh dude, just as surprised as you, this should be good. I'll go tell the girls" says Clarke exiting.

[Cali Royalty]

Elic began getting dressed up in his suit and tie, looking handsome and groomed for his birthday...

Elic hopped in the limo with the roomies, all glammed up and ready to celebrate his birthday with him...

"HAPPY BDAY ELIC!!!" all the roomies cheered as the limo pulled off to the Greene Room


At the Greene room, Elic was blindfolded among entry... while the roomies guided him to the bar stool, where a mystery woman was sitting and awaiting with a cake in her lap and a cocktail in her hand...

"Wait who's that?" said Roro in Kori's ear.

"Idk girl..." said Kori.

The producers gave Clarke the queue to take the blindfolds off of Elic.

Clarke unveiled and WALLAH!

Elic's mouth dropped to the ground...

"Summer..." said Elic

"BABY!!!!!" she said with his fave cake.



Confessional Elic: Congratulations Real World... you ruined my birthday...

Elic turned around and walked outside...

"ELIC MAN... COME BACK" said Clarke running after him

"Man... this is not even right" said Elic pacing back and forth outside and putting his head down.

On the other hand... Summer was stuck with the ladies in the Greene Room.

"So who's you?" asked Roro.

"I am Elic's girl friend"... she said.

"GIRL FRIEND!?" shrieked Allie.

Confessional Allie: I find that hard to believe... based on the fact that Elic walked out on his own bday, and he's been smashing Roro.

"Oh he never told me he had a girl friend..." said Roro.

"Oh well maybe is that so?" said Summer.

Confessional Summer: these whores who have been rooming with my man are irking me... like why the fuck are there so many bitches anyways and only one other dude... isn't the real world supposed to be even?

"Well didn't you guys fuck?" said Shayna being messy on purpose...

"Wait huh? What???" said Summer.

"Yeah..." said Roro.

Confessional Roro: Shayna is back to her messy ways, opening her big mouth... like literally if shit escalates because of this... Ima fuck her up.

"You fucked Elic?" snapped Summer.

"Yeah... I did but I didn't know he had a..." but before  Roro could even say girl friend... the cake was thrown in her face..



Roro lost balance and fell, but before she could even retaliate or swing, the producers broke it all up and carried Summer out.

Elic saw Summer being carried out, and then yelled at her "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO SUMMER!? WHAT DID YOU DO!!!?"

"BITCH!!! YOU AIN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS! THAT'S A SUCKA MOVE!" yelled Roro, as she got held back... wiping the cake off her face.

Allie and Shayna giggled to themselves.

"Calm down Roro baby" said Kori.

Elic, ran back inside the Greene room, and told Roro to calm down.

"calm down baby... I am so sorry that happened to you" said Elic rubbing her shoulders.

"But why didn't you tell me you had a girl?" snapped Roro.

"She ain't even my girl, I want nothing to do with her.. she cheated on me with my best friend" explained Elic.

Confessional Roro: I have so much aggression in me because I got suckered. So... I kinda wanna take it out on Shayna for opening her big mouth but wait... it's Elic's birthday and Ima do it when she least expects it. I ain't forgetting that intentional instigation bitch.

Elic explained to the producers that he wanted NOTHING to do with Summer and begged them to send her home...

The producers agreed that since Summer got physical, she could no longer film with Real World cast members.

Confessional Clarke: I am not letting my bro's bday get ruined like this... Ima take him out tonight, just the boys... because these girls have already proved to be too much drama..


"BRO! COME HERE..." yelled Clarke.

Elic strolled over to Clarke...

"What up man?" said Elic.

"We are going to an Aussie strip club, I already called a taxi..." said Clarke.

"You're the best bro..." said Elic

"Yeah and the girls are not invited... " said Clarke.

"I want Roro to come.. she didn't deserve that..." said Elic.

"You sure bro?" asked Clarke.

"Yeah man, you know Roro the homie" said Elic.

"She is... she the homie, but the other girls staying" said Clarke.

"All righty" said Elic.

"YO RORO!!!" yelled Clarke.

Roro came out of the ladies room, cleaned up pretty well...

"Let's go... we headed to Bada Bing... an Australian strip joint" said Clarke.

"All righty... green room only?" said Roro.

"Yeah" said Clarke.

"That was some straight up bullshit man, that bitch is lucky..." said Roro as the green room loaded the taxi and pulled off to Bada Bing to celebrate Elic's bday.

Confessional Clarke: Business is always on my mind... Of course Ima celebrate my man Elic's bday, but I am also gonna chat with the owner of Bada Bing, because I definitely wanna ask him some advice on the Aussie night life scene and if it is wise to open up here... So two birds with one stone... My nigga gets to see some ass and titties for his bday, and I get to handle my bidness...

On the other hand...

Allie, Shayna and Kori stood in the green room awkwardly...

Confessional Kori: They are mopping up cake around us... and we are just standing here waiting for Elic, and then we hear a taxi pull off full throttle... I can't believe I am left here with these two... Maybe Shayna's cool, but Allie and Shayna together... I don't wanna hear them argue over me again.

"So what now ladies?" said Kori.

Allie rolled her eyes.

"I wanna go to the house" said Allie.

"Nooo Allie, I didn't get dressed up for nothing" said Shayna

"We got dressed up for Elic's bday but he ditched us, so... it's no point" said Allie.

" ALLIE... COME ON!!" snapped Shayna with a whiny voice...

"Well while you bitches figure it out... Ima go to the ladies room and piss..." said Kori.

"Look, me and you can go out because I wanna discuss our friendship... but not with the 3rd wheel" whispered Allie as soon as Kori walked to the restroom.

"So you think we should ditch her too?" giggled Shayna.

"Yeah, let's go get some kangaroo meat or some shit, something to eat and discuss where we stand... we need some girl time since all that drama" explained Allie.

"Let's go then" said Shayna...

Shayna and Allie ran out and ordered the limo driver to pull off to the closest restaurant.

5 mins later...

Kori walked out

"So you made up your mind ladies??? Ladies....?" said Kori.

"Oh they left" said an Aussie waitress.

"Wow...." said Kori

Confessional Kori: The nooby has been ditched... no limo no nothing, so I guess I'll just have a drink here at the Greene Room until my taxi comes to take me home... this shit sucks...

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Shayna

Me and Allie are ditching Kori at the bar to just -dramatic pause-.... get AWAY from it all.

The two sit together at the bar and gossip as if there's no tension between them. "Honestly WHYYYY did you make me room with those two bitches?" asks Shaya dryly sipping on her martini. "Uh oh, excuse me! You were getting bratty missy" jokes Allie. "I know, but I'm a princess" says Shayna pouting her lips. The two share a laugh

^Confessional - Allie

This time spent with Shayna is making me realize I was kind of over reacting by taking out my frustrations with Roro and Kori on her... Like, we're two bad bitches. We need to stick together<3

"So I was thinking..." says Allie stirring her Martini straw. "Yess?" hisses Shayna. "That when we get back from vacay lets send that bitch Kori home early" she says with a glint in her eye. "Oh loves it" says Shayna. "She is actually really annoying.." she admits. "Yay! So we're pretty much just gonna be like 'don't bother unpacking' and then throw this bitches shit to the curb, kay?" offers Allie. "Cheers babe" says Shayna clanking glasses with her bitch.

^Confessional - Shayna

When it comes down to it, I am the baddest bitch here and if I say it's time for you to go... you can GO! First Kori... and last Roro <3

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A beautiful australian stripper gives Elic a special strip tease. Roro throws money at the hoe, while Clark cheers between chugging beers.

"Dammmmnnn mama!" screams Roro with her eyes bulging



^Confessional - Roro

The stripper giving Elic a dance right now is mad cute, shit I'm thinking how ima get a dance from her. 

The stripper hops on Elic's lap and begins grinding on him, Roro joins them on Elic now receiving a double lap dance. "Come home with us" Roro whispers into the strippers ear

^Confessional - Elic

*does the sign of the cross* I believe in Jesus

Elic gives Clark the signal that it's time to go, and they leave with the stripper.

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-shows night cam of that evening-

Allie and Shayna have returned home from their night out and are asleep, while Elic's three some return home. Clark slips into the other room and sleeps on the floor.

^Confessional - Allie

So I'm getting some beauty sleep and all of the sudden I'm disturbed by Roro's dumbass telling me to wake up!

"Yo Allie wake up!" demands belligerently drunk Roro. "Wwhaat" says Allie slurring as she sees Elic and the stripper already going at it. "We need some privacy" snaps Roro with her hand on her hip. "Ummm.. ok" she says getting up and going into the other room.

^Confessional - Allie

I'm so fed up with Roro's constant rude and nasty fucking attitude with me. I'm sorry, you want me to wake up so you can be a whore? KAY BITCH I'll gladly sleep in the other room then hear your pussy clap all night. - flips weave-

Allie snuggles up with Shayna, and the two spoon all night


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^Confessional - Elic

I had an awesome birthday, I'm sorry but if you guys lived my night... you would agree without a doubt that my birthday was the greatest birthday of all time. TOP THAT

Elic is so happy over his birthday that he has cooked everyone breakfast

meanwhile, Allie, Kori and Roro are outside smoking a cigarette. 

"So Kori... when did you stroll in last night" teases Allie. "Oh I pretty much just got home" says Kori. "Oh so you like to party huh? So Do I babe" says Allie. Kori side eyes Allie. "So do you actually like Elic?" Kori asks Roro. "You know girl.. I been thinkin bout it, n I think I like his dick game a whole lot" admits Roro. "I could be his shawty" says Roro

^Confessional - Kori

Roro definitely has a unique way of expressing herself but from what I understand, she likes Elic!

Confessional - Allie

Everything about Roro is literally disgusting. I am not trying to be critical, but she seriously needs a dictionary..

^Confessional - Roro

Elic is a good guy he has a lot of good things about him that the father of my child doesn't have... but I still don't know if I can settle down. His dick is mad good tho

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Elic finds some alone time to go to the phone booth alone

*ring ring*
"Hello?" says Summer on the other line. "Are you still in town?" asks Elic. "-long pause-Yes, Elic." she says softly. "I need to see you tonight" he admits quietly. 

^Confessional - Elic

I'm calling Summer in private because I don't need anyone knowing my business. Although I have no interest in rekindling anything with Summer, I still have alot of unresolved things that I need to express to her in order to move on and potentially, try something with Roro.


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The Room mates are pregaming for their next out taking shots together. "So guys, I'm not going out tonight with you.. I sort of have other plans" admits Elic. "Oh I see" mumbles Clark. Elic shrugs. "You know how it is" he says to Clark. "Felt" says Clark. 

^Confessional - Roro

I waznt born yesterday.... Elic is OBVIOUSLY going to see that puta Summer. He's fuckin me and he wanna talk to that hoe on the low? What's dat about?? I don't give a fuck tho, I'm single, Imma do me, I can bounce my ass on anybody tonight

Allie giggles 


"Well I'm dancing my ass off tonight" says Shayna. "Yess bitch!" says Kori. 

^Confessional - Kori

It's our second night in Queensland... lets have fun!

-shows montage of roomies and elic going separate ways-

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the gold decor give the dimly lit restaurant an aura of elegance as a pianist plays live

^Confessional - Elic

This is my final time with Summer, I need to end it right.

"Elic...darling" says Summer in an aching voice.



