Episode 1: "I'm just here to have fun"

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RWFH: L.A
REDEMPTION

Eleven former Real Worlders gather for a special eleventh season of the Real World.
Not too far from season 10's location of San Diego, Real World returns to California, this time in L.A

-shows montage of Los Angeles-






These Real Worlders know they have been invited to an All Star season, but don't know that this time is a chance at redemption

A tall athletic light skin black girl rides on the back of a bentley convertible as it pulls up to her new mansion. "I hope these bitches are ready for me!!" she chants excitedly while she shakes her breasts.

Troyce
The Tigress

"I'm in my city!! and I'M READY!" 

"I never realized how much Real World changed my life until I watched myself back on tv. I look at my life now and I'm just totally blessed. I have people naming their kids after me, I have women approaching me saying I am a source of strength for them -fake tears- I'm a role model on what a strong woman should be."

"I AM one of the biggest names in Real World so it's no shocker to me that I am here. On my season... a buncha hoes kept trying me so I had to check them"

"However America, I am NOT  a violent person. I do not condone violence, but at the same time don't ever be someone's door mat."

"NOLA made me realize I'm a pretty bitch and since my season I've quit starbucks and and work my karate instructing gig and have been preparing to open my own karate dojo for women. Right now I have a karate fitness instruction video coming out soon 'Booty bully beat down' and while I'm here this season I plan on working on my BRAND and continuing to be a role model for women"

Troyce arrives to the mansion and is immediately STUNNED by it's beauty that sits just below the Holloywood sign that L.A is infamous for.

"AHHHHHHHHHHH ALL STARS HOLLYWOOD LA!!! BABY" she screams as she dances and runs through the house. Examining the jacuzzi, the backyard pool, the stripper pole, pool tables, a home gym, a tennis court and finally a shrine room for the All Stars

"Oh my god we have a gym this time!!! finally!" she cheers. "Where's my room?! Where's my room?!" she excitedly asks production as she runs around the house.

^Confessional - Troyce

So I'm back America -waves-. I'm first in the house this time which is just GREAT! I get first dibs on everything. I'm totally stunned by this mansion and I'd like to stop and smell the roses, but right now all I care about is getting the room that I want.

Troyce discovers the four bedrooms. "Four rooms? -begins counting the bed- Eleven?"





^Confessional - Troyce

Okay, so there's eleven beds? That is an overkill on the amount of room mates.  Since season 9 there's been 7 room mates in the house at once and THAT was too much, how am I supposed to deal with 4 extra hoes? That's when I notice there's a 2  bed room. That one is MINE and I aint sharing unless I fuck with you! 

Troyce walks back into the All Star shrine room to examine the other ten room mates. "Fake ass bitch" she says pointing to Shayna's pic. "Ohhhhh I don't like you" she says pointing at Karen's photo. "DAMN he is sexy" she says examining Ryder's photo. "OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HONEY" she says looking at Alison's photo which depicts her with an evil smile " 'I run L.A'" she reads aloud from Alison's blurb. "This bitch better not come in here thinking she runs L.A" she says flipping her weave and popping her bubble gum. "7 bitches and 4 dudes. -pauses- KYLE!!!!" she says excitedly. 

^Confessional - Troyce

I'm looking at the cast and I am pretty excited, this is definitely an all star cast. I mean, I wish there were more guys because SOME of these girls I see are extra cady. There are some I'm excited to see -shows Kyle's photo- others... not so much - shows Karen and Shayna's pic-. Hopefully I can avoid confrontation this time around and focus on just having pure fun.

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A thin petite blonde struts with with a newport in one hand while adjusting her blonde wig as she approaches a blonde hair, blue eyed, big busty girl who is laying on a beach chair sipping champagne. "omg hi bitch! I'm Shayna!" she says extending her hand to the blonde in a g- string bikini exposing her fake ass. -Diva fan blows- -sips champagne- "Karen" she says extending her hand so that her giant diamond engagement ring shines in the sun light. Shayna side eyes the hoe.

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"You know what my problem is? In general - in life, I just don't give a fuck. -stank face-

Shayna
The Victim Turned Villain

"On my season I was known for starting ALL the drama then ended up getting the shit kicked outta me at the reunion. -rolls eyes-" 

"I wouldn't say I intentionally start drama or you know, manipulate people... things just happen to fall exactly how I want... all the time"

"Even though I can be an evil schemy vindictive and conniving bitch..  I still want to to have like -blank stare-, long lasting relationships and build meaningful friendships and stuff."[/div][/div]

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"All my friends are black. So like, I'm hoping some sistas are on this season with me -bats eyes-"

Karen

Miss Insecure

"If I'm being honest.... I predict everyone is gonna hate me -looks terrified-"

"On my season I was known as a crazy ex porn star.. but I am more then just a former porn star. I'm here in L.A now learning how to build my brand.. I have a hot sauce coming out... so I'm excited"

"I really want to make new friends this time around because Hawaii was a total disaster.. my only friends leaving the house were Libby and Trish... who -begin to cry- are both dead! -hysterically crying-"

"I just want to show the world a new side to me... I want to prove that I have a voice, that I am smart, and that I know I deserve the best for myself.

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^Confessional - Shayna

So the first person I meet is Karen... who as I approach could easily be mistaken for a dead whale that has washed ashore on the beach. Her body... is ATROCIOUS. She is totally not symmetrical ! Her tits and ass are so fucking fake.. her eye lashes, her tan, her busted weave.... I can see smoke stains are her teeth... like... SHE'S DISGUSTING.

"Wow you're so pretty!" lies Shayna. "Thank you too!" Karen says back, "Are you ready to turn up?!" Karen says chewing on a strawberry. "Oh of course honey, but easy now, I wanna take my time" says Shayna as she pours a glass of champagne. "So I'm not gonna lie... I heard some other girls from your season might be around" says Karen nonchalantly. "Are you nervous?? Is there anyone I should watch out for?" asks Karen sipping her champagne. Shayna pauses and sips on her champagne slowly, "there's a few people I can do without, but like... I'm here for a NEW experience" says Shayna. Karen nods agreeingly.

