RWFH Tokyo

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Tokyo

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The Cast



1.) Logon - 22 year old white male, with an athletic build with short blonde hair. Recently dropped out of college because it was too hard. Lives with his sister (parents are disceased). Heavily into partying, and often drinks too much.



2.) Josh - 19 year old white male, very skinny and has medium length brown hair. Is an atheist and likes to study different cultures. Not very close with his very christian family, has a girlfriend at home. YOUNGEST of the cast.



3.) Mikey - 21 year old black male, very very very gay and flamboyant. Has a persona that is "I am better and above you", to cover up his insecurities. Body type - husky. Often is described as an attention whore, and enjoys lying to others.



4.) Michael - 22 year old purerto rican male, describes himself as a "thug", has been arrested 4 times for robbery. Was suspended in middle school for threatening to kill someone, then was expelled in high school for bringing a gun to school. Is currently legally unemployed, and now "hustles" for money. Michael was then removed from the cast for choking Noelle and throwing her in the Jaccuzzi and is replaced by Pier.



5.) Britney- 21 year old white blonde. Comes from a upper middle class family, and is used to getting what she wants. Has come on this show to show her family that she's ready to move out and be on her own. She however loves to party, and is secretly an in the closest lesbian.



6.) Amy - 22 year old asian history-education student. Comes from a VERY VERY asian up bringing. But since moving out at age 17 and living on her own, she's become quite the party girl. She's just gotten out of a two year relationship with her exboyfriend, Tony. And is out on the prowl



7.) Jackie - 20 year old red haired irish OBESE. Tries her best to fit in with everyone and doesn't like conflict. She's a virgin (not by choice), and has never had a boyfriend, or even drank alcohol. She wishes she could "let loose" on this show, and have her "inner beauty shine".



8.) Noelle - 21 year old black woman with a flawless (in her opinion) weave. Has a very strong will, and doesn't "take shit from NOBODY". She wishes to become an fashion designer, and is very happy to be here in Tokyo, one of the major fashion capitals of the world.



9.) Pier - Pier is a 22 year old French Model. He is very oppinionated and arrogant! He has a strong french accent as well. He is so cocky and he has high standards in women and he does not deal with "sluts" as he says. He expects women to be upscale classy and have morals. He will be in Tokyo to further his modeling career he can care less about the housemates... He thinks the girls are a disgrace to ladies and thinks the roomates do not deserve to breathe the same air as him.

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EPISODE ONE

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The eight strangers enter the house....

The eight people enter the house and exchange hellos.
Amy, the loudest of the group, shouts

"IM READY TO PARTAAAAAAAY!!!!!!"
Noelle and Britney exchange weirded looks, while Jackie is on her way to the kitchen to raid the refridgerator.

Noelle: "Oh my gawd you have got to shut your mouth"
Britney: " I know, we've only been here for like, 2 seconds and she's like shouting."

Amy ignores them and follows Jackie. Amy had discovered that they were stacked with alcohol and she could not wipe the smile off her face.

The guys arrive and Logon is automatically drawn to the girls! Especially Amy and Brittaney! He thinks they are soooo hot.

Josh comes in like a free spirit and is just loving the new pad. He jumps in a bed and relaxes

Mikey comes in and he is attracted to Michael the latin thug and he is giving him lusty stares! as Michael changes his shirt. Noelle spots it because she is looking Michael up and down too in a lusty way but she is suprised that a guy is admiring as well so she just confronts Mikey and says "Are you gay???" Mikey looks at her and says "excuse me bitch! yes I am do you have an issue?" And Noelle just walks away and says "rudeness! yah think you a woman" Mikey responds with "Snobby Bitch I heard that!"...

Michael finally changes his shirt and looks over at Mikey and says "Yo fruit cake what you lookin at! I don't role that way!" "Mikey then responds "papi you might when I'm done with you" And Michael gets really upset and charges torward Mikey and says "Fool I will murder yo ass! Don't come at me like that!!!!"

The whole house sees this drama and Jackie and Amy rush from the fridge to try and break it up. They successfully break it up and Mikey says "I see how it is homophobic wannabe thug! And yah aint that cute either" Michael responds by flipping the middle finger....

About 30 minutes later Josh watches Jackie while she is in the corner lonely while the other roomates are busy flirting with each other and chatting. He then walks up to her and askes her what is her favorite color! Jackie thinks the question is pretty random and says "I like yellow" He responds by saying "people who like yellow are usually full of energy and life! Happy and vivacious! You seem more of a grey type of person... Chill and down" She gives him a funny stare as if she was thinking um okayyyyy..............................

Mean while Amy gets up on the bar and screams "ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO PARTY TONIGHT ARE WHAT!?"

Amy immediately starts mixing drinks for the roommates. Paying much attention to Logon and Michael.

"Do you wanna take a body shot" Amy asks in a teasingly fashion to Logon. Logon of course accepts and takes the shot off of her stomach, Amy moans in exstacy.

Brittany watches in excitement at this, Jackie notices from afar that her attention is more so on Amy rather then the guys.



----Meanwhile, Josh and Mikey are talking in their shared bedroom about their past and what they're doing in their life.

"Well, I have a girlfriend at home.. and I want to teach"........

Mikey is horrified when he hears that dreaded word..
"Girlfriend?", "Girlfriend?" "ahahahaha huuuuuuuuuuuuuuh"

Josh wonders what's so funny.

Confessional - Mikey

"This little boy thinks he can share a room with ME, while having a girl friend? Oh no booboo, I will have him by the end of this season. You'll see America.. YOU'LL SEE"

---Noelle is alone in the bathroom, staring into the vanity.

"You will get through this, Noelle", "You are a strong, beautiful woman" she chants alone.

She wonders how she will be able to survive this experience if she is already having problems with people on day one.

Confessional - Noelle

You don't understand, you DONT understand, I have a switch.. the bitch switch, and when it turns on, there is no turning it off... I will NOT jeopradize my mental well being by being in a house with a bunch of trifling hoes!


Logon yells "Who's joining me in the hot tub!" incredibly intoxicated, as he drops both shorts.. and boxers


Amy jumps in the hot tub with the intoxicated Logon and joins him. She then starts making out with him in the hot tub and takes off her top he is tonguing her back and starts licking her nipples.... Mikey walks outside and sees this and says "WELL Damn! Get a fucking room yah nasties" intoxicated Logon replies "Bro I am getting some pussy tonight calm down!" and Amy just ignores Mikey and starts to suck on Logon's neck.... Michael comes outside and says WOOT!!! dude bang that hoe tonight!

Noelle hears Michael say the word "hoe" And gets turned off and pissed! She pushes through the back door and starts yelling at Michael and says " Is that what you think of females!!! a hoe???!!! HUH?! I hate that fucking word! do not sit here and disrespect all women like that!" Michael responds "Get this ghetto black >>>>hoe<<< OUTTA my face!" Noelle then loses all respect and liking for him and opens her hand wide and swipes to slap him but Josh and Jackie immediately grabs Noelle and pulls her back. Michael responds " I wish that bitch would slap me"

Amy and Logon proceed out of the hot tub and goes in a room and shuts the door... *moans are heard*....................

Meanwhile Noelle is on the couch pissed and Josh and Jackie are trying to calm her down but she is really disappointed in the guy she kinda liked Michael and how he treated her.

Michael is pissed and Josh walks up to him and says "Dude you should really appologize for calling the ladies hoe because thats pretty disrespectful." Michael says "Look white boy I don't need your skinny artsy ass telling me shit! I have delt with bitches and hoes on the street and she aint nothing but another one" Josh chuckles in an sarcastic way and walks away.

Britney is really horny and although closeted she wants to join in on some fun! She thinks Amy is hot so she knocks on the door where Logon and Amy is and proceeds in where she joins them in sexual activity...................................

^Confessional- Jackie


It's only night one and there's already been a threesome. I'm from Miamii so this is nothing new to me, I just wish I could be involved in this fun life style...

Britney's moans can be heard loudly throughout the house.

^Confessional - Josh [/size]

So by now it's 2am and I'm trying to settle down, but I can hear Britney moaning from the other room very loudly. This is kind of uncomfortable. Maybe I signed up for the wrong show.. I just want to get to know Tokyo and this city's art and culture.


^Confessional - Noelle

Are you FUCKING kidding me? I can hear this whack ass bitch from the other room moaning like a damn hoe. I can't stand this shit, I'm going to go over there and let them know, that I need my beauty rest and I will NOT stand for this noise in the middle of the night!


Britney, Amy, and Logon are interrupted by a loud hard knocks on their door.

"Don't bother" moans Britney.

"Excuse me, Excuse ME!" yells Noelle. "I know you can hear me, can you quiet down in there?" exclaims Noelle
"Go away we're trying to have fun", yells Logan

^Confessional - Noelle
Fun? Fun....? BITCH I WILL SHOW YOU FUN!!


Noelle storms off into Logan's room, grabs his unpacked suitcase, and throws all of his belongings into the hot tub.

Michael see's Noelle putting all of Logons stuff in the Jaccuzzi.
Michael's Coffesional: I see that bitch putting the homies shit in the Jaccuzzi and that is just not cool so Ima have to help the homie out since I am ride or die and put that bitch in her place!"

Michael storms outside where Noelle is and starts yelling in her face! "BITCH WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NO GOOD HOE!" YOU JUST JEALOUS CUZ THE HOMIE AINT BONED YOU!" Noel's ghetto side comes out and she replies "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BEANER ASS BITCH BEFORE I CUT YO ASS"

Josh and Jackie run outside and try to break it up but Noelle and Michael are getting really close in eachothers face and the tension is rising!

Meanwhile Mikey who does not like Noelle nor Michael and is enjoying the drama is saying in his confessional: "I hate both those scums and I am going to stir it up some more!"

Mikey gos and tells Logon who just finished doing his business that Noelle threw his shit into the hot tub

Logon storms out toward the backyard like a bat out of hell and says "WTF did you do to my shit you Nigger Bitch!" Noelle responds "WTF DID YOU CALL ME BITCH!? WHAT BITCH! WHAT BICTH!" Josh and Jackie are struggling to break it all up as Noelle's voice gets more ENRAGDED as she keeps screaming "WTF DID YOU CALL ME BITCH! WHAT ASSHOLE!!!" Noelle is getting yelled at and screamed at by to dudes at the same time (Logan and Michael)

Britney,Amy, and Mikey all watch from the backdoor just looking at the drama unfold. While Jackie and Josh continue trying to break stuff up...

Logon finally says to Michael "bro lets be done with this hoe she aint shit and its getting late" Michael says yeah I know I am done with this shit!" Logon gathers his stuff out the hot tub and puts it in his suitcase and Logon and Michael turn away to leave... BUT angry Noelle screams "yeah keep walking you fucking jail bird beaner low life scum!" To Michael and Michael turns around and says WTF did you say you fucking bitch and rushes toward her like Chris on Rihanna!

Now the whole house including Amy and Britney and Mikey jump in to break him up because they know things are about to get violent! Logon screams "dude wait its not worth it!"

Jackie jumps in Michaels way to block him and Michael says to her "Move out the way you fat ugly broad" Jackie drops her head in sadness and moves and Michael grabs Noelle by the neck and throws her in the Jaccuzzi...

Noelle scream "AWWW NAWW!!! AWW NAWW!!! MA WEAVE IS BUSTED! MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BUSTED!"

"AWWW NAWW!!! AWW NAWW!!! MA WEAVE IS BUSTED! MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BUSTED!"

"AWWW NAWW!!! AWW NAWW!!! MA WEAVE IS BUSTED! MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BUSTED!"

"AWWW NAWW!!! AWW NAWW!!! MA WEAVE IS BUSTED! MY WEAVE IS FUCKING BUSTED!"

Echos throughout the house as everyone stares in bewilderment over the inncident that just occured the house.

Michael jumps on top of Noelle presumably ready to attack her. When the real world producers as well as all of the men in the house use all of their force to restrain him.

After about 10 minutes of struggling to get him in control, the producers and cast are finally to get Michael off of Noelle.

"I'm sorry but your behavior and violence is obviously not tolerated in this house, and we are forced to ask you to leave- says the producer as he interuppted by Noelle's screaming

"That's right, THAT'S RIGHT, THAT'S RIGHT." Screams Noelle in Michael's face waving her index finger at him.
"You think you know me? YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? MEET ME IN CHI-CA-GO, I WILL SHOW YOU HOW THIS BITCH GETS DOWN" Screams Noelle while booty poppin'

^Confessional- Jackie[/b]

We signed a contract before coming to this house, saying we could not get into a physical altercation with any of the housemates, I mean, it was the biggest part of the contract.. in bold letters. Common.. and for any man to put his hands on a woman, that's not a man at all.