"Don't leave me Elic, please don't leave me." she hisses. Elic sips his champagne, placing it down gently. "Summer.. what you did to me -pauses- the pain you've caused me, my friends, my family! How could I ever forgive you" demands Elic. "Darling, love is wild, love is free... together we are unstoppable" says Summer she sipps her champagne and pats her lips with her velvet napkin

^Confessional - Elic

Summer and I have a very deep history.. I was with her for 7 years, it's not something that anyone can quickly move on from... I just know I can never trust her again.

"Summer, you betrayed me. Despite knowing my past" he says firmly. Summer begins to well up with tears. "Please don't cry" he pleads. "But.. Elic" she says with a tear rolling down her face. "I love you" she whispers. "Summer, enough" he says, cutting into his steak

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Meanwhile at the club

"Do you see this bitch right now? -points to Roro who's dancing with a random guy" comments Shayna to Allie, who is dancing at their section with Kori and Clark. "I'm gonna order another bottle, ok?" Clark says to the girls. "K Clarke<3" says Shallie in unison. 

^Confessional - Kori

I'm having a blast with the everyone, we're dancing, laughing having fun, and we have the drinks going!

Roro is now in the section with another dude now, and is pussy popping on the floor in front of him. Kori points out this behavior to Clark, who is also quite drunk himself. "Oh shit" he comments. Shayna and Allie giggle together at Roro's trashiness

^Confessional - Roro

I'm in Queensland.. this is a once in a life time opportunity, I'm living my life to the fullest, ALWAYS -turns up-


Clark comes to the hoe' rescue. "Roro come here" he says as Roro follows blowing a kiss to the stranger. "What's da matter Clark, when did I start calling you daddy?" she says dancing with Clark. Shayna excuses herself to the rest room.

"Woah there" says Clark as Roro begins getting more and more sexual. She grabs his dick and twerks on him harder. Allie and Kori watch from afar stunned. Roro turns around and begins kissing Clark.

^Confessional - Allie

O-M-G this bitch is SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH A low life

Shayna returns from the bathroom. "omg girl Roro is hooking up with clark!" gossips Allie. Shayna rolls her eyes and continues dancing.. "She's basic!" she replies. "Roro what are you doing!" exclaims Clark snapping back to reality. "Fine you non man ass nigga take yo ass else where!" she snaps on Clark as she twerks away.

^Confessional - Roro

The kiss between me and Clark was innocent.. and fun, it's not big deal.. I don't know why he's being such a pussy about it. Elic gotchu by the balls that bad huh?


Clark keeps his distance and hangs with the other girls for the remainder of the night out, as Roro continues doing her own thing.

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The room mates return the night out. Kori, Shayna, and Allie go outside for a cigarette, as Roro and Clark eagerly approach Elic

"So how was yo date" remarks Roro. "It went well.. I actually, need to talk to you, can you wait for me on the balcony?" offers Elic. "ight" Roro drunkenly says.

^Confessional - Roro

Elic is looking kinda sad but ima fuck him good tonight. That's my man, and he's gonna forget all about Summer when I'm done with him.


^Confessional - Elic

Roro is the one I'm going to pursue, and now is the perfect time to let her know that.

Elic approaches Roro "You.. are the one that I want" he says aggressively. "I know that" she says hopping onto his waist. "I've been a bad girl" she whispers into his ear.

The two make love on the balcony. The Room mates hear loud puerto rican moans from outside.

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^Confessional - Shayna

It's our last day in Queensland, and honestly.. I have alot of respect for Elic. He's always been real and never puts on a show.. So he deserves my friendship. What I saw in the club, and what went on between Roro the roach and his supposed "BEST FRIEND" is... unacceptable, and he needs to know that.



"Can I talk to you in private for a second" says Shayna tip toeing into the bathroom while Elic is showering Alone. "Yeah, what about?" he asks turning off the water for a second. "Ok I'm gonna make this quick. Like, I don't know how you feel about Roro, but you and I are originals and I feel like you need to know this is coming from an honest place" Shayna says frantically. "Ok.. what is it?" he says. "Well last night she was all over 3 different guys at the club, one of them... being Clark.. and they kissed" she snitches. Elic's face becomes stern.

"Just get out of here" he warns her, as she skips away.

^Confessional - Elic

I can't believe what Shayna has just told me. I don't know if this is true or not, and I'm not going to approach Roro, because that is only going to stir stuff up.. I'm going to Clark, man to man.

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^Confessional - Shayna

So after I tell Elic about Roro the roach, I'm obviously going to avoid all problems and just go out all day with my girl Allie.

^Confessional - Allie

Shayna says it's time to go out and I'm all for it, I'm so over everyone right now...


Shayna and Allie leave the house to day drink

While Elic goes to approach Clark who is hanging out with Kori and Roro

"Yo, let me get a word with you" says Elic to Clark.

^Confessional - Clark

Elic is looking at me with a face I've never seen before, and I think I have an idea what's about to happen.


"Tell me the truth right now. Did you and Roro fuck?" demands Elic to know. "No man!I'm not into her like that. SHE kissed me! I was going to let you know last night, but you had your mind made up on what you were doing when you got home" explains Clark.

"You give me your word? That's all that happened" says Elic. "I swear to you, on our friendship, on everything man. Roro is just a hoe" says Clark bluntly. "you know what.. you're right" admits Elic

^Confessional - Clark

I feel bad being the one to have to snap elic back to reality, but what are friends for? Roro is cool people, but she is not the type of girl you bring home. My family would disown me, personally.


^Confessional - Elic

I've been blind sided by pussy, Roro he proven to be untrustworthy.. I'm not going to let her have it, just going to let her know what we had.. is done.

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Elic approaches Roro and Kori outside smoking a ciggarette. "Where you going?" asks Roro. "Listen, I know what happened. I want nothing to do with you, stay the FUCK away from me" snaps Elic, storming off, and heading out with Clark. Roro looks at Kori in disbelief.

^Confessional - Roro

I can't believe what I'm hearing?? Elic you acting like a fool, how you gonna let Clark's bitch play you off ya bitch? He's weak as fuck. I don't care he aint man enough for me.

Roro begins to cry. "Honey... don't cry" says Kori comforting Roro. "I'm done with Clark!" snaps Roro. "...I don't think it was Clark." says Kori. "It only makes sense it was Allie, me and her were the only people who saw you and Clark" says Kori. "You right! Clark is a homie, he woulda never ratted."

Roro sees red.

^Confessional - Roro

A bitch wanna test me. I see dat now.

"Let me make you a drink" offers Kori strolling away

^Confessional - Kori

I know for a fact it had to be Allie who snitched because Clark is a nice guy... he wouldnt ruin his friend's relationship? Why are you running around intruding on people's private matters Allie? Whatever Roro and Elic have is between them.

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-shows Shayna and Allie at a bar having a blast together-

-Shows Elic and Clark at a separate bar having a blast together-

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-back at home-

"I'm taking off my earrings for this bitch, removing ALL sharp objects" snaps an irate Roro, as she applies petroleum jelly to her arms, legs and stomach.

^Confessional - Kori

Shayna and Allie have no idea what they are about to walk into. Roro doesn't like being laughed at... Roro is over Allie and her bullshit. And now.. its about to go down.

Shayna and Allie's limo pulls up

Allie gasps as she sees Roro standing behind the door with her arms crossed and Kori standing beside her. "Look at them!" says Allie

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm not sure what's the deal but Roro is looking extra ghetto... and I don't know what I'm walking into right now..

Shallie walk up to the house cautiously eyeing each other as they open the door

"I have one question bitch! Who the fuck the fuck is acting MESSY RUNNING THEY MOUTH TO MY MAN?" scream an irate Roro, Kori stands by her side arms crossed grinning.

"What are you talking about?" asks a confused Allie. Shayna gives a stank face

"BITCH DON'T BE ACTING!" screams Roro as she lunges for...........

[Cali Royalty]

Roro lunged at Allie and began hitting her



"GET OFF OF HER!!!" yelled Shayna, taking off her heel and hitting Roro with it.

"No we ain't doing that!" snapped Kori as she grabbed onto Shayna and pushed her against the wall and held her there.

"WANNA RUN YAH MOUTH BITCH? HOW BOUT I BREAK YAH MOUTH!!!" yelled Roro, beating the fuck out of Allie.

Allie tried swinging back but was blindly missing, due to being in a headlock, and being pummeled over and over by Roro's fist

The producers finally got the two a loose, and escorted beaten Allie to the other side of the mansion...

"HAHA LOOK AT YAH FACE HOE" yelled Roro as Allie got carried away

"GET OFF OF ME KORI! I NEED TO HELP ALLIE!!!" yelled Shayna.

"The producers have that, let it be fair" said Kori.

"NO!!! LET GO!" said Shayna as she kicked Kori and got loose from her.

"OUCH, THAT FUCKING WHORE!" snapped Kori as she held her knee.

Shayna ran toward Roro full throttle

Confessional Shayna: I have never ever ever gotten violent, but... This Roro roach, isn't just gonna get away with dogging my girl... I actually like Allie...

Roro was turned around talking to producers while Shayna was running to sucker sneak her, but Kori yelled

"RORO TURN AROUND AND POP THAT BITCH NOW!!!"

Roro heard Kori and quickly stopped Shayna in her tracks



Shayna quickly fell to the ground and laid there in drunken pain..

"Ouch..." squealed Shayna on the floor...

ugh... I am glad you drop kicked that bitch because I can't stand that bitch! FUCKING KICKED MY SHIN, I was tryna hold her ass back to save her bald ass.



snapped Kori...

"Roro... we have to speak with you" said the producers...

"My time's up huh?" said Roro...

"You've become a liability, we can't just let you go around breaking faces... and yes it wouldn't be fair to keep you around hun... I am sorry" said the producers.

"I understand... said a sad Roro

Confessional Roro: At least I got to whoop that hoes ass before I left... BOTH OF EM! That ass whoopin was for everybody who has fallen victim to their bullshit... I am going to miss my green room homies Clark and Elic, I wish Elic could've heard me out, because honestly... a girl can't be tied down and I was just drunk and having fun... but whateva... it is what it is... Ima write a little note and leave it for Elic, and hope he forgives me after the show is over. As for Kori, she is a real ass bitch, prolly the only female I will have a real friendship with after the show. I only known her a short time, but she had a shawty's back in this fight and I can't thank her enough. I kinda regret that I am leaving beautiful Queensland for New york already... and I don't even get to go back to San Diego, but hey Ima be a legend for baddest replacement.

-shows Roro's taxi pull off as Clarke and Elic pull up...-

"So she's gone...?" asked Allie putting ice on the side of her face...

"Yes you can come downstairs now..." said the producers.

"I wanna go to the hospital..." said Shayna holding her tummy and chest...

"Okay we will have a paramedic pick you up." said the producers.

Confessional Shayna: The bitch did some type of illegal kick boxing ghetto shit on me, and I am in so much pain... how could you do that to an ex cancer patient? I am going to the hospital, and I don't give a damn if she's gone... I am still pressing charges...

"I am riding with you hun" said Allie.

"No boo, stay home and ice your face" said Shayna.

"No... I am riding..." said Allie packing her purse...

Shayna and Allie walked outside to the ambulance, and saw Elic and Clark looking confused

"The fuck just happen?" snapped Elic.

"Your little hoe lost her damn mind" snapped Allie as she boarded the ambulance with Shayna.

"Ima die yall!!!" screamed Shayna as the ambulance pulled off




Elic and Clark entered the lonely mansion alone with Kori in it...