^Confessional - Karen

Shayna had cancer, so she's in my prayers. I watched last season and I know Shayna is the LAST person to be trusted... but.... -does sign of the cross- she HAD CANCER! So I feel like it's my religious duty, to at least give her a chance and see if she CAN be a good person.

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm really going to try and fly under the radar this time around because I'm sure everyone is going to be out to get me -shows Roro and April-. I'm like really here to make actual friends, and I guess I'll try with Karen since she's the person I'm going into the house with..

A limo pulls up for the girls

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Back at the mansion... a rugged yet sophisticated young man sporting raybans pulls into the driveway in one of the house's Jeep Wranglers




^Confessional - Kyle

I'm pulling up to the mansion and I'm just so eager to meet the fellow all stars and get to explore Los Angeles

Troyce comes running out of the mansion to see who's arrived. "KYLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" she hollers. Kyle steps out of the jeep smiling brightly. "Hey Troyce" he says as the two old friends embrace in a hug.

Kyle

The Reformed Rebel

"I'm really not your guy casted onto the Real World, if anything it's because I am so real."

"I'm probably most known from my season as the peace maker who some how ended in a lot of conflict. Unlike other people I try to reason and get people to a mutual understanding when there is conflict, but of course the fame whores are going to act up to get there 15 minutes."

"Me and Tracey broke up. Things between us got abusive, the relationship was really wearing us down and it even got physical a few times. So I am here single and doing me. I'm coming into this experience open minded and hoping for the best, just like last time.

^Confessional - Kyle

Seeing Troyce again is great. We had a great friendship on our season and we're friends outside the realm of 'The Real World', I'm sure things will continue the same while here.

"Kyle come look at the house!" she says grabbing his arm and dragging him through the place. "Stunning, this place is way nicer then our season's" says Kyle.  The two stop in the all star shrine. "So we rooming together? It's just us from our season, the rest of them... well you see for yourself". "Yeah for sure. Good mix they got here. Glad to see they didnt bring King" remarks Kyle. "Or those other two hoes!" jokes Troyce. "We're the all stars bitch!" she jokes sipping her beer.

The door bell rings.

The Kyle and Troyce look at each other " Someone's here!" he says as the two jet down stairs.

The door bell rings again

"We comin! Damn!" comments Troyce as she and Kyle open the door to find a mid sized carmel woman sporting a black dress already sipping on some champagne. 

"Where do you want my things~?" she says with a dramatic pause.

Deja

The Double Standard

"I'm back, and divorced -maniacal laugh-. Because Dorian won All stars 2, he was able to buy an incredible lawyer and basically purchased custody of Oprah Michelle!"

"Being away from my daughter... -begining to cry- losing her... it's been absolutely devastating. I'll admit.. I do turn to champagne as a comfort tool. and I'll admit.. I can be a bit of a bitch some times...but I don't deserve my daughter being taken away!

"I'm coming back on national television, to L.A to hopefully find myself a husband and turn things around! -sips champagne-"

"I'm currently going in and out of court because of a charge I got.... so you may see me leave the house on occassion to take care of that, but... -shrugs- a bitch gotta do what a bitch gotta do."

"Well nice to meet you too" snaps Troyce. "OH I thought because of how you're dressed you were like with production or something" she says dryly. "I'm Deja" she says sipping her champagne. "I'm Kyle" he says extending his hand. "I'm Troyce girl. I see you already turning up" comments Troyce. "I'm ready to go out tonight!" says Deja with a lot of energy

^Confessional - Deja

My initial impression of Kyle and Troyce is they're not dressed appropriately, this is the FIRST DAY after all -shrgs-... but, I can tell they're not all that grown yet either. But they have good energy and seem like they want to have fun. We're only here for a little while, so I'm gonna have fun.

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Inside a limo are two former room mates with a distinct past shared between the two.

^Confessional - Richie

This is the most awkward limo ride of my life right now.

^Confessional - Ryder

I'm sitting in the limo across from Richie and I can tell that this pussy is terrified of me, and with good reason.

Ryder
Mr.Wrong

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"Alotta people know me as the big bad wolf. I'm known from my season for having the worst temper possible."

"But that was 4 years ago, me and heather have broken up, I'm single now, I'm a grown man now. I'm not gonna let some little punk fuck with me any more."

"Since my season my reputation and public image has been shattered, people see me on the streets and they're like afraid to look me in the eye or somethan. But I aint like that."

"I'm coming onto All stars to show the world a different side to me. I'm not fighting, I promise that."

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Richie grabs two beers from the cooler and tosses one to Ryder. "Yo lighten up" he says. Ryder catches the beer and gives Richie a nod.

Richie

The Leader

"Since my season ended I really haven't done much of anything. I'm 26 and still living that 21 year old life style. It's time for me to grow up!"

"I go out every night and party no matter what the occasion.... and dude I gotta cut that shit out. I just moved back home because the club appearance money just wasnt cutting it to live on my own...."

"I just can't help it though, I'm just incredibly impulsive and extroverted I don't know what to do with all this energy so I just... party haaha.... -puts head down- . 

"Truthfully what I think I need is some sort of commitment or attachment to settle me down, then maybe I'll be able to find something productive to utilize my energy"

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"Ay dios mio!" screeches a short little puerto rican girl as she spills some vodka on her dress as her limo hits a bump pulling up to the mansion

"I think I'm a little tipsy.." she hisses to herself as she pours champagne for herself instead. "Champagne ju kno, tryina keep it classy" she says flipping her weave as the doorman opens her limo door and she exits walking to the mansion. "Heeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooo?!!!" she yells. "Am I gonna have to break in again??" she jokes with production. "ALLLOOOO"!! as the mansion door opens.