Michael is escorted out of the house by the producers.

^Confessional - Michael
You think I give a fuck that I'm leaving? I don give a flyin fuck dat bitch got wat she deserved and mo an' she be sayin' meet her in chicago, nigga i will end yo life.

After the house is settled down, the cameras find Noelle in the bathroom crying with Jackie and her having a moment together.

"I just.. have never seen this much anger and hate from a person, I am a beautiful, woman with a calm soul, I am not an angry person" Noelle says in a rant. Jackie nods understanding her plea. "Honey, if you're worried that you've given the wrong impression, please don't worry. You are a good person, Michael was no good."

Noelle is taken about by Jackie's kindness.
"Thank you Jackie, I don't think you're fat. I wish you had put that damn beaner down"

An awkward silence

"Don't worry girl, I've got your back" says Noelle.

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EPISODE TWO

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Its morning and all the Roommates are up and about.

Noelle's confessional: Last night was some craziness! I got man handled by a sucker named Michael but guess what his ass is out the house!.

Logon checks his face book and sees a message from his pal Michael that reads "Dude even though I am not in the house no more I did take something from this experience and that is that I need lots of help! I can't keep ruining my life and cutting possible goals and once in a life time chances short! I need to get a hold of myself and I am rooting for you to go all the way and keep those hoes in check!-Michael"

Logon is sad that his guy friend in the house is gone and go's to the confessional!

Logon's Conefessional: I am stuck in a house with a fat broad that eats her feelings,A ghetto bitch,2 sluts,a fag,and an artsy weirdo! I just can't win! My only friend in the house who was like the only Testosterone in the house is now gone for giving this Ghetto hoe what she deserved and I am pissed.

Mean While Amy and Britney are layed out by the pool getting tans by the early sun chatting. Here is there Conversation

Amy: Damn girl I am sooo white right now and I need this fucking tan.

Britney: Me too girl I am pale as snow.

Amy: So um last night was hot huh?

Britney: Yeah you were my first experience with a girl.

Amy You were paying a lot more attention to me than Logon haha I appreciate it.

Britney: Ahaha no problem *Continues tanning*


Amy's Confessional: Britney is suspicious to me... In th bedroom I was the only one pleasing Logon while she was just 100% on me... hmmm Idk but I think she is bi at the least.

Logon's Confessional: That slut Britney is def a lesbo! The whole time Amy was the only girl fucking me all that bitch was doin was eating Amy out and tossing her salad. LESBO!

Jackie and Josh are both in the living room chatting about different cultures and places they have traveled until they see a black Limo pull up outside!

Jackie and Josh scream and call all the roomates "YOU GUYS THERE IS A LIMO OUT FRONT!!!!"

All the housemates rush to the front.

A tall french man steps out of the Limo decked out and looking sharp in a nice suit and tie.... He walks in the house with his luggage and Britney,Amy,and Noelle are all taken back by his stunning looks but he pays no attention to them at all.

"Hi I am Pier and I am your new roommate. I am a French model and I am very privileged" He said.

Logon reaches to shake Pier's hand and Pier snatched back and says "I do not shake hands" In his strong accent. Logon is like Woah...

Pier looks at Amy and Britney smiling at him and just roles his eyes. Amy and Britney smiles are now wiped off their faces.

Pier looks over at Jackie and Josh in disgust as if he was staring at to weirdos.

Pier's confessional: What a low group of people! They do not deserve to breathe the same air as me! That Obese girl is just disgusting! I mean how can you let yourself get that big?... Those other girls all look slutty and trampy and have no class obviously. That blonde guy cologne is obviously cheap and distasteful. and That Weirdo is weird. No one meets my standards.

Now Mikey is still Asleep and has missed the arrival of the new roomate and Noelle is pissed that Mikey is the one who told on her last night so plans out some revenge on him...

Noelle fills a pot with Ice cold bone chilling water. And then runs into his room where he is still sleep and pours it all on top of him!

Mikey screams "AHHHHHHHHH NAWWWWW WTF!!!! OMFG!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" He hops up out of his bed very angry and chases after Noelle screaming"BITCH IMA FUCK YOU UP! I WILL FUCK YO ASS UP!!!!" He grabs a knife enraged and starts flaling it around.

Pier jumps up and says "WTH is your problem you fat hippo!? do you think you are a female! Act like a gentlemen for godsakes."

Mikey replies"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

Pier responds " I am your worst nightmare fruity boy."

Noelle is taken back by Pier defending her and also notices his taste in clothing is inclined! She notices every designer he is wearing and she invites him out on the town for some drinks.

Noelle: Want to grab some drinks tonight at this tokyo bar?

Pier:Perhaps

Noelle: I love your taste in clothes... I am a model as well you know...

Pier: *sarcastic chuckle* I will be ready at 7pm tonight. *walks off*

While Pier and Noelle get ready Josh is on the phone with his girlfriend, Nina. They have been together for 7 months.

Nina: Babe, I have to tell you something, and Im not proud of it.

Josh: Huh?? What the hell did you do! Did you cheat on me???

Nina: We didn't have sex! It was all a mistake and I kissed him!!! I take full responsibi-

Josh: NINA!! Don't give me that shit you whore. I am gone for two days and you do THIS??

Nina: I...

Josh: God Damnit. *hangs up phone*

Josh is about to punch the wall when he hears a knock on the door. It's Britney.

Josh: Can I help you?

Britney: I just want to know what's wrong. I heard lots of yelling from here. and you have been pretty quiet.

Josh: It's my girlfriend. She just confessed to her ho-ish tendecies. I didn't think she would turn out like you?

Britney: What the fuck do you mean like me? I come in here trying to help and you're going to fucking insult me? Fuck you.

*Britney storms out of the room and slams the door*


^Confessional - Pier

So I am goin to ze resturante with ze tacky black female to have drankz.

^Confessional - Noelle

A new room mate has arrived to replace the jailbird, and he's a model. He's someone on my level. So I take the initiative out of the room mates to make him feel.. welcomed.
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-At the "Date"-

"So where are you from?" asks Noelle. "Vell, I am not Emerican az Yu kan zee, I was born and raized in how yu say in Ernerica... ahh 'Paris, France' Explains Pier. Noelle is having a difficult time understanding what he's trying to say through his very thick accent.

She stares into his eyes.

"You're a very attractive young man, you should model" Pier gives her a snarling look, Noelle continues" You know, I'm a fashion designer, and I'd love for you to model for me"
He gives her an awkward look then burts into laughter.
"Hahahahoohoho! Yu think I voud vork vor yu? I am Pier Pieree!, I am von of France's most famous models, yu think i vould lower myself vor you?"

He gets up and storms off. Noelle is completely stunned by his frankness, and is left alone with the bill.

^Confessional - Noelle

*crying and weeping*





-Back at the House-
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"I think I'll stay in guys..." says Jackie. "Aww Jackie come onnn" Says Amy trying to convince her to get out of the house. "I'm so over this humdrum drama, I wanna have fun" explains Amy.

^Confessional - Amy

I can tell that Jackie really isn't shy, and I wanna help her break out of her shell, you know? I mean, I was raised very by the book with my extremely strict Chinese parents. So I know what it's like to have boundaries on your personality.

"Come on, lets doll you up" Amy says as she grabs Jackie's hand and brings her to the bathroom vanity.

"Lets make you look pretty"


Meanwhile, in Josh and Mikey's room.

"I just can't believe it, I just can't believe it." We've been together since high school, how could things happen this way? I've been gone for 2 days, and she kisses another guy? I'm just so hurt"

^Confessional - Josh

Me and my girlfriend are having problems already, and it's making me question the value of our relationship.. Maybe.. I love her more then she loves me?

"ahahahaha huuuuuuuuuuh" laughs Mikey "You will be mine" he mumbles under his breath.

Britney is Angry that Josh refered to her as a hoe so she starts pacing back and forth pissed and enraged infront of Jackie. Britney tells Jackie "I can not stand that skinny weirdo! HE IS SUCH AN ASS!"

Jackie replies "Hey don't say things about him like that!"

Britney"WHAT YOUR ON HIS SIDE NOW?!"

Jackie "Well he is my friend I do not appreciate you talking about him that way."

Noelle and Pier get back from their date and Noelle hears the comotion between Jackie and Britney! So she goes in the room and watches.

Britney "WELL YOU FRIEND IS AN ASSHOLE! GET IT ASSHOLE!"

Jackie " You are a mean woman you know that Britney?"

Britney" Oh wait why am I talking to a fat hideous whale bitch in the first place??!"

Noelle screams "NO JACKIE DO NOT SIT THERE AND TAKE THAT GIRLFRIEND! HIT HER! HIT HER! HIT HER!!!.HIT THAT BLONDE BITCH!

Jackie is sick of being called names and just gets angry! "This is the last straw" she says and she jumps over the couch and attacks Britney chocking and scratching her.



The whole house is stunned that Jackie is actually beating a bitches ass and they all jump in to get her off....

Josh successfully gets Jackie off and pulls her away...

Josh looks in Jackie's eyes and says "Why? Why? I do not want you to go home Jackie WHY!"

Jackie looked back at him with tearful eyes and said "I did this for you... I was defending you"

Josh looks at Jackie with passion as thr producers take her away... His heart sinks and he grows feelings for her.

1 WEEK LATER

The house is quiet and Josh is lonely... Jackie has been kicked out of the house for a week now. and Josh is sitting on the couch twittling his thumbs.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
KNOCK KNOCK on the door.........

Josh answers........ AND ITS JACKIE!

He leaps into her arms and hugs her!

Jackie had just left for a while to get some therapy and relax in a seperate hotel since the Producer's felt her actions were a slip up of her holding in emtions and she was not a violent threat like Michael.

^Confessional - Jackie.

So I came back to the house today, and Josh was more then happy to see me. I'm really upset about losing control over myself. And I know for a fact that I am going to be the target of insults soon enough.


"So how was it?" asked Josh. "Well, I'm never going to act that way again, violence is never the answer" explains Jackie.

Mikey approaches them
"Well, well, WELL" he says, eyeing her up and down. "If it isn't miss bleached Monique?! ahahahaha huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" taunts Mikey.

^Confessional - Mikey

I don't like that bitch, I don't like that btich, I don't like that bitch

"Common man, she just got back, leave her alone!" defends Josh, Jackie's spirit is broken, and she simply looks down.

^Confessional - Britney
So, like, I hear what I thought was one of Japan's Valcanos erupting, and it turns out just to be that ugly bitch Jackie.
I haven't really done that much bitching in this house, but I am NOT happy to see her.


"Ew" says Britney. Noelle and Logan enter the room. "What are YOU doing here?" asks Britney.

"Hi Britney" says Jackie, intimidated. "Britney back off! Leave her alone!" exclaims Josh. "Whatever, one person's trash is another's treasure, just try not to eat all the food, bitch" Britney says, storming off into her room

The rest of the room mates welcome back Jackie. Though Logon is less then enthusiastic about her return.

^Confessional - Logon.

FUCK man, I can't get a break, I was hoping they'd get rid of her and bring in a super model or something. Whatever man, whatever.



Amy and Pier enter Britney's room.

"Madamoiselle, vat iz vrong?" wonders Pier.
"Are you like, dumb? I don't like her!" Britney says in an agitated voice. "oh ho ho ho!" laughs Pier. "What's so funny?" snaps back Britney.
"Yu are scared of ze gorrila, ye?" He asks with a wide grin. "No idiot, she only got to me because she attacked me when I was least expecting it. If the damn moose wants to fight me fairly that bitch is gonna be torn"

"I don't think you should fight.." says Amy. An awkward silence halts the conversation.

"well... I'm going to go get a drink, I'll be in the hot tub alone, if you need me.." says Amy. She kisses Britney on the cheeck and proceeds to the liquor cabnit. Britney's face reddens as she watches Amy stroll off.

Pier begins to laugh again "oh ho ho ho!"

^Confessional - Pier

I kno she iz a lezbiana, i vork vit dem all of de time, i can zpot von vrom a mile away, oh ho ho!

Noelle notices that Jackie is feeling a bit down so she decides to help her out a great deal! Noelle calls Amy over and says "Girl lets give Jackie a MAKE OEVER and make her feel great! I know fashion and you obviously know make up so lets make her look stunning!" Amy replied "That is a great idea"

Noelle and Amy approached and Jackie and said "We want to give you a new loook homegirl! Something DIFFERENT!" Jackie responded "Sure that'd be great"...

So Noelle and Amy went to work on Jackie and wo hours later Jackie went from this TO THIS



Jackie was shocked by her new look and she loved it!