"What happened Kori?" asked Clarke.

"Roro was fed up with the shit talking and laid them bitches out... honestly Elic dude you coulda heard her out... here, she told me to hand you this letter.."

Elic read the letter

"Dear, Elic...

I wish it could've ended different, I wish I coulda saw yah face, but they told me I had to leave immediately like I was some terrorist, anyways... I just wish that you could've handled this maturely and I could have explained myself. I know you prolly gon think I am beneath you or whateva, or you prolly will regret breaking up with Summa... but like, we coulda been something, and you let these hoes come between it... These hoes ain't loyal, but I was... I was real.

Please forgive me

-Roro


"FUCK MAN! I didn't mean for this shit to happen... we are on vacation for christsakes!" yelled Elic as balled up the letter and dropped his head.

"It's all good dude... don't sweat it" said Clarke.

"Ummm can I take Allie's bed in the guy's room? I think the two ditzes are gonna want the girl's room to themselves" asked Kori.

"Sure" said Clarke.

Clarke, Elic and Kori all went into the guys room and reflected on everything.

"Roro was a cool chick, maybe I shouldn't have dropped her so fast" said Elic

"Don't beat yourself up about it dude... Those girls had it coming" said Kori.

"But, Allie didn't even do anything, and Shayna told me out of respect of being the only two originals" explained Elic.

"Like, man... I have to respect Shayna for that, and Allie... she didn't deserve to get beaten like that... I feel like shit" said Elic again.

"Oh shit, so it wasn't Allie?" said Kori.

"Nah..." said Elic.

"Damn.." said Kori lighting a cig...

Clark looked Kori up and down...

"This chick is fine" whispered Clark to Elic.

"You wanna hit?" asked Elic back...

Kori gave out a silent chuckle as she blew her cigarette smoke.

Confessional Kori: Reading lips is one of my talents, and um... I know these guys think I am attractive, but I am no where near easy... so Ima have to put and end to this. I actually have self respect.

"Hey ummm Kori wanna cuddle?" said Clark

"Not now, that bitch kicked me in the leg, and it's honestly been a long day... Ima just head to bed" said Kori as she got in Allie's old bed and forced herself to sleep.

"One day..." said Clarke to Elic.

"I wonder how long they'll be at the hospital" said Elic

"Man.. no idea..." said Clarke "but ummm since I ain't getting none, I am taking my tipsy ass to bed... " said Clarke turning the lights out and heading to sleep..


Kori and Clarke now asleep left Elic up alone by himself in the Australian mansion...

Confessional Elic: I am alone, and I am not tired, so Ima just wash some dishes...

Elic washed dishes which relaxed him and he reflected on his time on the Real World.

"Wow like, I have really come a long ass way..." said Elic to himself as he cracked a smile while washing dishes.

Elic looked up out the window above the sink and he jumped back from the sight of a kangaroo starring at him from outside.

"WHOA DUDE!!! That thing almost gave me a heart attack" said Elic to the camera guy...



the kangaroo hopped away into the distance... after glancing at Elic.

Confessional Elic: Honestly... I thought that was a sign from God... I am kinda tipsy right now, but I think that was a sign man... that I am on the right track here...

ring... ring... ring...

went the phone...

Elic ran to answer

"Hello..." said a sleepy Roro.

Elic jumped from the sound of Roro's voice...

"Yeah Ro?" said Elic dryly.

"Elic... I know you're disappointed in me but I just wanna say I am sorry." said Roro.

"I read the letter" said Elic.

"Elic... don't hate me" said Roro.

"I think how you handled it was poor judgement, but I have no room to hate you or to judge you, it's not my place... See you at the reunion Ro" said Elic.

as he gently hung up the phone and laid back to think...

"SIGH..." said Elic...
END EPISODE

[Cali Royalty]

The next morning...

Kori was the first to wake up, she was out sitting by the pool in the early morning, dipping her feet in the pool, and having a beer breakfast...

On the other hand...

Allie and Shayna were pulling back up to the mansion in the van, returning from the hospital...

Confessional Shayna: I feel good as new, and the doctor said that, I just had to minor bruises... but I am STILL pressing charges on that sloppy whore.

Shayna and Allie hopped out the van together full of giggles...

"Like, who does that bitch Kori think she is?" Allie whispered to Shayna.

"Right..." said Shayna...

Kori overheard the ladies entering the house from the pool area, and got up to greet them.

"Welcome back..." said Kori very dryly with an eyeroll...

Shayna and Allie ignored her...

"I am going upstairs" Allie said to Shayna

"and I am going to call the cops" said Shayna.

"Why are you calling the cops?" asked Kori.

"I am reporting this bitch for bruising me" snapped Shayna.

"But, if you press charges on her, I will press charges on you... I mean you did kick me as well" snapped Kori.

Shayna remembered that, Kori had an easy case against her as well, so she slammed the phone down in a rage.

"ALLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yelled Shayna.

"Oh God what is this bitch gonna do?" laughed Kori... as she sipped her beer, walked off and laughed.

Elic and Clarke woke up from Shayna's yelling.

Elic stormed downstairs...

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THE NOISE! I AM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP" snapped Elic.



"What's up Shayna bby?" said Allie storming down the stairs...

"This bitch just threatened me that if I press charges on Roro, that she would press charges on me" snapped Shayna.

"What's your pleasure in this Kori? Like wtf..." snapped Allie.

"How old are we man!? Do we have to be this immature, like... we are on vacation for Godsakes" snapped Elic.

"I just don't think it's fair that Roro should be punished.." said Kori.

"SHE ATTACKED HER THOUGH" snapped Elic.



"You know what Elic, if you want Roro to get arrested over a reality tv fight, that speaks a lot about your character like... these girls had it coming" said Kori.

"It's not that I think that she should be arrested, it's that right is right and wrong is wrong... Shayna has been shady in the past, but she didn't deserve that beat down, nor did Allie. If Roro felt some type of way she could have confronted me" snapped Elic.

"What's going on?" asked half awake Clarke as he walked down the stairs.

"This bitch Kori is being petty" said Allie.

"You guys are being really immature..." snapped Kori.

"You're the one who is threatening me because I am taking legal action... yeah I kicked you, but it was because you grabbed onto me and I was tryna help my friend, and YOU were the one who told her to hit me!" snapped Shayna.

"Kori, you did that?" asked Clarke.

"I didn't want Roro to get blind sided" said Kori.

"AND WHY DID RORO EVEN WANNA FIGHT ME?" snapped Allie.

"What the fuck did I do?" said Allie again.

"I thought you were the one who told Elic" explained Kori...

"Kori, you started all this shit... man... I thought higher of you" said Elic.

Confessional Clarke: Man, this couldn't be any worse, the girl I wanna smash is being grilled by the house...

"Look, I am not about to get verbally jumped and take the blame for everything. Roro is an adult, we are all adults... Shayna ran after Roro, even if I didn't warn Roro, Shayna would've still lost" explained Kori.

"HOW CAN WE FUCKING STOP THE BICKERING!" snapped Elic.

"We have a few more days left here, and you females bitch and moan and bitch and moan and fight... I am so over the arguing, I am over the fighting.. I just want peace, man" said Elic.

"If I am being any blockage from your peacefulness, I will gladly leave Elic" said Kori.

"I never said that, but can we coexist?" asked Elic.

"No, not with her" said Allie.

"Allie, please... you never used to act this way... just let it go" said Elic.

"Elic, look you're not my damn dad... I don't think this bitch deserves to be in the end with us... she is the reason I was beaten, and the reason Shayna was beaten... Nothing you can say will stop me, this bitch has gotta go" said Allie....


"I love to see how this is gonna play out" snapped Kori.

"Just watch" said Allie as she ran up and grabbed Kori's luggage and began throwing them down the stairs...

"This is so UNORIGINAL, can you please do something more entertaining" laughed Kori.

"Shut the fuck up!" snapped Allie.

"ALLIE STOP!" snapped Elic.

"No, Elic..." said Allie.

Clarke grabbed Allie

"Leave her stuff the hell alone, no one is going anywhere" said Clarke.

"Clarke please let go of me" said Allie.

"Look at yourself, this is not the same girl I met last month..." said Clarke.

Allie dropped her head...

"I don't think this bitch deserves to be here in the end with us" cried Allie.

Clarke rubbed Allie's shoulders and calmed her down...

"Her tears are a joke... like seriously" said Kori.

"KORI!" snapped Elic

"You know what Kori.. Maybe you should leave" said Clark.

Kori looked up at Clark with shock in her eyes...

"Seriously dude???" said Kori.

Confessional Clarke: You know, I like Kori a lot, but she is making it worse right now, and I want these last days to be drama free just like Elic. If Kori is gonna make these girls go buck, then maybe she just remove herself... we only have a few days left anyways...

Allie continued crying...

"Just leave" said Shayna.

"Fuck you Shayna!" snapped Kori.

"Kori... we just have a bit more history with one another... we have been through a lot together, and you came at the very end of it all. Although Allie and Clarke are replacements, we have been through a little more with one another, and these last few days... I really would like to be at peace. I have nothing against you" said Elic.

"Wow, you guys are full of shit, but cool, I don't stay anywhere I am unwanted." said Kori...

"Majority rules Priscilla" snapped Allie.

"Don't do that Allie" said Clarke.

"Fine. If you guys really think I bring this much toxicity to the house, I will leave... but this is hilarious" laughed Kori.

Elic, and Clarke helped Allie with her bags.

"It's nothing personal, I am just sick of their yapping" Elic whispered to Kori.

"Yeah, you really wanna go back with us to San Diego, and be taunted by those two? I am sick of holding bitches back" laughed Clarke.

"You guys this is too funny, but I understand I guess." said Kori.

Elic hugged Kori... and Clarke hugged Kori, while Allie and Shayna stood looking at her from the porch, with the smell of shit on their faces.

Confessional Kori: Wow I never thought that today, I would be voted out... especially by the guys. This is a fucking joke, but hey... it would have been out of my character to swing on those two whores. Like.. honestly. Although I was only in the house for a week, I met two nice people who just left too soon... Jon and Roro, I was the only one to say bye to both of those people, and that breaks my heart considering the fact that the others have been with them a lot longer, and just dropped them like a hot potato... it's fucked up. I will always remember being lucky enough to visit Australia. Season 3 was one of my fave seasons, and to be able to have experienced Australia was a blast. I am truly grateful... I am leaving this house with grace... and just know that they didn't vote me out. I could've stayed if I wanted to. I leave on my own accord.

-Kori's van pulls off-

"Who's down for hang gliding?" said Clarke

"Sounds cool dude" said Elic.

"For sure" said Allie

Confessional Shayna: Wow, me and Allie's plan to oust the two cancers was a SUCCESS! I am finally at peace...

The cast all got ready to go hang gliding across the Australian outback...

"I am so excited, I am so excited!" cheered Shayna

The roomies boarded the van and pulled off to the outback where they met their instructor Oliver



"Welcome Real Worlders, today we are gonna be gliding across the outback, and you will get to see all of our gorgeous landscape and wildlife" said Oliver

"WOOHOO" cheered the cast.

Oliver explained the safety precautions, and also taught then a quick lesson, before he let them off on their own...






"THI IS AMAZING!!!" yelled Elic as he glided in the sky... looking down beneath him and seeing kangaroos and capybaras...



"This is breathtaking..." said Allie to herself as she gazed upon the Aussie plains...