"Hi there!" says Deja welcoming the new room mate, "Oh a replacement?" asks a curious Troyce. "Nena, my name is Roro, anddd I'm an original here, dats all dat matters, okay?" snaps a fiesty Roro. "Oh I like you!" jokes Troyce hugging Roro

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Roro

The NewYorRican

"People may remember me as likeee a drunk latina girl... and it's because it's true! I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I did nothing wrong on my season. I was single while on the show, dere was people harassing me so I had to fight, so if you want to judge me i don't give a fuck because only god can judge me okay? besos -muah-"

"Since this show, I have been working full time as a dancer for dis latino exotic dance lounge... okay, ya, it sounds a bit slutty. But I don't take my clothes off, I am not a stripper.. -begins to tear up- I may not have custody over Misha.. but -sobbing- I do my -slams hand on heart- DAMN best to be a good mother to him yo!"

"I'm back in California and I'm coming here single -puckers ups- and ready to mingle. I'm here to have fun!"

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^Confessional - Roro

I don't care if people think that just because I was a replacement on my season makes me any less of an All star. If I'm here, it's because I earned this spot boo!


"So where are the rooms?" asks Roro. "Well, so far me and Troyce got the double, and the rest of the rooms have 3 beds" says Kyle. "I'm in the yellow room" says Deja sipping her champagne. "Oh whatchu drinkin girl" asks Roro clinking champagne glasses with Deja. "Oh beldezair roizea" says Deja rolling her eyes back and flipping her weave. "Oh this aint even champagne girl! Shit! This is box wine!" admits and jokes Roro. Troyce and Kyle share a laugh, Deja appears disgusted.

^Confessional - Deja

I can kind of understand why some people may call her....-says very dryly- "Ro-Ro the Roach". -sips champagne- Why is she drinking box wine in a champagne glass? That's disrespectful.

Roro examines all the rooms. Deja follows along investigating Roro. "So you're a mother~?" asks Deja subtly. Roro pops her bubble gum "Mhm I have a son, his name is Misha, he's 6 years old" she says happily. "Don't you have a daughter?" Roro asks. Deja holds her heart, "Yes, Oprah Michelle, my... -sobs- daughter." she says. "Why you cryin girl" asks Roro confused. "Well, it's nothing" says Deja.

"Well I like the yellow room" says Roro as she places her stuff on the bed. "Oh... looks like we're room mates" Deja acknowledges, sipping her champagne.

"Another limo is here!" yells Kyle from down stairs as Deja and Roro join the rest of the lot.

"PARTYYYYYYYYYYS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" yells Richie as he kicks open the door. "Whats up everyone" says Ryder sipping on his beer casually. "Oh hi Richie" says Deja. "Hey there. The rest of you... who are you?! I'm Richie" he says. "What's up dawg I'm Troyce" she says dapping Richie. "Hi" says Roro pouring shots for everyone. "I'm Roro, shots? Everyone?" she says "Sure!" the cast says in unison. "Okay so I don't know any of you.." says Ryder as he begins making his rounds. "I'm Kyle" he says introducing himself to Richie
, Richie's heart sinks when he sees Kyle. All of the room mates take a shot together.


^Confessional - Richie

I'm seeing a lot of new faces, which I like. I like fresh meat, always makes things interesting. My eyes instantly go to Kyle I can't even lie dude, that guy is so handsome holy shit.

"So want me to show you guys your rooms?" offers Troyce who is looking at Ryder like a piece of meat.

^Confessional - Troyce

Ryder is... S-E-X-Y. He is this big buff rugged MAN! I love it. 


"So these are the only two rooms no one's claimed, the red and black and then the yellow room has one bed left." says Troyce. Richie and Ryder each claim one room. Richie taking the red room and Ryder taking the black room.

"So have you ever been to L.A?" Troyce asks Ryder, following him to his room. "Nah. I know it's dope though" he says. "I'm grewup here before moving to seattle. So. I know what's poppin, maybe I'll show you what's up" she says winking at him. Ryder snarks confidently. "You know what's up? pssh" he says teasingly. "Boy I'mma show you!" she says giggling and skipping away.

^Confessional - Ryder

Of course Troyce is attracted to me.. I mean -gestures to self- look at me. I know every girl in this house is gonna be after me. I just gotta keep my options open you know, see what's out there.. have a little fun.. 

The door bell rings

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" yells Karen as she walks through door in her g string bikini. Shayna creeps behind her. "Hello ladies!" yells Troyce from upstairs. 

^Confessional - Troyce

Low and behold, it's the two bitches I said I didn't like. 1. Shayna I already know from jump you're a fake ass bitch, and 2. Karen why is your dumb ass running around saying black guys only want white pussy?! You dumb ass bitch I oughta slap the shit outta you!


^Confessional - Karen

TROYCE is the first room mate I see and I'm just glad I see a sista. I wanna be everyone's friend so I definitely want such a strong woman to like me.

"Hi so nice to meet you I'm Karen!" she says happily, "I'm Shayna" she says softly walking up the stairs softly to join Troyce. "Hey there" says Kyle introducing himself. "I know who you are, Shayna! You gonna be phony bitch this time around?" Troyce asks instantly. Shayna looks shocked. "-gasps- No! Never" she whimpers. Troyce flips her weave, as Deja slithers into the conversation. "Deja, a pleasure" she says sipping her champagne and eyeing Karen. "Are you ready for the beach honey?" she asks Karen. "She's looking for some black dick" remarks Troyce.  Roro strolls in drinking a beer now. "Wassup nena, I'm Roro" she says to Karen, ignoring Shayna. Shayna says nothing. "Oh gosh! I do love some black dick" she says idiotically. Troyce gives her a look. "I'm Karen honey, hii" she says to Roro hugging her.


^Confessional - Shayna

I feel attacked right off the bat by Troyce. I don't even know you and you wanna call me a phony bitch??? Like, where did you learn your manners? That is not how you greet someone....