Josh on the other hand saw Jackie and he saw her beauty and her so happy! He remembered that girl he talked to on night one who was down and quiet off into the corner and he realized this wasn't the same girl! She Transformed in his eyes....

Josh approached the new Jackie and said to her in a soft voice "Come to my room" She was kind of nervous but proceeded in his room..................................

The door shut..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

And moans were heard.

LOUDER THAN BRITNEY'S MOANS. JACKIE WAS SCREAMING LIKE SHE WAS DYING!

Noelle's Confessional: She is my friend,She is my friend,She is my friend, I can not slap this bitch because she is my friend! But I really want to slap her! SHE IS SOOO LOUD! Noelle needs her beauty sleep! AHHHHHHH!!!

Amy Confessional: Damn girl! is Josh that good? If Jackie is screaming like that then I want to try him next !

Britney Confessional:That fucking whale sounds like a dying elephant!

Pier and Logon Confessional together: I can not believe the dude is fucking that beast! Yah Iz canznot belivez he eez dowing ze fot well.

Mikey Confessional: THE BITCH IS ANNOYING! I CAN NOT FUCKING STAND THIS NOISE! DAMN BITCH STUFF SOME DAMN CHEESEBURGERS DOWN YAH THROAT AND MAYBE THAT WILL SHUT YO LOUD ASS UP!!!! I AM TRYING TO GO TO SLEEP PLEASE!

THE NEXT DAY

Logon and Pier were cracking up laughing at Josh since he slept with Jackie and poking fun at him.. They asked him many questions like why did you do it with her? How are you attracted to her? and Josh replied

"It is the inner beauty dudes! I like her for her! Maybe she is a better woman than any sleezy skanks you two stuck your infested cocks in! I think she is not a bad looking girl and her personality makes her look gorgeous! Maybe you should get to know her before making fun... Oh and Btw her pussy was good and tight"

Logon and Pier looked at each other and dropped their heads as if Josh got them told.

1 Week later 1:00 AM

Jackie ran to the bathroom and vomitted everywhere. Noelle and Amy ran after her and helped her out by holding her hair back and rubbing her back as she barfed.

Britney Confessional: I am woke but this at whale barfing and like having an asthma attack and its gross! EW!.

Noelle asked Jackie if she needed to go to the hospital and Jackie said "Yes Please" Amy and Noelle drove Jackie to the hospital.

1 hour later

Josh paces Around the house in fear for his new girlfriend Jackie and then the house phone rings!.... Josh rushes to it and picks up! Its Noelle and she tells Josh "Congrats! Your going to be a Daddy" Josh drops the house phone with his mouth wide open

^Confessional- Josh

I just got a phone call that Jackie is pregnant..I didn't even officially break up with Nina... what have I done? What have i done......
I'm going to call her and let her know what is going on.


Josh paces around the house, back and forth, back and forth.

Mikey then follows after him and sits him down.

"I know you don't like me, but I'm here for you." says Mikey, giving him eye contact to let him know he sincerely means it.
"Mikey.. not now" Josh says, but is quickly interrupted by Mikey hugging him close and tightly. Finally Josh lets his guard down and begins to cry into Mikey's shoulder.

"She's pregnant man!, she's pregnant!" yells josh, sobbing uncontrolablely. Mikey stares at him for a moment, and tells him "It's going to be ok, it's going to be ok".

^Confessional- Mikey.

I'm not gonna let this happen to my booboo, I'm going to make the bitch get an abortion.

"I have to make a phone call" Mikey says, letting go of Josh and leaving him alone in his room.


-At the Hospital-

Jackie is completely stunned

^Confessional - Jackie

I can't believe that I just heard the news that I'm pregnant. How do I explain this to my family at home? I how do I live with myself? I came here to live and learn, and I've completely embarassed myself and my family.

"The results aren't 100% conclusive, there is a possiblitiy that the results aren't correct." Jackie's eyes widen. The doctor continues"Do you have any idea whenn your next period is?"

Amy's cell phone recieves a text from Mikey

"CALL ME NOW, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU"

"Excuse me, I'll be just a minute". Amy shows the text message to Noelle. Noelle nods and they both step outside.

"Hello" Amy whispers into her phone.
"Yes, HELLO?" shouts Mikey.
"Mikey, I can't talk right now, we're in the hospital, what do you need"
"Uh-oh, excuse me! But I have some very important news to tell you!"
"OKAY JUST MAKE IT QUICK" amy loses her patience and snaps at Mikey.
"Josh, is NOT okay, he is losing it, walking around like a damn fool. I'm scared for his well being"
"Mikey, thank you, but right now i'm alot more worried about Jackie"

Amy hangs up.

Back inside of the room. "Jackie, if your period is in 4 days, like you say it is, then it could be possible that you aren't pregnant." The doctor explains. Jackie simply nods. "There are also other options. If you want to terminate the pregnancy, we can set you up an appointment for you." Jackie screams, "NO"

"Come on hon, let's take you home" says Noelle.

As they arrive, Mikey explain that everyone is asleep.

The next morning.

Jackie is heard screaming.

^Confessional- Britney
I don't even think she's preggo, I bet the doctor just confused her fat with a baby bump. So pathetic.

Jackie woke up and screamed and all the roomates ran to her room to see what was up.

Noelle: "are you okay Jackie"
Mikey:"Bitch What's wrong?"
Jackie: "My period started! So I guess I'm not pregnant after all"

Josh dropped down to the floor with his hand over his heart in relief!

Josh's Confessional: Thank Goodness that Jackie is not pregnant. Now we can continue on just being really really cool friends.

The next day
Amy is really determined to try every boy in the house.

Amy's Confessional: I want a guy fuck list! I already did Logon and honestly he was not that great! It sucked and I faked it... But you know who I want to fuck next? Yep thats right! Josh! If he had a girl screaming that loud on her first time (and trust me first times are not that great and can be painful) Then he is Mr. Orgasm and I need a taste of him... After him then that hot sexy Frenchman Pier is next on my list

Meanwhile Josh is sitting on the couch eating some popcorn and Amy ran up to him and snuggled up underneath his Arm.. Josh looked around with an *Um wtf this is random* type of look on his face but he just rolled with it... Amy then whispered to him"You know I thought you were hot the first time I saw you right?" And Josh was like "Interesting well your not bad looking yourself! I actually like the Asian persuasian"

Jackie was looking from the corner of the hallway the whole time this was going on and her head dropped in sadness.

Jackie's Confessional: I am hurt because I see Amy flirting with Josh and she was supposed to be my friend.. She knows I really like him and we had some strong chemistry... and maybe Josh does not have as much liking torward me as I do for him... Her head dropped and tears rolled down her cheeks....

Jackie then went to Noelle's room and said "I really think that me and Josh are not really clicking anymore.. + he is hugged up with Amy. Noelle responded "Oh really... Well Amy is Amy and she is a flirt. PLUS we can find you another guy and a jiffy with your new make over homegirl! A matter of fact let me get you dressed up and lets go out for your first drink hun" Jackie's face lit up with a smile.

Amy notices that Noelle and Jackie are getting ready to go out. But comes up with the idea that everyone in the house should go to the club together.

After asking all of the roomates, they all agree except pier to go out.

^Confessional - Pier

I can not ve seen out on zee prowl in de club, i vill not ve zeen vith theez low livez


-They enter the club "Kunichiwa Bitches"-

They all dance and are having a good time, soon enough the room mates begin to drink more and more.

Logon in particular is incredibly drunk.

They leave the club and are walking home, but Britney is having a difficult time walking.

"I can not see, I can't see!" Britney wails. "I'll help her up" says Jackie.
"No, NO no! DON'T TOUCH ME, I DONT TOUCH UGLY" she screams. Britney tumbles to the ground. Jackie at this point doesn't care, and carries on walking. Logon grabs Britney and carries her.

Eventually they arrive home.


Logon carries Britney to her bed. and kisses her good night. As he is leaving the room, she whispers "don't go". He climbs into bed with her, to begin a night of passion.

moans are heard through the house... yet again.

Confessional - Pier

Diz iz vhy i do not talk to deez inferiors. dey do not know how to live!


^Confessional - Noelle.
You have got to be fucking kidding me. We come home from the club, having a good time, and now this bitch wants to do this? FUCK NO. I've had it, I'VE HAD IT.

Noelle storms off to go bang on Britney's room door. But is stopped by Mikey.

"GET OUT OF MY WAY" she yells at Mikey.
"make me bitch! MAKE ME" he screams back at her.
"why the fuck are you in my way?" Noelle asks, "beCAUSE, all you be doin is cauing commotion, making a rucus, i am tired of it, i am TIRED GOD DAMNT, TIRED!!!" Mikey screams.

Noelle at this point doesn't have the energy to fight, so she retires to her bed room.

-in the telephone booth-

Josh is having a conversation with his girlfriend.
"hello?" answers Nina.
"Baaaaaaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeee, I'm so fuckeddd upp" slurs Josh, "
Josh, are you calling me just to make fun of me for being home, and you're having such a good time?!" Nina asks agitated. "hahaha noooooo, i'm calling to tell YOU, that i dont want you anymore, i'm OVER THIS."

on the telephone booth window Amy knocks, blowing Josh a kiss.

"baby what are you talking about? don't do th- Nina is cut off by Josh hanging up on her.

He leaves the telephone booth, him and Amy begin to kiss passionately for a moment. "i thought you'd never get off the phone" she whispers into his ear.

"I'm ready baby" he whispers, and carries her into the confessional room.

Now Britney's moans aren't the only moans that can be heard.

END EPISODE

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EPISODE THREE

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The next day

Logon wakes up in the bed with Britney who is still asleep and hops into his confessional.

Logon's Confessional: Dam dude! hat Britney is a FUH-REAK! I thought she was a lesbo but dude after last night I guess not.... I guess not....

Amy wakes up in the bed with Josh who is still sleeping and she hopped into her confessional.

Amy's Confessional: WOW he is the best fuck so far in the house and his you know what is huge! Yes he is packing! Better than Logon will ever be. Josh rocked my world literally.

Meanwhile

Noelle is sick of the Drama between her and Mikey. She think since they are the only two African Americans in the house they she bond more better and click up more than they have been.

Noelle's Confessional: I have to many enemies in this house and I mean thats okay because I am a 5 star bitch and they are all just jealous and want to be me but I feel like Mikey is the only other Negro in the house beside me and we should be like buddies....

Noelle invites Mikey to Breakfast and he accepts.

While Noelle and Mikey get ready

Logon is feeling on the top of his game since he bagged two girls in the house and Amy is feeling on top of her game as well since she bagged three guys.

Logon's Confessional: I banged Britney and Amy and boy am I proud of myself! I am just missing one more slut and thats Noelle! I hate her but I still will fuck her brains out! and OMG will my dude Michael that I talk to over face book be proud and surprised if I tell him a boned all these hoes!.

Amy's Confessional: I got to taste two guys in the house and there is only on more guy on my list to check off an thats o so sexy Pier! He is my next victim to sleep with

On the other hand

Jackie is packing her bags for a quick leave.

Jackie's confessional: I will be back soon America! I am just going away for a while to visit my brother because I am part Jewish and he is having his Bar Mitzvah so I have to attend it.

The whole house including Josh hugged Jackie goodbye and Josh was surprised that Jackie seemed not that interested in him anymore.

"BYE JACKIE SEE YOU SOON" The whole cast yelled.

Josh's Confessional: WOW Jackie has moved on! Thats awesome! Jackie is glowing and it is clear that she does not need me anymore! IDK what Noelle said to her but wow she is more confident and she seems like she will meet other guys soon! I am glad I could be Jackie's first and be that stepping stone for her.

Noelle and Mikey at breakfast

Mikey: "So what's up bitch?"

Noelle:"UM rude... Anyways I really think we got off on the wrong foot."

Mikey:"Yah we did so WHAT! next....... Um waiter can I have some more syrup!"

Noelle: "Well since we are both the only two blacks in the house I feel that we should be getting along more"

Mikey: " *chews sausage.....* Explain."

Noelle:Well look we are both bitches and we both have that bitch switch,We both hated Michael and liked him at fist,We are both black,We both are 5 star bitches.

Mikey: "Girl you got that right! *Slurps orange juice* I think we can make a deal"

Noelle: "Sure what do you insist? *Cuts into ham and eggs*"

Mikey: " chews food and talks while eating at the same time* Well! We can have each other back and become a dangerous duo! and be the bitches of the house together IF........."

Noelle: "If what?"

Mikey: "If you help me get my man... Josh!"

