Episode Two:

[DAViE]

EPISODE TWO

The diva fan blows and #teamHBIC strolls into the house. "Honey I'm homeeeeeeeee!" Allison says in a winey voice. Deja smirks evilly as she sips champagne. Shayna side eyes Deja.

"I'm confused.. why are you here?" asks Shayna. "Oh HELLO Allison! I so didn't want you to quit" admits fan-girl Karen. Shayna gives Karen a look like she just smelt shit "Karen!" she hisses. Allison smiles, "Honey what's all stars without THE STAR" she says giving a cackling laugh. Troyce appears irritated as well. "I know you aint gonna pull the same shit again!" snaps Troyce. "OUT OF THE WAY!" marches Allison as she struts into the backyard to have a cig. Deja attempts to slither away. Karen follows after

A construction company enters the house. "Just tear down one of the extra confessional rooms" instructs a producer. The construction workers nod.

^Confessional - Troyce

Production moved mine and Kyle's shit back where it belongs- so I aint mad about that. What I am mad about is how this bitch wants to quit and just POP back up like some kinda herpe. Be gone bitch! Whatever, right now I aint worried about that. What I AM worried about- is Karen's sloppy ass and her guests while a bitch is tryina catch some zzzz's

"Is this bitch forreal?" snaps a confused Troyce. Richie shrugs. "No use stressing over it, we got our room right?" says Kyle. Richie rolls his eyes. "Dude, Allison played you and Troyce you're just going to let it go?" asks Richie confused. "Well- my stuff is good and I'm good... so I don't give a fuck about her" explains Kyle.

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Outside, Ryder, Karen, Allison, Deja sip champagne and chain smoke and mingle with Karen's lingering guests.

^Confessional - Ryder

I'm trying to get a feel for these so called bitches everyone is an uproar about. I can't say they're a bad time... Allison and Deja are kind of funny.

Allison mimics Troyce's lips from when she was yelling. "OMG STOPPPP" laughs Deja. "AND THEN THIS BITCH WAS LIKE -pouts lips- 'SAY YOU RUN LA'.... AND I'M LIKE, BITCH I RUN LA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" cackles Allison. "Wait her face when you popped out of the cake" giggles Deja evily. Allison makes a wrickley face. Ryder does a dolphin laugh. "ACKACKAKCKAKCKC" the girls exchange laughter. "WHAT WAS THATTTTT?!" jokes Deja as she nearly spits up champagne. "HER FACE AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAA" #teamhbic laugh together

Karen stops twerking and joins in on the laughter.

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm going outside to smoke a cigarette but mostly I wanna check on Karen and see why she's sharing a laugh with THESE people... 

Shayna slithers in with champagne and a cig.

"Hi guys.. Hi roomie-waves to Ryder-" she says meekly. Allison flips her hair, Deja gives a crooked smile. 

^Confessional - Deja

I'm a little confused right now.. Shayna had cancer.. and she's smoking cigerettes... why?

"Honey... why are you smoking?" asks Deja with a concerned look on her face.  "Who cares!" chimes Allison. "Well.. I don't know... I survived cancer I can survive anything" says Shayna with a glint in her eye. Deja is not impressed. "Girl you only got one life, you need to make that shit last! You almost lost it!" snaps Deja

Shayna flicks her cig "I feel attacked right now!" she shrieks as she gets up. Karen ignores Shayna and booty pops on one of her guests. "Girl sit, aint no one attacking you" comments Deja. "Oh no- she can definitely leave" chimes in Allison. "Excuse me! Karen!" hisses Shayna. "Whatttt..?" slurrs Karen. " I need to talk to you" whispers Shayna pulling her aside. 

^Confessional - Karen

Shayna is pulling me aside and -begins to tear up- I'm just a little worried because she's my only friend in this house and she looks mad at me

"What's up...?" slurrs a confused Karen. "I just think we need to talk alone... as besties!" lies Shayna. "What's up are you mad at me?" whimpers Karen. "I just don't get why you're hanging out with those people is all... -blinks- you know? Like they're not your friends" Shayna says brainwashingly. Karen begins to cry. "I'm sorry!" she says through snot. "It's ok!" says Shayna accidentally ashing on Karen's fake ass as hugs her.