"WOOOHOOOOO YEAHHAHAHAHA!!!!" yelled Clarke

Confessional Shayna: I hear nothing but laughs and excitement, and at that moment I realize my job is complete... No complaining from April about breaking a nail, no arguing from Roro, or man voice from Brina, no depression from Jon... just plain fun.

After hang gliding the roomies decided to get some lunch together... and actually try some kangaroo!

Confessional Clark: So we are all done seeing the outback from the sky which was AWESOME, and now we are going to try kangaroo and chat amongst ourselves...

"So was that cool or what?" said Elic.

"Hell yeah!" laughed Allie.

"Like... I am an athletic Cali girl, and I have done that before, it was nice to actually get back in my element and let my hair down, instead of tying it up for once." said Allie.

the waiter bought out their kangaroo... and they began to feast.

"I feel so bad, because Kangaroos are soooo cute" laughed Shayna.

"You feeling bad?" laughed Elic.

"Shut up Elic" laughed Shayna...

"haha, cheers to being the only two originals left... Who would have known?" said Elic rasing his glass and clanking it with Shayna...

"I know right" smiled Shayna.

"You know... I saw one of these guys last night while washing dishes. It scared the crap out of me" laughed Elic.

The roomies laughed and then a silence came over the table.

"I just realized..." said Clarke

"What?" said Allie.

"That we are two sets of best friends... We are the positive impact of the show" explained Clarke.

"EXACTLY! Clarke and I have a lifelong bond, and I think you two do as well" said Elic.

"They are right... I love you girl, like honestly... I came in this place with a stone cold heart, and I never thought I'd make a bond with anyone or care for anyone, but Allie... I  think you changed that for me" said Shayna

Shayna began to tear up and Allie wiped it for her and hugged her.

"Shayna, I didn't care what anyone said... Jon, or anyone... I knew no matter how fake you were to others, you and I were meant to be! GO SHALLIE" she said as she squeezed Shayna tight.

"Out of everyone, who came and went... we are the ones who bonded, and we are the positive pieces to this puzzle. Elic and I are brothers forever... Shayna and Allie, you guys are sister's forever...We made it! Cheers to best friends" said Clarke.

"CHEERS!!!" they said in unison as they all raised up their glasses and toasted with laughter.



end scene

-The season 10 final 4 spent their last day in Queensland shopping together, and taking photos... upon return to San Diego they had one final breakfast, they laughed they cried, they shared memories, and they kissed the San Diego mansion goodbye... Clarke and Elic left together for the airport first.

Confessional Clarke: I am truly grateful for this experience, I am proud of myself for never getting physical and keeping my cool, I owe a big part of that to my man Elic for keeping me grounded... I didn't get to smash all the hot chicks I wanted, but I got plenty of club girls waiting at home... I think that on tv I may come across boring, but I just want people to know that I don't care what they think of me, because I had an amazing experience here. I will be opening a club in both San Diego, and Queensland because I want those landmarks to be a symbol of my presence in those two beautiful places, and a thank you for their hospitality toward me.

Confessional Elic: I knew I'd make it to the end. I always felt it, no doubt in my mind. I am walking away from this experience a wiser man, and I have no hate in my heart toward anyone. Not even Jon... Not even any anger toward Roro, when I see them at the reunion I will be extremely pleasant toward them. I feel like I have evolved into a man... I came here a young man and now I am a grown man... I let go of the toxic parts of my life such as Summer, and I gained a brother in the process.

Shallie was the last to enjoy the house together, before their limo came and picked them up, and took them to the airport...

Confessional Allie: When I came in, I was bullied and targeted and underestimated, but who knew I'd survive it all. I think people may think of me as a reverse bully, but they don't get this experience, they don't understand me... Yeah, I may have some regrets, but in the end, I am one of the last standing and I am so proud of myself. Shayna is my girl, and our bond is unbreakable. I am so thankful that she realized her friendship with April was phony, it was a frenemy situation, and I am glad she saw through the bullshit. I never looked at her as a minion, and I always viewed her as my equal.

Confessional Shayna: I came here to manipulate and fly under the radar and be a puppet master... Never did I know I would be the STAR of this season... I never would have thought that I'd be a factor in EVERYONE'S exit -SHOWS FLASHBACKS OF EVERYONE GOING HOME- Marty,Kimmie, Brina, April, Jon, Roro and Kori
Am I proud of their exits... Yes I am... Am I a bitch? Yes I am, but honestly... I hope this teaches people not to pity people just because they were victims in the past, we are just as capable of bouncing back as anyone else. I do believe that I am leaving here with a softer heart thanks to Allie... Shallie 2014!!!... To my fans, don't be sad... you'll see me at the reunion... WITH SECURITY.

END SEASON

[DAViE]

The Reunion

This season was explosive as ever with only four room mates standing in the end, lets catch up on

where they are now

Shayna

25 year old cancer survivor from Connecticut can easily be called the puppet master of her season having to do with the exit of nearly every single room mate, how will she fare up to the heat? Since filming ended she's moved in with best friend Allie in L.A and the two are seemingly inseparable. Shallie have joined crossfit together and try to stay away from dramatic people and to be around more positive influences. Shayna feels she is not evil and was only trying to rid the house of poison. She feels Kori, Roro, Allie and Brina are all bullying hoodrats who deserved to go home. 

Alexandra

21 year old California native Allie, was under much attack by many of the girls throughout the season. Having absolute loyalty to Shayna through thick and thin, the two now live together and hang out with Allie's friends from Laguna beach. Since the show Allie says her life is totally drama free and that she's never had to deal with "urban personalities" before so she wasn't prepared on the show. She's joined crossfit because her current boyfriend, Spencer Pratt joined and insisted she joined, and in turn she convinced Shayna. She's coming onto this reunion in full anti bully movement. She's ready to stand up for herself but remain classy at the same time. 

Clark

25 year old from VT, a cool calm and collected rich gentleman came mid season and instantly bonded with Elic. Clark's main objectives was exposure and networking on the show and has since opened a bar in San Diego. He doesn't see Elic as frequently as he does Shallie (frequenting his bar). That doesn't change the fact that they have built a great bond and friendship. Clark isn't worried about the reunion too much and believes he's a fan favorite because of his looks and charm, nor does he have any direct problems with anyone.

Elic

22 year old from Rhode island. Elic was a party boy throughout his season he and his room mate Clark were able to build a bond and see passed all the drama that occurred. Elic looks back on his time on the show and realizes how much he has grown up. Coming into the show Elic was still hung up on his partying ways having just ending things with Summer. With Clark's positive influence he pushed Elic to return to school, to which Elic is focusing on currently on obtaining his PHD in philosophy. Elic has cleaned up his ways and has a more determinable future ahead of him. He feels that what happened on the show is what happened on the show, and if you can't move passed it then you haven't learned anything. He still is close with Clark, and hasn't reached out to Roro. He has seen Shallie when visiting Clark but aside from them hasn't kept in contact with anyone.

Kori

25 year old former pageant queen from Boston had a short and slightly rocky stay on the Real World and was ultimately voted out, although she insists she quit on her own. Kori feels that she was real and honest and gave everyone a chance, something that wasn't equally returned by all the room mates. She doesn't keep in contact with any of the room mates but only has problems with the final four who she feels are selfish, narcissistic, cady and exclusivist people who were dead set on disliking anyone not like them

Roberta

21 year old dominican party girl from the Bronx was an absolute firecracker this season. Since the show she has been in a custody battle over her son with her son's father Sean, who feels she is an incompetent mother and a terrible example. Because of her current reputation her chances are slim, and thus is TRYING to keep it classy but can't help it if she feels some type of way! She feels that all her room mates are ultimately punks. She despises Shallie, and Clark feeling they are fake and are being rewarded for their behavior. She feels no type of way over Elic and thinks he got sprung way too quick. She's expecting to fight Brina and April because both girls swung on her since she last saw them and she doesn't want to be snuck up on.

 

Jon

23 year old recovering addict from Jersey was struggling between sanity and sobriety during his time on the Real World. He feels played by April and was made to look like a chump by Allie as well. He claims that he doesn't care about the girls and his main problem is with Elic and Clark, specifically Clark - who he feels never gave him a chance and was a hater who scape goated to the end. Jon says he his drinking and emotions under control, but he feels he has something to prove to the Real World that he is no punk.

April

22 year old ride or die bitch from NY, April was a loyal diva to the rest of her cast. Despite her soft exterior April turned out to have a very explosive temper which took the cast by surprise. She feels she is the realest, most loyal and baddest bitch RW has ever seen. She plans to give Shallie "The Treatment" if need be, she has no beef with Roro and has no desire to see Brina whatsoever. She's taking on this reunion with an attitude to assert herself as the STAR of the season, will she succeed?

Brina

22 year old Brooklyn born bad bitch Brina, feels like she was misunderstood and played on the show. She tried to warn everyone of Shayna's manipulation but being the enforcer - and overly aggressive didn't sit well with the cast as she was excluded and jumped by Roro and April! Brina is coming onto this reunion in FULL VENGEANCE mode with no one being safe. She intends to see if Shayna is really the bad bitch she claims she is while she's around, and has a beating for Roro and April too in her pocket. Will Brina lose control once again?

Kimmie

20 year old young mother from long island, was victimized by April and Brina due to Shayna's manipulative ways. Since the show ended she and her fiance have patched things up as she begins to settle down for the sake of her family. She's over the experience and says that she would have liked to stay to the end but accepts her fate as what it is. She wants answers from the girls about why they targeted her for no reason.

Marty

24 year old conservative from Long Island was the first to leave the RW after viewing the experience as something that could ultimately compromise his beliefs - he quit. He regrets quitting and feels he could have brought peace to certain situations that others over looked. He wishes all his room mates the best and hopes this reunion can be cordial and under control

[Cali Royalty]

-Crowd explodes with applause as Ellen, dances out onto the stage...-






I am your host Ellen Degeneres and I'd like to welcome you to the explosive part 1 reunion of the Real World season 10 San Diego.

We are live in Los Angeles

and 11 former roomates are backstage waiting for their time to shine...

I'd like to say that I am a loyal fan of Fantasy House, and this season has by far been my most favorite, mostly because they asked me to host the reunion...

So uh... without further ado, let's go ahead and welcome the resilient, the inspirational, the two sets of besties!!! SHAYNA, ALLIE, ELIC, AND CLARKE!!!!!!!!

-the audience clapped as the final four strolled out onto the scene looking flawless...-

Shallie draped in anti bullying attire, while Elic and Clarke were wearing suits and ties...




"You guys look remarkable, just remarkable..." said Ellen.

"Thanks Ellen" said everyone in unison.

"Have a seat have a seat" said Ellen.

"WE LOVE YOU ELIC!!!" yelled a fan.

"Thanks, love you too" said Elic with a dashing smile.

"CLARKE YOU'RE SO SEXY!!!" yelled a fan.

"Thank you thank you!" blushed Clarke.

"Wow fellas, you are feeling the love!" said Ellen.

"We sure are and we couldn't be more grateful" said Elic.

"So... Welcome guys, I first want to start off by saying congratulations on making it to the end of this crazy season" said Ellen.

"Thanks" said everyone.

"and the obvious first question is... How did it feel making it to the end, of such an extraordinary experience?" Ellen asked.

"Wow... It was humbling. I was bullied this season as the fans saw, and God works in good favor, karma is a bitch and it came back and rewarded me" said Allie.