^Confessional - Roro

I see Shayna in the mansion and I dead ass wanna vomit. That bitch is pure filth and I want NOTHIN to do with her. So imma do my best to avoid her and simply pretend she is not dere.

Richie joins the cast. "What's up, what are we doing? We should be getting ready for tonight, I'm Richie by the way" he says while introducing himself to Shayna. "Nice to meet you" she says. "Word, that's whats up imma go get a bottle!" cheers Roro. "What about the rest of the room mates?" asks Kyle. "Fuck em!" jokes Richie as the cast heads to the lounge to begin drinking together. " Umm.. I'm gonna place my things down" says Shayna as she joins the black room with Ryder.

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Troyce pulls Karen aside

"Listen home girl, what was that shit I saw you saying on youtube about black guys only like white pussy?? What's up with that?!" snaps Troyce. Karen becomes upset "Are you mad at me?" she asks. "Bitch answer the question!" she snaps. "Well it was just a remark..... that my exfiance made because he's black and I'm white.." she says blinking dumbly.

Troyce rolls her eyes "ight then" she says strolling off. Karen begins to cry

^Confessional - Troyce

Look I know Karen used to be a prostitute or something, but that does not give her right to say black men like white pussy more that is racist, and I as black woman am offended and will not tolerate that shit.

A second jeep wrangler pulls up to the mansion

out steps a tall athletic white male nearing his 30s

"What do they got for me this time?" he say enthusiastically.

Gunner

The Womanizer

"I'm leaving my life back home to come do this show. It's a little nuts I more of an all star then I realized haha"


"I actually live in Los Angeles so I'm pretty familiar with the area. I own and manage a custom auto shop garage, called Gas Monkey. We take old cars, build em up again, sell em, profit. We also do a number of other customizations. It's been a huge hit thanks to my great team and some of the fame from the show."

"I live a very active life style, California has mountains and trails all over the place so in my free time I try to keep myself out doors."

"Since my season I have not been in a committed relationship. I don't know man.. ladies love gunner and Gunner love the ladies. I'm hoping theres some beautiful women in this house who are coming to have some fun because I sure am."

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Gunner walks into the house "What's up everybody?!" he says walking in on the cast drinking, playing kings and chatting together. "Gunner!" cheers Deja as she jumps and hugs him.

^Confessional - Deja

Finally, an ACTUAL all star in the building. I mean really, who are all these newbies?

Roro's eyes light up. "Wassup pretty boy, I'm Roro" she says slurring. Deja side eyes Roro. "Looks like almost everyone's here" he says "Any beds left?" he asks. "WATERFALL!" calls Richie as the room mates ignore Gunner and begin chugging. "Oh shit!" says Gunner as he quickly grabs a beer and joins in. "My room's full" says Ryder. "Yeah I have 2 beds empty" says Richie. "We have one" says Deja. "Oh yea.. we doo~~~" hisses Roro. "I think I'm gonna room with a dude this time if that's cool" says Gunner as he heads up stairs.

^Confessional - Roro

I see Gunner and no lie my panties get wet. I wanna fuck him -shrug- I aint gon' lie. 

"This is boring, are you guys ready to go out?" asks Richie. "Yeah fuck it, lets bounce" agrees Troyce. "I think I'm going to stay behind" says Deja softly. "Aww why not nena?" asks Roro. "I'd just like to greet the last two room mates" says Deja. "Who are we waiting on anyway?" asks Ryder. "Who even cares, you guys ready?" asks Richie. "WE OUT!!" agrees Roro. "Oh yay! Party time!" says Karen jiggling her titties. "Gunner we're about to be out, you coming?" Kyle calls as gunner joins them

Richie, Troyce, Kyle, Ryder, Shayna, Karen, Gunner proceed to the limo, leaving Deja behind

^Confessional - Gunner

I guess everyone's just itching to party in L.A so we're heading out. Guess we'll meet the rest later.

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Meanwhile

"Skimpy dress? Check. Nails did? Check. Hair stunnin'? Check. A bad bitch with an ego"  says a tall athletic olive skin girl as she lays out on a beach chair in an elegant  restaurant patio awaiting a room mate.

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April

The Femme Fatale

"Most people who watched me said I'm like... a bad bitch. Like it is what it is, I'm not trying to be anything I'm not. I'm just... that bitch"

"But people forget like I'm actually a really nice person. I may have beat up a cancer victim... but like did you guys see what she put my through? I'm all about loyalty and that bitch was faker then her hair."

"Since my season ended I signed a modelling contract with UMA modelling agency which is based in NY. I travel all the time, doing photoshoots and runways. Things are really looking up."

"Coming into all stars, I'm gonna definitely be less naive and not believe everyone is my friend. I've learned that I can trust the wrong people some times and I some how always end up getting hurt.."

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^Confessional - April

So I'm supposed to be meeting a room mate, who is now about 3 hours late. Like bitch, where you at? Hopefully it's a sexy boy because I need some eye candy right now.


High heels clank with each dramatic step down the hall way as a room mate approaches. "MAUAHAHAA" cackles a delusional OAB. "Hiiiiiiiiiiii" says Alison approaching April from behind "Welcome to MY city" says Alison smiling brightly. "You're who I'm meeting?" asks April. "Mhmh. I'm Alison, nice to meet you" she says snobbily. "It's April" she says shaking her hand, then flipping her weave. Alison smiles evily

^Confessional - Alison

This girl April is kinda fiesty. And from what I understand she is a WANNABE me. So this should be kinda fun -winks- Sorry bitch, the QUEEN BEE is here and you're in MY kingdom.