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Meanwhile, Richie walks into his room to find his two roomies banging. "OH SHIT!" he exclaims. Moans are heard. "My bad!" exclaims Richie.

^Confessional - Richie

Looks like Gunner is the first to get laid in the house.. as far as we know. I'm definitely going to be next. -flashes to target lock on Kyle-

Richie walks passed a past out Roro who is laying in a pile of beer cans. "gross" whispers Richie under his breath as he joins Kyle and Troyce in the living room.
Troyce rubs her ears. "I'm tryina keep it cool yo. Kyle, will you go tell Karen to get her guests out of here, because you don't want me going out there" she says. "Fine I'll go.

April and Gunner slither out of the room to make after sex munchies.

^Confessional - Gunner

April is a beautiful girl.. What we did together.. was magic.. it was poetic! What I gave to her.... I know she'll be back for more.

"Well well well" jokes Troyce as April and Gunner join them in the kitchen. "-What?" asks a confused April. Gunner makes a sanwich. "You know what girl!" teases Troyce. April flips her hair and opens a beer. "No.. I don't" April says humbly. Troyce makes a gesture to Gunner and points to April then does a hip thrust. "Bahahaha!" laughs Richie. April turns red. "Girl please" she says flipping her weave and walking away.


---outside


Kyle approaches the other room mates who are at the jacuzzi. Karen is still drinking. "Karen you gotta get your guests outta here." he says.  The room mates ignore him. April walks in joining the group. "Oh so you're back hmm?" April says noticing Allison. "Mhm" Allison says sipping champagne. 

"Guys.. help me get these people out of here" Kyle asks the room mates - once again they all ignore him. "Yo this party is done Karen, enough! Troyce is trying to sleep!" demands Richie. "Yo you both look like her bitches! She's got ya'll whipped like that!" comments Ryder. Richie and Kyle say nothing.


^Confessional - Ryder

I'm just lookin at it like yo these two dweebs really got the balls to end a perfectly good party because one person is going to sleep? Get real man.

Troyce storms out with a blower dryer curled up in one hand with her hair in rolls. "Bitch watch your mouth!" snaps Troyce. "Or what!?" snaps Ryder. "Bitch Imma ka pow yo ass with this hair dryer if you don't calm yo ass down boy!" she snaps. "Yo chill" says Ryder. "I AINT GOINN CHILL. KAREN!" she snarks. April and #teamHBIC stare blankly at Troyce bugging out. "GET YO BUM ASS FRIENDS OUT OF HERE!!" she screams. "Ok ! omg!" cries Karen. "YEAH KAREN!" yells Shayna. "I've been telling you to get them outta here for SOO long now" lies Shayna. "whaaat?" asks a confused Karen. "BITCH WHY YOU LOOK CONFUSED!" yells Troyce pushing Karen to the ground. "Girl you aint got no chill mode!" snaps Deja

"BITCH WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" snaps Troyce getting in Deja's face. Allison smirks, sipping champagne. April is growing irritated. "I know you aint getting buck with me HONEY!" snaps Deja. Producers begin to throw out Karen's guests. "TROYCE STOP!" yells Kyle. Karen gets up and begins drinking another beer. "Put the beer down KAren!" shrieks Shayna. "PUT IT DOWN!" shayna says starting to fake cry. "Please Troyce.... spare my friend.. she has a drinking problem!" Shayna says doing the sign of the cross. "OH MY GOD... GOOD BYE!" says Allison storming into the house.


^Confessional - Allison

Honestly these new bitches are fucking STUPID. Like I really can't. I'm over here chasing MONEY- these bitches are chasing camera time.

"Whattt...?? Did I do?" asks a hysterical Karen covered in ran mascara and leaves & dirt from falling. "Put the drink down bitch your friend is trying to help you!" snaps Troyce. "You have a drinking problem! Lets go inside and calm down" offers Richie. 