Noelle:"DEAL"

Mikey: "DEAL"

Back at the house

Amy approaches Pier with a skimpy outfit hoping to catch his attention! Amy bends over infront him but Pier is really uninterested and it shows. Amy then gets offended and yells "DAMN YOU HAVE A HOT BITCH IN FRONT OF YOU! ARE YOU GAY!" Pier responds "Nah Zi um not zegay Zi um jus not zetracted to asleezy slot zike you!!!!" Amy screamed "Sleazy SLUT HUH?!" Pier replied "Zes asleezy slot! and zu are tasteless and unclassy! Now ezcusemy! zu du not deserve zoo breeeve my air!"

Amy was left looking confused.



^Confessional - Amy

I was rejected? Me? HA! I'm going to get Pier. He's so cute.

Amy goes to her shared room with Britney


"Britney, had fun last night?" Amy asks tauntingly. Britney gives her a smile, "Just as much as you did slut!" They share laughter.

"Britney, you know, Pier is kind of cute." Amy says. "You're not his type, trust me" Britney says bluntly. Amy gestures at her body "Look at me, how can I NOT be his type?". "No it's not that, it's just, NONE of us are his type" Amy's eyes widen. "You think Pier is gay?!" Britney nods. "I mean who wouldn't want you.. you're so hot". "Loves it" says Amy as she cheerfully walks to the confessional room.

^Confessional - Amy

So I just found out that Pier is gay, and I'm not so sure if I should believe it or not, I mean this is coming from Bi-Britney. But I guess she might know a thing or two about it.


-The girls enter Pier and Logon's room-


Logon already can tell there is trouble approaching, so he quickly exits the room.

^Confessional - Logon[/color]

Amy and Britney come into the room with these big smiles on their faces, so I get the fuck out of there as fast as I can.

Amy and Britney sit down on Pier's bed, sporting a huge smile.
Pier eye's them suspicously.

"Vat iz et?" he asks. "We know" says Brtieny. "Know vat?" he asks again. " It's okay, you don't have to be shy, it's no wonder you couldn't handle me" says Amy, as she reaches over to give him a big hug. Pier pulls away "I do not touch FILTH!" Pier shrieks. Britney and Amy giggle. "You're so cute, we're going to hook you up with Mikey" Britney says, and they both leave the room

^Confessional - Pier

I do not undestand vhat just haveenned.


Noelle and Mikey now return from their morning and afternoon out.

Noelle now decides that it is time to follow up of her side of the deal with Mikey so she enters Joshs room.

Noelle: "Josh I really need you to do me a favor"
Josh:"What yeah sure?"
Noelle:"Ima pay you 50 bucks if you invite Mikey to dinner"
Josh: "Who do you take me for?"
Noelle:"I will buy you tickets to the Japanese Anime art show then"
Josh: "DEAL!"

Josh asks Mikey out and Mikey gets really excited and happy.

Mikey's Confessional: HALLELUJA! I AM AMAZING!!!! I TOLD YOU I WOULD TURN HIM OUT AMERICAN I TOLD YOU!!!! MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!!! WOOT WOOT!.

On the other hand

Logon is determined to get inside of Noelles house of dereon and write all the details to of it to Michael.

Logon walks in front of Noelle and slaps her butt and she says to him "WTF is your problem you tired ragedy ass bitch! DUMB ASS" Logon eases off and is like "Hey my bad and then he winks"

Noelle is actually on her way to speak with a Japanese Model to for her clothing line named Hai Jun Sin. Noelle drives to meet Hai Jun Sin. and picks her up and she begins to talk to her while she is in the car

Noelle: So you are going to be a great addition to my fashion line! Hai Jun Sin I just no it!

Hai Jun Sin: "ÙÙÖÝ»°ÙÙÖÝ»°ÙÙÖÝ»°

Noelle: You have the most amazingly bone structure

Hai Jun Sin:ÙÙÖÝ»°

Noelle brings Hai Jun Sin in the house to do business with her... Pier Notices Hai Jun Sin's beauty and model potential! and he approaches Hai Jun Sin and says "Zwy are you zworking zwith zis HORRIBLE wannabe designer zwith zo taste!!!" Noelle replies "Uh Oh excuse me! stop trying to persuade my model to leave my fashion line!" Pier responds "She iz obviously being brain zee washed by zu zebetch!" Noelle gets pissed and then starts to point in Piers face and says "BITCH LEAVE MY MODEL THE FUCK ALONE!"

Mikey then hears Noelle in distress and must stay loyal to their deal and he runs in the room with a hanger in his hand swinging at Pier screaming "BITCH DO NOT FUCK WITH US! WE ARE REAL BITCHES WE ARE REAL BITCHES YOU FRENCH FAGGOT! WE CAN NOT EVEN HEAR A WORD YOUR SAYING DUMB ASS" Noelle also was yelling at the same time saying this "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE MY MODEL THE FUCK ALONE BITCH! BUT YAH JUST KEEP UP TAUNTING ME! YOU KEEP ON TAUNTING ME!!!"

Together Noelle and Mikey sounded like this "AKSJDENJHUJLG5JUGT5KG4JKLGTMKLFR3TR5TR5JKQ34T45JKO5JI4Y6JIHYKOG6KL65HY7OI7HYUU5HJEHY75KLKLMKLHY76E6GTJKL6GT4JKLT45IOT45Y6IOI5Y7JIOU7IOPU7OP75UOPOPKY6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pier was fearing for his life as a hanger and a finger was waving in his face.
Hai Jun Sin just ened up leaving because of the drama. and Noelle noticed that Hai Jun Sin left and got more pissed and start screaming "BITCH YOU MADE MY MODEL LEAVE!!! ASSHOLE I WILL CUT YO ASS NOW! I WILL CUT YO ASS! MIKEY HOLD MY EARINGS HOLD MY EARINGS!!!!"
Mikey also screamed "YOU DON FUCKED UP NOW!!!!"

Pier's confessional "I am getting attacked by ze beach and ze gorilla! ZELP! ZELP! ZELP!"

Pier is actually feeling defeated after being yelled at by Mikey and Noelle.

He goes to his room alone.

Noelle steps into his door way.

"And ya aint that cute bitch, YA UGLY" she yells then diva walks away.




-In Mikey and Josh's room-

"So, are we going to that anime convention together tonight?" Mikey asks with a glint in his eye. "Oh yeah sure, I got us both tickets, I didn't know you'd be into anime" replies Josh. " Of course I am" lies Mikey.

They get dressed and leave the house. Noelle gives Mikey a wink and strolls off.

^Confessional - Britney
So I just heard that Pier was bitched at by Noelle and Mikey, and Noelle thinks she's all tough but she does not want to mess with me. I will show her what a REAL white bitch can do.



-Noelle's room-

Britney and Amy enter Noelle's room.

"Can I help you?" Noelle snaps. "Yes, yes you can." snarls Britney, she continues "Who the hell do you think you are -" she is interrupted by Noelle. "WHO AM I? I AM NOELLE, BITCH, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU" she screams. "Bitch i am BRITNEY, you dont know me, where I'm from you scream all you want but bitch i will KNOCK you out" she gets in Noelle's face." I know you BETTA STEP OFF, DO NOT GET IN MY FACE, YOU NASTY SHIT". "shut up NOELLE, YOU'RE ALL BARK AND NO BTIE BITCH. MEET ME IN L.A, I WILL PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY. screams Britney

^Confessional - Noelle

I do NOT LIKE THIS BITCH, WE'RE ABOUT TO GET INTO IT.


"BITCH YOU WANT TO START?!" Noelle begins to inch closer to Britney. Amy comes running to halt the fight. "GUYS STOP " yells Amy, desperately trying to stop this drama. "She can scream all she wants SHE'S ONLY HERE BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK" screams Britney. "And YOU'RE HERE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE A CLOSET DYKE" Noelle shoves Britney "I CAN'T STAND TRASHED UP WHITE BITCHES LIKE YOU"

^Confessional - Logon

Here.. we go, again

While Noelle and Britney are bitching each other out lets check in on Mikey and Joshs fake date.

Mikey is looking at the Anime in disgust and he is not understanding wtf he is seeing.

Mikey Confessional: WTF is this shit! I do not get how he is into this crap. THIS SHIT IS POO POO! POO POO TONIGHT!"

Josh is enjoying all of the Anima art and he notices that Mikey is snuggling on his arm so he shakes Mikey off and Mikey gets offended. Josh then sees a hot asian chick and decides to approach her and leaves Mikey alone.

Mikey Confessional: WTF Why am I being left here?! WTF I thought this was OUR date!! OUR DATE!!! I don't wanna talk to noooooooooooooobody right now."

Josh ends up flirting hardcore with the hot Asian chick and Mikey notices it and gets extremely Jealous. and pissed and storms off out of the show as he walks away he says "Get the fucking camera outta my face!"

Josh sees Mikey leaving and just shrugs his shoulders and continues talking to the hot asian chick.

Mikey is in the Limo back to the house drenched in tears crying " I AM HURT! I AM FUCKING HURT AND I FEEL LIKE JOSH JUST TOYED WITH MY EMOTIONS!"

Back at the house

Noelle and Britney are still arguing an inch close to each others face and Noelle screams "BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE" Birtney then grabs a glass and throws it and Noelle and Noelle screams "Oh no this bitch DID NOT" and throws back a bowl and then Britney throws back a teapot and Noelle throws back a pot! Poor Amy has to dodge it and screams "BITCHES STOP IT! STOP IT PLEASE"

Noelle is still screaming at Britney and vise versa UNTIL Logon walks up and grabs Noelle and sticks his tongue down her throat and she starts saying "MMMMM MMMM MMM MMMM" Britney and Amy are looking like OMFG and Britney gets extremely jealous and screams "FUCK YOU LOGON" Logon then swipes Noelle off of her feet and carries her into his room and puts the middle finger up to Britney .

THE DOOR SHUTS. but no moans are heard.

Mikey bursts into the house crying and screams WHERE IS NOELLE!!!!!! Amy replies "oh she is fucking Logon" and then Mikey starts crying even more and runs into his bedroom and shuts his door weeping and cutting himself.

....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Logon's screams are heard! and then Noelle opens the door and model walks out. Amy and Britney run into Logons room to see whta happened and he was on the floor with a red face holding his sack and he was screaming "THE BITCH KICKED ME IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!"

Amy and Britney then starts bursting into laughter.


Noelle walks into Mikey's bathroom.

She can hear the sobbing coming from the other side. She walks closer to find Mikey in the bath tub in a puddle of his own blood and razor cuts.

Confessional - Noelle.

*shakes her head in utter disappointment*

"Oh no.. oh NO NO NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" yells Noelle. " I GOT YOUR BLOOD ON MY NEW GUCCI SHOES, BITCH!" screams Noelle at Mikey. "Can one of ya'll producers remove him? He's making a mess" explains Noelle.

The producers take Mikey to the hospital.

meanwhile, Logon has decided that he is sick of these girls at the house and decides to go to the club, Amy accompanies him.


-At "Kunichiwa Biches"-

Logon and Amy dance together flirtly. Amy catches glimpse of another guy and gravitates towards him.

However she pauses

^Confessional - Amy

Suddenly it hit me like a big yellow school bus. I've been a total slut this whole time, and I need to change up my act. So, I decide to leave.

Amy leaves Logon and goes back to the house.

-Amy's room-

Britney enters.

"Honey, what's wrong?" asks Britney. " I think I'm an ugly person, on the inside" she explains
Britney holds her hand, "that's not true, that's not true!"
"Britney, you're such a good friend, I love you." Amy kisses Britney on the cheek. They stare into each other's eyes.


^Confessional - Amy

Am I... really doing this?

^Confessional - Britney

*licks lips*

They begin to kiss, and retire into bed, together

END EPISODE

[DAViE]

EPISODE FOUR

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Josh comes back home to discover that Mikey is not there and is wondering where he went.

Josh "NOELLE WHERE IS MIKEY!!!?"

Noelle comes into the room and says "Were you thinking about that when you crushed the poor chiles heart?"

Josh "WTF I was just talking to this hot chick"

Noelle "You were supposed to at least pretend to be interested in him! That is what I payed you FOR!!!!"

Josh " Dangit"

All this time Britney is ease dropping and she hears everything Josh and Noelle is saying!

Britney Confessional: AHAHAHAHAH! The Bitch will prevail! just heard Noelle say that she PAYED Josh to date Mikey! and guess what! I am going to black mail her with this information! I just do not know how to black mail her with it.....

Britney walks into a room with Amy and Logon and Pier all chilling around. She looks into Amy eyes and Amy stares back as if they were thinking *You know what we did last night* and they chuckled at each other in a flirty way. Anyways Britney sat down and locked the door and she told the gang

"LOOK! You guys I got some dirt on that bitch Noelle"

Pier: " ZES! ZES! ZES! I hate zat beach!"