Alison

Queen Bee

"I'm like known as an evil bitch. But I'm really not the same Alison as I was from my season. First of all -flashes engagement ring- I'm like, engaged to this rich old man who owns a maple syrup company... i love him. Second of all, I am a BUSINESS first woman. I'm  a  solo artist now... and I have a book coming out. "From bad girl to grown woman"


"As far as I'm concerned I AM the only all star and there would be  no show without me -flips weave-. I see on twitter a lot of these bitches wanna mention my name or these bloggers wanna compare me to the newest bitch... like PUHPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASEEE. Why is my name in your mouth? Why am I so relevant to YOU? I DONT EVEN REPLY to these bitches!"

"Everyone knows that Alison is the QUEEN Bee. And I don't even have to prove it. I'll have these bitches do my dirty work when I'm in that house. We're in my city and I RUN L.A"


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"So our limo's here" says Alison. "Kay, lets go" says April getting up as the two clank their stillettos and enter to the limo to the mansion together.

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the doorbell rings...

"I am coming" says Deja rolling her eyes marching to the door with her arms folded.

Deja swung the door open, and April said "hi" and proceeded to walk in while Allison shouted out "THE BITCH IS BACK!!!!"

"Save it Allison... I am the only one here" said Deja flipping her weave.

"Where is everyone anyway? We are the only 3 this late in the evning?" snapped April.

"Oh they decided to ditch you guys because you were taking too long and they went ahead to the club." said Deja.

"Are you fucking kidding me!?" snapped Allison turning red.

Confessional Allison: Okay, so we are already getting off to a negative start. The Queen Bee is in the house and I demand respect but I am disrespected upon entrance. How rude of them for the first night to just go without meeting everyone?

"And you stayed because???" wondered April, as she sized up Deja.

"Because I have manners and wanted to meet you two late people... and plus I am waiting on my monthly call from Oprah Michelle." said Deja.

"Oh... I see" said April

Deja quickly snapped out of it and realized she didn't know who April was.

"Oh I am sorry, I thought you were one of the other millionaires for one second..." said Deja.

"EW! You actually thought that was my sister?" snapped Allison giving out a Natalie laugh and walking up stairs.

April rolled her eyes.

Confessional April: Ew? Really Allison, I'd get dick and pussy over you and your ugly sister any day. Don't play.

"So how are the living arrangements looking?" asked April.

Deja explained the room situations.

"I just wanna room with the guys, girls are too much drama" said April.

"Ummm no no no, I told the producers I wanted my own suite, this is not gonna fly" snapped Allison.

Deja's eyes bucked wide open

April looked confused and disgusted.

Confessional April: This girl thinks she is Beyonce... bitch you get no special treatment.

Allison marched upstairs and moved Troyce's bed into Roro and Deja's room (now that room has 4 beds), leaving Kyle's bed all alone.

"This is my room now!" said Allison as she moved Kyle's things into the hallway and put her bags on his single bed...

Confessional Deja as she is watching from the phone booth: Here I am talking to my dear baby... Oprah Michelle and I see Allison touching peoples belongings. I already smell drama popping off. As long as I am not in it, I am gonna keep my poise and act like a lady.






@ the Supperclub 

The rest of the roomies were getting down and dirty...

Confessional Roro: I am dutty winding on the dance floor and doing the naenae all over Ryder and I know he luvin it... *zooms into Ryder shaking his head no and doing the "cut" sign across his neck"

As Shayna is off in the corner looking like she smelled shit...

Confessional Shayna: I see nothing has changed about this bitch Roro the roach, she is still a gross, grimey, gutter, gremlin that she always was. Same bitch different city.

Troyce also wasn't pleased... As Troyce danced with Kyle she couldn't help but stare at Roro.

Confessional Troyce: Baby girl, all your goodies is just hanging out for the world to see... Not cute booboo, wrong move.

Richie stood by the dj area waiting for DJ Aoki's famous cake toss into the crowd, but although anticipation raged inside of him, he couldn't help but stare at Kyle dancing with Troyce... Kyle was moving in slow motion... and Richie was in a daze.




Aoki threw the cake and it splattered all over the back of Richie's head, but he didn't even care... He was too busy looking at Kyle.

The rest of the roomies bursted into laughter at Richie, and he finally snapped out of it

"What's so funny?" Richie said looking around, and then saw some vanilla icing and whipped cream fall on his shoulders...

Karen on the other hand was coochie popping on the dance floor singing Beez in the trap.

"HOE GET UP YOU EMBARRASSING US!" snapped Troyce.

"My sista, I am just having fun with my freakum dress on!" snapped Karen.

"Get yo ass up, this is a mockery bitch I ain't playin!" snapped Troyce.

Shayna who looked very uncomfortable decided to step in.

Confessional Shayna: Granted... Karen looks an utter and complete hot mess, yet Troyce is pussy! Roro the roach is over there looking like a sloppy bad mom as well, yet she picks on Karen? I don't even care for Karen's washed up butt, but I am not gonna look this chick who was rude to me earlier be a bully.

"Hey Troyce, why aren't you saying that to Roro?" snapped Shayna.

"Bitch is anyone talking to you!?" snapped Troyce.

"You don't have to yell at me sheesh" said Shayna looking timid and fake...

Ryder noticed and immediately took this opportunity to break away from Roro

Confessional Ryder: Troyce is being a bully on steroids, I see the fear in Shayna and Karen's eyes as she towers over them... Yeah I have a temper but I am a MAN, and I don't find that attractive on a woman at all... 

"Hey Troyce chill, you bout to make poor Shayna cry" said Ryder as he held Shayna.

"Ryder my nigga you serious?, did you not see this hoes season?" asked Troyce.

"Nah, I don't watch tv ma... just chill" said Ryder.

Troyce grabbed her hair and put it in a ponytail, rolled her eyes and walked away.

"Got me all the way fucked up, Bitches done killed my vibe, I am not letting them take me there... wooosahhh Troyce, remember what sensai told you" said Troyce to herself in a rage.

"Thanks Ryder" said Shayna wiping away fake tears.

Shayna then grabbed Karen and rushed her to the bathroom to clean her up because Karen was showing signals that she had to vomit...