Karen cries as she complies with Shayna, Richie, Kyle and Troyce and enter the house.

April flicks her cigarette. "You know, that bitch actually kind of annoying...." comments April. "Who, Troyce?" asks Deja sipping her champagne. "Yes! I'm so over her!" she says flipping her weave.


^Confessional - April

Troyce you're coming onto this show with this attitude that you gotta prove you're the baddest bitch or something.... -flips weave- when we know who that REALLY IS. Why are you acting so hard? Chill out bitch and watch your back I aint no Allison 

[Cali Royalty]

the next day

Confessional Troyce: I wake up with a booming fucking headache because my beauty sleep was interrupted for far too long last night, and these hoes decided to raise my blood pressure with their antics... I honestly don't wanna be bothered, because If I am poked even the slightest bit... Ima go tick tick tick BOOM and fly off the chain.


"You okay Troycee?" asks Kyle concered about his friend.

"No.. I am ready to snap if I get fucked with again" says Troyce.



"You can't let them get to you, half these people here are actors looking for screentime so they can host shows after this shit... It's a business deal to them... Don't let it irritate you. You need to honestly... think more like... Allison" said Richie chiming in..



Troyce and Kyle give a blank stare at Richie...

"What?" says Richie.

Confessional Richie: I am not Allison's biggest fan, but she is a smart business woman. She looks at these people in this house as a joke, because she is about her money and only cares about making her image poppin for potential business deals...


-Flashes to Allison in the pool, sipping a drink..




"Yo April" said Allison, signaling her to come over.

"Yah?" asked April confused.

Confessional Allison: People said this bitch was mimicking me on her season, and I wanna know more because right now, I see ZERO comparison.

"What's up ma?" asked Allison sipping a mamosa.

"Not much...?" said April still confused.

"Damn bitch, why so tense? Everyone believes I am some damn monster not capable of wanting a normal conversation" snapped Allison.

"It's not that... I just am not dumb. I am not Karen, you cannot play me sweety" said April flipping her weave and walking away with attitude.

Allison rolled her eyes and shook her head "What's up with these bitches man?" she whispered to herself..


"April kept walking until she found Gunnger and decided to embrace him... "GUNS!!!" said April excited...

"Hey" said Gunner unenthused.

"Oh... why so dry?" snapped April.

"What?" said Gunner.

"Asshole..." said April flipping her weave and walking away with attitude.

"What's up with her?" said Gunner to himself as he shrugged.

On the other hand...

Shayna and Karen were together curling their hair...

"So what the fuck was up with last night?" snapped Shayna.

"WHAT!? I thought you weren't mad at me anymore" said Karen.

"I am not angry, just disappointed." said Shayna.

Deja overhears everything....

Confessional Deja: Shayna is a dumb bitch and Karen is dumber for allowing herself to be played by her. I have a daughter... "tears up", and I am teaching her to be a STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN!.... and to see this grown ass woman act like a child and be treated as such... hurts me... I have to say something.

Deja storms in clapping her hands.

"Who gives a damn if you're disappointed in her! She is a grown ass woman who can make decisions for herself" snapped Deja.

"Who is even talking to you Deja!?" snaps Shayna.

"I am talking to you, you phony manipulative witch with a wig" snaps Deja.

"Hey hey hey!" yelled Ryder stepping in..

"HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY CANCER YOU BLACK BITCH!" snaps Shayna.

Zooms to Troyce's face... as you hear the sound of car breaks slam.

Confessional Troyce: I don't fucking like Deja, but black bitch??? Really??? Why does it have to be a black bitch? Hell naw.

"HOE WHY YOU GOTTA MAKE IT ABOUT RACE!" snapped Troyce jumping in on Shayna.

"Enough guys DAMN!" snapped Ryder.

"Ryder dude, let them blow off steam" said Kyle peacefully.

"Shut the fuck up faggot" snapped Ryder.