"Yeah, and honestly I just felt that maturity won overall... People may look at me as a hypocrite and a conniver, but I have no regrets, no remorse, and I feel like the more mature people lasted" said Shayna.

"I'd have to agree with the ladies. Shayna wasn't always authentic in my eyes, but I always had that respect as originals for her, and I saw her as a person who never would lift a finger... she used her brainpower, and that's more than what I could say about many on this show" said Elic.

Clarke smiled and nodded.

"Yes, I think that some people would say Elic that you did a complete turnaround... You went from being outcasted by Shayna and the tristate, to actually bonding with Shayna after this experience..." said Ellen.

"I see what you're saying Ellen, and some people may see that as phony, but I look at it as growth, both of us were smart enough to reach our full potential on this show, we made mistakes but we made it" said Elic.

"So... you and Clarke had quite the bromance... let's take a look..." said Ellen.

*SHOWS MONTAGE OF ELIC AND CLARKE'S FRIENDSHIP...*

"AWWWWWW' said the audience in unison...

Clarke and Elic hugged.

"Yeah, Clarke is the homie... we have kept in touch and what can I say... My man is a baller. He is a businessman, he is a professional, and he is wise" said Elic.

"Thanks man, I actually have an announcement." said Clarke.

Shallie looked at each other with smiles, wondering what it could be...

"I wanna open a bistro... C&E's Bistro... and I want you to be my business partner... Let's make money together homie" said Clarke.

"OH WOW MAN... THAT'S WHAT'S UP! I AM TOTALLY DOWN" said Elic.

"The building is already bought and everything, I will fly you out and we gonna make that mula bro" said Clarke.

Shayna wiped a tear...

"See this is the growth, I am talking about... this is the positivity..." said Allie...

"That's truly amazing... ANYWAYS, Shallie you two have had an unbreakable bond too, although you did suffer a minor hiccup let's take a look" said Ellen.

-shows Shayna and Allie's friendship, however also shows Shayna sleeping with Kori, and making Allie upset, and the argument between Shallie...-

"-Shayna turns to Allie- Allie, I just wanna tell you if I never told you enough, that you really did change me... a little... like you made my heart grow, and I am SO glad that we are together and doing big things" said Shayna

"I love you too Shayna" said Allie.

-shows audience member rolling eyes-

"Wow, did you guys think you'd overcome that argument?... You said that Allie wasn't worth it, when you held Roro back" said Ellen to Shayna.

"Oh, I knew we'd make it past that... and correction, when I said Allie wasn't worth it, I was LYING, because Roro is unstable, and I wanted to calm her down so she wouldn't get beaten" said Shayna.

"Yes, I overreacted, and honestly I am woman enough to admit that I was getting envious of Kori and Shayna becoming friends, but I shoulda known that Shori, would have NEVER even happened." said Allie.

"You know that now boo" said Shayna smiling.

"Yes I do" said Allie hugging Shayna.

"Speaking of Kori, let's bring her out... although her time was short lived in the house, I am sure she has an opinion, since she was the ONLY castmember voted out, and she didn't even fight." said Ellen.

Kori strutted out (only recieving applause from Clarke and Elic, who initially planned to clap for everyone despite their differences with them)

"WELCOME KORI" said Ellen.

"Thanks Ellen, oh and by the way... I left on my OWN accord." said Kori as she sat on the couch opposite the final 4...

"So Kori, you were received with open arms and a warm welcome, but ended up being voted out in the end... let's take a look"

-Shows Kori being welcomed in to a party, and shows her conversation with Shayna about womaning up and not letting cancer define her, also shows being there for Jon when he left, and Roro when she left... shows her having laughs, smokes, and good times, but then quickly switches to her getting ganged up on and voted out-

"Any response to that?" asked Ellen.


"I am as real as they come and I feel like these people you have sitting across from me, would like to BELIEVE that they are real, but in reality they are living in an elitist bubble pretending their shit doesn't stink, pretending to have perseverance, when in reality they weren't open to hearing ANYONE'S side but their own" said Kori.

"Who is she again?" laughed Allie.

-audience bursts into laughter-

"I am actually what you failed to be. You came in trying to be the peachy California girl... the breath of fresh air, the local who was real, authentic, and that was me sweetie... You came off as a victim turned bully... did you watch the show??? You were like Elease from Bad Girls club, a dumb slut who joined the cause she despised" snapped Kori.

-audience applaused-

-shows Allie looking like she smelled shit and rolling her eyes-

"I know you aren't trying to act all innocent when YOU were the reason that me and Allie were attacked by raging Roro" snapped Shayna.

"Exactly bitch, you were voted out rightfully so... You started all that mess! You put it in Roro's head that it was ME who told Elic" snapped Allie.

Elic nodded.

"AND ONTOP OF THAT, I am sure your mother was a strong woman, but to compare me to her when you barely met me, and to attack me and make me feel bad, for crying about the disease I overcame... That was low" snapped Shayna.



"ONE AT A DAMN TIME" snapped Kori...

"First of all, I never attacked you for crying about cancer, I told you to NOT be a victim, and to be proud that you survived... Only ignorant people only view the negativity out of an uplifting moment..." said Kori...

"AND SECONDLY... Elic, I know you're not over there nodding your head in agreement with these two... Weren't you the HYPOCRITE, who said that you had respect for Shayna because she was an original, and you voted me out saying that you and the others had a little more history... Why didn't the respect and history count for Jon and Roro huh? WHERE WAS THEIR DAMN RESPECT? WHERE WAS THE HISTORY THEN!? I AM THE ONE WHO SAID BYE TO THOSE TWO, I AM THE ONE WHO HUGGED JON, DURING HIS EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN, WHEN HE WAS RETURNING TO HIS ALCOHOLIC TENANCIES" snapped Kori..

"Hold up, first of all me and Jon never really saw eye to eye on stuff and Roro disappointed me, soo" said Elic...

"OH BUT YOU AND SHAYNA ALWAYS SAW EYE TO EYE RIGHT? SHAYNA NEVER DISAPPOINTED YOU RIGHT? Fuck out of here" snapped Kori as she crossed her legs.

"Elic is like one of the most smartest, professional, and nicest guys on this show besides Clarke and maybe Marty, so you coming at him is ridiculous... Like, you're just grasping for air time" snapped Shayna.

"Kori, you deserve some credit too, I mean you never got violent with any of the people in the house, you never attacked anyone..." said Ellen.

"Right, which is why I don't understand why I had to leave in their eyes.." said Kori.

"Because you instigated that fight where me and Allie were wrongfully attacked" yelled Shayna.

"And you never instigated shit? Bitch shut up" snapped Kori.

"Calling her a bitch isn't neccessary though... you talk as if you're keeping the peace but you're passive aggressive too" said Clarke.

"Clarke you're probably just mad because I didn't give you any pussy... PLEASE BE QUIET, AND STAY UP ELIC'S BUTTHOLE" snapped Kori.

"She is disgusting" snapped Allie.

"Whatever" said Kori.

"Honestly Kori, that lesbian experience that we had wasn't even all that memorable, and I gag every time I think about it... Also, you are an ignorant bitch... You are the LAST replacement, and you are acting as if you truly know us... You don't even know us... You should be in the audience" snapped Shayna.

"Shayna that anti bullying shirt is the BIGGEST joke of the season, please shut up" said Kori.

"ALLIE WAS BULLIED THOUGH!!!!" snapped Shayna

"Shayna... pssst... don't even bother with her dude... " whispered Elic.

"This is all COMEDY! Like you guyses fake bond is a JOKE, I want to laugh so hard that I puke" said Kori.

"You just seem bitter that you came late and left prematurely" explained Clarke.

"You're just hating because I didn't let your premature ejaculation anywhere near me..." snapped Kori.

"Kori, you are really good at verbal comebacks, why never get violent?" asked Ellen.



"I think a lot of the people believe that being bad and tough means to fight and get ratchet physically or verbally, but I choose to respond with facts, and true maturity... not false maturity..." said Kori calmly...


"Also... Allie, and Shayna, they do get under my skin, NO fucking lie, but I just have dealt with more in life than two idiots, so I know how to keep my composure." said Kori again

"Well, I am sure Kori isn't the only one to feel like the final 4 people are hypocritical elitists... Let's bring out two other people who made it SOOOO close, but just didn't make the end." said Ellen.

"JON AND RORO PLEASE COME ON OUT!!!" said Ellen..

The audience erupted in applause.

-Clarke and Elic gave fake claps-

-Shallie rolled their eyes-

"Diego, come here now please" said Shayna as she signaled her bodyguard...

Kori got up and gave them a standing ovation... as montage of Roro and Jon plays across the screen...~

-Shows Jon crying, pouting, packing, and drinking.... Shows Roro whooping ass and being a bad bitch-

[DAViE]

Jon struts up confidently while Roro diva walks up to the stage. "Hello, welcome" says Ellen shaking Jon's hand. "There she is!" says Ellen enthusiastically hugging Roro. "Hi Ellen" says Roro as she and Jon take seats next to Kori. "Why does no one want to sit next to me?" jokes Ellen pointing to the empty couch next to her. Roro gives Shallie a look saying "Test me bitch" from across the stage.  Kori hugs Roro and Jon. "This is A REAL ASS BITCH" cheers Roro pointing to Kori as the audience applauds. "Thanks girl" says Kori, as Roro and Jon take a seat next to her.

"So welcome to the reunion, -they both smile and nod-, so how are you guys?" Ellen asks. Roro flips her sidebang "I'm gewd Ellen, you know, living life, doing what I gotta do" she says ambiguously. Shayna's bodyguard tip toes behind her. "Things are great since the show, people recognize me and tell me they wish I stayed till the end." says Jon while Clark rolls his eyes. 

"Both of you left prematurely although on different circumstances... lets take a look." says Ellen

-shows clip of Jon drinking excessively, sleeping on his bed, and fighting with Allie over her suitcase- The audience boos while Jon puts his head down in shame.

-Shows clip of Roro's final confrontation with Shallie- The audience goes wild. Allie flips her weave, While Elic and clark display utter shock over the violent ordeal.

"WOW, now that was crazy!" comments Ellen. "RORO!" shouts Ellen. Roro giggles, "Yes Ellen?". "What was THAT all about? Why did it come to all of that? Explain to us your logic, because up until that point every fight you had been in was self defence!" comments Ellen. Roro pauses for a moment. "Ellen, something everybody knows about me... is I am REAL. I aint about no fake shit, and I let people know wassup at all times.. you know what I'm sayin. At that point in the house. I had been there for a while, I felt like everyone knows me  n how I am, why you gotta be mad... PHONY? The 4 people that stayed till the end are all boca grandes who NEVER said shit to anybody's face." explains Roro. Elic gives Roro a serious stare. "So you just felt you had to leave swinging?" asks Ellen. "At that point.. I did Ellen. Yes" says Roro nodding. 

"Lets look at what lead up to the explosive climax of the season" says Ellen gesturing to the screen.
-shows Roro acting a ho at the club & kissing Clark-
-shows Shayna telling Elic about Roro-
-Shows Elic dumping Roro-
-Shows Kori telling Roro it was Allie-

"Elic and Clark both of you look disturbed after seeing that clip, what are your thoughts?" asks Ellen. "Well this is my first time seeing that clip, and I've never been more unattracted to Roro in my life -Roro puffs her lips out-, to go berzerk like that was completely uncalled for" he explains. "PLUS she's acting like she was in the right for what she did! She kissed me and expected Elic to not care" explains Clark. "Shut the fuck up Clark, you non man ass nigga! You always gotta cosign!" snaps Roro. "That's all he's good for" remarks Jon. "JON SHUT UP!" snaps Shayna. "All Clark EVER does is cosign Elic, he's a punk ass!" exclaims Jon. "You don't even know me dude" Clark says back. "You never gave him a chance!" chimes in Kori. "You four never gave anyone a chance!" she continues. "Settle down, settle down" says Ellen diffusing the situation.