Confessional Shayna: I just might take this bitch under my wing... I mean I can use some minions, especially with so many enemies here

Fastfoward to the limo ride back home filled with mostly intoxicated and one pissed roomie (Troyce)

The limo pulls up to the house...

Shayna helps Karen as she stumbles and fumbles into the house

Ryder helps Roro tumble in

and Richie and Kyle walk in chatting and giggling as Richie feeds Kyle a piece of cake off of his jacket


Troyce marches in pissed with her arms folded and her eyes rolling... Gunner runs up behind Troyce and puts his jacket around her.

"Thanks Gunner" said Troyce mildly

"You're welcome hun, now stop loooking so upset you're too beautiful for that" said Gunner..

Troyce cracked a bit of a smile... but little did she know it was about to wipe right off...

Deja was in bed sleeping with her blindfold on as she was quickly woken up by Roro stumbling and tripping into her room...

Confessional Deja: You are a mother like me... you shouldn't be acting this way, especially if you want custody like I do... It's a shame.

April on the other hand was painting her toe nails in her room with Richie and Gunner... Gunner walked in and was instantly blown away... "Whoa..." said Gunner... in his head April looked up and smiled like an angel, but in reality, she jetted past him because of the altercation going on in the hallway...

"WHO THE FUCK MOVED KYLE'S SHIT, AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BED!!!" snapped Troyce.

"Whoa whoa whoa, calm down!" said Deja waking up

"Bitch who moved my shit!" snapped Troyce...

"It was me" said Allison strutting into the hallway with a bangin bikini on and her weave looking fabulous...


-You then hear Allison do a Natalie  laugh as it zooms out of the house...

[DAViE]

Alison struts into the hall with a G string bikini sporting her enormous fake ass. " I moved it... can I help you?" she asks smirking. "Bitch you got me fucked" snaps Troyce turning ghetto instantly. "EXCUSE ME!! PRODUCTION! -waves to producers- REMOVE HER, PLEASE, THANK YOU!!" shouts Allison as she waves her hand. "You look dumb bitch" snaps Troyce

^Confessional - Troyce

I already knew Allison was going to come up in here acting like she runs LA and shit.  This game she's trying to play, I play harder. I'm about to show this bitch, I Run LA! 


"You think you run L.A bitch?" snaps Troyce towering over Allison. "HAHAH honey I could buy your life BITCH!" Allison says giving a cackling laugh. "Yo is that my shit?" says Kyle chiming in. "Listen.. I don't know WHY you're mad at me... BLAME PRODUCTION!" she says mockingly. "You have no right to be touching people's things!" yells a drunken Shayna.

^Confessional - Kyle

It's night one. I don't even know Allison and she's already starting drama. To be honest I didn't come here for this shit and I know for damn sure neither is Troyce. So she better get a reality check

"What'd you say bitch?" snaps Troyce. "I RUN LA!" laughs Allison. As production jumps in the middle Troyce  tries to back hand Alison. "YOU WILD BANSHEE BITCH, WHO YOU TRYIN TO SWING ON HOE!??" yells Allison. "Bitch give me the chance hoe, put my shit back in my room, NOW!" demands Troyce.

^Confessional - Allison

Honestly... the manners on some of these people. This blotchy skinned bitch should be honored to be in my presence. I can show you the life style and you wanna hate on me bitch??? I GET MY OWN ROOM. End of discussion, so move aside... and I'll grace you just this once. 

Allison has had enough of the situation. "I don't care what happens. I am getting my own room" she begins yelling at production. "YOU TOLD ME, I WOULD GET MY OWN ROOM!" she yells in one of the producers faces. "Allison calm down" demands one of the producers. She booty pops away outside.

"YOU AINT WALKIN AWAY FROM ME BITCH" yells Troyce. "We're doneeeeeee!!!!" says Allison dragging her voice. "So who is going to fix this?" Kyle asks production. "Guys PLEASE stop giving this girl attention that's all this is about." says Richie. "Ughh" rumbles an irritated Troyce. Gunner goes outside for a cig. April sips her champagne

^Confessional - Richie

Allison is the definition of an attention seeker, we should just avoid her at all costs.

Deja goes outside to smoke with Allison

----

Deja walks in on Allison ranting to Gunner

^Confessional - Gunner

I'm listening to Allison bc all I see right now is that fat ass. Plus I know her so you know.. I don't want her getting her ass kicked.


^Confessional - Deja

I'm just going to try to talk some sense into Allison, but knowing her it's probably not going to work...

"I'm already seeing Deja.. that we can't trust these bitches!" hisses Allison. "Whatdya mean we?" asks Deja. "Girl! We're the ORIGINALS" says Allison pointing to herself, Deja and Gunner.

meanwhile upstairs

Troyce puts a blue crypt flag bandana up in her hair. "If a bitch wants to run L.A , come run it" she says to herself as she greases up her arms. April side eyes the bitch. Meanwhile Shayna continues hissing lies into Troyce's ear while Karen sits against the wall having a beer. "Troyce what are you doing?" asks Ryder. "Mind ya buisness bitch!" she snaps. "Yeah honestly.. she really needs to go home" hisses Shayna. "I'll pack her bags..." she hisses again. "Ight you wanna help me? Lets go" says Troyce as she and Shayna begin packing Allison's belongings in garbage bags. "Come on girls you really gotta do all that ?" asks Ryder. Troyce grabs a pair of Allison's sunglasses. "Who does this bitch think she is -snaps- Yo Ryder why you coming up in my shit?! POP OFF!" she says getting in his face. 

^Confessional - Troyce

I don't give a fuck what you think bitch. Out my way. If this bitch needs a beat down she's getting it delivered.

Shayna throws Allison's make up bag out the window. "I just threw it out the window!" laughs Shayna "I just threw it out the window!" 