Logon: "Please do tell"

Britney" She payed Josh to date Mikey and led Mikey to believe that Joshy really liked him when in fact Josh was not thinking about him and started flirting with this hot asian chick which broke his heart and now he is in the hospital on suicide watch!"

Amy: "OMG this is all Noelle's fault!"

Britney: "Yep! but I really need to find away to black mail her!"

Logon "I got it!!! I have been wanting to fuck her so I can dish all the dirty details to the homie Michael and I can exploit her for the ghetto slut she really is!"

Britney: "Hmmm so you want to embarrass her and violate her?"

Logon:"YES!! and I want to hate fuck her! So look! Just tell her that if she has sex with me then you will not tell Mikey she payed Josh!"

Britney: "AWESOME"

15 minutes later

Britney calls Noelle in her room and tells her she knows everything and Noelle gets shocked and scared that Britney is going to tell on her... Britney explains that if she has sex with Logon then she will not tell and Noelle does not know what to do!

Noelle confessional: "I feel like I am prostituting myself for this evil bitch to keep my secret! but I am going to have to do it I really need to keep this under wraps because if she tells Mikey then he may really get depressed!"

Noelle enters Logons room and says "Lets do this" and Logon is like "HELL YEAH" The door then shuts and moans I heard.

Mean while.........

Britney is feeling very evil and victorious!

Britney's confessional" I told her that I wouldn't tell if she did it with Logon but guess what.... I am going to tell anyways! BECAUSE THATS THE KIND OF BITCH I AM!"

Britney gets on the phone and calls the hospital and the hospital answers.

"Tokyo General Hospital speaking!"
Britney: "HI can I have room 1314?"
"Sure one sec let us transfer you"
Britney:"Hello Mikey?"
Mikey:" Yes *In a sickly voice*"
Britney:"Guess what! Josh never liked you! He actually thinks your disgusting and would never date you! He only took you out because your so called friend Noelle payed him to!!!!"

Mikey does not respond and there is pure silence on the other end of the phone......

^Confessional - Britney

I have now been crowned, queen bitch of the house. *evil smile* muhahaha



-The next day-



Noelle exits Logon's room in shame and disgust with herself.

She goes to her room to cry alone.

Mikey comes home.

"Hey everyone, can we have a house meeting" he calls for everyone.

All of the room mates sit around the coffee table.

"I don't want to end this on a bad note" says Mikey, Josh's eyes widen. he asks "are you alright?". "Physically, yes. Mentally, no, emotionally, no.", Mikey continues. "I can not and will not stay in this house any longer. This house has become something that is destroying my character and well being." explains Mikey. Noelle begins to cry realizing she has done a sexual deed for no reason.
Mikey simply stares at her and says nothing.

^Confessional - Britney

One down, one to go. MUHAHAHA. This couldn't be going any more perfect!


"I've already got my bags packed. And my plan leaves in an hour" he continues "I can't say that I was the nicest, or the best room mate in this house, but I did learn one thing from all of you - I will never ever degrade myself by putting myself in a situation like this EVER again. Fuck you all, and may you all rot in hell, especially YOU Josh."


Mikey exits.

^Confessional - Mikey.

So I'm leaving, yes America, I am LEAVING. I don't like these people, i dont know why i signed up for this. This was a waste of my time, energy and everything in between. FUCK MY ROOM MATES, FUCK YOU ALL. Britney was the only real ass bitch in that mother fucking house. She kept it real from beginning to end.

Mikey is gone now which leave 7 roomates.

But what the roomates do not know is that there is another roomate on their way!

Britney and Logon begin to speak with each other

Britney:"So when re you going to expose that Bitch to Michael?"
Logon:"I will soon I have to collect my thoughts"
Britney:"How was it anyway?"
Logon:"Terrible! The bitch pussy stank and I was doing all the work!"
Britney:"Ew and ugh!"

RING RING RING! THE HOUSE PHONE RINGS

Britney rushes to answer.

"Hello" Says Britney
Phone:Hi this is the new roomate
Britney:Wait what?!
Phone:I am your new roomate!
Britney:OMFG NO WAY!
Phone:YES WAY! I am pulling up right now!
Britney: Screams "EVERYONE I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!!!! LOOK OUTSIDE"

Britney's confessional: An old member to my alliance is BACK! My Alliance is called the ANTI LAME SQUAD! or the ALS and we consist of Me,Logon,Amy,Pier and Michael! BUT THE LAME SQUAD IS Noelle,Josh,and Jackie,and Mikey but he is GONE thank goodness!

The Limo pulls up and its.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................MICHAEL!

Logon,Amy,and Britney all run out to hug Michael aka the ALS! Pier stands on the side and waits for Michael to approach him and Michael sees Pier and says "What's up New boy I heard you are one of the coolest cats and your down with our alliance! Thanks for keeping my man Logon up!" Pier responded "Zes and nice to meetz zu!"

Michael's confessional: I went and got anger management and I am no longer violent! I have learned my lesson but I still do not like that bitch Noelle or her team of weirdos! I am glad they gave me a second chance to be here.

The ALS all went to the back to chat and catch up.

Meanwhile Josh and Noelle were at the dining room just starring at each other like they were thinking "DAMN MICHAEL IS BACK UGH"

Another car then pulled up and it was Jackie! Jackie is BACK!
Noelle and Josh ran to hug Jackie and welcome her back BUT The other roomates who all saw that Jackie was back did not even attempt to welcome her back.

Thats when Josh,Jackie,and Noelle noticed that there was a division in the house!

That night Logon and Michael began to chat.

Logon:"Dude I fucked Noelle"
Michael:"Really dude I knew she was a slut"
Logon:"HAHAHAHAHA and dude I had a camera in there the whole time!"
Michael:"I got an idea!!!"

Michael then called Britney and Amy and Pier in the room and asked them all to post it online on a ameture sex site and then post the screen caps all around the house!

Britney Confessional "WOOT!!!! The ALS is going to expose this hoe"

Pier Confessional "Zis iz what zis beach gets for trying to fuck with me!"

Amy Confessional "I really have no problem with Noelle and I will not participate with helping them post these things around the house and online because I think is mean and straight up wrong!"

Michael Notices that Amy isn't helping and he asked her "Hey Amy! are you down with us or not?!"

Amy replied "I am down but this is wrong"

Logon said "Amy stop being such a cunt and help your REAL friends out"

Amy responded "Noelle never done shit to me so I can't do this to her! I just can't!"

Brintey then said "Amy lighten up"

Amy replied "And wow to think that I liked you as a person Britney! when reality is that your acting like a cold hearted BITCH!"

Pier said "Amy iz ze weirdo just like zem! She iz not one of us!"

Michael agreen and said "Amy if your going to act all like a party pooping pussy then get the fuck out of our room! you have been axed bitch! Go with your family the circus freaks!!!"

Logon and Pier then started screaming "YEAH LEAVE BITCH LEAVE!!!"

Britney dropped her head as if she lost a friend but she continued to help expose Noelle.

Britney's Confessional: " America you might think that I am wrong for losing Amy as a friend BUT the truth is she lost me! She wants to be loyal to the enemy so so be it! Amy is NOT the hottest girl! There are more fish in the sea!"

30 minutes later

Noelle and Jackie and Josh returned from dining out and was shocked to see sex pics of Noelle all over the house! and playing on the computer! Noelle felt completely violated and ran to her room and locked her door to cry!

Jackie Confessional:"This is just messed up! These people have no hearts and are just sick in the head to find this as entertainment"

Josh Confessional:" Noelle is like one of the coolest chicks in the house and dude this is just FUCKED up that people have to steup this low and be so immature! We should all be sticking together and not acting this way torward each other! This is completely tasteless! Michael has brung the worst out of them and Britney is the dumb hoe I thought she was!"

ALS Confessional "WE RULE AND WE ARE FUCKING AWESOME! THAT BITCH JUST GOT OWNED! AND WE ARE NOT DONE YET! WATCH OUT JACKIE!,JOSH!, AND NOW THAT YOU WANT TO BE A TRADER YOU TOO AMY!!!

^Confessional - Jackie

I come back to the house a house in complete and total distress. Mikey attempted suicide, while the producers did nothing. He then decides to leave the house sending all of the room mates to hell. And now the producers bring back MICHAEL? Seriously?! I can't believe this. Now Noelle is completely vulnerable.

Britney, Logon, and Michael start banging on Noelle's door screaming "GHETTO BITCH, GHETTO BITCH, GHETTO BITCH".

^Confessional - Britney

Yeah, I don't like her. So I'm going to do my best to make her life, a living hell <3


Britney writes "Ghetto black porn star" and draws pornographic images of penises cuming on a black person labeled "NOELLE", on multiple pieces of paper and posts them all over the house and shoves some under Noelle's door.

-In Noelle's Room-

Jackie lifts up the piece of paper from under the door. And looks at it disgusted.

"What's on it?" asks Noelle with her voice trembling. "Nothing..." says Jackie. She shows it to Amy, and Amy looks disgusted with what she sees.
"I'll take care of this, Josh come with me." says Amy.

Amy and Josh, both proceed to the hot tub to confront the ALS

-At the Hot Tub-

Amy and Josh walks up to the ALS.

Amy holds out the picture to Britney.

"Really Britney? Really?" asks Amy. Glaring at her. "Yes, REALLY, what about it?" snaps back Britney. "I just can't believe I saw good in you and considered you a friend, you're a terrible person" explains Amy. "And I can't believe I went down on your smelly loose pussy. I probably am going to end up with a yest infection on my mouth now". Britney says, then laughs.

"Don't talk to her like that! You miserable blonde bimbo. FUCK YOU" screams Josh. "or else WHAT?" says Logon. "Yeah white boy, WHAT" says Michael, getting out of the hot tub.

Michael begins to inch closer to Josh getting his face. repeating over and over "or else white boy? or else what white boy?" "Tell me what you're going to do" michael asks tauntingly.


^Confessional - Jackie

I can hear something going on outside, so me and Noelle rush outside to go defend Josh and Amy.

"HELL FUCKING NO" screams Noelle. "YOU of ALL people better not be getting in NO ONE'S face." she screams waving her finger in Michael's face.

"GO HOME DIRTY ASS NIGGA PORN STAR" yells Michael. "No Michael, NO" screams Jackie. "Shut up you fucking whale" shouts Britney"

"MAKE ME SHUT UP, CUNT" screams Jackie

The switch has been flipped.

Jackie edges closer to Michael. "You NEED to back the fuck up before your ass gets beat by two girls" she screams. Noelle looks at the producers and begs" LET ME HIT HIM, LET ME HIT HIM LET ME HIT HIM"

Pier watches as all of this commences, stunned

^Confessional - Pier

I vill remeber to never go to Emerica

Josh gets between Noelle and Jackie "Don't do it, he's not worth it, MICHEAL IS NOT WORTH IT" "Shut up white boy" Michael says, shoving Josh. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME" Jackie and Noelle say simultaneously and they begin to attack Michael, knocking him down to the ground. Noelle begins to pound on his face while Jackie is kicking him..

The producers stop all the commotion and send everyone to their respective rooms.

Amy begins to cry thinking that Jackie and Noelle are now going to be sent home along with Michael.


^Confessional - Jackie

Yeah, my bitch switch went off

^Confessional - Noelle
*laughing* Jackie is MY girll, ahahaha! At this point, I don't give a fuck if I go home.

So the producers break everything up *So they think" But the house is gong banannas! Jackie is trying to push through producers and so is Noelle. Britney screams back as if she is tough but in her mind she is scared and only screaming because she feels security that the producers is holding Jackie and Noelle back.

Jackie hacks back and spits on Britney's face! Britney runs and screams AHHHHHHHH!!!!! That whale spit in my fucking face! Amy replied "She isn't a whale you dumb bitch and broke a bottle over Britney's head! Britney collapsed in pain.

Logon runs to punch Amy but then Josh steps in and says are you trying to hit a woman you fag!? And then Josh began to bend Logons wrists back! Logon began to scream in pain.

Pier was getting fearful and ran in his room!
Pier's Confessional: You see zis face! It is ze beautiful and will not get ruined!"

The Producers are getting very angry and scream "STOP IT YOU GUYS!" STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They finally get everyone to settle down and they have some shocking news!

Producers: "I am afraid we have to be sending A LOT of you home! You guys have posted nude pics of another housemate and that is defemation! Also you guys have gotten more violent!So we are sorry that we are going to have a lot of you to leave"

The roomates looked around at each other. Some with tears and their eyes, and some with anger in their faces. It was pure silence!