"Shallie, you guys have been quiet and this all surrounds YOU, as the victims of this whole ordeal, how do you feel about it?" asks Ellen. "ELEN THEY AINT NO VICTIMS, SHAWTY HAD IT COMING" yells Roro pointing at Allie. "You are a psycho fucking bitch! THE CLIP ROLLED, I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!" yells Allie. "BITCH DO NOT RAISE YO VOICE TO ME YOU AINT NEVER HAD BALLS BEFORE" says Roro stomping out of her seat midstage. "YOU N YO STUPID ASS ANTI BULLYING SHIT BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE YOU CATCH IT AGAIN!" demands Roro. "Roro KORI manipulated you! She's the evil one! Like if she wants to sit here and act like she's sooo mature, why did you do SOO many sneaky things?" asks Shayna. "How was I sneaky? I was real, I gave EVERYONE a chance and never got into drama" says Kori.

-clip rolls of Kori putting horny juice in the vodka-
-shows clip of Kori and Shayna in night vision-

"Wanna explain that one, Kori?" says Ellen with the audience laughing. "It's alll for air time!" says Shayna. "She's so pathetic do we need to really respond to these stupid questions?" asks Allie. "I don't do anything for air time, I'm me, and that's that. I wanted to have a little extra fun on my first night, and honestly I REGRET IT. But if that's the best clip you have to prove I'm sneaky.. you're doing it wrong!" snaps Kori. "Kori, why DID you tell Roro that Allie told Elic about Roro?" asks Ellen. "ENOUGH OF THIS!" yells Elic. "Regardless, RORO and I were THROUGH. Things did not need to escalate to that, if she wanted to talk about it, she should have came to me!" yells Elic. Roro flips her bang, while Shallie smile at Roro taking the heat. The audience applauds

"Elic from watching the show it seems like you really liked Roro, how do you think things would have went differently had she never acted out in the club that night?" asks Ellen. "Well..." he begins, as Roro interrupts. "Wait wait wait ! Let me explain something. I been saying on the show that I was single and Imma do me the entire time that I was on the show. When me and Elic started fucking i never thought he was the type to catch feelings! I'm sawwy but Elic seemed like he was down for fun, my bad yo" she says. "But Roro, didn't you admit to liking Elic?" asks Ellen. "I mean.. I like his dick" she says humbly. The audience laughs. "BAD MOM!" yells a random audience member. "oooooh!" moans the audience as Roro turns red. "WHO SAID DAT? BC I AINT NO BAD MOM BITCH COME HERE" she yells. Shallie side eyes Roro. "Who said it!? WHO?!" she yells, no one steps up to the plate. "Clark, you said Roro is not the type of girl to bring home to your family, do you still stand by that?" asks Ellen. "Lets face it, Roro was youngest in the house, and had her shit the least together.. I just felt that he could do better" says Clark. Roro taps her shoe angrily. "Clark is a white boy with a silver spoon, his opinion aint real, he aint got a clue about life.. all he knows bout is maple syrup" says Roro. "I'm not going to defend my upbringing" responds Clark. "Roro was just trying to have fun and she wasn't censoring herself for anyone, this is the Real World right? what show did those four sign up? that's what I wanna know" asks  Jon

"You know Jon, I wish you did stay to the end. What ultimately made you decide it was best for you to go?" asks Ellen humbly. Elic smirks, while Shallie appear bored. "I was being played on that show left and right. It's like Kori said, those four people sitting on that couch are fake and putting on a show for this audience right now" he explains. "The only person genuine there is Allie who I know is wrapped up around Shayna's finger." he says. "Jon stop acting like we were THAT close! We live together yea, but nothing I did could take you out of your depression, blame yourself for our friendship not working out." she says flipping her hair. "You were warned plenty of times about Shayna's evil ways by me and Roro, yet you still stood by her side!" claim Jon. "JON SHE TORE THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM AND MADE MY LIFE HELL, FROM BEGINNING TO END" says Allie. "You just wanted someone to be your security blanket, bitch I'm no one's babysitter!" she snaps back.  

-shows clip of April and Roro harassing Allie-

"I never needed a baby sitter, I came into that house alone and I left alone." he says. "Well Jon, although you do feel that way, not everyone agrees you didnt need a baby sitter, particularly another feisty latina that had you hung up the entire time!" says Ellen, Jon's heart sinks. Shayna's face turns pale with terror, and Allie mentally prepares herself, Roro flips her side bang

"Without further due, lets bring out the femme fatale, APRIL!" says Ellen



The audience raves, as April clanks her high heels taking the stage. "Wow so beautiful!" says Ellen hugging April and sneaking a feel. "oh! Thanks Ellen." says April. "Please, sit next to me" pleads Ellen. "Hold up just a second Ellen." she says. "I'm gonna make something clear to each and everyone one of you bitches on stage. None of ya'll are my friends, and I came here to fight. So come mother fucking correct because Imma whoop SOME BODY'S ASS while I'm here, any takers?" Kori claps her hands. As no one else says anything

The audience goes wild

[Cali Royalty]

-shows a pre reunion confessional of April-



Reunion Confessional April: Shayna that fucking mop blonde wig better be on TIGHT, because Ima rip it off...

April did a twirl and strutted over to the final 4's couch...

"Ummm April, that couch is for people who made it to the end, hun I think you should sit on this side" explained Ellen.

"Oh is that right? I actually wanna sit over here..." snapped April as she plopped down in between Shallie separating them...

Shayna and Allie got extremely uncomfortable

"

"WHY ARE Y'ALL SO QUIET NOW!?" yelled Kori.

"Because they don't want the business" said April in a very raspy Jazmone voice...

"April, your time in the house was..." before Ellen can finish, April cut her off...

"I was the Queen!" snapped April.

The audience laughed-

"Let's take a look" said Ellen...

As montage showed, April took off her heels and tied up her converse..

-Shows April being the queen bee of the house, shows her being besties with Shayna, shows everyone loving her presence, shows Jon's crush on April, them dating, and April blowing him off after... show's her and Roro being friends and bullying Allie together-

-Roro giggles at the part when they used to bully Allie and poured tomato juice on her bed... "good times" Roro says...

-Jon drops his head in embarrassment, when it shows him being played and sprung by April

-Elic and Clarke smile and admire her sexy

-Shallie stays silent.

"Wow everyone seems to have wanted a piece of April" said Ellen.

"They absolutely did, I was the enigma... I was the baddest... and I just want to say that -April stands up-... Roachy... I mean Roro, -April walks toward Roro-... My issue ain't with you... -she said as she quickly turned around and walked back toward the final 4-... My issue is with the bitches on this couch..." snapped April.

"Shayna stand up..." snapped April.

"The audience shrieked."

"Let's not do this now, April" said Clarke.

"Shut the fuck up, who are you?" snapped April

Shayna sat there, and turned her head...

"If you don't stand up bitch... Ima yank you up..." snapped April.

"You're not doing anything" said Allie chiming in.



"What the fuck you gonna do!?" April snapped at Allie.

"April! April... have a seat, let's see exactly why you feel the way you do... let's look at the tapes" said Ellen.

"Okay, I am only sitting down because I have respect for Ellen, but I ain't done..." said April as she sat down in between Shallie again.

-Shows April making a plan with Shayna to get Allie and Roro out of the house, shows Allie confiding in Roro that she wants Allie out, shows Roro snitch to Jon and Allie, shows Roro get jumped by the girls for having a big mouth... shows Allie's fate in the hands of the house... shows NO ONE including Shayna vote her back in, shows her fight Shayna and black her eyes...-

April chuckles to herself as she watches herself whoop ass.

"What do you have to say about that?" said Ellen.

"Honestly, Ima be real... if I was RoachRo or street Allie or even pussy ass Jon, I probably wouldn't have voted for me to stay either, but Shayna! Shayna, you was supposed to be my motherfucking girl, and you knew I didn't care about some shitty fine, but I see... You tried to replace me with some knock off hoe." snapped April...

-shows montage of Shayna and April being buddies, hanging out, doing confessionals together, and being in the tristate... -plays a sound of a record scratching-, and then shows April trying to fuck Shayna, but  Shayna refusing...-

"Wow Shayna, April was your girl... I mean although you refused have sex with her, which by the way would have never happened if it was me, but anyways... She was your girl... Why did you not even vote to save her?" asked Ellen.

"I felt more like I was April's minion... I was just annoyed with the fakeness, and at that moment I chose a real friendship over a toxic one." said Shayna

-shows April tying up her shoes-

"April, your response..." asked Ellen.

"April?" asked Ellen again.

April then stood up and began swinging on Shayna... fucking her up...



-the audience clapped and rooted-

"BITCH YOU WANNA BE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS, NOT TODAY BABY, KARMA'S HERE TODAY!" snapped April.

Allie got up and grabbed April, and snatched her off of Shayna, and pushed her off to the side.

"Allie, don't fucking touch me bitch! My issue is with Shayna" snapped April.

"Nah, I ain't letting you hit my girl..." snapped Allie

"BUT I JUST DID! SEVERAL TIMES" snapped April

-Shayna remained sitting curled up... as producers grabbed her and carried her to the makeup room to get fixed back up.-

"But not again... It ain't about to go down like that" said Allie.

"OR WHAT!?" snapped April getting closer to Allie.

"Whoa back up! back up! back up!" snapped Allie.

"What's up with it?" snapped April as she scooted in Allie's face



Allie then gave April a clock to the grill.



April tried to get a swing back, but was swept off her feet to quickly...

SECURITY ALL RAN UP AND COLLECTED EACH WOMAN...

"Okay okay... that didn't go to well... April just beat up Shayna, and it looks like Allie beat up April... while they resolve that backstage.. we are gonna move on." said Ellen.

-Only people left on stage was Roro, Korie, Jon, Elic and Clarke.-

"That was insane!" snapped Kori

"Yeah... I thought she'd have a prollem with me but she mad cool... April" said Roro back to Kori.

"Nonsense... just nonsense" said Elic acting above it all...

April walked back out onto the stage, where she was instructed to sit next to Roro, Jon, and Kori, on the other couch.

"YOU MUST, sit here now" said the producer.

"FINE!" snapped April.

"You good April?" asked Ellen.

"Nah, but Ima sit down anyways... that Allie bitch wanna get involved when I CLEARLY said my issue was with Shayna, she wanna sucker pop me? I got that bitch when she comes out!" snaps April.

"Not now though" said Ellen...

Shallie, walked back out together shaking their boobs and booty popping, "NO BULLIES! NO BULLIES!" they yelled in unison..

-the audience cheered-



"FUCK OUTTA HERE, THAT'S WHY APRIL BUSTED YOU IN THE EYE BITCH" Roro yelled at Shayna...

"I know right? Bullying my ass... just take your phony asses and sit on the couch where you belong" snapped Kori.



"YEAH, LOOK AT THE BRUISE ON YOUR FACE, SHAYNA BITCH!" yelled April from her seat.

Shayna and Allie ignored April and sat down in the front of the audience, where the producers put them...