^Confessional - Shayna

I'm participating in the eviction of Allison because.... she's poison to the house and if she is going to act this one on day one... you clearly have something to prove. 

---outside----

Allison's make up bag comes crashing down. "What is this!?" snaps Allison

^Confessional - Allison

I have no idea WHY all my make up is outside. I don't even know which bitch threw it out the window. All I know is this is NOT gonna fly!

"Girl that's your make up" says Deja sipping her champagne with her sleeping mask in her hair. "Allison... don't" says Gunner, as Allison runs into the house.

"I WANNA KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU BITCHES THREW MY MAKE UP?!" she hollers. Shayna whimpers. "WHY IS IT ON THE FLOOR SHAYNA? WHY IS IT ON THE FLOORRRRR?" she hollers "WHY ARE MY THINGS IN GARBAGE BAGS? EXCUSE ME PUT THAT DOWN!" she yells at Troyce "What the fuck are you gonna do?!" snaps Troyce throwing the bag full of shoes at Allison. "Do you know how much that's worth?" she snaps as Allison spits on Troyce. "BITCH YOU WOULDA THOUGHT!" screams Troyce as she tackles Allison to the floor. "FUCK HER UP!" yells Shayna as she tries to hit Allison while she's on the ground;

[Cali Royalty]

Troyce tackles Allison to the floor and Allison grab's Troyce's weave and crip scarf and yanks it. Shayna tries to swing and jump in but Gunner quickly holds her back, also copping a feel of her breasts purposely.... The producers automatically jump in to stop Troyce and grab her arms so she can't swing, but Allison still was holding onto her weave and crip scarf, so Troyce was helpless and decided to bite her arm in order to make Allison let go.

"AHHHH" yelled Allison as she let Troyce hair go.

"That's right, let me go you hair pulling bitch! You lucky they held me back, I woulda took it straight to the streets" yelled Troyce.

"Fake ass black belt bitch, the streets? What happened to your karate, you lying gutter rat! NAH, Send that hoe home, she bit me! She's a fucking animal!" yelled Allison.

Confessional Deja: Biting? Really... these noobies have gotten ruthless. Maybe Allison's right... maybe these noobs are a different breed than me, Gunner and her.

"Send her home or I am out!" yells Allison.

"We have to review the tapes..." said the producers.

"TAPES? TAPES!!!!? Okay you know what, first you promise me my own fucking room, then you let this hoe bite me and have to review "tapes" when you can obviously see my arm? What's next!!!? You're not gonna give me my million dollars you guys promised?! That's it. I am out. I need a tetanus shot!" yelled Allison as she grabbed her fur coat, and put it over her bikini and exited the mansion into a cab.

"Allison! Allison!" yelled the producers chasing after her... but it was too late... the cab zoomed off.

"Let her leave, shit... don't chase the bitch" snapped Troyce with her weave messed up... Kyle patted and rubbed Troyce's back comforting her.

"Off camera, viewers will not see this"

"Producers calling Allison..."

"Allison, you are getting the million dollars, please come back this show needs you.

Allison on the phone line: No, NO! You guys had no sense of urgency, I was bitten, my belongings were thrown from a window, I was assaulted, my expensive things were put into trashbags, and I didn't get my own room. This isn't what I signed up for....

Producers: What can we do?

Allison: 5 million dollars

Producers: Allison that's absurd.

Allison: I RUN LA *clicks*

hang up dial tone noise...*


*On Air*

Confessional Deja: I feel bad for Allison tbh, she is an evil ass conniving bitch, but she is one of the only REAL stars, and I don't want to be part of this cast if it doesn't represent the true originals... So I have to do something.

Meanwhile...

Troyce ranted to Shayna and Kyle about how she almost had that bitch Allison.

"You know what Troyce, she's gone... it's over! I am honestly glad you didn't get physical, because you are better than that." said Kyle.

Shayna rolled her eyes...

Troyce smiled.

Confessional Troyce: Kyle's positive energy always calms me down. I honestly love him around because he always brings me back to earth.

"I'll tell you what! Let's have a celebration tomorrow! To celebrate that Allison is gone and to celebrate this second chance of redemption that we all have" said Kyle.

"Now you're talkin!" says Shayna.

Confessional Shayna: I am so happy Allison is gone, another person I orchestrated out a house. I am still good at this shit haha... Honestly... I can't wait for this party tomorrow. I have the perfect wig I wanted to try out for it.

The next day...

Confessional Roro: So I wake up with a hangover and I am filled in on all the drama that went on last night by Karen, and honestly I am glad I missed it, but I am just glad Kyle and Troyce are throwing a party, so I can pop my pussy ooooowwwww!


Troyce and Kyle head off to the store to buy items for the party, and all the roomates are getting ready for the party, except one person who is getting ready for something else.

Confessional Deja: Who parties on a Sunday? I am going to church today. I don't have time for this.

Shayna comes out sporting her new wig for the party.



Deja shrieks "AHHHH!" when she says Shayna.

Confessional Deja: Not appropriate.

...

Deja struts out with her church outfit on




Meanwhile, Troyce and Kyle return home, with meat for the grill and alcohol, and cups and plates as they begin to set up...

April walks out with a banging bikini looking flawless for the party and Gunner drools over her as he is grilling the meats.

"Yo April, come here" said Gunner.

April walked over.

"What's up?" said April.

"You know how to work the grill?" asked Gunner.

"I know how to work a lot of things" said April.

Confessional Gunner: Nothing is sexier than an independent woman doing a man's job but looking hot while doing it.

Gunner stood behind April and was teaching her how to grill and copping a feel...

Shayna and Karen were in the pool playing together

Ryder and Richie were actually conversing and playing a game of pool on the other hand.

Confessional Richie: Me and Ryder are getting along, it seems like negative energy in the house is gone and I just see everyone laughing and having a good time.

Roro is booty popping on the bar and making eye contact at Ryder from a far, and Ryder is so uncomfortable trying not even to glance that direction.