Producers:"All of you come up with 3 of your housemates to leave and go home! Vote please..."

Amy,Jackie,Noelle and Josh voted Michael
and Britney,Michael,Logon,and Pier voted Noelle
The Producers then said "Noelle and Michael I am afraid you two are going to have to pack your bags and go home.

Noelle's face filled with tears and she said bye to Jackie and Josh and Amy and hugged them all and broke down.

Noelle's Confessional: "I learned a lot here and I am truly sad that this experience must end for me BUT I did get some awesome friends out of it! I will never forget this "

Michael was very upset and he didn't even say bye to anyone! He just left. and he had no comment in his confessional. He just punched a whole in the wall before he left.

Producers: We know it was very emotional to say goodbye to those two but you must vote for one more person to leave!"

Jackie voted Logon
Josh voted Logon
Amy Voted Brittaney
Brittaney Voted Amy
Pier Voted Jackie
and Logon Voted Josh

It was clear then Logon had the most votes and had to be sent home. Logon hugged Brittaney and Pier only and then exited.

Logon's exit interview "I have learned a lot from this experience and although I made some mistakes I hink this was a wake up call for me. I did act like an ahole sometimes and Noelle when you watch this back I must say I appologize.

Logon,Noelle,and Michael had been sent home.

Producers: Okay final 5! Take this as a wake up call! It could have been one of you walking out that door.

Jackie,Josh,Pier,Amy,and Britney looked around at each other

Amy stormed out crying out "Britney BITCH YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN CARRYING YOUR ASS OUT THAT DOOR! NOT NOELLE! NOELLE DID NOT DESERVE THIS!"

Britney responded "Shut up Bitch! She is gone now deal with it!

Jackie said "Fuck you Britney!"

Britney "Fuck you fatty"

Jackie "Do you think that hurts my feelings you blonde confused bimbo with a dirt pussy!"

Britney "I'm prettier than both of you fucking bitches anyway!"

Amy "Shut up bitch! and then threw a drink on Britney's face"

Britney "Oh Bitch you wanna throw drinks well let me throw one back! And she threw Coffee all over Amy and Jackie.

Jackie then thre eggs on Britney

Britney threw Ranch dressing

Amy threw mustard

And it turned into a full fledge food fight!

Britney then grabbed some whipped cream and sprayed it all over Jackie screaming "EAT THAT SHIT FAT BICTH! EAT IT FATTY!"

Jackie reached back to slap Britney but Josh grabbed her and said "No we are not going to lose you too! Your not going home Jackie! Its not worth it"

Britney replied "Yeah get your fat slut!"

Josh replied "Fuck you you dirty sloppy ugly ass stripper whore monster lesbo fucking disgusting stank pussied nasty breathed demon dumb blonde bimbo bitch cunt!!!!

Britney skipped out of the kitchen and laughed AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck you Lame tricks!

Britney's Confessional: I am the bitch of the house and everyone hates me! Thats right! I get under their skin! They let me crawl in their fucking SKIN! Those bitches are stupid not to send me packing! And now I am going to fuck their world up!

THE NEXT DAY

^Confessional - Britney

This is beautiful, this is wonderful, this is fantastic! I love it. I have successfully tore this house upside DOWN. I got dark chocolate Mikey out of the house, and got ghetto porn star Noelle out of the house.Next is Josh, then I'll take out that fat bitch Jackie Muahaha

^Confessional - Jackie

Some how, I'm still in here in the house, after all the craziness that occurred in the house last night. I can't believe I absolutely lost it. I lost Noelle, my best friend in the house. Thankfully Michael and Logon are out of the house.

^Confessional - Amy

*tears roll down her face* Why... why......

^Confessional - Josh

That scumbag Michael came back to the house and completely destroyed everything that we had here. As soon as he came back, Logon went back to being an asshole, and Britney UPed her bitch meter.

^Confessional - Pier

I do not know vat happened last nite, but i could not risk my face getting hit! I am.. a model





-Josh's Room-



Britney walks up to Josh..

"Hi" she gives him a malicious smile. Josh ignores her. "You can try to ignore me, but what I do, you will see, and you WILL understand." She booty pops in front of him. Then pours her drink on him. "You're sucha fucking bitch" he mumbles. " get out of my room" he says. She stands in front of him. "Make me get out of your room."GET OUT OF MY ROOM" he screams.

The producers enter the room. "Britney, COME ON, OUT" the producer says, and forces her to leave.

Britney exits the room.

The next day

Jackie, Amy and Josh all are coming up with a plan together.

"I miss Noelle" says Jackie. Josh and Amy nod in agreement. "Stupid Michael, the second he came back here, everything blew out of proportion" explains Josh. "He really did destroy this house both times he was on the show" says Amy. "Do you think if we explained to the producers that everything blew out of proportion because of Michael, the producers would listen?" asks Jackie "I think... that might work" explains Josh.

Amy, Jackie, and Josh approach the producers and sit him down in their room.

Britney knows the "Lame Squad" is up to something, and is worried theyre planning on getting her out of the house.

"We have an idea" explains Jackie. "We know for a fact that Michael was the cause of everything that happened a few nights ago" says Jackie. "We've been analyzing the situation over and over again" admits the producer. He continues. "I admit, that we were hastily in handling the situation." "you sent the wrong people home!" exclaims Amy. "Please bring Noelle and Logon back" begs Josh. "They weren't at fault!" he continues. "I think we've heard enough" the producer finishes.

One Week Later

The producer calls all of the room mates to the coffee table area.

^Confessional - Britney
WHY do I feel like this house meeting is because of the lame squad? Maybe jackie has decided to leave the house or something! But probably not, ugh, I'm so over this.

The producer speaks. "As you may all know, there has been alot of tension of the course of the last week" all of the room mates look around at each other.

^Confessional - Josh
The way the producer is speaking, maybe we're all going home?

"We the staff have decided feel that you ALL are at fault for the other night's occurrence. And we feel like we should cancel your season entirely. We have never had such a problem with a cast before, EVER."
"But-" says Britney but is given a look by the producer to shut up.

"However, after much and careful consideration. We have decided that the main factor of the violence and chaos that caused the other night was Michael. We feel it was a mistake to have brought him back. and we are now going to bring Logon AND Noelle back to the house. As long as you ALL participate in group therapy"

The entire room fell silent

^Confessional - Britney
Fuck

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The next morning

Britney is outside smoking a cigarette.

Britney's Confessional: I am not happy at all that Noelle is coming back but Logon maybe yes. I feel that it is complete bullshit that the producers put this whole issue off on Michael.

Ding Dong!

Amy goes up to answer the door and its Logon. Logon quickly pushes passed Amy and runs in picks up Britney and gives her a big fat kiss. Logon sticks his tongue down Britney's throat and they begin to sucks face and suck face and suck face and suck face and kiss longer and longer........ The kiss lasted for like 10 minutes and Josh,Jackie,Amy and even Pier looked in disgust..

Britney and Logon proceeded in the bedroom.

Jackie,Josh,and Amy rushed to the door to try to listen! They all pressed their ears to Logon's rooms and they heard Britney gagging as if she was choking on Logon.

DING DONG!

Jackie Answered the door and it was Noelle! Noelle Squeezed and hugged Jackie really tight for about 3 minutes and then she hugged Josh for a loooong time and kissed him on the cheek and then she huggd Amy. She then opened up a big bag and said here! I got yall this from CHICAGO! Noelle then pulled out some shirts that said *I Heart Chi Town*

And Jackie and Josh and Amy were all admiring their gifts and tshirts and thanking Noelle until DING DONG!

Who the fuck can this be?? said Josh.

Josh answered the door and BOOM Mikey busted in and model walked right past him! He then stared at Noelle hard and said "fuck you bitch"

Mikey Confessional: "No I aint here to stay America! I am just back and I am pissed! I was weak when I left but now I am strong and I have gained my dignity back! I am here for questions and I heard they were having group therapy and since I am a former member of this cast I feel that therapy will clear stuff up for me too when it comes to Noelle and Josh playing me."

Britney and Logon walk out from having oral sex and see Noelle back and can care less but they see Mikey too and are like WTH.

A few hours later the producers bring the entire cast to therapy


-Doctor Kiity's Office-

The cast waits for the doctor to enter the room, little do they know she is watching them through a hidden camera.


^Confessional - Britney
I don't wanna be here, because like, I don't need to be, duh. I'm really normal, it's these other bitches who are crazy.

"This is lame, I can't believe you people actually asked for this" she snaps at Jackie and Josh. "Shut your damn mouth!" says Noelle. "Careful rat, you don't wanna go back to 'CHI-CA-GO', do you?" Britney asks tauntingly.

^Confessional - Noelle

Trifling hoe...

The Doctor steps in. With a huge smile.


"Hello every body, I'm Dr.Kitty" she says in a nasally voice. "I'm going to cure, whatever it is that is going on with this cast of strangers."
The room mates wide eyed exchange glances with each other.

The doctor continues to stare at them with a big smile


^Confessional - Logon
She's creepy, weird, and reminds me of my dead grandma

"So is anyone going to speak?" Dr.Kitty asks. Britney raises her hand. The Doctor nods allowing her to speak. "Yeah, I don't know why I'm here. I'm the only normal one here, and they're the freaks who wanted to come to this weird ass meeting" The doctor continues staring never letting her smile off her face


"You're Britney right?" she asks, Britney nods. "I heard you were casted to the show because you said you were a closeted lesbian, do you wanna talk about it? are you hurting?" Britney looks stunned.
Jackie begins to laugh
"Shut up whale fuck" snarls Britney. "Drop dead cunt rag" snaps Noelle. "Fuck you porn star" Britney retaliates. "BLONDE BIMBO" yells Jackie. " SAYS THE GIRL WHO CAUSES EARTH QUAKES WITH EVERY STEP SHE TAKES" shouts Britney, getting up out of her chair. Noelle gets up. "SIT YOUR NAPPY HEADED ASS DOWN, WE'RE IN FRONT OF A DOCTOR" screams Noelle. "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BITCHH" taunts Britney
"I CAN'T STAND TRASHED UP WHITE BITCHES LIKE YOU" Screams Noelle. "ME EITHER" yells Jackie, getting up from her chair.

"We're making progess!" says the Doctor completely catching everyone off gaurd.

She stares at the them smiling




Mikey gets sick of the lady just staring and realizes this therapy is not going no where so he just blurts out "Fuck this therapy and fuck you Josh and you Noelle! You guys are dirty and I hope you two rot! Britney please take care of those two! You make sure they BURN!"
Britney nodded and replied "I will"

Noelle said "Girl you aint gonna do nothin....."

Britney replied "Girl you aint gonna do nothing *In a mimicking way as if she was making fun of Noelle's voice*"

Noelle rolled her eyes and Brinety and said "Biiiiiiitch"

Mikey said "Well I am getting nothing from this therapy so I am out! He pointed to Noelle and said your a fucking Bitch and then he pointed at Josh and said your a fucking Asshole and I hope you die slow!!!

Josh then got extremely pissed as if he was at his breaking point! He sat back quiet for a very long time and he just got sick of all the drama in the house! He jumped up and attacked Mikey and choked him as he punched him in the face over and over again!

Jackie,Noelle, and Amy jumped up to stop him screaming "Josh please calm down! calm down!"

Josh then let go of Mikey and charged off at Britney and bitch slapped her really hard! He then said "You had that coming bitch"

Logon ran up to attack Josh but Josh punched Logon so hard! Logon blacked out and was KO.

The therapist fled the room.

The producers re entered and said "Josh this is unacceptable! Your going home and there are no ifs ands and buts about it!"

Noelle and Amy and Jackie all began to cry very loudly!

Noelle cried out "THIS IS NOT FAIR!!!"
Amy cried "They all totally deserved that and Josh should not be punished!"
Jackie screamed "TAKE ME INSTEAD! PLEASE TAKE ME!"

Josh kissed each of his girls on the for head and said "Don't worry its my time to go y'all! I couldn't deal and this is not me and not the environment for me!"

Jackie cried out "NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! DON'T GO!"
Noelle screamed "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!"
Amy just cried very loudly and ran to her room and shut the door.

The paramedics were attending to Logon and Mikey who were both injured pretty badly and they took them both to the hospital.

Josh then packed his bags and exited.

That evening.................

Logon is still in the hospital and Britney is using the computer and the other girls are in their shared room (Amy moved out of Britney's room and now shares with Jackie and Noelle)

Noelle,Jackie and Amy bursted out into the computer room where Britney was and said "You done fucked up now! bitch"

Britney realized her back ups were not their to help her! It was 3 on 1

Logon was in the hospital
and Pier was sleep and getting his beauty sleep.