"WHOA DUDE, WATCH IT! TALKING TO HIM THAT WAY!" snapped Richie.

Kyle looked shocked that Richie jumped in for him.

"Oh you guys whining now because you're butt buddies? I am trying to stop these ghetto broads from attacking fucking Shayna, Shayna doesn't even do shit man!" snapped Ryder.

"GHETTO!!!" snapped Deja and Troyce in unison.

Confessional Gunner: I am sitting back watching this and these guys are just digging their own graves with their insensitive comments

"Wow I didn't realize how racist it was in this house" snapped Troyce as she tied up her hair.

"Racist? Get real" snapped Ryder.

Shayna begins to fake cry.

"MY GRANDFATHER IS BLACK" cries out Karen.

"ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!" snaps Allison, storming in with her shades and bikini.

"I just got booked for a show, and I want you all to come! Tickets on me" yells Allison.

everyone stops what their arguing... and looks confused by Allison's niceness.

Confessional Allison: I just caught these fighting idiots off guard with my invitation to my concert... Ima take a new approach this season. Ima kill them with kindness and get them all wrapped around my finger. They think they're getting bitchy Allison... hahahahaha wait til they see fan favorite Allison, Ima still run this house.

[DAViE]

^Confessional - Allison

I'm going to show these noobies early on.. if you can ride with me, then YOU GOOD. I RUN LA. They honestly can't expect to get anywhere without me, right?

-shows montage of several room mates getting ready to go out-

#teamOAB has a secret meeting smoking a cig outside

"These newbies... needa lighten up!" wines Allison. "Dude, totally some of these new girls don't know what a friendly fuck is.." jokes Gunner. "OoooOh you mean April?" hissed Deja sipping on champagne. "Yeah I mean.. she comes up to me and trys to be cute with me" gossips Gunner. "Gunner! You need to keep fucking her!" commands Allison. "I was going to anyway but uhh why does that matter to you?" he asks. "Don't you see Gunner!" snaps Deja. "These new people are acting up. Watch them come for you next" warns Deja. "Drama... me? Please you guys must have me confused for you two" jokes Gunner. "Gunner Imma get you mad pussy my nigga" snaps Allison. "But keep that hoe as your side bitch!" commands Allison. Gunner rolls his eyes.

^Confessional - Gunner

Allison and Deja are up to something. Apparently it's vets vs newbs. I don't see it, but I'll just agree with Allison. She's promising me girls. So, I'm gonna do what I do best.

_Confessional - Allison

I want Gunner to keep fucking April as his side bitch while he fucks other girls because I mean... that's FUNNY. -flips weave- That's good television! -evil laugh-

----Meanwhile in the black room----

Room mates Ryder, Shayna and Karen discuss their issues in the house.

Shayna is crying. "I'm honestly at a point where I don't even know if I wanna be here..." she says through her sobs. Karen cradles her. "Yo stop your crying. Fuck these bitches, they're on some other shit." snaps Ryder.

^Confessional- Ryder

I aint about that type of shit. It aint gonna be girls beating on girls for no reason. Who raised these  broads?

"I mean.. what am I supposed to do? -sobs- should I say sorry?" says a phony Shayna. "No fuck it. You don't owe nobody here an apology. We know you're not racist." says Ryder. "Yeah honey, my grand-pa-pa is black so I know i'm good" says Karen applying red lipstick. "Lets just go have fun" she says taking a shot. "Karen are you drunk!?" asks Shayna "Nooo" lies Karen. "I'm not going to support this basic bitch and her basic black friend" snaps Shayna. "Shayna!" shrieks Karen. "I'm not racist because she's a basic black girl she's a basic black girl because she thinks I"m racist" says Shayna. Ryder side eyes Shayna. "Well I'm going out to have a good time. I'll see ya'll later" he says exiting.

An awkward pause occurs. 