"Sit here please" said the producer.

"Sure" said Allie and Shayna in unison...

"OH WELCOME BACK SHAYNA AND ALLIE... I see you have a new seat in the audience... for safer precautions" said Ellen.

"You ain't safe bitches, no matter where you sit!" snapped April.

Allie did a gesture with her hand shoo-ing and dismissing April.

"WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE HAND MOVEMENT HUH BITCH?" snapped April as she got up and walked over to the end of the stage to address Shallie.

"You fake ass bitches!" snapped April as she clapped her hands at Shallie from the stage...

Allie got up, and latched onto Aprils arm and swung her off the stage.



"The audience

April got up, and tried to fight Shallie once again, but was restrained by producers and taken back stage to be calmed down...

"I thought you were above the bullshit Allie" yelled an audience member

"BUT, THEY BULLIED ME!!! THAT BITCH BULLIED ME!!! SO I AM GONNA DEFEND MYSELF!!!" yelled Allie defending her actions.

Kori and Roro stood up, looking shocked that April was thrown off by Allie.

"Wow..." said Roro looking beyond the stage...

"That's wack as fuck" said Kori, as he and Roro gasped and walked back to their seats



The producers give Ellen word that April will come out again, but not right now, and tell her to move on...

Everyone settles down...

"Okay things have calmed down... obviously we aren't gonna get anything resolved right now... with April, so while she is off the stage getting calmed down... let's bring out another cast mate that may have something to get off her chest... please welcome BRINA!!!" yelled Ellen.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!? I WAS JUST BEATEN BY APRIL, AND YOU ARE BRINGING OUT THIS MONSTER OUT!!" snapped Shayna as she held her bruised cheek.

Clark and Elic rolled their eyes but clapped anyways since they made a pact to clap no matter what...

Roro stood up in her seat...



as montage of Brina plays across the screen, and red lights and smoke flashes and blows...

-sirens play-






Brina struts out onto the stage



"HELLO BRINA!!!" said Ellen as she hugged her..

"Hey Ellen" said Brina in her deep man voice.

Brina chuckled to herself...

"Look at Roro, standing up in her seat... how cute" laughed Brina.

"I am not getting snuck AGAIN bitch" said Roro.

"Don't worry ma, I promised the producers I wouldn't get buck JUST YET, but you know what time it is.." said Brina as she took the empty Shallie seat next to Clark and Elic.

Clark and Elic scooted in discomfort.

Brina glanced into the audience with a psychotic grin...

"Look at Shayna over there, the FAKE ASS cancer ridden puppet master" laughed Brina like a maniac.

"BRINA DON'T SAY THAT!" yelled Elic.

"SHUT THEE FUCK UP!!!! BECAUSE NONE OF YOUS HAD MY BACK WHEN I WAS JUMPED!" snapped Brina.

Shayna dropped her head and became extremely silent... trying to avoid a second ass whoopin.

"Allie, I don't know you, but I saw backstage you punched and flipped that bitch April, AND I THANK YOU!!!" yelled Brina to Allie.

Allie rolled her eyes but nodded at the same time... "No problem..." said Allie.

"Brina, I thought you'd come out swinging, but thank you for handling yourself thus far..." said Ellen.

"Don't get too comfortable bitches.. I know when I see that tape, Ima get PISSED all over again" said Brina crossing her legs.

"Oh goodness... I hate to do this, but let's see just why Brina is so upset... let's see her time in the house"

-Ellen points to the screen as the cast begin to watch the flashbacks.-

Roro finally gets the courage to sit down, and watches with an annoyed look on her face...

Clarke and Elic watch but appear to look extremely bored, with their fists pressed against their cheeks.

Allie watches in the front of the audience next to Shayna who is sitting quiet as a mouse.

[DAViE]

-shows Brina happy and smiling with the room mates - then screaming at them-

-shows Brina screaming at starbucks-

-shows Brina going crazy at the club and sneak attacking Roro then getting jumped-

Brina's face turns serious. "Are you okay, Brina?" asks Ellen. "I'm just FINE Ellen." snaps Brina. "It's obvious you're frustrated with a few cast members here but who in particular are you mad at and why?" asks Ellen. Shayna's face turns pale. "I'm not mad at anybody Ellen" Brina says in a soft voice. Roro side eyes Brina. "I'm disappointed.. IN MYSELF!" she hollers. The audience awws. "Tell me, why are you disappointed in yourself?" asks Ellen.

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"Ellen, I came into this house trusting NOBODY, -dramatic pause- I told myself, I need to change and trust others.. so I let my gaurd down to these people!" she snaps. Silence sweeps the room. "Do you feel betrayed Brina?" asks Ellen softly. "-pause- Yes Ellen" Brina says as she begins crying on stage. Shayna look at Brina with disgust while the rest of cast stares in confusion. Jon begins to clap "We both were betrayed!" he chimes in. "It's true! Jon is real and yous all betrayed us!" she yells. "You and Brina seem close Jon, tell us about your relationship." says Ellen.



"Ya know Ellen we were room mates, and we were in the tri-state. The originals had a bond" sats Jon. "Get a grip dude. You guys are crying about a two week friendship" says Clark interrupting. "Yo don't let him punk you out Jon" says Brina. "DONT INTERRUPT ME SON" yells Jon getting up. "Simmer Down buddy" says Clark back slickly. Elick smirks. "Yo don't test me son" says Jon walking mid-stage. Kori and Roro exchange odd glances.
"Do yourself a favor and sit down Jon" snaps Elic. "Don't tell me what to do, you been a hater since jump" snaps Jon inching closer to Elic and Clark. "Now now fellas---" says Ellen as she's interrupted



"I WILL BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE" Jon screams in Clark's face. "JON STOP IT!" yells Ellen. The audience claps "YASSS BISSH" yells a random audience member. Jon calms down and sits. "You look so desperate Jon - trying to make up for lost air time eh?" remarks Elic. "Yo pop off!" he snaps back. "Anyway..." says Ellen interrupting. "I just got the cue that April will be rejoining us. Once again. Can we get a round of applause for April!" announces Ellen.

April diva walks up to the stage, glaring at Shallie as she walks past them. "I aint gonna touch them" she says flipping her weave. She continues her gaze onto Brina as she plops down next to her.



"Welcome back April says Ellen. "Wassup Brina" April says as Brina ignores her. "Are we really gonna do this now?" asks April rolling her eyes.
"How's your face bitch!" April teases Shayna. "Shut up hoe how's yours!?" Allie snaps back.
"Bitch don't make me 'BULLY' YOU AGAIN." yells April


"So April, Brina feels betrayed by you and the house guests, how do you reply?" asks Ellen. April looks at Brina, gives a face like she smelt shit, and flips her weave "I honestly don't know why she does, we weren't that close." says April bluntly. "How could you say that we was mad chill you, me,Jon and Shayna!" she says. "What's your point? You were annoying me!" she exclaims. "April DO NOT GIVE ME NO MOTHER FUCKING ATTITUDE RIGHT NOW" screams an irate Brina. "OR WHAT BITCH?!"

"IMMA POP YOU IN THE FACE BITCH, THAT'S WHAT!" Ellen looks alarmed. "DO IT HOE" says April



Brina jumps on April and tries punching her while she kicks the ogre bich away in a tangled brawl. Security pulls Brina off of April who sits with her legs crossed annoyed. "THAT'S RIGHT BITCH I FUCKED YOUR FACE UP". April rolls her eyes. 'LETS GET ON WITH THE SEGMENT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE" she says in a screechy voice. Brina is placed in the audience. 

"Brina... are you calm, are you going to continue to the end?" asks Ellen. "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MOVE ON!" she screams. The crowd boos. "You know what Brina, you have serious anger issues!"



"YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. ELEN DEGENEREEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" she howls. "I'm going to have to ask you to leave my stage." Ellen says firmly. "Excuse me bitch? YOU CANT SEND ME ANYWHERE HOE!" snaps Brina. The crowd continues booing. "Ayo have some respect mamita!" snaps Roro. "I AM THE STAR! BITCH! EAT MY PUSSY!" she yells sticking her tongue out and wiggling it around. "Bitch I beat your ass!" snaps Roro. "BITCH YOU AINT NO STAR HOE!" screams April running up on stage spitting on Brina.



April jumps ontop of Brina and begins swinging blindly



"GET HER OUTTA HERE!" screams Ellen "GET BRINA OUTTA HERE!" she yells as Brina flips April over getting the upper hand and swinging. "Get this hoe outta here!" yells Roro. Shallie look on in disbelief.

"BITCH!" screams April as security pulls the two girls who grip at one another's weave



Security is able to separate the girls pulling them backstage

----------backstage------------

"WHERE IS THAT BITCH BECAUSE I'M NOT DONE?!" screams April running up and down the hall ways like a chiuwawa looking for Brina. "WHERE IS SHE?" she screams at production. "Calm down, she's being sent home.." says production..

"IMMA FIND THAT BITCH, WATCH -claps-" says April storming out

--------Parking lot----------

Brina sits on a fence smoking a cigarette as production tries to calm her down. "Are you ok Brina?" he asks



"NOOO!" she sobs. "I WANNA FUCK THAT BITCH UP" she cries.

Brina's van pulls up. April storms outside the parking lot. "THIS BITCH WANNA LEAVE?!" she says circling the corner where Brina is. "Oh you came LOOKING HOE?" yells Brina as she security quickly grabs Brina. "LET ME GET HER" screams Brina as security tries to tackle April

"BACK THE FUCK UP!" she says swinging at the security, the finally restrain her as another van pulls up for April

[Cali Royalty]

Marty hears all the noise from his dressing room, and jumps up to run outside as if God has spoke to him.

"We will send you both home right now" snapped the producers.

"WAIT WAIT, Why are they fighting?" snapped Marty.

"OH MY GOSH, he lasted 60 seconds and this has nothing to do with him... BYE!" snapped April.

"Yeah, I regret quitting, and maybe stuff like this wouldn't happen" said Marty peacefully.

April rolls her eyes.

"Brina, I know you're a woman of faith" said Marty.

"YES, ALLAH... ASSAH LLAMA LAHKEHM!!!" said Brina...

"Well, forgiveness is the answer, stop trying to fight... if you keep fighting you won't be heard" explained Marty.

"Well... loser kind of has a point" said April to Brina...

"Look Brina, I wasn't even tryna fight you like that... like my main issue was with Shayna, and like yours should be too. She played us both to be honest, and you sittin here acting like a brainless pibull, that you can't even realize that" said April.

"I just feel BETRAYDED BY YOUS..." cries out Brina.

April quickly hiding her laugh.. fakely said... "I am sorry okay"...

Brina limped over and hugged April

April was caught off guard and hugged Brina back...

Reunion Confessional April: I don't wanna get sent home, so if I gotta make up... I'll do it... it was like stealing candy from a baby... Brina is so dumb.

-back to the reunion set-

"Ummm so looks like Allie and Brina won't be coming back, so let's move on" said Ellen.

While Ellen was talking and bringing on the next segment...

Roro and Kori were giving Jon a pep talk...

"Look at Elic over there looking like he is so fancy... don't let him punk you" said Kori.

"Yeah, Jon like it's not right that us ladies the only ones getting aggression out" said Roro...

Jon thought to himself for a bit...

Clarke and Elic talked and laughed to themselves..

-camera shoots to Shallie laughing and talking-

AND OUT OF NO WHERE...