Britney then ran for her life but all the girls chased her!

Amy,Britney,and Jackie's Confessional: They want to call themselves the ALS! Well we are the PGS! The Pretty Girl Squad and we are going to shut this bitch down!!!!"

The PGS then screamed "ALS!!!!!!!!!! WANNA WAKE UP AND FIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Pier woke up and said "Zwut iz all zis noise!!!"

The PGS THEN CHARGED AT HIM AS WELL! BANGING POTS,TEARING UP THE HOUSE,TOILET PAPERING THE ALS ROOMS,DUMPING THE ALS CLOTHING IN THE POOL,TRASHING THE KITCHEN,BREAKING THINGS,AND SCREAMING IN PIER AND BRITNEY'S FACES.

Britney then screamed "GET THESE BITCHES AWAY FROM ME PIER!!!"
The PGS replied "SHUT THE FUCK UP" and started tossing drinks and condiments all over Britney!

Pier's Confessional "I am scared! I am scared!"

Britney's confessional "I feel defeated.... I am just outnumbered and these bitches are going crazy!"

PGS confessional "This is honor of our friend Josh and we are going to avenge him! FUCK THE ALS!"


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-Two weeks later-

^Confessional -Amy

So me Jackie and Noelle, are completely isolated from Britney. Logon, and Pier. There's alot of tension in the house, and I don't know what is going to happen next.



-In the Anti Lame Squad's Room-



"Hey Britney" says Logon calmly. "Mhm?" she eyes him slowly. "I don't think I can keep doing this.." he explains "I feel like a terrible person, the way you treat those girls, and they way i treated them.. I feel like shit." he explains on the verge of tears. "So like, what? You're ditching ME? for THEM!?" she snaps at him.

^Confessional - Logon

When I said I felt bad about treating Noelle and the other girls badly, I meant it. I'm not going to keep this up I'm done with Britney. And I think Pier doesn't even really follower her, so I'm going to take him with me.

"Pier, I know you're just following her because you're afraid of her" says Logon. "Yu are vight, Britney, yu are a vary eval beatch, GOOD BYE"

They both storm out of the room and leave.

^Confessional - Britney

So it's just me, myself, and I. Left alone to fend off these dirty bitches. and you know what? I'm HAPPY. I never liked those bitches anyway and Logon has a small dick America! SMALL DICK, I'm talking 5 inches HARD. hahaha so pathetic.



-In The PGS' room-

Logon and Pier knock enter.

Noelle, Amy and Jackie look at each other questioning what could these two be doing in their room.

"Hi?" says Jackie. " Hey, we just came here, to let you know we just feel bad for everything that's been going on." Noelle says "And how are we supposed to believe YOU?" "Listen, I know me and Pier have been mean to you guys for a majority of the time on this show, but really, we feel bad. Noelle, Look online, I took down the sex tape."

Amy checks online and explains he is actually telling the truth.

Meanwhile, In Britney's bathroom.

She stares into the mirror.

"Britney. You are the H mother fucking B I C in this bitch. You have nothing to fear." she stares deeper into the mirror. "You will get through this, and you will become.. a star"

^Confessional - Britney

I know what you're thinking America. I may LOOK crazy. But I am not. Like, try going through what I've been going through then see if you're okay. I've decided there's only one thing I can do left. And that is go on the all out offense. I'm going to make sure these bitches cry.

Britney paces around the house, thinking of what she can possibly do to get revenge.

Noelle and Jackie are in the phone booth watching Britney.

"She be actin a damn fool" says Noelle. "I really think she's lost it, why is she walking back and forth?" asks Jackie.

Noelle calls her mother.

"awwww mama" says Noelle, she begins to cry
"my poor poor baby, how are things"
"mama. we're almost done filming, I can't wait to see you."

Noelle and her mother have a heart to heart.

^Confessional - Britney
When I saw Noelle on the phone with her mother, I came up with a brilliant brilliant plan. Logon may have took down the sex tape, but little does he know that I still have it saved on my computer. I'm going to upload it again, make HIM look like a liar. Then call Noelle's mother and direct her to the website so she can see what a whore bitch face, her daughter really is. <3Hahahahaah




Britney begins to try to re upload the sex tape and Logon walks in and sees her and pulls the cord out of the computer. He looks at Britney and says "Britney that's wrong and you know it. Please think about your actions because they will not get you anywhere if you continue to treat people this way."Britney replies "Way to fuck up my plan Dr. Phil!"

Logon's Confessional: I changed and I want to go further... For some reason in that hospital I had an epiphany and I really thought about my actions! It took that punch from Josh to wake me up! In fact I am going to call him and thank him"

Logon calls Josh.

Josh: Uh Hello?
Logon:Thank you!
Josh: Uhhh huh?
Logon: Its Logon buddy!
Josh:Wow your calling me buddy?
Logon:You saved my life... You really did.
Josh: Tell me how! I am a psychology major and this interest me! Elaborate.
Logon: I mean that punch was a wake up call and when I was in that hospital bed I was just thinking to myself how much of a horrible person I was... My parents are dead and I am supposed to be a role model to my sister and she looks up to me but all I do is drink and have sex with girls... How would she feel if a guy did to her what I did to Noelle..."

Logon becomes to break down and cry on the phone. Him and Josh have an emotional heart to heart.

The next day.

Logon is dressing up really like he is going on a job interview and the whole house notices.

Pier: "Zu ready zo hit ze road dude?"
Logon:"Yep lets role out!"

Logon is taking Pier to his photoshoot for a magazine...

IN THE CAR.
Pier: Zanks dude fo giving me a zride
Logon:No prob bro.
Pier: We shud hit ze club after dees.
Logon:Naw I am going to get baptized...
Pier:ZWAT!!!?
Logon:Yeah dude I want to give my life to God and be saved for the sake of my life and my sister.
Pier:ZOMG!!!!

Pier's Confessional: Idk zwut juss happen! Idk eef Josh heet Logun in dee brainz tu hod o wutz? Because Logon iz not acting nomal!"

Logon dropped Pier off at his photo shoot and said "see yah later" and continued on to the church. Logon entered the church and spoke with the pastor about devoting his life to the lord and then he was baptized.

Logon Confessional "After becoming saved I feel like a whole new man!"

When Logon got home he got on the phone to talk to his sister and her baby sitter which was their Aunt.

Logon: "Hi Aunt Gretchen can I speak with Natalie?"
Aunt Gretchen:"Logon guess what!"
Logon:"Yes Aunt?"
Aunt Gretchen:"We are coming to visit! In fact we are on our way now on the plane!"
Logon:"OMG I have missed you guys! Aunty I am a new man!"

The next morning...
Logon was in his room reading the bible and then the door bell rung and it was Logon's Aunt and sister Logon ran to his sister and picked her up and kissed her on the cheek. Logon then began to cry and get very emotional.

Noelle's Confessional: Logon has really changed and I notice it! I see how much he loves his sister and I see how much this experience has changed him. Good Job Logon!.

Logon then looked into his sister eyes and said "I love you"


Logon introduces everyone to his sister.



^Confessional - Logon
Praise the lord, praise the lord! I'm so happy my family is here to support me in this time of need. My sister is a strong young woman, who has been strong her whole life and been a constant support for me, I love her.

When it comes Britney's turn she says "Hi, I'm Britney, me and Amy had a threesome with your son." she gives a big smile.
Logon's sister is flabbergasted.

"BRITNEY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" yells Noelle. "You need to calm down, ghetto black bitch" yells Britney. Noelle screams" WHITE TRASH ". "AND MOTHER FUCKING PROUD NIGGA PORN STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" she screams.
"I am tired, i am TIRED OF YOU" Noelle chases after Britney runs away taunting Noelle "HA HAHA HAHAAAA HAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAA".

^Confessional - Noelle

Bitch has crossed the line, and I'm going to let her know there's consequences.


Logon takes his sister to his room and closes the door on them.

"wait right here" he says quickly.

"BRITNEY, THE LORD DOES NOT LIKE UGLY, THE LORD DOES NOT LIKE UGLY" Logon preaches.

^Confessional - Britney

I don't give a fuck anymore, I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS


"FUCKKKK THE LORD, BITCHHHHHHHH" she grabs a vodka bottle and drinks then throws it at Logon

Logon drops to his knees and begins to pray for Britney's forgiveness.

^Confessional - Logon

My family, my FAMILY!


Logon then invited his family and all of the housemates to dinner for the night. Everyone agreed to dinner except Britney.

At Dinner

Aunt Gretchen: That little Britney girl is a bicth eh?
Logon: Aunt Gretchen! Watch your french!
Aunt Gretchen: Aww Logon just because your a Christian does not mean I am!
Logon: I am going to get you saved Aunt you just watch
Aunt Gretchen: I highly doubt that young man *she downed a glass of vodka!*
Noelle: I like your Aunt a lot Logon!
Amy: Yeah me too she is a party girl just like me!
Aunt Gretchen: You betcha! I am only 49! I can party just as hard as you kids!
Logon:Natalie want me to take you to the desert section for some ice cream?
Natalie:Sure bro!

Logon and Natalie go off to get some desert

Jackie *Stuffs mouth with steak and french fries*
Pier:Quit Ze whale will choke!
Jackie: Shut up Pier
Amy: Yeah Pier! have a drink and loosen up! You are so uptight.
Pier: I zu not drink you beaches! I am ze model and my health iz very important!
Aunt Gretchen:You are a very handsome young man!
Pier: Zank you ze old cougar!
Aunt gretchen: Take a sip Pier!
Noelle: Yeah Cmon Pier!

Everyone at the dinner table started to chant do it! do it! do it!.

Pier fell into the pressure and downed some beer!
Pier: MMMMM Gzmieee motjurjkedwheuio
Amy: Give him more!!!!
Pier drunk some more liquor! and more!

Pier is now sloppy drunk and starts kissing Aunt Gretchen. Noelle,Amy,and Jackie all start cracking up laughing.

Noelle Confessional "Is Pier going to finally get layed tonight?"

Logon came back to see Pier making out with his Aunt Gretchen and he was not happy at all.

"GET OFF MY AUNT MAN!" Logon yelled.
Aunt Gretchen: Aunty has to get some too Logon.
Logon: This is just weird though!

Logon Confessional: My aunt and bff in the house is making out!!! WHAT! I do not approve of this. It is weird and gross.

Dinner was finally over and the cast came back to the house.

Pier and Aunt Gretchen entered a room and locked the door shut. Pier and the Aunt's moans were heard! but Logon's mostly ZWAHHHH!!! ZWAHH!!!! ZWAHHHH!!!! Pier Moaned through out the night.

Logon closed his sisters ears the whole time and then tucked her in bed.

Logon Confessional: This is just wrong! Pier and me are no longer best dudes! I am done! My Aunt is not being a responsible adult either! I mean I feel like the only adult in this situation. I have made strides to change and become a better person and my Aunt does not even recognize it! Instead she is making me feel like a square.

Logon shut his door and went to sleep in a very aggravated mood. But in the kitchen it was a totally different story!

In the Kitchen

"WHO THE FUCK ATE MY RIBS!" yelled Jackie
Noelle and Amy ran in the kitchen to see why Jackie was yelling.
Noelle: "Jackie its late sweety why are you still awake and why are you yelling?"
Jackie:"Because my ribs are missing"
Amy: "Jackie hun go to bed! You just came from dinner and chomped down a whole bunch of fries and a huge steak! I will buy you some more ribs tomorrow"
Jackie: "WTF so you ate my ribs?!"
Amy: No!
Britney walked in the kitchen and said "Oh those were yours? I ate them"
Jackie reached back to slap Britney but Amy stopped her.
Britney:"Damn you fucking fatty! You just ate and its 2 am in the morning!"
Jackie:"Fuck you!"
Noelle:" Jackie I must say I kind of agree with Britney...."
Britney and Jackie both screamed :WHAT!!!!!?
Amy said " I kind of agree too sweety... I mean we love you and hate Britney but your health is very important.
Jackie dropped her head and began to cry and said " Well I am glad you guys care about me and all and I guess I will join some diet classes and a gym but I wish you could have approached me differently instead of humiliating me!"
Jackie then ran out of the kitchen.

Noelle and Amy turned to each other and dropped their heads as if they were thinking *Damn we really hurt her*

Britney's Confessional: Damn! I call this bitch a fatty and Noelle and Amy agree! AHAHAHAHAHA! That's a fucking win!.

END EPISODE

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Episode SEVEN (THE FINALE)

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A few days pass. Logon's family has left and only 5 days remain in this experience.