Shayna continues whimpering. "Umm. I'm gonna go out" says Karen sipping her beer. "Of course you are KAREN!" shrieks Shayna. "All you care about is BEER, and wanting to be Allison's friend! IT's PATHETIC" ridicules Shayna. "I'm sorry... I love you! I'll stay" Karen says immediately. "NO GET OUT!" commands Shayna. Karen exits with her head down.

^Confessional - Karen

I feel like I'm losing the only friend I have here.. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

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Allison's pink hummer limo pulls up for her and Deja and Gunner arrives.



While April, Ryder, Roro, Karen, Kyle get in their regular house limo

^Confessional - April

I'm going to this venue to hang out with Gunner and have some fun with the rest of the house.

^Confessional - Kyle

Troyce and Richie are staying behind to smoke a blunt and have a chill night. Me.. I think I'm gonna try and get some


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Allison performs at a sold out show, 



while the rest of the room mates party back stage.

bottles, drugs, cigarettes, d-list celebs, groupies and beer cans fill the room.

^Confessional - Karen

This is a life style I can get used to

Deja sips champagne and sits on a Baller's lap flirting. "How much ya last man make?" asks the gangsta. "Baby don't play that" slurrs Deja as she hits the joint Kyle passes her. "I bet he aint take care of you like trick daddy could." he spits. "Oh trick daddy gonna take care of me?" she says pushing on his lap. Kyle grabs the J and continues chatting with a rocker girl.

Roro dances like a hoe on the Dj with Karen

"Girl it's hot in here!" she shrieks to Karen. "I know girl!" says KAren. "Bitch take i need my shirt off!" says a beligerant Roro taking her top off and booty poppin
Ryder meanwhile 




^Confessional - Ryder

I'm doing my thing, I'm taking shots, I'm dancing with girls, I'm doing my thing




"You're the most beautiful girl in the house" slurrs Gunner into April's ear while they dance together. April winks at him as the two share a passionate kiss.

^Confessional - April

I don't know what it is about Gunner but I can't help but go back for more.. It's definitely a fatal attraction



-at the house-

Troyce lets out a big cloud of smoke as she passes the blunt to Richie. "Yo -coughing/choking- this shit is fire" says Richie as he takes a hit. "Damn right" says a very chilled out Troyce. Shayna walks outside sipping champagne. "Oh.. am I interrupting something?" she asks. "Noo sit" offers Richie passing the blunt to Shayna. "Oh I-i-i"

"DOOO ITTT" pressures Troyce. Shayna hits the blunt.

^Confessional - Troyce

I am in my woosah state right now. So imma give Shayna a chance right now.

-2 mins later-

The 3 are talking and acting like best friends.

"So I just want to clear it up that like.. I respect you... and I know how I may look from my last season but.. I'm different" continues Shayna. Richie nods. "Imma keep it real, you was acting like a scary ass bitch last season you did all this plotting and never said shit" explains Troyce. "I know but.. I learned I need to speak my mind and I do! I'm not afraid of Allison." she explains. "Word. She has backed you up" says Richie planting the seed.

"So what do you want? To be best friends? Not gonna happen boo." snaps Troyce. "Noo! I just want you to give me the chance to prove to you that I'm real" offers Shayna.

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm trying to make peace with Troyce because she is honestly a bull. I'm gonna earn her trust then I'm gonna wave the red cape and have her charge where I see fit.

^Confessional - Troyce

I have a heart America. We are all here for a second chance at showing another side to ourselves after our original seasons. Imma give the bitch a chance.

[eric]

After the performance, Allison walks out to meet her fellow roomates in the VIP section with a giant fur coat on, and she brought a special guest along with her just to show them she has the LA hookup.

Karen flips out and fangirls

"OMG RAY J! I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!, MY GRANDFATHER IS BLACK!!! I LOVE THAT SHOW LOVE AND HIP HOP AND ALLSTAR BATTLE, I TRIED OUT FOR FOR THE LOVE OF RAY J!!!" yells Karen.

Roro also freaks out

"OH MY GOODNESS!!!! RAY J YA TU SABES!" she yells

Deja gets up off her tick daddy's lap and walks over to Ray J.