"I think she has the hots for you man" said Richie.

"The feelings is not mutual" said Ryder.

"You don't have the hots for any of these girls?" asks Richie

"No not really... not yet... these girls are crazy, I like my lady to act like a lady" said Ryder.

"I thought Troyce liked you man" said Richie.

"Yeah she did... I could tell, not really into black chicks like that and last night her behavior proved why" said Ryder.

Richie side eyed Ryder.

"What?... You have the hots for anyone?" asked Ryder.

Richie glanced over at Kyle....

Ryder looked in the direction that Richie looked in and saw it was Kyle he was looking at.. then he looked at Richie's pants and saw a hard on..

"Oh nah nah nah, Ima go man. I don't wanna have to throw you over a balcony again" said Ryder jokingly.

Meanwhile, Deja was at church listening to her pastor.

Pastor: Everyone is always concerned with getting blessings, but sometimes! You need to help others get blessings! Don't let people walk away from their blessings, you have to be a good samartin




just like this guy was in the bible, you have to help people! You have to SAVE people! NOT just save yourself... Always ask yourself what would Jesus do?...

Confessional Deja: This pastor is speaking to me... I feel like I need to do a good deed, I need to help someone get their blessing, and I think I know who.

Several hours pass, and the roomates are all partying, the house guests have tippled, because everyone invited friends...


music is blasting

food is all done and everyone is eating and drinking and laughing

half naked girls all over the place dancing...

The party is turned up and wild...

Confessional Kyle: This party is a success... I see April and Gunner making out. I see Roro chasing Ryder throughout the house drunk and it's hilarious... My girl Troyce is actually laughing and talking to Karen and Shayna, how shocking? The only person that is missing is Deja where the hell is she? Idk but this is the second time she chose to not include herself with the group... but sucks for her... I am just sitting here watching everyone party like a proud papa.


Richie sees Kyle just sitting there alone.

"Why are you not joining in with the party dude?" asks Richie.

"Haha I get my enjoyment from watching others enjoy themselves sometimes" said Kyle.

"I bought you a beer man" said Richie, tossing one to Kyle.

"Thanks" said Kyle.

Confessional Kyle: I saw Richie's season and he wasn't the nicest. I am a cool, calm and collected guy mostly... Richie is fiery at times. I feel like he is coming onto me, but yeah not sure how to respond.

Richie smiled and walked away.



On the other hand... Allison was packing her bags in her hotel room, getting ready to leave back to her home, but then... the door swung open and it was DEJA!

"Allison, we need to talk" said Deja.

Confessional Allison: I am about to say peace out to this redemption season and then out of no where my door swings open and I see Deja in all red, looking like the devil himself, with a hilarious, over sized hat on her head. It's ridiculous. Is production really this desperate to keep the queen bee that they pulled out Deja, to try and stop me from leaving.

"What the hell?" said Allison, trying not to laugh at Deja's attire.

"Allison, I know this is random, but we need to talk. I REFUSE, to be part of a cast where there are NO true stars. We may not always get along, but you are a real star, I am a real star, and what you said that other day... it spoke to me... we are originals. Girl, I can't let you walk away from this blessing." said Deja.

Confessional Allison: Wow, I'd never think Deja would be preaching this holy mumbo jumbo to me, begging me to stay, but she's right. If I leave... that means these idiots win, and I RUN LA! I let no one win.

"I am only coming back in one condition" said Allison.

"What's that?" asked Deja with her hand on her chin leaning in like Oprah.

"I need an entrance to piss these hoes off... Let's go to a fucking prop star Deja, I RUN LA!" yelled Allison.

"Prop store? Why, girl what the hell. I didn't plan on shopping" said Deja.

"Nah, nah I am buying everything, I know exactly what I wanna do, and these whores are all going to look so dumb." laughed Allison evilly.

Confessional Deja: Idk what Allison means about making a "grand entrance"... idk what she has up her sleeve, but I am afraid... why do we need props? Why is she taking me in the middle of Hollywood to a prop store in this church outfit is beyond me.

Several hours pass and the party is winding down...


"Oh this was such a blast Kyle!!! I love you so much" said Troyce hugging and squeezing Kyle and kissing him on the cheek.

"Yooo this party was too turnt" said Roro twerking on a handstand.

"Damn bitch do you ever turn down?" laughed Troyce.

guests were all leaving with plates of Gunner and April's BBQ wrapped in foil, and some of them were even stealing bottles of liquor as they peaced out.

"Bye guys! We gotta do this again, definitely man" said Ryder saying bye to all his friends and escorting them out of the door...

"Oh God, now we gotta clean up... this house is a wreck" said April...

"no no no, not tonight" said Gunner as he grabbed April's hand and led her up to his room...

everyone eyed them being nosy...

only a few party guests were left and the DJ was packing up to leave...

"Karen, kindly tell your guests to leave, I wanna sleep soon" snapped Troyce.

"Troyce don't be a party pooper..." slurred a drunken Karen.

"Girl the party is winding down, if you don't tell your fucking friends to go home" snapped Troyce.

"Troyce man chill, this was a good day, don't mess it up" said Ryder.

Confessional Troyce: I was attracted to Ryder at the beginning, but he got me fucked up playing captain save a hoe. Ima snap on his ass real talk if he keep it up.

"Ryder, I just am tired, I have no more party left in me and I need sleep" said Troyce.

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

AT THE DOOR...


"PARTY IS OVER GO HOME!" yelled Troyce.

"It's Deja!"

"Oh wow... where was this bitch? Missing all the fun" said Roro as she booty popped to answer the door.

Deja walked in pushing a giant fake cake...

"Ummm you got strippers? Girl you are way too late" laughed Troyce.

"DID SOMEONE SAY STRIPPER!!!?' yelled a drunken Karen...

Troyce rolled her eyes...

"SURPRISE!!!!" yelled Allison as she hopped out of the cake






TO BE CONTINUED