Countdown : 5 days left

^Confessional - Amy

Everyone around the house is mopey now, there's only 5 days left until our time is up on the show. I'm having mixed feelings. I'm glad I get to go home and see my friends and family. But I'm not so sure I'm ready to leave this place behind...

Everyone in the house except Britney go out to the club to have a great time.


The group all dance together, and order drinks. Noelle proposes a toast. "To the realest mother fucking bitches in the damnnn house" " CHEERS" says the cast simultaneously..
Noelle and Pier begin to dance together more closely and closely. Flirting playfully.

"Uh oh" says Amy to Jackie, pointing to Noelle and Pier having a good time. "We all knew that was going to happen at one point or another" Jackie says, as she giggles. Logon on the other hand has a difficult time sticking to his christian beliefs. He begins to drink.. more... and more....

"Yu're so beautifvul" Pier whispers into Noelle's ear kissing her softly on her cheek. They share a passionate kiss.



-Back at the House-

Britney's on the phone.

"I'm sick of these bitches, they've all turned against me and don't include me on ANYTHING" says Britney. "Honey you are ABOVE them" says Britney's mother. "You went on that show to be a star, now act like one!" Britney's mother explains. "You're right mama, I'm gonna send these bitches to hell" Britney says, concluding the conversation.

^Confessional - Britney

I've been like, on my own for the past few weeks in this house, and I am SICK of being on the defensive. It's time to be on the offensive.

Britney begins to think of a plan.




-Back at the club-



A guy at the club begins to talk to Jackie, giving her more attention then any of the other girls. He introduces himself as Justin.

^Confessional - Jackie

So this really cute guy, Justin. Comes up to me at the club and is actually talking to me! He's so cute with those big green eyes of his. Oh god.. he's making me hot and bothered.

"Do you wanna come back to my hotel room?" whispers Jackie into Justin's ear. "I'd love that" he whispers back.

The cast now leaves the club and goes back to the mansion.



Britney welcomes everyone with open arms "Hey guys!" she says cheerily. Noelle is too infatuated with Pier and ignores Britney, heading straight to her room.

"Hi" says Justin to Britney. " Oh hey there, I'm Britney<3" says Britney, turning her charm on. "I'm Justin.." he says back, now interested in Britney. Jackie's face reddens with embarrassment, jealousy, and rage.

"I'll be right back" Jackie tells Justin, She and Amy go to their room to freshen up and change clothes.

-In Amy and Jackie's room-

"ugh, did she down another whole bottle of vodka or something" says Jackie complaining to Amy. "Why is she acting this way?" Amy wonders. "I think she wants Justin" Jackie says disheartened. "I don't think she'd stoop that low, common, let's go see your sexy date".


They go back to the kitchen, to find Britney and Justin passionately kissing.



4 DAYS REMAINING
Amy Confessional: So last night me and Jackie saw Britney kissing the Justin guy that was supposed to be coming back with Jackie. Britney is a whore and a slut that's all that is.

Britney is curling her hair in the bathroom and Jackie is in the bathroom pooping using the toilet.

Britney looks in the mirror curling her hair while spraying the bathroom with GLADE because of the smell of Jackie pooping.

Jackie: So why did you do that?
Britney:Do what?
Jackie:You knew that guy was supposed to be my night cap and you messed that up.
Britney:Why would he want a fatty like you anyway? (Britney slams the curling iron down)
Jackie: (Jackie gets off the toilet and flushes it and wipes) I am fucking sick of you and these fucking fat jokes!
Britney:Well make me stop then Shamoo!
Jackie: (Jackie grabs the curling iron and lifted it to hit Britney and said) I really want to hit you right now but I have made it too far just to let your words get me kicked off the show.
Britney: Just rolled her eyes and began to spray her hair with hairspray.

Meanwhile

Noelle stares at Pier swimming in the pool from a far and begins to fantasize of them making passionate love on the beach. Pier hops out of the pool and snaps Noelle out of it.

"NOELLE!!!" Pier yelled.
Noelle: huh? what? oh sorry.
Pier: Zu looked pretty zoned out
Noelle: I love you!
Pier: I lovez zu too!
Noelle:Wanna go have some awesome wild animal sex?
Pier:Zes my chocolate queen!

Pier and Noelle then go off into the bedroom.

Fast forward to 1:00 am in the morning.


Logon is feeling very depressed and does not know what to do. He is conflicted with Christianity. When he drank and partied people thought he was a bastard and when he changed his Aunt didn't even notice and slept with his friend. He is feeling very depressed. He begins to cry about his parents. "MOMMA! DADDY! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME! I KNOW I AM SUPPOSED TO BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE AND A ROLE MODEL FOR MY SISTER BUT I CANT! I AM JUST A KID TOO! I NEED YOU!" He cried out by himself.

Logon began to get a knife and placed it on his throat to cu himself but Amy spotted up since she was the only one who woke up to his screaming and she knocked it out of his hand before he can cut himself.

Amy:LOGON WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?
Logon just dropped in her arms and cried out "HOLD ME"



Countdown = Three days remain


^Confessional - Logon

I'm beginning to doubt my christian beliefs. I wonder if I just was looking for an escape to my real life problems..

Logon is again crying in the morning. Britney can hear his sobs from her room.

She enters his room.

He wipes his tears away quickly. "I really don't wanna hear it right now" Logon says through his sobs. "Logon.." Britney says softly. He looks down at the ground in shame.
She grabs his face. 'Look at ME" his tears continue to roll down his face. "GROW THE FUCK UP LOGON" she yells in his face. He pulls away. And she plants her lips on his, and they kiss.
They begin to kiss more growing more intimate. But Logon pulls away and wonders aloud "What would jesus do?"
Britney stops, thinking that Logon really is no longer the friend she thought he was from the beginning of this experience.

She steps out into his doorway. "Logon, I'm sorry. I really really am so sorry" She leaves.

^Confessional - Britney

I'm not sure what's gotten over me, but for some reason seeing Logon like this really makes my heart ache. I wish I could do something about it and help him feel better.

Later into the night. Logon begins to think what's wrong with his life. He thinks about his parents wondering if they would approve of his life.

^Confessional - Logon

After thinking for a long hard time. I think I wanted to become Christian and find Jesus as a resort out of my problems in real life. I realize now, that I shouldn't look for quick fixes to my lifes problems.


- in Amy and Jackie's room -

"I think.. I'm going to call my parents." Amy says slowly. Jackie looks back shocked "when was the last time yuou even spoke to them?" "4 years give or take. after I moved out of their house, I spoke to them here and there, but stopped randomly all together." explains Amy.

"Will you come with me to the phone booth? I'm scared to do this on my own" says Amy shyly. Jackie grabs Amy's hand and they both go to the phone booth.

Amy makes the phone call.

the line rings, over and over.

No answer.

"No one picked up.." Amy says disappointed. "Try again!" Jackie says

ring ring.

No answer...

Amy puts down the phone and begins to cry.

-several hours later-

"You have satisfied me, like no man can" Noelle says exhaustedly while laying on Pier's ripped chest. He chuckles and kisses her on the forehead.

THE DAY BEFORE THE LAST

Logon-has changed his ways and is trying to become a better person
Noelle- has calmed her bitchiness down and gotten layed
Pier- has loosened up and also got layed
Britney- Is still a bitch but I know there is something deep down in there.
Amy- Is trying to put her slut behavior on the back burn and reach out to her family

And I have found friends,got my first alcoholic drink,lost my virginity,got into my first fights,and gained more self confidence in myself! I feel like I have transformed the most and I am proud of myself.

Jackie wrote in her diary.


THE LAST SUPPER

Noelle: We have had battles,sexual relations,girl talks,guy talks,food fights,and weave busting. *The whole cast chuckled* But we will for ever be connected! Sooo lets toast and lets eat!

*clank clank clank* All the glasses touched and everyone began to eat.

Noelle looked over at Britney and said "Britney this is our last day in this house together! I suggest you realize that we have all put our differences aside and we will all be leaving on a good note tomorrow and just know if you continue on like this you will be the only one who is an outcast." Noelle continued "Your bitchiness was probably cute for viewer entertainment but its almost over now! Wake up!"

Britney responded "Noelle I fucking hate your guts! I hate all of your guts! I am not going to act all goody goody just because its the second to last day... I mean why be fake and phony for the cameras??? This is who I am and I can care less if I am the only one leaving here without friends! I really was not here to make friends with you guys so I could really care less. I am rich and I have a great life and I have friends back home who love me! I do not need yall for real.

Jackie then said "Dang Brit you do not have to end this way! I know your a sweeter person deep down inside "

Britney then said "Shut the fuck up and choke you cow"

Amy then said very angrily " BRITNEY I AM SICK OF THIS ACT AND CRY FOR CAMERA TIME! You were not this girl when we met! If I knew you were this way I probably would not have even befriended you in the first place! You bitch and complain! You never wanna go out with us! Jackie tried to be nice to you but you insult her weight all the time! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! *Amy then flipped the dinner table over*

The whole cast jumped up from the tossed table.

Pier : NOOOOOOOOO ZE FOOD IS GONE!!!!!!!
Noelle : Do not worry babe! I will take care of you tonight
Pier: ZO YESSSSSSS

Britney: WTF was that for crazy bitch!
Logon: Amy you kind of did go too far.
Jackie looked at her food on the floor and cried.
Amy: I am soooo sorry! I lost it for a moment! And Jackie I know you were looking forward to the turkey OMG I am so sorry. However I am not sorry to Britney.
Britney rolled her eyes and skipped out of the room.

Logon picked up the phone and said "UHHHHH Chinese???" Jackie's face lit up with a smile.

The cast then ordered Chinese take out and resumed eating their last supper on the floor chatting it up. BRITNEY-LESS

^Confessional - Amy

So after dinner I want to go and talk to Britney for the way I acted at dinner.

Amy enters Britney's room.

"I'm just going to make this quick. I'm sorry for the way I acted in there. I shouldn't have thrown the table over like that, that was out of my character and was completely over the top. Howvever, I am not sorry for what I said to you. You were my best friend in this house, and for some reason, for some stupid reason, I was foolish enough to think that we'd be life long friends after this experience. I just want you to know, that I'm sorry that things didn't work out between you and the rest of the housemates. Bye Britney" Amy leaves.

^Confessional - Britney

*tears well up*

THE FINAL DAY

^Confessional - Jackie

It's the final day, and I can not believe it's here. and I can NOT believe I made it through this whole experience.

All of the room mates have their stuff packed and are waiting outside in the front awaiting for the limo to pick them up one by one.


The Limo for Jackie arrives

"I just want to reiterate my final thoughts to everyone" says Jackie.
"I will never forget any of you, all of you, including you Britney. Have taught me something so special and I will never forget any of you.

Everyone but Britney hug Jackie and wish her well.

^Confessional - Jackie.
What can I say? I'm just ready to go home. *smile*

"And zen there vas 5" said Pier cooly.

The limo for Pier arives.

Noelle jumps into Pier's arms, kissing him and crying into his shoulder.

"I vish yu all de best, and keep in touch betchez"

^Confessional - Pier
I do not kno vhere my relationship vith Noelle will go. Probably no vhere because she is beneath me, ho ho!

The final four room mates: Noelle, Britney, Amy, and Logon. Look around at each other wondering who will be next.

A shared limo for Amy and Logon arrives.


She gives Britney a hug first, even though Britney doesn't hug back. Kisses Logon and Noelle on their cheeks.
Logon hugs Noelle

"Don't say good bye, this is just the beginning" Amy says, as she gets into her limo.
"You have my number, Noelle. Dont be a stranger"

^Confessional - Amy

*rolls eyes* THANK GOD that was over with. I know I'll be friends with everyone and really wish them the best.


^Confessional - Logon

Bye America, hopefully next time I'm on tv.. I wont be such a fucking mess. hahah


The two enemies and self proclaimed HBICs stand alone waiting for their limos.

"Britney, let me clarify something" Noelle says. "I don't like you, I never did, in fact, I fucking hate you." explains Noelle. " Trashed up porn star, dont talk to me!" yells Britney
"Bitch, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN ABOUT YOU. YOU'RE A TRASHED UP WHITE BITCH WHO NEEDS TO GET A GRIP"

The limo for Britney arrives.

"Bye bitch, go fuck yourself" Britney says as her final words

^Confessional - Britney

I know I'm making a terrible exit, but that's what I do. It's Britney bitch.


Noelle stands alone waiting for her limo.

^Confessional - Noelle

Am I sad? No. Am I happy? No. Did I enjoy this experience? No.

Noelle's limo arrives. she gets in and exits

^Confessional - Noelle

Would I do it all again? Yes..