Confessional Deja: Ray J isn't really my type, but Oprah Michelle can use a rich stepdad.

Ryder and Gunner get uncomfortable and a little jealous... 

"How did Kim K feel?" asked Gunner 

Ray J just ignores the question and gives Karen an autograph.

April goes over and pushes up her boobs and shakes Ray J's hand.

"Ima fan of your sister Brandy, very nice to meet you" says April.

Gunner stares in envy.

"Yeah we are both fans of your sister..." says Gunner grabbing April from behind and holding her to assert his dominance and show Ray J that April is his.

"That's nice, I will tell Brandy that I met two of her biggest fans, and I must say you guys are lucky to be friends with this girl right here. She is true talent" says Ray J pointing at Allison.

Allison blushes

"Awww thanks Ray, hahaha we go way back y'all." says Allison

Confessional Allison: I knew that bringing him would have these lessers at my feet, what can I say? I am truly on my good behavior



The cast all take pics and chat with Ray J, with the exception of some bitter haters like Troyce and Gunner


(PICTURED ABOVE, Roro, Deja, and Ray J)

April whispers to Gunner in the corner

"What was that about..? You were just avoiding me this morning" 

"Avoiding? Oh no baby... I was just having a bad morning, I could never avoid someone so gorgeous" lied Gunner...

Later that night the rest of the roomates head back home...

"That was a good time thank you Allison" says Deja.

"YASSS THANK YOU ALLISON! That was so bomb mamacita" says Roro.

"Oh you're welcome girls... but some people don't seem appreciative" says Allison side eyeing Troyce.

"Oh yeah, thanks" said Troyce.

"You can add some cheerfulness and gratefulness in that ton sweety" said Allison.

"Bitch I said thank you, I am not gonna kiss your ass." said Troyce.

"Dang Troyce calm down, she just showed us a good time the least you could do is say thank you." said Ryder.

"Ryder why the fuck are you always on my dick nigga!? SHIT! You always got something to fucking say in regards to me" snapped Troyce.

"Because you a bully man, you a bully" says Ryder, who's still a little buzzed.

"Says the guy who hung me off of a balcony" snapped Richie.

"Want me to do it AGAIN!?" snapped Ryder.

"Oh and I thought you changed bro... I dare you, and then watch you pack your bags" snapped Richie.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Allison gives a Natalie laugh to all the childish drama.

Kyle steps in and tells Troyce and Richie that Ryder isn't worth it because he's a drunk mess, and the 3 of them walk off... Shayna and Karen follow Richie, Troyce, and Kyle to the backyard pool area too, but Deja catches Karen's arm.

"Wait baby girl." says Deja.

Confessional Deja: Karen and Roro's behavior tonight isn't the way you hit on a rich man, you do it classy and sultry, not skanky and belligerent.

"All I gotta say is one word" etiquette" hisses Deja as she points to Roro and Karen.

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?" snaps Roro.

"You don't know what etiquette means? Well lemme say it in spanish... etiqueta" snaps Deja.

"OH HELL NO BITCH! Don't come at me, I saw you flirting with that pimp guy over there and that wasn't classy puta, so don't come at me sideways because I will fuck you up" snapped Roro.

"I am classy, I have never been ghetto honey" says Deja




"I don't care, what you say... you shouldn't even be on this cast" snaps Roro.

"But you have a child too! So why are you here?" snaps Deja.

"But bitch you are old" snaps Roro.




"I just wanna say..." whimpers Karen.

"I appreciate your advice, and I wanna try to act more classy" says Karen.

"Look Karen..." says Allison interrupting Roro and Deja's petty argument.

"I want you to come to my book signing with Deja and I, it's called "From Bitch to Boss, by a Millionaire"... It's about my personal journey, I think it'll help you get on the right track... Unlike Roro, I don't think you're a loss cause." whispered Allison to Karen.

Confessional Allison: Do I really wanna help Karen? Nah I don't care, I just think she's more easily manipulated than Roro.

"I'd love to come with you ladies, I can learn a lot from you guys" laughs Karen in excitement as she shakes her boobs.