Jon lunged over at Elic tackling him to the ground.. Elic blindly kicked and security swiftly broke the men up...

"Whoa... like this is too much for me... too much chaos." said Ellen.

"YESSS JON!!!" cheered Roro and Kori.

"That's not even right" snapped Shayna.

"You know what BITCH! It's my turn with you!!!" snapped a feisty Roro, as she took advantage of security being occupied
breaking up the men, to attack Shayna.



Roro ran in the audience and began hitting Shayna upside her head...

Allie tried to stop her but Kori surprisingly ran up and rammed Allie out the way, charging her to the floor


Ellen got up and walked off stage.



"Call me when you get them restrained..." said Ellen exiting stage left...

Security... picked up Jon and removed him from stage...

Elic was calmed down from producers as he got up, and dusted himself off...

"You ok bro?" asked Clarke.

"Yeah, he just got me one time in the eye, but it was like a baby tap... it's whatever" said Elic, dusting himself off and taking his seat back...

on the other hand... security was caring Roro off the stage after she attacked Shayna.

"YEAH, NOW YOU GOT TWO BRUISES BITCH! ONE FROM ME, AND ONE FROM APRIL HOE!" snapped Roro getting carried off.

Kori on the other hand was being held back, as Allie was being picked up from off the ground...

"IT'S NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT ALLIE, STOP BEING CAPTAIN SAVE A HOE!" snapped Kori.

"REALLY BITCH!? I am being captain save a hoe, but you rush me to the ground for another bitch?" snapped Allie.

"LET IT BE ONE ON ONE... GOD DAMN!!!" snapped Kori...

Kori was given a calm down talk by producers, and then respectfully asked to return to her seat...

Kori walked to her seat...

Allie dusted herself off, and then walked over to Shayna who was in tears holding her face...

"You okay boo, I tried to save you but this dumb hoe bum rushed me" explained Allie.

"I don't even wanna fucking be here anymore.. like I am not a punching bag" cried Shayna.

"It's okay boo, hang in there" said Allie as she hugged Shayna...

Elic and Clarke so Shayna crying and decided to go down to the audience and give her a pep talk, with Allie.

"Don't let them break you..." they all said to her...

Ellen finally was convinced to come back out.

"I am back" said Ellen.

"EVERYONE BACK TO YOUR SEATS" said Ellen.

Shayna wiped the tears from her bruised cheeks and sat back down in the audience next to Allie.

Roro and Jon, both came back out together looking brand new with smiles on their faces.

"AYEEE AYEEE AYEEE" they chanted as they walked back out.

"No more violence right?" said Ellen.

Roro and Jon sat back down and took their places next to Kori.

"You guys got that anger and aggression out right?" asked Ellen. 

"GOOD AS NEW" said Jon.

"YEAH, we good now" said Roro, smiling.

"Okay finally, we can move forward." said Ellen.

"Got it, I already got that agression out" laughed Roro.

"Same" said Jon.

"Barely..." whispered Elic under his breath...

"Nigga, I am bruised from hitting you" snapped Jon.

Elic rolled his eyes and ignored it.

"ENOUGH" said Ellen...

but before Ellen could move on...

Marty walked out with Brina and April on each arm.

"WOW, Marty... I was just gonna introduce you and Kimmie, but what do we have here!" said Ellen with shock.

"Why are those two even back?" whispered Shayna, getting really scared again.

"I thought those two were leaving" said Ellen.

"I got them to behave, I spoke the word of God to them" said Marty.

Marty took a seat next Clarke and Elic.

"What's up man..." said Elic, as he hugged Marty.

Clarke, although he was his replacement, still gave Marty a hug as well...

"Nice to meet you bro" said Clarke.

"God bless you man" said Marty as he took his seat.

April and Brina strutted out like new best friends and sat on the couch next to Kori, Jon, and Roro...

"Wow, I was just gonna introduce Marty, but I see he got you two together... he worked his magic on you two I must say... will you guys behave for the duration of the show?" asked Ellen.

"Yeah... Marty got me to see Allah, Allah wouldn't want this... MARTY.. THANK YOU" said Brina in her man voice...

Marty smiled and nodded.

"Honestly, one point in my life, I fought, I drank, I went down a path of devastation and I changed. I turned it all around, and I see that in you all... you can do it man" said Marty.

-the crowed erupted in applause-

"Just one more thing" said April getting up from her seat...

Ellen facepalmed...

April ran backstage quickly and came back out with a bucket of ice cold water...


"OH MY GOSH!!!" said Clarke as his eyes widened.

"ALLIE, SHAYNA WATCH OUT!!!" yelled Elic.

Shayna quickly bolted out of the way...

but it was too late for Allie as April drenched her with water...



"That's for suckering me hoe! You think I forgot!" snapped April

Allie got up, but, drenched in water and tried to hit back but April got her revenge and took Allie to the ground.




Marty looked on with shock as he watched that his efforts had failed him...

"I got a lil something too den... I forgot I had this" said Roro to Kori.

"Uh Oh, what you gonna do" laughed Kori...

"Just watch... I ain't done" said Roro.

"YEAH BITCH, NOW YOU SOAKED AND FUCKED UP!" snapped April, as she was restrained by producers...

"Whatever" said Allie getting up, and flipping her wet weave...


Allie tried to sit in her seat but Roro, squirted mustard all over her weave...

"BIIIIITCCCCCCH" yelled Roro...

"Again Roro?" snapped Clarke...



Allie tried to swing on little Roro, but Kori secretly pushed Allie down, giving Roro the advantage.



"OOOOOOOHHHHHH" cheered Jon getting up and clapping...

Clarke and Elic paced around in disbelief...

"Fucking animals..." said Elic...

Shayna broke into tears and covered her mouth in shock...

Security ran and grabbed Roro off of Allie... and restrained her and April in the corner...

a wet and slippery, sloppy Allie, wiped her face, and sat back down next to Shayna.

"Allie let's leave!" snapped Shayna.

Allie looked up at Shayna and asked why...

"We are too good for this, like... these bitches are using us as punching bags... LET'S GO!" snapped Shayna.

"BYE PUNK ASS BITCHES, ADIOS!" snapped Roro...

"You know what, I am too cute, and mature for this bullshit, you're right... Let's go" snapped Allie.

"THE STARS ARE OUT!" snapped Shayna...


beaten and battered Shallie, exited stage left, back to their dressing rooms where they went to pack their stuff, and head for the vans...

On the other hand...

"Okay looks like Shayna and Allie have left the reunion... they have reached their breaking points..." said Ellen.

"Weak hoes!" snapped April.

"No, they are the strong ones, I mean you guys are weak for always having to resort to violence" said Clarke.

"Clarke shut up for I pop you too" snapped Roro.

"Roro and April you are lucky Allie and Shayna exited, because you two were about to be sent home, and I just got word that there is a NEW zero tolerance for violence... If you get violent... you are OFF the stage and sent home" snapped Ellen.

"Okay... I am done this time, I promise" said Roro.

"Yeah... I couldn't let that bitch get away with that.. we done" said April.

April and Roro took their seat next to Kori and Brina.

"Finally I ain't the crazy one for once" laughed Brina to Jon, Jon laughed back...

Ellen got everyone under control as the stage was being mopped up...

"Okay you hear that!? No more violence" said Ellen firmly...

"YASSSS ELLLLEN" said Roro rolling her eyes.

"Okay just making sure..." said Ellen, doing a little dancer to lighten the mood




everyone laughed and giggled...

The stance of the stage was...

Marty, Clarke, and Elic on one side from left to right...

and Kori, Roro, Jon, Brina, and April on the other side, from left to right...

"Okay, so Marty, I want to get a little more into your story, but before we do... we have to bring out the last MEMBER of this mayhem, that was SUPPOSED to come out with you, everyone welcome, the first female to leave the house... Kimmie!!!" yelled Ellen...

April filed her nails...

Brina rolled her eyes...

Roro, and Kori clapped because they didn't even know her...

Jon, clapped and didn't really give two shits...

Clark, Elic, and Marty clapped.

-Shows Kimmie being dragged by Brina... as her montage- as she struts on stage...

[DAViE]

"Kimmie! Welcome, glad you could join us" says Ellen enthusiastically. "Oh, thank you Ellen" Kimmie says humbly, having a seat next to her. "Welcome to the show You just missed an awful lot of mayhem" says Ellen. Kimmie nods and holds her heart. "Yes I did" she says softly. "But you're no stranger to the mayhem, lets take a look at your time in the house"

-shows Brina, April and Shayna packing Kimmie's bags-

-shows Brina and April throwing garbage on Kimmie-

-shows Kimmie standing up for herself then getting beat by Brina-

Audience claps.

Kimmie nods in accepting her fate. "How do you feel about it now that you're here and April and Brina are sitting right there?" asks Ellen. Brina cracks her knuckles and April flips her weave suggesting she's bored. "I have to honestly thank them for it." says Kimmie humbly. "AHAHAHA" laughs April abruptly then quickly getting quiet. "Why is that Kimmie? What those people did to you was WRONG!" says Ellen. "Excuse me Ellen?!" snaps Brina. Elic stares at Kimmie in disgust.

"What these people did -pointing to the hood rat couch- WAS WRONG, but it changed me!" she preaches nervously. "When I went home I had to reflect on my lifetyle and my choices.. I have a daughter and I have a great man at home.. they come first!" Kimmie says proudly, as the audience claps and the hood rat couch clap, Brina begins to cry. "Unbelievable" says Elic. Clark stays quiet after getting beat.

"Elic shut up! You knew I had a daughter and a fiance and YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME!" snaps Kimmie. Ellen holds her heart. "Yes Kimmie, yes!!" preaches Brina. The hood rat couch clap and cheer her on. "What you did to me was a million times worse then what these girls did to me! I was BLINDED by you, they were trying to help me!" says Kimmie. "You can't be serious..." says Elic dryly.

"Brina - April, how do you feel after hearing this?" asks Ellen. Brina responds quickly. "-sobbing- I just wanna say Kimmie, that what I did to you... was so wrong!" she cries. Kimmie holds her heart. "But from the bottom of my heart... I am so sorry,you;re a MOTHER! What kind of person am I!" she howls dramatically. "Brina, it's okay" says Kimmie. Kimmie gets up to hug Brina and the two embrace. "awwwwwwww" moan the audience.

"April?" says Ellen softly. "Girl, my bad" she says flipping her weave. "It's fine" says Kimmie softly. Marty does the sign of the cross. "We've finally found peace" says Marty. "You're right Marty, it looks like we HAVE found peace" says Ellen happily.

"If you believe any of that from Brina you are a fool Kimmie, these people demeaned you" says Elic. "DON'T EVER QUESTION MY GENUINITY BITCH" screams Elic. "YOU DEMEANED MY RELATIONSHIP" yells Kimmie. Elic settles down.

"Now now everyone, it looks like we're just about to run out of time. I have one last question to each of you..." says Ellen. "Would you do it all over again?" she asks dramatically

"I wouldn't I learned what I needed and I have more to look forward to, at home" says Kimmie softly. "I would, I would come into it much more open" says Marty. "I would definitely do it again" says Brina. "I mean, I guess" April admits. "Nah, I'm over it" says Jon. "Absolutely" says Roro. "Well Yeah, duh!" says Kori. "If there's a check with my name on it, I'll do it again." remarks Clark. "No" says Elic sharply.

"Well there you have it! Thanks for watching the reunion, and until we meet again! It's Ellen, and I'm OUT!

END