"Yeah... don't do that." says Deja with disapproval of Karen's titty shaking.

"Sorry ma'am" says Karen.

"Yeah, we flip our weaves instead" said Deja.

Roro rolled her eyes and walked away.

"OMG Thanks for trying to help me better myself!" says Karen as she ran up and hugged and squeezed Allison and Deja.

Shayna watched from a distance in envy and jealousy as Richie's words replayed in her head about Allison backing her into a corner...

Confessional Shayna: I think it's time to bring the manipulative bitch back... I will not be upstaged, takes off wig and has a mental breakdown with a bald head and mascara running. I will NOT BE UPSTAGED!

[DAViE]

While the girls are busy bickering over nonsense. April and the boys are hanging with a bunch of random groupies in the hot tub.



^Confessional - Gunner

I hear the girls fighting downstairs, and by all means they can worry about who likes who and who's the bigger bitch and all that shit on their time. Me, I'm here on vacation not drama.


"So you guys are on the real worlddddd??" slurrs a drunk groupie bitch on Kyle's lap. Ryder has some random guidette girl on his lap. While April sits between Gunner and his potential groupie. "Anyway as I was saying," interrupts Kyle. "Yeah I'm just about done with my PHD in psychology... not sure what I'm gonna do next" he says making conversation. Ryder rolls his eyes.

^Confessional - Ryder

If I'm being frank. Kyle is fucking whack. I don't get why this dude is here. What did this guy do to be an all stars? I just don't see it. The kid is whack -chuckles-


"Is it ok if I take my top off in here?" Ryder's groupie asks. "Yeah do you girl" he says

Roro joins the guys upstairs

^Confessional - Roro

I am removing maself from da situation because I know imma pop Deja in the mouth if she keeps runnin it. I see da boys are having fun in the hot tub soo imma join dem.

"YEPA!!! DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME" hollars Roro belligerently as she spills her beer on her skirt.

"YAY!!!" cheer the stupid drunk groupie bitches. Roro runs to the hot tub. "No clothes allowed bitch!" yell the groupies as they and Roro all strip and jump into the hot tub with the boys. 

April side eyes the bitch

^Confessional - April

Honestly ya'll I don't even know Roro. I was on the show with her for like a week at most? I don't know, anyway... I had NO idea this bitch with this dirty! Ew, like bitch I don't want yo nana breathing in my hot tub.

"How you doin bae" Roro hisses to Ryder's Groupie. "Yo shes mine!" jokes Ryder. "No we can share" says the dumb groupie- as she begins passionately kissing Roro. "YEEEEEPPPAAAA" yells Roro. "Damn Roro you're nuts haha!" jokes Richie. "How you doin Richie" says Roro sitting on Richie's lap. "What's up Roro?" teases Richie. "Pass me a beer bae" she says seductively. "Roro honey, are you sure you've haven't had enough?" asks April flipping her weave. "If i wan a beer imma have a nudda one ight" she snaps. "Girl I'm just sayin" says April rolling her eyes.

"Play nice girls" comments Gunner. "Okay Gunnner boo<3" flirts Roro. April turns red.  "We can have more fun down stairs" April whispers into Gunner's ear.

^Confessional - Gunner

April's giving me the cue that she wants it.. so I'm out!

"-fake yawn- Well... I'm tired guys, it's been fun good night" says Gunner exitting the hot tub. "Yeah um.. I'm kinda tired soo... I'm going to sleep hahaa" says April awkwardly as the two try be sneaky.

^Confessional - April

I don't want the house up in my business like they were on my last season. If I wanna fuck someone it's my business. That shit Troyce tried to pull the other night was dumb. Richie so far has been cool about it...I kinda feel like he watches us bang though -rolls eyes-

Meanwhile an intoxicated Roro is being passed round the hot tub like a piece of meat.




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later that night

-shows night cam-

Roro and Kyle sneak into a confessional room together

"Ay papi!!" "OH yes Roro!!"

Moans are heard

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THE NEXT DAY

The room mates are incredibly hung over so they're having a chill morning, Gunner is cooking breakfast for the house.

Outside: Allison, Deja, April, Karen are tanning by the pool, while Ryder is swimming Laps. Troyce and Shayna smoke in a distance staring at their enemies.


"Deja, there's something I want to tell you" Allison says humbly. "hmm?" "Ray-J wants you, so you need to ditch trick daddy's broke ass!" commands Allison. "Omg Deja that's wonderful!" says Karen excitedly. Deja's heart flutters

^Confessional - Deja

-sips champagne- I am ready... to open my heart to someone for the first time in years. This is a big step for me.. I in it for the love of Ray J<3

"I want a rich black man too" Karen admits. "AHAHAHA" laughs Allison. "Please Karen you have booty do!" laughs April- "Whaa?" Karen says dumbly. "AHAHAHAHAHAHA" laughs Allison. "Bitch your stomach sticks out more then your ass!" snaps Deja. Shayna smiles brightly from afar

^Confessional - Shayna

I see these fake bitches over there bullying my old minion, serves you right Karen for picking the wrong side!

"Omgosh, you're right!" admits Karen. "I need liposuction" she admits. "And a new weave" comments Deja. "Allison do you think I need a nose job?" she asks. "Yes honey." Allison says with her hand on her heart.

Ryder steps out of the pool to join the girls for a cig



"YUMMMM" yells Allison. "Easy killer" he jokes. "So you did you get a piece of Roro last night Ryder?" April jokes. "Hell no!" he laughs with the group. "That bitch is DISGUSTING" comments Deja. "Omg she's a lost cause" Allison says rolling her eyes. "I don't know guys, Roro seems niceee." wines Karen. "Shut up bitch!" snaps Allison.
"Yes master!" she whispers.

"That bitch is dirty. She hasn't showered in days" says Deja. "Ew she is disgusting, I can't believe I was up in that hot tub, never again" says April. Troyce over hears this from afar.

^Confessional - Troyce

So Roro was up in my room last night fucking Kyle. Whatever aint my business. But the way ya'll are talking about the pussy my boy just smashed is gonna make HIM look bad. So imma let Roro know wassup so she can clear her name

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Troyce walks in on Roro and Kyle cuddling in their room

"Roro can I talk to you for a second?" Troyce asks. "Ok que pasa?" she asks in the hall way

^Confessional - Kyle

I honestly don't even remember last night. I'm just a decent enough guy to cuddle with a girl after having sex with her sooo.. Hopefully Roro doesn't think too much into what happened between us.

"I just want you to know that I hear April sayin some shit like 'oh Roro don't shower, and like um She smashed everyone in the jacuzzi" says Troyce. "Why my name in her mouth tho?" asks Roro

^Confessional - Troyce

Okay so I could barely make out who said what outside. But Imma snitch bc I want some shit to pop off that aint about me for once damn. I can be a puppet master too boo -flips weave-

^Confessional - Roro

Yo why they playin with me. Why my name always in everybody mouth? I don't understand yo! Do you!

Roro comes storming downstairs like a bat out of hell interrupting Gunner's breakfast.

"April!!" calls Roro. Deja sips her champagne. "What's up?" she says getting up from the table. Alison side eyes Roro

"Why you sayin I'm dirty and you don't wanna go to the jacuzzi n shit?" asks Roro inching closer to April.

^Confessional - April

I don't know how this bitch knows we were talkin shit but I'm trying to eat my boo's omlette. Do not disturb me right now.

"FIRST OF ALL, BITCH!" yells April. Gunner becomes alarmed



."FIRST OF ALL BITCH" yells Roro back "FIRST OF ALL BITCH, ALL I SAID...!!" says April as Roro puts her hand in her face. April shoves Roro, Then Roro goes for the swing, but April grabs Roro's armSLAMMing Roro to the ground "BITCCCCCH" yells Roro while the cast stands idly there



April swings on Roro in a headlock

END EPISODE